Chapter 368: No, I'm Not Sick

Carrying a lot of locusts to the entrance of the village, the two shoes were tied with grass and placed on Xiao Jin's back, and Li Feng walked back barefoot.

When the soldiers of the guard platoon saw that the boss had returned, they came up with a smile and asked:

"Company commander, what are you doing here?"

"Catch locusts, you see, these are all big!"

This squad leader is also a veteran, and when he saw so many big and fat locusts in the bamboo cage, he not only licked his lips, but then swallowed a saliva and said with a smile:

"Yo, really, look at these one by one, where did you catch this, boss? I'm going to catch a few of them tomorrow, and they taste really good. ”

Several soldiers on the side felt that the company commander and squad leader were stupid, they actually wanted to eat locusts, and their stomachs were already beginning to tumble, what kind of world is this?

Ignoring the eyes of these people around them, believing that these warriors would have someone to educate them, carrying these locusts, they swaggered and continued to walk inside.

In less than 30 seconds, the voice of the veteran squad leader educating the recruits came from behind.

"You know what a fart, I think when we first came here, we didn't have anything to eat, we survived by eating locusts, but this locust tastes really good, it's the same as chicken, it's so tender......"

The second fat seemed to understand the words of the veteran squad leader, and he leaned over, his eyes kept staring at the locusts in the bamboo cage carried by the little fat man.

"Go, let you catch Huang Chong and kill a few of them for me, if you kill them, you will kill them, and you will make a mess first, how can people eat them?"

Seeing the carcasses of the locusts that were torn apart by the two fats, one by one bubbling with green juice, the fat man felt that his appetite was a little reduced.

The second fat touched his head a little aggrieved, it didn't do anything bad before, didn't it just kill a few bugs, does the boss need to be so angry?

The facts show that the boss is indeed angry, but not because he killed the bugs, but because the way he killed the bugs is disgusting.

This is a strange topic, so that the second fat doesn't know why he is holding you a bundle of wood, looking at the big pot in front of him, there is a pot of water boiling in it, and the water vapor is surging up at the moment, and I don't know why the boss is boiling water on such a hot day?

Do you want to take a hot shower?

Little Jin also nibbled on a piece of firewood in his mouth, and out of animal instinct, he was a little afraid of such a thing as flames, so he put down the wood in his mouth and continued to get the next piece of fire before he could get to the fire......

The little fat man kept boiling water, and while boiling, he was still muttering:

"Isn't this pot a little smaller?"

This pot is not small, he specially took it from the cooking class, and it is much bigger than many of their marching pots, because the various troops dislike this thing is too big, and no one wants to carry it, so they simply keep it in the cooking class, otherwise the little fat man would not be able to borrow such a big pot!

The effect of boiling a pot of hot water is to scald these locusts to death, in order to show sincerity, the little fat man feels that it is happy to put the bamboo cage in it and cook it directly, otherwise the locusts will run away.

The second fat saw that the boss put these locusts in the pot to cook, and threw away the firewood in his hand in fear, listened to the sound of Zila, and looked at his fat body, it felt that it was likely to become the boss's ration one day.

There is also Xiao Jin, who is a leopard, and he doesn't know if the leopard meat is good or not, if the boss wants to eat leopard meat on a whim......

But then Xiao Jin dispelled his boring thoughts, because it conditioned his thin body, and he didn't have two taels of flesh after skinning......

The locusts were quickly cooked, and one by one they died very brightly, and the little fat man did not believe that there was a locust god in this world, and even if there were, it could only enter his stomach.

At this moment, a head crept out of the side of the door, ghostly, blinking and looking inside.

"Little San, you come in for me!"

Wu Xiaosan felt that she had been discovered, and she stuck out her little tongue and swaggered in, when she saw that the dead fat man was fiddling with locusts, she was very disgusted and walked away a few steps, this dead fat man really didn't do normal things.

"What are you doing?"

Out of doubt, saying that it was out of inner disbelief, today Sister Xiao Wen told her that this dead fat man wants to eat locusts, in the spirit of humanitarianism and foodieism, she thinks that this fat man will not be so stupid.

How can a guy who hates eating steamed buns with large particles eat something disgusting like yellow seeds.

But she was wrong, because the little fat man's next answer made her feel what it means to be at the top of the food chain.

"You're not talking nonsense! After catching so many locusts and coming back, there is such a big pot in front of me, of course I came back early to eat! Could it be that I still raise locusts? ”

Even if you can make a fortune raising locusts, the little fat man can't do it, because in doing so, he is afraid that he will be stoned to death by the common people with hoes before he can raise the insects.

"Ah, you're disgusting! How can locusts be eaten? ”

Wu Xiaosan couldn't help but take a few more steps back, covering his mouth with one hand and making it look like he was going to vomit.

The little fat man pursed his lips, and couldn't help but curse in his heart: Who are they? It's so squeamish that she won't even eat something as good as locusts.

"Okay, tell you you don't understand, when I finish these things, I'll feed them to you, and you'll know when you're done."

"Bah, I don't want to eat it!"

After speaking, he ran to the side of Er Fat, took a verdant bamboo shoot and handed it to it, squatting on the ground and dragging his little head to look at the panda in front of him dotingly.

"Second fat, you boss is stupid, you follow me in the future to ensure that you are well fed."

"Ahh

Wu Xiaosan, this guy is just foolish, he seems to have forgotten that he was a beggar not long ago, and the second fat foodie has a very big belly, so it's strange that Xiao San can afford it.

"Who said that? I'm ......"

"Little San, it turns out that you are also here!"

Just when Wu Xiaosan was about to continue arguing with Li Feng, a female voice came in from outside the door, and then Xiao Wen walked in, and saw that the little fat man was still cooking locusts, and his brows couldn't help frowning secretly.

The fat man is not light!

"Ah Feng, don't do this yet, listen to my sister, you are a little sick now, let's wait for Shen Yi to come over and treat you, okay?"

I don't know why, Li Feng always feels that the old lady looks at her eyes as if she is caring for mentally disabled children, this must be an illusion!

"Brother, you're sick!"

"No, I'm not sick!"

The little fat man shook his head with certainty, he didn't know if he was sick or not, let alone this kind of brain problem!

"Yes, you're sick!"

Wu Xiaosan on the side was still helping on the side, because if the fat man was sick, she would have the opportunity to take care of the second fat, and then take the opportunity to ask this panda over.