Chapter 121: Affection is very
However, Xiao Liu also approached in a low voice: "I remember you, you let your son beat me, snatch my kite, and now falsely accuse my second brother, you will soon know that I won't make you feel good!" ”
When Song Qiu's eyes were raised in horror, Xiao Liu took two steps back and stood back beside Uncle Huang.
"Let's go, Uncle Huang, second brother, I'm hungry!"
Nangong Han and Tang Er heard what Xiao Liu said, but neither of them had a superfluous expression, in their opinion, Xiao Liu was such a person, and he would take revenge if he had revenge.
Sometimes she looks young, but she is very smart and can always do something unexpected that everyone can't think of.
Today is not only the day of the parade, but also every night on the same day, the palace will prepare a banquet to celebrate the top three high school scholars! Some ministers of the DPRK and China will also participate in this grand ceremony, although Tang Er is now suspicious, but he is also a flower tanhua, the emperor did not deprive him of his power, he also bit into the palace.
Xiao Liu followed the second brother into the main hall where the banquet was held, and there were already many people sitting in the hall.
The champion and the top eye raised their glasses, Tang Er bowed his head, and walked to his position.
Xiao Liu looked and found that the third uncle and his father were sitting on the other side, so he simply ran towards the two, "Daddy, third uncle!" ”
"Why are you here, it's too nonsense!"
Such banquets are all court officials, and basically no women will attend.
"Third Uncle~"
Xiao Liu pouted, twisted his ass and coquettishly slammed him.
"Big brother, Xiaoliu is the age when she loves to be lively, what's more, since she can get in, she must have permission from above, so don't worry about her."
Tang Yuanlu spoke for Xiao Liu, and beckoned to her: "Come, sit next to the third uncle!" ”
Xiao Liu walked over and sat down, raised his head and smiled: "It's still the third uncle who loves me, unlike some people, hum!" ”
Humming in the direction of General Tang.
General Tang shook his head helplessly, this girl was spoiled by her family.
Tang Yuanlu took some of the longan from Table Mountain, peeled it off and put it on a plate for Xiao Liu to eat.
This is probably the action that every man of the Tang family is accustomed to, and he has been trained since he was a child.
"Well, can the guilty also see such a feast? Do you not take the law of my dynasty in your eyes, or do you not take the emperor in your eyes! ”
The empty and noisy hall suddenly heard such a mockery, and the whole hall fell silent in an instant.
The crowd was a little pitiful, looking at the cannon fodder like idiots.
"Eighty percent of this person's brain was kicked by a donkey, or he wouldn't have said such things in public!"
"The brain is a good thing, this person shouldn't have such a valuable thing!"
Some people began to talk to each other, mocking the person who spoke crazy.
However, there are also people who have the same idea, thinking that this is reasonable, a suspect must look like a suspect, and it is inappropriate to appear on such an occasion and kill him.
But they didn't have the courage to bring it up on the spot.
Tang Yuanlu swept a longan with his hand, and flew to the man's mouth with a 'snap': "Who didn't brush their teeth when they went out, it stinks!" ”
"Mmmm, it's really stinky, it's all smoking Xiaoliu!"
Xiao Liu cooperatively covered his nose with his hand and nodded.
General Tang chuckled and turned his head to look at the person who spoke.
That's an official of the household department, belonging to the second prince's faction, the official is not big, but he is usually quite able to toss.
I saw that the man hurriedly got the dragon eye out of his mouth, stood up and pointed at Tang Yuanlu: "What are you doing?" The official said something casually, but he didn't say anything about you! ”
I saw that the man hurriedly got the dragon eye out of his mouth, stood up and pointed at Tang Yuanlu: "What are you doing?" The official said something casually, but he didn't say anything about you! ”
Tang Yuanlu looked left and right, and then pointed at himself with a 'sudden realization': "Are you talking to this official?" ”
"You just threw this in my mouth, do you dare to do it now?"
"Oh, I thought it was a dog barking just now, but it was you!"
Tang Yuanlu raised his eyes lightly.
"What, the longan I casually threw in your mouth? I'm really embarrassed about this, I didn't know that he was so short-sighted, and he picked you up.
Don't be like him, who made him have no eyes! ”
This refers to Sang scolding Huai's kung fu, which is simply perfect, and the scolding makes people speechless! "You...... You! ”
The man's face turned red, and he was scolded by someone pointing at his nose like this, and he couldn't refute it, and he almost didn't vomit blood.
The key is that Tang Yuanlu didn't name him, he was talking about the dragon's eye, if he went up to debate by himself, wouldn't this be picking up scolding.
"You...... What are you? ”
Xiao Liu learned to speak with him, and then tilted his head and asked General Tang: "Daddy, is he stammering, like a cow who pours night incense in our house!" ”
"Poof...... cough cough cough ......"
General Tang choked on saliva, covered his mouth with his fist, and said with a smile: "Probably, I don't know very well!" ”
Pour night incense? The people in the hall reflexively wanted to cover their noses, this poured night incense to put it bluntly, it was poured feces, how disgusting.
There are many people who bow their heads and laugh, many people in the Tang family know that they are a bastard, and they are very sharp-tongued, and they can't tell the difference between you and the northwest.
This person glared at the six or so people hatefully, "Lord Tang, you are the Shaoqing of Dali Temple, you are familiar with the laws of our dynasty, and the lower officials have something unclear, and I want to ask you for a lesson or two!" ”
Slightly arched.
