Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Gentleman and the Adulterer

"Cao Cao?"

The potter's two eyes were round, and he looked up and down at the little black thin man in front of him.

Cao Cao was obviously very satisfied with the potter's expression, and said happily: "Judging from the respectful eyes of the virtuous brother...... Cao thinks you should know me. ”

The potter recovered from his initial surprise.

His first reaction when he heard the name Cao Cao was that he was ready to turn around and slip away, for no particular reason, purely out of awe of the strong and a kind of physical instinct.

In the heart of the potter, the person standing in front of him is worthy of the name of the number one person in the late Han Dynasty, and there is no such thing as tying for the first place.

But the thought only flashed for a moment, and the potter came back to his senses at once.

Looking up and down at this so-called Cao Cao, the potter began to mutter in his heart......

This middle-aged man is not good-looking, he has no body and no momentum, compared with Sun Jian, who has a majestic appearance and hazy temperament, he is completely a two-grade person.

To put it mildly, he doesn't have Kong Ling to look at the style, he belongs to the kind of person who will not be looked at twice if he is thrown in the crowd, and he will be submerged immediately.

You can meet Cao Cao when you go shopping, how can there be such a coincidence in the world!? At first glance, he is a deceitful master.

Since Cao Cao assassinated Dong Zhuo and returned to his hometown to recruit soldiers, he has now become the No. 1 Internet celebrity in the first year of Chuping, and he is the kind of person who is on the camera and is brushed with gifts.

The greater the fame, the more pirated fakes are estimated.

"Are you Cao Cao?" The potter looked at the one in front of him playfully.

"It's Cao! It seems that Brother Ren should know my prestige! ”

When the fake Cao Cao saw that the potter had heard his name, he couldn't help but raise his head, very complacent, and it seemed that he was a little inflated.

The potter raised his eyebrows and sneered, "You Cao Cao, you look a little too shabby, right?" ”

The fake Cao Cao's smiling face suddenly froze.

Half an hour later......

"Brother Ren, you're really not polite when you speak."

The potter snorted and said, "It's not that I'm not polite, Cao Cao assassinated Dong Zhuo, although he is famous in the world, he is also a well-known prisoner in the world!" You only know how to blindly follow the trend, but you don't know that pretending to be him can easily be killed! Besides, if you want to pretend to be Yuan Shao, you can also pretend to be Yuan Shao, how is it more famous than Cao Cao, the signboard of the fourth world and the third duke, it is easier to eat and drink. ”

"What am I pretending to be Yuan Shao for!" The person who called himself Cao Cao pointed to his nose in surprise, and he couldn't speak: "I am the real Cao Cao!" Why do you have to pretend, Cao Cao has something worth impersonating! ”

The potter pouted: "Forget it, you don't look in the mirror to see your virtues...... Looking at the decay of your face, where will there be a person who has the courage to assassinate the country? Playing Cao Cao is simply an insult to the idol in my heart...... I'm not angry, get out of here. ”

"Hey! You ...... erector."

The person who called himself Cao Cao was in a hurry, rolled up his arms and sleeves, and stepped forward to beat the potter.

At this time, Xu Chu strode over, stood beside the potter with his head held high, and glared angrily at the fake Cao Cao.

The fist that the fake Cao Cao had already raised in mid-air suddenly froze.

The potter scoffed: "Look at your little courage, you don't even dare to beat people, and you dare to pretend to be Cao Mengde?" Stay where it's cool. ”

The fake Cao Cao was angry and anxious, and wanted to get angry and beat the potter to relieve his anger, but Xu Chu was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, hesitated for a long time, and had to stomp his feet and say: "I am the real Cao Cao!" Why don't you believe it? …… Do you dare to go back to the barracks with Cao and let the sergeants recognize me! ”

"I'm sorry, I don't have the spare time to accompany you crazy, you can find someone else to play."

The potter didn't bother to pay attention to him, and turned around to lead Xu Chu away, but the fake Cao Cao stepped forward with an arrow, and his arms were stretched out in front of the potter, blocking his way.

