Chapter 31: Adou who can't be helped
Tilt the Temple! Outside the pavilion, by the lotus pond, warblers and swallows flew one after another, and Jiang Muxi also took a group of palace maids to dance the palace official dance, and also sang the moving song of the Charm River.
"Don't go, let me catch it! Don't go! ”
Long Zaiyuan was covered with a black cloth, so excited, he walked with the wind, and the wine was soaring, so he naturally didn't retreat so quickly.
"Your Majesty, I'm here!"
"Your Majesty, I'm here!"
More than a dozen palace maids with good faces and graceful figures were all under the banyan tree, hiding.
"Your Majesty, you come forward again, Your Majesty, you will catch me if you come forward again!"
Ji Shuangshuang shouted hysterically next to him: "Come on, Emperor!" Come on, Emperor! ”
It can be seen that he is on the same page as Long Zaiyuan.
"Yikes!"
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Suddenly, more than a dozen palace maids all knelt on the ground, and then the dance music and singing stopped instantly.
"Emperor.... After! ”
Ji Shuangshuang was startled and was about to inform the emperor, but at this time, Kui pulled out and pressed his mouth.
Kui Ba's eyes were so sharp that the group of palace maids were forbidden to speak, where was Long Zaiyuan still looking:
"You guys are naughty! Silent! Let me sniff it! If I smell it, you're going to undress me and get a spank! ”
"Queen!"
Jiang Muxi is the order of the bureau, and the emperor is here to sing and dance, so she is naturally ready to be punished.
And at this time, Cao Chuanyu's eyes shone like the moon, and he looked at Jiang Muxi:
"Why hasn't General Ben seen this palace maid!"
Xiao Congzi on the side of Kui Bali replied in a low voice:
"That's a new decree, given by the Queen Mother this morning!"
"Oh! It's still a bureaucracy! ”
Cao Chuanyu looked at it with appreciation, and when he saw Jiang Muxi leading the dance and ballad today, he was attracted by her demeanor, and his eyes were completely inseparable from her, and then he muttered a few words in Xiao Congzi's ear, and finally said:
"After the deed is completed, General Ben will be rewarded!"
Xiao Congzi immediately responded:
"Wrap it up on the minions! General Cao is illustrious, and it is her blessing to be able to look down on her! ”
Cao Chuanyu nodded with satisfaction, still looking at this woman.
Ying Xingyao didn't look at Jiang Muxi, but saw Fang Gang with a vague smile:
"Lord Fang, you want the emperor to go to court, but it seems that the emperor is happy in this palace!"
Fang Gang's face remained unchanged, and he stepped forward and walked towards Long Zaiyuan.
Long Zaiyuan's ears moved at this time:
"There are also those who take the initiative to come forward and touch me! Caught! Yo! This chest is very flat, very flat! And wear a fake beard! Naughty! ”
"Shhh
At this time, hundreds of ministers took a breath of cold air, and the emperor was touching Lord Fang.
"Lord Fang is three generations of loyalty, how can he insult Lord Fang like this!"
"The emperor smokes wine in the blue sky and in the day! Don't do your job! Enjoy the harem! There is no emperor at all! ”
"It is rumored that the son of Yandi is the prodigal son of Deng, and it is true!"
"It seems that there is something else to save the adults below yesterday!"
Slowly, the ministers already thought that the rescue of Lord Fang might be the queen's arrangement!
......
"I want to see who your flat-chested sister is?"
Long Zaiyuan pulled open the black cloth belt and opened one eye.
Long Zaiyuan jumped away and shouted in surprise: "Lord Fang, you also like to catch and hide?!" ”
Fang Gang stands upright! Bow your hands!
"Weichen invites the emperor to go to court!"
"Going to court?" Long Zaiyuan's expression was stunned, and then he shook his head and said:
"I'm good, what a dynasty! I don't take care of the harem, the queen is tired! I want to learn from the emperor to linger in the harem! No, the world is peaceful! ”
Fang Gang frowned, his face was calm, and he bowed casually:
"Weichen invites the emperor to go to court!"
The ministers in Tsing Yi behind him also bowed together and said, "Weichen please go to the emperor!" ”
Long Zaiyuan yawned, he was not cold to this battle, even if he was far away, those ministers could smell it, and they covered their noses one after another.
Long Zaiyuan didn't pay attention to the image at all and sat on the ground and said:
"Lord Fang, don't joke with me!
Now that the four seas are peaceful, there is your Lord Fang admonishing the court, there is the queen's enlightened lord, and then there are two ministers supporting the government, why do I need to go to the court, this harem warbler Yanyan, I watch one every day, but I can't play it! ”
Long Zaiyuan sat and beckoned Jiang Muxi.
Jiang Muxi walked to Long Zaiyuan's side at this time, and Long Zaiyuan stretched out his legs.
"Pinch me!"
The apricot eyes on his face made the ministers pay attention to his body, such a stunning look, even if the ministers felt that if they were the emperor, how good it would be! Really why bother to go to court, it's not bad to follow the example of the previous emperor.