Tang Yuanlu leaned back slightly, leaned back in the chair, and lazily knocked on the armrest: "If you don't understand something, ask your father, I'm not your father."
If your father is gone, you can ask your master, I guess there is a student like you, I'm afraid I would have been angry a long time ago. ”
"You ......"
The man was choked again, and the bruises on his face came out.
"Alas, who called this official kind-hearted, look at you and blame the pitiful, ask, I will teach you for your father!"
How did the Tang family grow up, and how did they talk so annoyingly, and they could make people angry to death.
The man endured again and again, took a deep breath, and couldn't help but not rush up to duel with Tang Yuanlu, probably knowing that his combat effectiveness was not good.
"Lord Tang, something happened on the street during the day, you know?"
As soon as I asked, I guessed that Tang Yuanlu would say: So many things happen every day, and this official is not like you, you are idle, how do I know? So without waiting for Tang Yuanlu to speak, he followed and said: "Someone sued Tang Yile of Tang Mansion on the street, and the new Lord Tanhua killed ordinary innocent people, what do you think about this?" ”
He guessed that according to Tang Yuanlu's routine, he would definitely say, what's the matter with me, it's not the chief judge, or something like that, or something like that, so that he can put the words that have been arranged a long time ago into the pit.
It's a pity that Tang Yuanlu is not a person who plays cards according to routines.
I saw him turn his head slightly and look at General Tang: "Big brother, he said that your son killed someone, do you want to go up and beat him."
You shouldn't have drunk much, see clearly, it's him, don't make a mistake! ”
The man was stunned, what kind of plot is this, and the direction he arranged is different!
The man was stunned, what kind of plot is this, and the direction he arranged is different! But when he saw that General Tang really looked at him, he still used the eyes of the enemy on the battlefield to look at him, and his legs trembled: "What do you want to do, this is the palace, don't mess around!" ”
"Sneer......"
General Tang disdainfully withdrew his gaze.
Xiaoliu gave a thumbs up, "Daddy, you're so amazing!" ”
"No matter what, it's always inappropriate for this suspicious person to come to such a place, and besides, such a banquet is not suitable for the county lord, so it's better for the two of you to leave early!"
Another man spoke.
"If my guess is correct, this should be the legendary Master Li Yushi, right? I heard that you are the most loyal in the court, and you are willing to speak for the people, you are honest and honest, and you are a rare good official.
I've finally seen it today! ”
Tang Er got up, as if he saw an idol, and excitedly bowed his hand towards Li Yushi.
"It's easy to say and say, it's because everyone looks up to Li, so I am ashamed to say such things!"
That being said, Li Yushi's face was smug and he was not modest.
Xiao Liu took out a slingshot from his waist, picked up a dragon's eye and wrapped it, and secretly aimed at Li Yushi's annoying left eye.
Tang Er was still smiling: "I heard that you and your wife are in love, and there is not even a concubine room at home, which is quite similar to the rules of my Tang family."
By the way, I haven't congratulated my lord, two days ago, a twenty-eight girl in Wutong Lane gave birth to a big fat boy, who looks really like you, really blessed. ”
Li Yushi's eyes widened in shock, then recovered, and roared angrily: "What nonsense, what does this have to do with this official, I am a young husband and wife, I love each other very much, and I only have one son!" ”
"Oh!"
Tang Er shrugged indifferently: "Then I saw that the adult was still hugging that woman intimately, I guess I was wrong, I'm really sorry!" ”
Then he sat down slowly, not caring at all how the surroundings were looking at Li Yushi in surprise.
Li Yushi was embarrassed and annoyed, "Unreasonable! ”
Xiaoliu has already been prepared, and he will release it with a 'swish'.
"Ouch......"
Li Yushi covered his left eye and screamed in pain, looking for the murderer everywhere.
Xiao Liu had already quickly put away the slingshot and sat obediently to eat.
"Who, who?"
Li Yushi didn't find anyone, so he had to stare at Tang Er and sit down slowly.
As soon as I sat down, my butt was beaten again, and I looked at the longan rolling at my feet.
turned around sharply, and the person behind him was also peeling off the dragon's eye, and he stared at it, so he handed it over: "It's delicious, do you want to have some?" ”
"Humph!"
Li Yushi turned his head angrily and sat down.
The person in the back looked inexplicable.
Xiao Liu snickered quietly, and hit Li Yushi in the back with another slingshot.
Li Yushi couldn't bear it anymore and did something that surprised the audience.
I saw him get up quickly and kick over the table of the person behind him: "You try again!" ”
"What are you doing? Be all abroad! ”
The people behind him were angry, but his official position was not as high as Li Yushigao, so he just said a word and didn't dare to really act.
"Li Yushi, it was the county lord who hit him with a slingshot, you wronged this adult!"
The one who found fault in the household department spoke again.
This time it attracted Tang Er, Tang Yuanlu, General Tang and Xiao Liu/Four people to die at the same time.
"General Tang, please take care of the children, this is not a place to play!"
Li Yushi glanced at it warningly, and then sat down.
This can make Xiaoliu angry, dare to report me, sample, see if you are tired! Then he didn't hide it, and aimed directly at this short-eyed head.
Then he didn't hide it, and aimed directly at this short-eyed head.
One after another, one after another, hitting this short-eyed head rat, "Lord Tang, you guys are in charge......"