The potter's eyebrows furrowed, and his anger surged upward: "What are you doing?" ”

Fake Cao Cao stretched out two fingers and said righteously: "Two things, first, I want to prove that I am the real Cao Cao, and second, this hero behind you has the courage of ten thousand people, and he is too blind to follow you, I want to ask him to be Cao's marching horse." ”

The potter gradually lost his patience, turned his head and asked Xu Chu, "He wants you to go with him, can you go?" ”

Xu Chu sneered, raised his head, and exposed the fake Cao Cao's two big nostrils, and said very arrogantly: "Joke, why should I follow a liar!" ”

The potter turned his head to look at the fake Cao Cao again: "He doesn't want to go with you, and I can't help it, as for what you said you are true......

The fake Cao Cao stomped his feet fiercely: "I am indeed the real thing!" ”

"Am I still not convinced? I believe that you are Cao Cao, your father is Cao Cao, and your whole family is Cao Cao. ”

The fake Cao Cao's anger came up: "Vertical Zi'an dares to be rude!" Cao will not rest with you! ”

The potter turned his head to look at Xu Chu and ordered, "Carry this kid to the place...... Beat it! ”

Xu Chu couldn't bear it anymore, took a big step, picked up Cao Cao, and ran quickly to a dim alley next to the market.

"Shaft Ann Dare! ………… Ah~~! ”

The people around were surprised, and they tiptoed in the direction of the alley, but they didn't dare to go in to watch, just because many people saw Xu Chu's bravery, which egg dared to care about his nosy? Those who are curious only look at the excitement from afar.

The potter turned his head to look at the four Pei brothers who were stunned on the side, and said with a smile: "With such a scoundrel, try not to quarrel if you can do it." ”

Pei Qian nodded mechanically: "Sir, you...... Really reasonable. ”

The potter put the lottery money won by Shicai in the gong, handed it to Pei Qian, and said, "You four have no skills, and you are not very spiritual in earning money...... It's not a long-term solution to live in the rivers and lakes and rely on your strength, I think you are all quite strong, so it's better to follow me, so you can be regarded as having a home. ”

Pei Qian had already seen that the potter and Xu Chu were not idle people at this moment, and asked cautiously: "Don't you dare to ask Mr. Gao's name?" ”

"Well said." The pottery merchant smiled and said: "My name is Tao Shang, I am the eldest son of the Xuzhou Assassin Tao Envoy, and I am currently the supervisor of the Xuzhou Expedition to the West...... I've been thinking about forming a convoy of your own, and several of you are refugees and have no home...... If you are willing to join, you are the team of this escort army, how about it, are you willing? ”

The four of them couldn't help but open their mouths in surprise, they guessed that the identity of the potter was not bad, but they never thought it was so big!

Listening to the screams still coming from the alley, the Pei brothers muttered in their hearts......

This kid can't be a fake, right?

"Would you like to?" The potter asked again.

The four of them came back to their senses, forget it, it doesn't matter if it's true or not, it doesn't matter who he is, just take care of the food!

The four of them nodded again and again, and said, "Yes!" ”

Xu Chu had already walked back from the alley at this moment, and while fluttering his hands on the side, he said strangely: "Gongzi wants to form a guard army?" ”

The potter looked back at Xu Chu: "Finished picking?" What about people? ”

Xu Chu gritted his teeth and smiled, looking very mad: "Throw it inside, let him wake up!" ”

The potter let out an 'oh' and continued the topic just now: "That's right, I want to form an exclusive escort army that belongs to me, so that everything can be safer in the future, and you will be the leading captain of this escort army." ”

Xu Chu grinned, and said hesitantly: "It's not the director of a certain family to arrange troops...... But if you train people and protect your son, you are in the middle of a certain family! ”

The potter pondered for a moment and said, "There are not many soldiers, but they are fine!" People don't need too many for the time being, the main thing is to choose the strong ones...... Count the four of them first, go back and choose some more people in your clan soldiers, and after you have a team, you will slowly increase it in the future......"

Xu Chu saw that the potters trusted him so much, and he was somewhat moved in his heart: "What about this guard? What is your name? ”

The potter turned his head to look at the small alley where Xu Chu Shicai picked up the fake Cao Cao, and he was blessed and moved.

"It's called...... Tiger Guards. ”

Xu Chu stretched out his thumb: "Good name!" ”

Of course...... Plagiarism!

The group had already attracted a lot of attention on the road, and the potter didn't want to get into too much trouble, so he and Xu Chu led the four Pei brothers to pack up their things and leave.

And the fake Cao Cao was lying motionless in the alley, although the people in the market also witnessed all this, but no one entered the alley to help him, as if he didn't see it.

