Chapter 90: Meet the funeral procession
Looking at Su Fan's well-behaved appearance, the people in the Prime Minister's Mansion couldn't hold back anymore this time, and began to laugh. Even Valing under the hijab laughed loudly, she didn't expect her Amma to be so interesting, and she did herself a great favor at the critical moment.
Valing was very happy to achieve his goal, and with the support of the maid and mother-in-law, he successfully walked out of the gate of the Prime Minister's Mansion. Looking at the mighty welcoming procession outside the door, Valing was very satisfied, but he didn't expect Su Fan to be quite exquisite, it can be said that the wedding preparations were in good order, and it was spectacular.
After bidding farewell to the Prime Minister, Su Fan rode on a horse and followed the welcoming team to Su Mansion. Just when they were halfway there, they happened to run into a funeral procession, which made everyone feel so unlucky.
"Master Su, I'll go and tell them, let them wait first, and then let them go after we pass." The leader of the drummers discussed with Su Fan. In the past, whenever this kind of thing happened, the funeral procession was asked to pass first, and then they greeted the relatives before leaving. But now they are marrying the wedding of the prime minister's daughter, and they can't let a funeral procession of ordinary people go first.
Su Fan knew the truth of this, but now he didn't dare to make his own decisions, you must know that this is the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion, the female devil who everyone is afraid of. Once you annoy her, it will be difficult to clean up the mess for a while. Just when he didn't know what to do when he was there, the funeral procession on the opposite side didn't want to let them, and they didn't want to let Su Fan and them go first.
"The prime minister's daughter is amazing, no matter how the dead are the greatest, it is impossible for us to give way, and if we want to go, we will go first." The family members of the funeral procession and the leader of the funeral procession argued that they did not want to break the rules, knowing that this matter was related to the happiness of future generations.
Since ancient times, it has been a procession to welcome relatives and send funeral parties, and if they break the rules, it will be difficult for them to gain a foothold in front of everyone in the future.
Seeing that the two families were arguing, Su Fan couldn't do anything, he didn't dare to offend the eldest lady in the prime minister's mansion, he was afraid that if he made up his mind, if the eldest lady was dissatisfied with the trouble, I was afraid that the funeral procession would also suffer.
Watting sat in the sedan chair, and heard the drummer suddenly stop, and the sedan chair was placed on the ground and no longer moved forward, which made her very surprised, I didn't know what was happening outside, so she secretly lifted the hijab and wanted to look out from the gap in the sedan chair, which made Xiaolian and Qingqing, who were standing on the side, see it, and quickly stopped: "Miss can't look out, there is a funeral going on outside, and it will be unlucky to see it." ”
"Miss Ben is married, and someone chose to hold the funeral on this day, how can it be unreasonable, isn't this deliberately against Miss Ben?" Valing didn't know what a funeral was, and watched the two families hold each other, so he shouted loudly in anger, which made the people in the greeting procession standing next to him stand on end. I thought that if this young lady was angry, the funeral procession would definitely not be able to eat and walk around for a while, and then there would be a look.
Su Fan, who was riding in front, listened to Valing's roar and secretly pinched the funeral procession, wanting them to leave quickly and not to anger the female devil.
"Since it's a funeral procession, we should let you go first, and we'll take a step back." In order to achieve peace, Su Fan negotiated with the funeral procession. This made the other party very comfortable to listen to, clasped his hands into fists, and said: "Su Gongzi still knows the general situation, unlike some officials who bully people, and they actually want to rush in front of us, which obviously doesn't want the people to have a good time." ”
"Don't insult the Prime Minister, he's fine." The subordinates in the Prime Minister's Mansion shouted in unison. This made Su Fan and the people in the funeral procession very surprised, thinking that these people were brainless, and they actually spoke to the vampire of Prime Minister Wa.
"When did I say that I would rush ahead of you, and besides, it's just such a road, and it wasn't opened by your family, why should I let you go and not let us go?" Varing didn't know when he had already stepped down from the sedan chair, and reasoned with the funeral procession like a dominatrix with his waist crossed.
Looking at this bride in a red wedding dress and a red hat, everyone was surprised, thinking that the female devil is different, and she is actually majestic on the day of the big day, if this is spread out, it must not become a joke in the world.
Looking at everyone's surprised eyes, Su Fan was really ashamed, he felt helpless, and secretly scolded himself for being so unlucky, as soon as he went out, he ran into the funeral procession, and most importantly, he let the bride go to the ground, which was very unlucky for him. So he was furious and roared loudly: "The female devil told you, now that you have gotten on the sedan chair, you are from my Su Mansion, hurry up and give me back to the sedan chair to sit on." ”
"Stinky goose, let me tell you, we haven't worshiped heaven and earth yet, and we can't be considered husband and wife. Don't think that I'm your person when I leave the Prime Minister's Mansion now, tell you, I can still go back. Valing scolded again.
