Chapter 91: The Woman of the Qiao Family
This kind of small calculation in the wind and moon place is different from the open and secret struggle in the officialdom. After many officials have suffered a loss, under the gaze of high-ranking officials and nobles, it is difficult to use the power in their hands to retaliate, and they can often only consider themselves unlucky.
Li Zhongyi scratched his ears and cheeks, and felt irritable for a while, damn, why is it not good, you have to write poems and lyrics?
The old owner of this skin is not a reading seed at all, and the poems he wrote in his memory are not only very few, but also extremely stinky.
Even Li Zhongyi, a layman, knows that it is also worthy of poetry?
Unlike Li Zhongyi, a native bun, Meng Renyi is very good at making poems, and the name of the poem has long been spread throughout Shilin and is widely praised.
Time passed slowly, and the literati made poems one by one, and it was Li Zhongyi's turn.
Li Zhongyi wanted to use the excuse of changing clothes and take the opportunity to urinate, but Li Xiangling hugged Li Zhongyi's arm and said sweetly: "Young eunuch, someone occupies the place of changing clothes, you wait for a while, it's not too late to go after chanting the poems." β
Let Li Xiangling delay like this, the bamboo chip has been handed to Li Zhongyi, and in front of everyone, he wants to urinate again, which has obviously become a fantasy.
Meng Renyi also knew that Li Zhongyi had never recited poetry, let alone made poetry, so he quietly wrote a poem, originally wanting Li Zhongyi to peek at it.
However, Li Xiangling didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and actually blocked Li Zhongyi's sight with her body.
Li Zhongyi's heart was on fire, this little girl's heart is too narrow, and she wants Lao Tzu to lose face, right?
In a hurry, Li Zhongyi glanced at the bright moon in the sky, but saw a crescent moon hanging high in the sky, spreading a warm silver glow to the earth.
Hmm, there is, Li Zhongyi suddenly remembered the favorite word of the school girl's wife, which can barely be regarded as a suitable situation, right?
Li Zhongyi simply closed his eyes and groaned in a loud voice: "The clouds are clever, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man is dark." As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world. Tenderness is like water, the best period is like a dream, and you can endure the return of the Magpie Bridge. If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight? β
After chanting, Li Zhongyi didn't hear any reaction, and quickly opened his eyes and said, "Contemptible people retire for the time being." β
"Poof." Li Zhongyi turned around too quickly, Li Xiangling, who was originally holding his arm, couldn't catch off guard, and actually tripped one of his legs, and the two of them planted on the couch together.
"Oh, such a good word, how many times do you have to hear it in life? Alas, how many times will I see the wonderful scene of the young eunuch pressing Xiangling? Wonderful, wonderful......" Some reacted very quickly, and immediately shouted about the wonderful things that Li Zhongyi pounced on Li Xiangling.
The prostitute's painting boat was originally one next to the other, not far apart. For a time, Li Zhongyiyin's "Queqiao Immortal" and the glorious deeds of overthrowing famous flowers were immediately spread out, and soon aroused the literati to rush to recite.
"The young eunuch is so talented, please forgive the slave for the crime of disrespect." Li Zhongyi came out with a change of clothes, but met Li Xiangling, who had been waiting for him.
The little lady apologized to her face, even if Li Zhongyi, a big man, was on fire in his heart, what could he do?
"Hehe, I was already Jiang Lang's talent, but I was so provoked by the little lady, I actually came to be inspired, and I offered my ugliness, my ugliness." Li Zhongyi laughed dryly twice and said two witty words, which can be regarded as covering up the embarrassment.
Li Zhongyi thought that Li Xiangling would give up, but unexpectedly, when he returned to the crowd, the first line of Chengdu, actually mentioned yì again, with the theme of love flowers, and each made a poem.
Little girl, are you finished? Li Zhongyi was so angry that his nostrils were smoking, but because he had just changed his clothes, he couldn't borrow urine to escape immediately, so he had to sit in the middle of the city.