"How can it be!"
Seeing Jiang Muxi being called, Cao Chuanyu's face was extremely pale.
Jiang Muxi obediently helped Long Zaiyuan press his leg, Long Zaiyuan pillowed his head on Jiang Muxi's leg, so comfortable, and then his eyes didn't know whether he was intentional or unintentional to aim at Cao Chuanyu.
Thinking of your daughter-in-law now on the lap of her grandfather, do you dare to kill me!
The sword eyebrows and sword eyebrows all raised up from each other, one was showing off their might, and the other was angry.
"Dare!" Cao Chuanyu was angry in his heart, was he provoking himself!
He couldn't help but take a step forward!
Long Zaiyuan symbolically smiled and put his hand on Jiang Muxi's leg! Squeezed his eyebrows twice towards Cao Chuanyu! I was killing myself at the beginning.
"Hmm!" Cao Guohan reminded him.
Cao Chuan Yu was angry and didn't violent, and for a while realized that he didn't know why he would lose his temper for this woman today, and after being frightened, he felt rude and retreated, but the hatred in his heart was unsettled, and he made a gesture towards Long Zaiyuan to wipe his neck, just like his oath: "Today, I, Cao Chuan Yu, let the third watch die!" Who would dare to let you live five watches! ”
Xiao Congzi felt General Cao's killing intent, and moved a few points in a trembling way!
"Weichen invites the emperor to go to court!"
Fang Gang's voice was hoarse, which showed the pain of his intentions!
The ministers shook their heads one after another, even if they were no longer in the same camp, but seeing Fang Gang like this, they couldn't help but sigh at his stupid and loyal tenacity.
Long Zaiyuan's suddenly half-lying body suddenly stood upright, and then his chest rose and fell, and he rushed to Fang Gang's side:
"Gross!"
The smell of wine, the ministers retreated one after another, and Ying Xingyao also frowned and took a few steps back.
Seeing that Fang Gang was dressed in purple and surrendered, he was dirty.
The Han warriors want to go forward and support Lord Fang!
The ministers also saw that the emperor's vomit would eventually chill the hearts of yesterday's cold ministers!
Ran Fang Gang waved his hand to indicate that he was fine! And they don't clean up the filth of their bodies!
After Long Zaiyuan bumped into Fang Gang's arms, Fang Gang said extremely firmly: "The emperor will go to court!" ”
Where did he make a mistake in the emperor's place! Now I don't want to regret it again here with the emperor!
Long Zaiyuan coughed, then lowered his voice and said in a deep voice:
"In the court, the traitor between the two phases, how do you let me go to the court?"
Fang Gang was sluggish for a moment, his eyes were split, and Long Zaiyuan, who looked at Long Zaiyuan in his arms, immediately lowered his voice and responded:
"Weichen must purge the court henchmen, so that the emperor will be justified and go to the court."
He was about to make a move to bow down, but Long Zaiyuan imperceptibly clasped his shoulders:
"Remember! My next step is the Praetorian Guard! The next step is the imperial examination! ”
Fangzheng's body trembled.
Seeing Lord Fang trembling, the group of ministers thought that Lord Fang wanted to cry without tears, and they were extremely sad!
Long Zaiyuan finally raised his head by himself, rubbed the vomit on Fang Gang's body, and then whispered in a low voice that only Fang Gang could hear: "Lord Fang!" Slap me in the face! Beat! ”
Fang Gang's body shook again!
At this time, what the ministers saw was the vomit in Long Zaiyuan's hand, and slapped it on Fang Gang's face:
"Hahaha!"
He was still laughing, which made the ministers angry.
"Hit!"
Long Zaiyuan ordered him!
Fang Gang suddenly stood up with red eyes, and with a slap 'snap', he hit Long Zaiyuan in the face!
As soon as the ministers looked at the two of them quietly, Lord Fang finally couldn't bear it!
"Well played!"
The ministers were in an uproar.
An identity who has entered the emperor's position, dare to humiliate important ministers like this, he should be beaten!
Fang Gang's hands were still trembling!
Long Zaiyuan blushed and smiled and whispered, "Good fight!" ”
"Scold! Scold! ”
Long Jae-yuan continued to order.
Fang Gang roared:
"Adou who can't be helped!"
After speaking, he stopped looking at Long Zaiyuan angrily, turned to leave, and his eyes were red when he left.
The ministers shook their heads, the emperor broke Lord Fang's heart!
Ying Xingyao looked at Long Zaiyuan, although he was angry, but he thought that Fang Gang should make a plan!
But only a few ministers in Tsing Yi who followed Fang Gang's side vaguely heard what Master Fang said:
"How fortunate it is to win this emperor!"
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After the ministers left, Long Zaiyuan asked, "How is my behavior today compared to that of the soldiers of the Northwest Frontier?" ”
Jiang Muxi said: "Similar! ”
"Similar! Yes, the effect is similar! ”