8. The set of elementary school students

As soon as Liu Chan's voice fell, the battle flag swayed, and the sound of horses' hooves was like thunder, but it was Liu Chan's crow's mouth, and Cao Cao's army was killed.

Zhang Fei scratched his head, Liu Chan has sharp teeth and sharp mouth at such a young age? It sounds like it is stronger than the military advisor Zhuge Liang, how can the elder brother's family do its best to create evil.

As for the apology that Liu Chan said, it is impossible to apologize, and it is impossible to apologize for the rest of his life.

"Hehe, Adou, I saw you drinking milk in swaddling clothes before, why did you teach the third uncle a lesson as soon as you turned around? Haha, it's good that Zilong doesn't rebel, you cross the bridge quickly, and the chasing soldiers of the Cao army will be handed over to me Lao Zhang to block it. By the way, Zilong, return the Zhangba snake spear to me, you are not a girl, this weapon is like a snake, you can't use it. ”

Zhang Fei was very arrogant, didn't take Cao Jun in his eyes, and continued to owe and ridicule Zhao Yun.

"Ah, Cao Cao is here, hurry up, help Mrs. Ben cross the bridge, if she is intercepted by Cao Cao, Mrs. Ben will have to write a letter of resignation to her husband." Mrs. Mi was so nervous that she hugged Liu Chan's head, and pressed it into her bosom, eager to find a place to hide.

Cao Jun is here, this is not a trivial matter.

Zhao Yun threw the Zhangba snake spear to cross the bridge, urging Zhang He to take up the war horses of Mrs. Mi and Liu Chan, and cross the bridge first, while Zhao Yun and Zhang Fei were stationed at the bridgehead, waiting for Cao Cao's army to attack.

Cao Cao led the army and chased Liu Bei all the way, but unfortunately Liu Bei, the big-eared thief, couldn't fight, and he escaped faster than a rabbit, and unknowingly chased and killed this Changban slope.

Standing on a high slope, Cao Cao raised his horsewhip and asked Cao Hong and Xia Houdun beside him, "Qiaotou, who is the woman next to the butcher Zhang Fei?" By the way, who is the little child sitting on a war horse? The chair is quite a coincidence, it seems to be very comfortable, and I will ask the craftsmen in the army to get one for the prime minister. Cao Cao, who was in the dust, had a smile that he had a chance to win.

Zhang He's betrayal, Cao Cao didn't take it seriously, and cleaned up Liu Bei, Zhang He naturally had to kneel back and beg Cao Cao.

When Cao Hong heard this, he slapped his horse and went out of battle, "The prime minister is here!" The thief on the other side, can you dare to leave your name? ”

Cao Hong is clever and has won Cao Cao's favor, Cao Cao wants to ask is definitely not Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun and other rough old men, but Mrs. Mi and Liu Chan, simply roared and let the other party know all their names.

"Yanren Zhang Yide is here, who dares to fight to the death?" Usually in the camp tent or banquet to sit and talk, Zhang Fei either fell asleep or buried himself in alcohol, but when he arrived at the battlefield, Zhang Fei was like a drug, and he was excited to fight everywhere.

was yelled at by Zhang Fei, Xia Houjie, a small general next to Cao Cao, was caught off guard, was so frightened that he had no intention of driving the horse, and the war horse collided with each other left and right, and Xia Houjie fell to death.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Xia Houjie's evil feelings caused by being scared to death, and receiving a reward: a megaphone. ”

Cao Hong was furious, who wants to fight to the death with Zhang Fei, this reckless man who sells meat, Zhang Fei, is extremely rude, and looks like a piece of black charcoal, which is extremely uncomfortable to look at, "Reckless man in the countryside, don't be rampant." It's not you who is asking, it's the little lady behind the bridge, hey! How old is it? How to call it? Where do you live? My prime minister is invited, and I want to talk to the little lady about my life ideals, hum! Who has time to take care of your stinky black charcoal. ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the evil feelings caused by Zhang Fei being underestimated and Mrs. Mi being rudely molested, and receiving the reward: the backstab of the Lord of Jingzhou. Liu Cong, who was sitting in Xiangyang, suddenly woke up and remembered that his surname was Liu, and he was starting to plan an action to overthrow Cao. ”