In troubled times, dead people are common...... Brawls and fights and fainted, it's too pediatric!

Whoever has the spare time to support you, everyone is very busy for their livelihood.

After a long time, a group of strong men in fine armor broke through the crowd and hurried towards the place where the fake Cao Cao fainted.

A strong man at the head, with a stiff tiger beard and a rough appearance, rushed into the alley and saw the unconscious fake Cao Cao on the ground, his head was dizzy, and he felt that his breathing was about to stop.

After just a few moments of separation, how did it become like this? Don't let him wander around the county by himself, he just doesn't listen!

The strong man quickly leaned down, dragged half of the fake Cao Cao's body up, and shouted while shaking: "Meng De! Mengde! Wake up! Wake up! ”

Cao Cao's eyes were closed, drooling at the corners of his lips, his whole body was weak and weak, and he didn't react no matter how he shook it.

The big man's face was flushed in a hurry, and he turned to the soldier behind him and stretched out his hand, shouting, "Bring water!" ”

The soldier hurriedly handed over a leather water bag, and the big man bit the water bag open with his mouth, raised his head and poured it violently, and directly sprayed it on Cao Cao's black face.

Cao Cao's black face immediately became drenched, like a chicken in soup.

After the big man's mouth was sprayed, his hands didn't stop, he stretched out his palms, and opened the bow left and right, "Papa After slapping Cao Cao's seven or eight big-eared scrapers, his palms were red, and Cao Cao was fat, swollen and swollen, and the corners of his mouth were bloody, and then he woke up faintly.

The big man seemed to be afraid that Cao Cao wouldn't wake up, his two hands were like machine guns, and he was still whipping up, very hard! The one that smokes is called a ruthless one.

"Stop, stop...... Stop, stop, stop!! Cao Cao finally came to his senses completely because of the severe pain on his face, and his two hands were pulling hard in the air, desperately blocking the big man's big-eared scrapers like a mountain and a tsunami.

Seeing that Cao Cao had finally woken up, Dahan's heart suddenly relaxed, and he said happily: "Mengde! You're finally awake! How does it feel? ”

"Feeling...... I feel like I'm going to kill you if I don't wake up......"

Cao Cao's appearance at this time was extremely embarrassing, one eye was beaten by Xu Chu like a panda eye, and the cheeks on both sides were pumped by the big man like a mountain of meat - a living human head pig brain.

What is miserable husband? When the same is true.

Cao Cao rubbed his swollen face, grinning his teeth while shivering, and muttered, "Yuan Rang, you are also smoking." ”

The Han who woke Cao Cao up was his clan henchman Xiahoudun.

Xiahou sighed and said, "If I don't be ruthless, what if you can't wake up?" Mengde, which bastard made you like this? ”

Speaking of this, Cao Cao suddenly came back to his senses, frowned as if he was reminiscing bitterly, and after thinking about it for a long time......

"I remember! He is handsome and elegant...... But the weak-crowned child who speaks extremely annoying! ”

Xiahoudun couldn't help but be stunned: "Weak-crowned child...... How weak? ”

"Sixteen or seventeen years old, a hundred or ten pounds."

Xiahoudun's face changed suddenly.

"Mengde, you're not joking with so-and-so, are you? Sixteen or seventeen-year-old boys...... Got you lying unconscious on the street? How crazy must this boy be...... It won't be the Huns. ”

Cao Cao shook his head affirmatively: "No! Pure Central Plains people...... Talking, talking, dressing, and looking are all ...... It shouldn't be an ordinary young man, it's quite a bit of a doorway......"

Xiahoudun's eyes suddenly widened, his hands clenched into fists unconsciously, and he gritted his teeth with hatred.

"It's really a country that will die, and there will be demons! Whose boy dares to be so rude to you? He doesn't know who you are! You are the current general of Dai Fenwu, who assassinated Cao Cao, who was famous for his Dong thief! ”

Cao Cao's bloated face suddenly turned red, and his lips trembled...... seems to be aggrieved and indignant.

"Cao reported his own home! But the shaft didn't believe it! ”

"Why?" Xiahoudun didn't know why, and didn't understand the meaning of Cao Cao's words.

Cao Cao didn't care about it, slammed his hand on the ground, and said angrily: "Thirty-five years of life!" It's the first time Cao found out today, and I can't prove who I am...... That little brute ......! ”

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