I don't know if I want to atone for my sins, or if I want Li Zhongyi to continue to show his face, Li Xiangling actually mentioned that I started from Li Zhongyi's side.
Meng Renyi squeezed his eyes at Li Zhongyi, and whispered: "Blameless brother, I didn't know that you actually had such an excellent literary color, it's really gratifying." β
Li Zhongyi wanted to smash his donkey face with a punch, but he could only grit his teeth and be helpless.
Everyone in the boat focused their attention on Li Zhongyi, and in the dozen or so painting boats nearby, all stopped the sound of silk and bamboo, and many people were pricking up their ears to listen to the movement here.
Mother, isn't it just a love flower, isn't it plagiarism? Lao Tzu is out of the way!
Li Zhongyi searched it again, and used it to soak in the school flower wife in his previous life, and a large number of Song words memorized suddenly lit up in front of him.
Li Xiangling kept staring at Li Zhongyi tightly, and felt that his eyes were shining, and she immediately danced her wrists, plucked the strings, and accompanied him.
"Leaning on the dangerous building, the wind is fine, looking at the extreme spring sorrow, and the sky is gloomy. In the afterglow of the grass-colored smoke, there is no one who will rely on his will. I plan to get drunk with a crazy picture. When it comes to wine, strong music is still tasteless. The belt gradually widened and did not regret it, and it made people haggard for Yi.
"Okay, a good belt gradually widens and never regrets it, for Yi to make people haggard, wonderful, wonderful!" Meng Renyi got up and recited aloud this wonderful sentence that has been passed down through the ages and is popular among the people.
Seeing Li Xiangling's watery eyes, staring at his face with affection, Li Zhongyi's heart was on fire and most of it dissipated.
Li Xiangling didn't know that Li Zhongyi was actually a poetry straw bag, if Li Zhongyi was allowed to continue to write lyrics, he would definitely make a big fool and lose the adult.
However, Li Zhongyi has already suffered a loss, how can he continue to stay here and wait for death?
"Ladies and gentlemen, the old mother has been unwell recently, and the younger brother has left first." Li Zhongyi pretended to shake the sleeves of his robe elegantly, ignoring Li Xiangling's voice behind him, and slipped away.
Unexpectedly, Li Zhongyi slipped away like this, but slipped out of a good story, and everyone in the world said: The young eunuch pressed Xiangling, which was "Butterfly Love Flower".
After Li Zhongyi heard about it, he didn't take it seriously. However, when Qin Degui told him, and even the palace concubines recited in private, "I will never regret the gradual widening of the clothes belt, and I will make people haggard for Yi", he knew the strength of Baggage Xiangling's propaganda and public opinion offensive.
When the line of Qing*lou and the young young eunuch who made the witty words were closely linked, the gossip index immediately doubled, which was unusually eye-catching.
Li Xiangling's worth has skyrocketed to the point that he plays a tune with him, and Cheng DΓΉ has 200 runs.
Recently, Li Xiangling's grandmother (**), in front of many benefactors, publicly said that she was waiting for Li Zhongyi to comb the cage (open buds) for Li Xiangling. Not only is the incense free, but she also covers the expenses of creating head and face decorations, making clothes, and booking tables.
After Li Zhongyi heard about it, he didn't take it seriously, and it was impossible to take it seriously. According to common sense, if the ** is really sincere, he should send a note of incense in private, ask Li Zhongyi what he means, and then do publicity.
Now, the ** didn't even say hello, so he made his own assertions, obviously taking advantage of the opportunity to make a big splash to raise Li Xiangling's value.
After leaving duty, Li Zhongyi returned home, but saw Peony pouting and said, "Master, you came back so early today, didn't you go to meet that Li Xing?" β
Yo drink, even this concubine who doesn't go out of the second door knows the story of him and Li Xiangling, it seems that the power of gossip is really endless.
Li Zhongyi lightly stretched his ape arm, sat on his lap with the peony in his arms, smiled evilly, and said, "Sue sΓΉ master, are you sneaking into the street to play again?" β
"No, no, there really isn't...... Peony rolled her eyes, trying to get by.