Listening to Valing's popular words, Su Fan became more and more angry, and also crossed his waist and scolded: "Since you want to go back, hurry back, who do you think is rare to marry you!" ”
"What did you say!" Valing's lungs were about to explode, and he rushed in front of Su Fan, pulling his horse stiff and scolding angrily.
"I said you want to go back, hurry back!" Su Fan repeated again with a twitch in his mind, completely forgetting that Valing was something he had just asked for from the Prime Minister's Mansion.
"Who do you think you are, who calls for wind and rain to me, who comes and goes as soon as you call, and tells you that I am also the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion, superior to you, and now you want me to go back?" Valing was a little annoyed and angry, but he didn't expect that he would be dismissed in public.
"One level higher than me, are you mistaken, even a person as ugly as a demon like you is worthy of marrying me. If your father hadn't forced me, I wouldn't have married you. Look at this welcoming procession, it was all found by your bullying Amma. Su Fan pointed to the mighty welcoming procession and did not receive Prime Minister Wa's affection, but said to Valing very angrily, Cheng wanted to embarrass her.
"You... The deception was too great, I didn't get married, and I went home. Valing said angrily, and then dragged Su Fan off the horse, turned over the sweaty horse, and prepared to return to the Prime Minister's Mansion.
Looking at the situation in front of him, Su Fan was really stunned, he really stood there without an idea. Fortunately, Xiaolian and Qingqing were smart, and when they saw that Valing was leaving, they hurriedly went up and stood in front of Valing with open hands and said, "Miss, you can't go back, now that you have gotten on the sedan chair, you can't go back, you can only go forward." ”
"Go away, I don't care about my business." Valing said angrily, she didn't expect her two maids to actually speak to Su Fan, which made her very angry.
"Miss, we are for your own good, please hurry back to the sedan chair, okay?" Xiaolian begged, she knew that if the young lady rode away, everyone would definitely not be able to find it.
"I can't marry this idiot goose, he's really annoying." Valing repented, she was really angry that Su Fan divorced in public, which made her face go in the future. So he clamped his legs in anger and rushed out of the crowd. I don't know how to do it, I didn't follow the direction of Walling, but turned around and rushed to the funeral procession, and the funeral team was chaotic in an instant.
"Help, this horse is going to step on someone." The funeral procession suddenly broke into the sweaty BMW, and suddenly everyone shouted and ran for their lives.
Watting rode on his horse and grabbed the reins to make the sweaty BMW stop, but the sweaty BMW did not listen to the call at all, but instead turned in circles in the funeral procession, and kept neighing and roaring.
Looking at everything in front of him, Su Fan knew that the sweaty BMW had been with him for a long time recently, and he only listened to him, and now he must be out of control, so for the safety of everyone, Su Fan had to jump into the funeral team in a few steps, and turned over to rescue him.
The sweaty BMW immediately regained its composure under Su Fan's control, which made the frightened Valing look at Su Fan who was sitting behind him very angry, so he stabbed Su Fan with his elbow.
"Huh?" Su Fan, who was unsuspected, was stabbed by Valing and flew away, and coincidentally smashed on the coffin of the funeral.
In an instant, the coffin lid was actually bounced up, and the dead man inside stood upright, making everyone dumbfounded on the spot.
Looking at everything in front of them, everyone screamed in fright, not knowing what to do for a while, and Valing looked at the old lady in the coffin, dressed in red, green, and green, like singing a big opera, and couldn't help but come forward to watch.
"Girl, are you getting married today?" The old lady who crawled out of the coffin looked at Valing and asked softly.
"Yes old man, who are you?" Valin looked at the old lady in front of him curiously, thinking that she was so strange.
"The dead man in the coffin." The old lady said helplessly.
"But you're not dead yet, how can you lie in a coffin?" Valing was really curious, she didn't understand how a living person could lie in a coffin.
Seeing that the funeral procession had all run out, the old lady said sadly: "Girl, I am sixty years old this year, and according to the theory of the whole world, if I am not dead at sixty, I have to be buried alive, so I have to lie in the coffin." ”
"If you don't die at sixty, you have to be buried alive, what is this called? It stands to reason that the elderly are the treasures of the family, and the longer they should live, the better for future generations. Valing said unconvinced, she didn't understand why the man didn't die, but put it in a coffin.
Seeing Valing and the dead man mixed together, Su Fan was really surprised, thinking that this eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion was different, how could she do something unexpected.
"Old man, where is your home? Let me send you back. Valing planned to send the old lady back, and then reason with her family, and never let the old lady be buried alive before she died.
"I can't go back." The old lady said scaredly.
Seeing the frightened appearance of the old lady, Valing knew that she would not have a good life even if she went back, so she shouted to Su Fan: "Silly goose, how about letting the old lady marry with me to your Su Mansion?" If you agree, I'll marry you right away, and if you don't, I'll leave right away. ”