Seven hundred and eighty-six charters bite the wisdom of gold
His face was black, and there was joy next to him!
Who is it?
Wei Chi Gong!
Yu Chigong, this is called a beauty!
Do you hear that? An unenlightened head! These four will never be because he is too stupid, right? It's possible!
Cheng Lao Fairy, do you also have today?
Good and evil will be rewarded,
Heaven is a good reincarnation,
Look up in disbelief,
Whoever the heavens forgive!
Cheng Biting Jin, you are arranging others, and you are also choreographed today?
Not only was Wei Chi happy, but even the civil officials hiding in the corner were happy!
“…… After a few months like this, the head of the sect has changed a lot, but Cheng Yanjin is still stubborn, and he can't teach it.
He himself was secretly distressed! In the middle of the night, he was suddenly called to the courtyard by an old man with crane hair and a childish face: "Tude Xingjun, I am Tai Bai Xing, when you went down to earth, you blocked the demon wind for Emperor Ziwei, causing the spiritual platform to be covered with dust, and you can't even learn this good axe?"
I've been teaching you for so long these days that I can't remember a single trick......
Ay! The old man has no choice but to initiate the exercises! ”
After the self-proclaimed Tai Bai Xing finished speaking, he used his finger to bite Cheng Jin's forehead, which is strange to say, after Cheng Biting Jin was finished, a person in his mind was holding a wheel axe, and the dancing cold light was shining, which was very good-looking!
"Good move! Good moves! I'll give it a try! Cheng Biting Jin was happy when he saw the hunt, and looked around for something to use as a weapon......
Tai Bai Xing pointed to the bench in the courtyard, turned into a horse, and handed Cheng Yanjin a stick, blew a breath, and turned into a wheel axe!
Cheng Biting Jin made a horse on a bench, holding a stick in his hand, and played with it, a total of 8864 axes, when he was practicing more and more bravely, he happened to be discovered by You Junda, who got up at night to clean his hands!
You Junda looked wonderful, and said in his heart: My righteous brother has two times, and he actually learned such a good axe method quietly! When I saw the highlights, I couldn't help but shout: "Lottery!" ”
As a result, he woke up Cheng Biting Jin's sweet dream, and at this time, Cheng Biting Jin who woke up couldn't remember other tricks, only remembered the three axes, that is, the first axe: split the head and slash from top to bottom with a plate axe. The second axe: the imp picks his teeth, and when the opponent parries, he collects the axe, sacrifices the axe, and attacks the opponent's face. The third axe: pluck the ears.
Just these three moves, because of the ferocity, made Cheng Yanjin a famous hero at that time......"
"Bullshit!" Cheng Yanjin slapped the table and got up: Okay! What am I called? I also recognized the horse lance replaced by a wheel axe, and I remembered three tricks on 8864 Road? What do I remember?
"Get out without looking! What to shout? Even Chang'an Ling doesn't care about the storyteller, what are you shouting? If you feel offended, you go to Chang'an to sue! ”
Cheng Biting Jin sat down angrily! I'd like to see how you orchestrate me!
"The cow glared at me when he passed by! Can't listen to it anymore?
How dare You Junda choke Cheng Biting Jin, he didn't dare to say it, and bullied Cheng Biting Jin's heart: "Oh! Maybe who's blowing it! ”
Although Cheng Yanjin seems to lack a heart, he is not really lacking, and said: Don't you like to listen to it?
You Junda said: Maybe you know who bullied your brother-in-law, and you can find that person to avenge you......"
"Hahaha! Great luck! Reward! Wei Chigong couldn't hold it back, shouted loudly, and threw a handful of silver coins on it!
Cheng Biting Jin's face was black, but it made him even darker in the back, a group of people who coaxed the seedlings to see Cheng Biting Jinle, Yu Chigong started like this, and the gold and silver coins and copper plates were thrown on the stage like rain......
A few short stories express Cheng Jin's stupidity, bravery, cunning, wisdom, righteousness, and blessing to the fullest!
It can be said that ~ As soon as this word came out, the weapon used by Cheng Biting Jin in the future would not be a horse lance, it would definitely be a plate axe! Make a three-hundred-sixty-five pound wheel plate axe!
Why three hundred and sixty-five pounds? The wheel is divided into 12 spokes, representing December of the year, and 24 nails, representing the 24 solar terms, and walking around is the cycle of the year......
The three hundred and sixty-five pounds of the wheel plate axe represent three hundred and sixty-five days!
Under normal circumstances, of course, it is impossible for a person to rotate a 365-pound plate axe, but a person can't hold a sledgehammer of 400 pounds!
I can't stand the excitement of the storyteller!
They are lively, but Cheng Biting Jin is not lively! slapped the table: "It's too deceitful!" ”
Turn around and go! Qin Qiong was afraid that Cheng would bite Jin and cause trouble, so she didn't hold it twice and followed out!
Although Cheng Yanjin seems to be stingy, it is a layer of disguise, and this character is convenient for doing some things!
For example~ went to my father-in-law's house, opened my uncle's head with a plate, and for example~ messed around with everyone in the court! Another example is ~ and Your Majesty wants to reward......
But he's never done it! He can't find fault with the storyteller......
After Cheng Biting Jin went out, he thought in his heart~ This storyteller must have something to say! According to the conversation between His Majesty and the Imperial History, the root of this matter may be in His Majesty's place!