Li Zhongyi smiled softly, raised his hand on her forehead, and whispered: "Without the master's orders, the concubine at the back door dares to let you go out?" Don't say that you only gave someone 30 yuan, even if it was 3,000 yuan, she wouldn't dare to let you out. β
"Ah, you are really a god, you know everything. People, people just feel bored and panicked, and want to go out and buy some snacks. Peony dodged Li Zhongyi's playful eyes in a panic.
"Hey, just going buy some snacks?" The corners of Li Zhongyi's mouth were raised high, "Then why are you dressed in fancy clothes, hooking Wang Dalang in a daze, and almost making a farce of robbing the little lady on the street?" β
"Master, the slave didn't deliberately provoke that person, it was his dead face, Leng wanted to talk to the slave, and the slave ignored him......" Peony dropped the silver beans aggrievedly, nestled on Li Zhongyi's shoulder, and sobbed in a low voice.
Li Zhongyi was secretly funny, his door had already been guarded by Huang Jingsheng's Wuhou in three shifts, and he was stared at tightly.
Not to mention that Peony is such a beautiful girl, even if it is a cat or a dog, it can't escape Huang Jingsheng's eyes.
In addition, the peony stuffed money with the front foot to the guard at the back door, and the mother handed the money to the bottle with the back foot.
Li Zhongyi also felt that his own women were always locked up at home, like a caged bird, so he was really bored, so he nodded, and at the same time greeted Huang Jingsheng in private.
Only then did the bottle tell the grandmother at the back door to pretend to be greedy for money and quietly let go. Otherwise, if Peony wants to sneak out of this Li family's inner house, it will be more difficult than ascending to the sky.
"Well, don't steal out of the house again! If you feel bored, just talk to the bottle and let Wang Dahu take someone to escort you out for a walk. After all, Li Zhongyi feels sorry for his own woman, and he doesn't want to lock her up as a canary, as long as there is safety outside, it won't be a big deal.
"Master, it's good for you to treat slaves." Peony smiled, and there were still crystal tears on her pretty face.
Peony pursed her small mouth, hugged Li Zhongyi's neck, and licked it lightly on his lips, "Master, the slave still lacks a few gold ornaments......
Li Zhongyi smiled dumbly, this little lady, she has a star face in white, and the little mood she just gathered was washed away by her request as a philistine.
"Wow, it's a little rounder?" Li Zhongyi stroked the plump buttocks of the peony, and he was surprised to feel that after the continuous moisturization of rain and dew, the beautiful girl in his arms seemed to be gradually blooming peony flowers, and her body was becoming more and more plump, concave and convex, and the feeling was getting better.
Li Zhongyi carefully looked at the appearance of Peony, well, more and more like the female star surnamed Xiao on the other side.
Hehe, in his last life, Li Zhongyi could only look at the very feminine star and swallow his saliva. Now, he can hold her, who is strikingly similar, in his arms, and love her freely, without any scruples.
This is the nourishing life that the old man should live!
"Master, you're so bad, it's ...... It wants to bully the slave again......" Peony lay softly in Li Zhongyi's arms, muttering.
Li Zhongyi smiled evilly, raised his hand to untie the skirt of the peony, and spread her flat on the wide desk,
This little lady's waist is naturally soft and abnormal, and her two long legs have been pressed into a horse shape by Li Zhongyi, but she didn't cry out of pain.
The creaking and shaking sound of the desk will continue to push the endless ** to the top.
After Li Zhongyi became "Song Jiang" again, Peony collapsed on the desk, panting lowly. She was obviously powerless to the extreme, but she clenched her silver teeth, bent her legs and closed her abdomen, and refused to get up immediately.
Glancing at Peony's high round buttocks, Li Zhongyi touched his chin, secretly a little complacent.
Li Zhongyi knew in his heart that Peony had been secretly competing with the bottle, and wanted to give birth to his eldest son first.
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