Cao Hong's quality was asked three times, so that Liu Chan couldn't sit still, Liu Chan stepped on the Luban chair, stood up, and held a megaphone, "Vertical Cao Hong, why do you ask so much?" Does your prime minister want to be my aunt's grandson? Come on, little nephew, call this young master uncle first. Listen, this young master is a member of the Han family, Liu Chan, the son of Liu Yuanjun, and asked Cao Thief to get out and answer. ”

Because of Liu Chan's megaphone, the entire Cao army could hear Liu Chan's arrogant shouting, and some people who were not determined were in a hurry when Liu Chan said this, and even the war horses under his command were about to lose control.

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the disgust caused by Cao Cao's scolding, and receiving a reward: Cao Jiang's timidity (group). The thief will reduce his strength to half, and the arrogance of the generals of his own camp will be doubled, and the attribute suppression will be turned on, which will have a chance to trigger the second kill. ”

"Giving birth to a child should be like Liu Adou! Envy, jealousy, hatred! This muddy boy, he is so good at enjoying it, and he has no one in his eyes, this prime minister must not be cowardly, how can he avoid it? Someone came, and collected all the canopies and military flags of the prime minister. "The last time Cao Cao and Guan Yu were drinking and bragging, Guan Yu said with a flushed face that his third brother Zhang Fei killed people like pigs, especially in the melee, picking thieves to assassinate them was as easy as picking pigs in a pigsty.

Regardless of whether it is true or not, Cao Cao's safety, seeing that there are Xia Houdun and Cao Hong and others on the left and right, he moistened his throat and pulled his throat, "Virtuous nephew, Ling Noble is a hero and hero, and I don't dare to learn from you so arrogant and arrogant, aren't you afraid of the wind and flashing your tongue?" Prime Minister Ben thinks that you are young, if you can think of yourself as the prime minister's righteous son, and send the beauty next to you to the prime minister's bed, this prime minister can spare your life. ”

"Fuck, how are you? Cao thief, if you want to be a father, then send the women of your Cao family to this young master, this young master's family has a big business and can afford it. Although I can't look down on you Cao thieves, this young master doesn't mind helping you lay a few cubs and improve the descendants of your old Cao family's dwarf black. Liu Chan held the megaphone, just like walking in his own back garden, and directly turned on the ridicule, not shying away from the rule of "scolding people without scolding their mothers, and not exposing their shortcomings".

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the evil feelings caused by Cao Cao's loss of face in front of the army, and receiving the reward: Jiangdong's harmony. Sun Quan was very worried about Cao Cao's southward movement, and in order to protect Xiao Qiao, he intended to marry Liu Beijun and was looking for a candidate. ”

Cao Cao didn't expect Liu Chan's son Liu Bei Si Wenwen to be a hypocrite, but the son he gave birth to was so rude, full of swearing, saying that "dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and mice will make holes"?

"Liu Chan, his mother is also! Vertical trees cannot be taught, and rotten wood cannot be carved! You Lao Tzu is submissive in front of the prime minister, who gave you the courage to fake the tiger skin here and make a lot of nonsense? Is it really that the prime minister's soldiers and horses are papier-mΓ’chΓ©? Knives are not good? There's a kind of don't go! Waiting at the entrance of the bridge! Cao Cao was annoyed and angry, regardless of the difference in seniority, and scolded Liu Chan against each other.

When it comes to street scolding, Cao Cao admits that he is not cowardly, when he was a captain in the north of Luoyang, he did not scold pedestrians who crossed the street.

Liu Chan smiled, how can this Cao Cao look like an old naughty boy, and he still comes to the same set of elementary school students, and says cruel words to each other, "Cao thief, you sand sculpture!" This young master is here, if you want to have a seed, let your turtle son let the horse come. ”