If it were with His Majesty, it would be difficult to do! In the future, I'll really be a stupid person......
Huh?! I can ask the person who wrote the book first! After asking him, he threatened him with the condition of not releasing his name, and he must change me!
Not to mention like Brother Qin, it has to be about the same! At least 8864 axes have to be learned......
Thinking of this, Cheng Yanjin went back to Lu Guogong's mansion first......
"Master, didn't you hear about the book? Why did you come back so early? Good book? If it's okay, wait for the old man to listen to it when he has time......" After the porter looked at it and thought of a way, Cheng Yanjin, who was beaming, greeted him!
As soon as Cheng Yanjin heard this, his face immediately pulled down: "Listen to the book, listen to the book of a bird!" No one is allowed to listen to books in the future! Whoever says to listen to books, I will hang him on a big tree to feed the mosquitoes! ”
The porter was stunned: What's going on? I was quite happy just now, why did my face come down all of a sudden? Did I say something wrong?
The porter is not the person who can't see the height of his eyebrows, and when he saw that Cheng was happy, he greeted him, but he didn't expect it to hit the blade!
After a while, Cheng Yanjin went out again, this time wearing a full set of armor and holding a wheel plate axe in his hand, this axe was nothing else, it was the wheel plate axe that split Cheng Hongfeng's wings into an emoji......
The porter was stunned for a while: What is the situation? Who is this who provoked the head of the house again?
Cheng Bites Jin Xin and said: Didn't you say that I use a wheel plate axe? Lao Tzu used it! If you don't cut out the thief who wrote the book today, Lao Tzu won't put down the axe!
Cheng Yanjin left......
As soon as the doorkeeper closed half of the door, the horse neighed outside the door, and the porter saw that it was none other than Qin Qiong!
Qin Qiong didn't wait for the porter to speak: "Has Yizhen ever come back?" ”
"The head of the house just went out with an axe! The ...... of the top armor
"Oops! Where did it go? ”
"I don't know!"
After Qin Qiong heard this, he galloped away......
The porter wondered, "What's going on today?" Is there another war? I don't understand! I don't understand! ”
The door is closed!
Cheng Biting Jin left, and he went to the fork with Qin Qiong! Cheng Yanjin went to Chang'an Ling, because he heard someone say~ Chang'an Ling is coming, it doesn't matter, what do you care?
This Chang'an order doesn't matter, it must know the inside story, although His Majesty also knows the inside story, but it's just a guess, the Chang'an order is real here!
There is also a little ~ persimmon, of course, pick a soft pinch! Chang'an Ling and His Majesty, as long as there is no problem with the head, of course you know which one is easy to bully!
And Qin Qiong thought that ~ since Cheng Huailiang was in charge of Datang Newspaper, he naturally knew more about this information or something, and he might be able to find clues there!
So Qin Qiong went over there! When Qin Qiong didn't see Cheng Biting Jin in Datang Newspaper, this matter was staggered!
~ In the main hall of Chang'an, two officials were chatting with water and fire sticks: "Have you heard?" The long table shop is talking about the Sui and Tang Dynasties, do you think that King Wei can really make an 800-pound drum urn and a golden hammer? ”
"I don't know, but if you can't really use it, how dare you call it the first hero in the world? Besides, the royal family can always be a little different......"
While the two were talking, Cheng Yanjin came: "Where is Chang'an Ling?" ”
"Yo! Grandpa Cheng! How did you get here? ”
"Less nonsense! Let the Chang'an order come out! ”
Cheng Biting Jin got off the horse and went in with an axe!
The two officials looked at it, this one came with anger, hurry up!
"Grandpa Cheng, what are you doing! Why bother to go there yourself? Notify me, I have something to do for you......"
"Make a bird! Cadaver vegetarian meal! It's not bullshit, it's a ...... to cover up criminals."
Cheng Biting Jin's cultural heritage has been revealed! This abundance of words, gushing out! It's all a cup of tea, and it's not the same!
The official was sweating profusely: Come on, you are a real master, I can't afford to provoke you! If the gods fight, my little ghost won't participate! Hurry up and call Chang'an Ling!
One of them winked and turned to go to the back hall......
"Order! Command! Lu Guogong came over outside, and he wanted to find you by name, it seems that the person who came was not good! The top armor also holds a wheel plate axe!
I scolded when I entered the door, and I didn't stop talking when I came......"
Chang'an Ling is boiling tea and enjoying flowers in the small courtyard at the back, and he is content!
It's rare that it's okay these days, there is Cheng Huaimo patrolling the streets on the street, and even a fight is rare! Chang'an Ling is not responsible for collecting grain taxes, so he is idle!
It's okay to enjoy the flowers and drink tea! It's beautiful!
The official came in in a hurry, and one sentence made Chang'an Ling's mood like!
"Why is he here? No one has messed with him lately! ”
"I haven't heard of it! Who dares to provoke Lu Guogong!
That's not the birthday boy hanging~ I don't think it's a long life!
Besides, Lu Guogong and Chang'anhou are different, Chang'anhou has always been provoked by others to fight back! Lu Guogong saw who wanted to provoke him, and he would beat him first!
It's all his share of provoking people, how can anyone mess with him! ”
Before Chang'an Ling arrived at the main hall, he heard Cheng Biting Jin's loud voice: "What's the matter?" Why hasn't the Chang'an order come yet? Gone in this life? ”
Chang'an Order......
What is this called?