Chapter 12: The Shameless Li Yuanba
"Brother Ziming, get in quickly!"
I have to say that Liu Bei is really enthusiastic! Lao Yuan greeted him, and almost moved Liu Yi beyond measure.
Liu Yi turned around and said to Li Yuanba and Pei Yuanshao: "This is the nobles of the Han family, after King Jing of Zhongshan, Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, don't hurry up and see the courtesy." β
"I've seen Xuande Gong!"
The two clasped their fists and saluted.
Liu Bei smiled and said, "No need to be polite, please hurry!" β
"Yide, tell your subordinates to prepare for the feast!"
Liu'er, Liu Guanzhang and Liu Yi, Li Yuanba, and Pei Yuanshao sat left and right, not to mention, it was really good wine and good meat, and the dishes were not bad, worthy of being butchers who sold meat, with a few brushes.
Liu Yi pretended to be surprised and said: "This kind of superb food is really a pity." β
Zhang Fei couldn't help laughing and said, "Country man, I haven't seen it!" Haha......"
"Hmm!"
Liu Yi nodded solemnly, pointed to a plate of dishes that looked like sauce duck and said, "This duck is doing well, but I don't know if there is a roast duck fragrance?" β
"Roast duck?"
Zhang Fei asked with a puzzled face: "What kind of bird dish is this?" Is it better than my Zhang Fei's ancestral duck? β
"This roast duck skin is crispy and tender, fat but not greasy, and it will be unforgettable day and night when you eat it."
Looking at Liu Yi's intoxicated appearance, Zhang Fei was even more angry, and shouted: "What roast duck, roast duck, I haven't heard of Zhang Fei, you said you have eaten it, dare to make it, let me take a look." β
"It's not that hard, it's just ......"
Liu Yi deliberately dragged his long throat, but he didn't continue.
Zhang Fei said impatiently: "You said it!" Could it be that you are talking wildly, and you can't get off the stage now? β
Liu Yi paused and said: "This roast duck takes a long time, and it needs to be grilled with charcoal, so it is inconvenient to show it easily." β
"What's so difficult about this, there is a lot of charcoal, and there are a few fat ducks just slaughtered today in the kitchen, if you have the ability, go and do it, it's still early now, let's eat and drink, wait for you."
This Zhang Fei made up his mind to let Liu Yi retreat today, so he chased after him and didn't let go.
Liu Bei, who was provoked, couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "The third brother is messing around again, Ziming came from afar, he is a guest, how can he let the guest cook!" β
"Big brother, no matter what Yide said, it's still early now, so it's better to let Liu Yi show off his skills, so that we can see our vision."
Guan Yu also laughed from the side.
Watching the three brothers sing and harmonize, Liu Yi's motivation immediately rushed to his head, didn't he accept it? We'll see.
Pei Yuanshao was also a little disgusted with Liu Guanzhang and the others in his heart, so aggressive, he really lost the faΓ§ade of the master's house.
"Lord, you need Pei Yuanshao to do it for you!"
Pei Yuanshao took the initiative to ask.
Liu Yi turned his head and glanced at Li Yuanba and Pei Yuanshao, the two were really diametrically opposed, then Li Yuanba had quietly held a big pork knuckle in front of him in his hand, depending on the situation, he was waiting for the signal to eat.
Liu Yi waved his hand and said, "I'm enough for one person, you eat first." β
"Xuande Gong, you have a banquet, I'm afraid that this guy is going to make a big scene, and if it's rude, I still want Haihan!"
Liu Bei smiled: "Don't get in the way, Li Yuanba is really temperamental, straightforward, Liu Bei appreciates it very much." β
Liu Yi got up and left his seat, followed a subordinate to the back kitchen, and began to prepare the roast duck.
This roast duck, it's easy to say, it's difficult to say, Liu Yi used to eat a roast duck for 20 yuan, and I heard others boast about Peking duck, to put it bluntly, this roast duck is roasted with charcoal, as for the taste, it is the eight immortals who crossed the sea, each showing their magical powers.
Liu Yi first marinated the duck with a few ingredients in the kitchen, and then instructed his subordinates to prepare a charcoal fire and a barbecue grill, and after tossing for half an hour, the duck was hung up and roasted.
When Liu Yizhong returned to the banquet, he was immediately stunned by Li Yuanba's eating appearance, good guy, the tableware in front of his table was piled up into a hill, and Liu Bei was empty in front of him, and there was not a single plate.
"Yuanba, what are you?"
Liu Yi asked suspiciously.
Li Yuanba touched the oil and water in his mouth, and said with a smile: "Lord, Xuande Gong said, let me let go of my belly and eat, so I'm welcome!" β
"Okay!"
Liu Yi was embarrassed to bow his hand to Liu Bei and said: "Xuande Gong, I'm really sorry, I forgot to tell you, this guy is not only not taboo, but also can eat, the eclipse of rice, ten catties of meat, there is no problem at all." β
Liu Bei's heart was extremely broken, he had seen people who could eat, but it was the first time he had seen such a person who could eat, he had said it casually, let Li Yuanba feel free, how did he know that this guy was really casual not a little, and took everything on his table.
This incident made a fuss, and Liu Bei's stomach was still empty except for a few drops of wine.
"Out of the way, out of the way!"
Liu Bei turned his head to look at Li Yuanba and asked, "Li Zhuangshi, can you eat well?" β
Li Yuanba burped, touched his belly, and said with a smile: "Eighty percent full, if it is two catties of beef, it will be enough." β
Zhang Fei's face turned dark, Nima, her face is thick enough, and she is a few points stronger than me Zhang Fei.
"Yide, I'm instructing the back kitchen to send two catties of beef up!"
Zhang Fei held his mouth for a moment and sighed: "I'm afraid there is no beef, there is still half a head of pork, I will tell the kitchen to serve pork!" β
"That's it!"
Li Yuanba smiled and said: "Let's have a five-pound pork, so it's full." β
Guan Yu's face was stunned, this is too appalling, about eating, Guan Yu is really convinced, and he is willing.
Liu Yi entered the table, picked up the wine bottle in front of him, and said loudly: "Come, everyone, I, Liu Yi, will do it first as a respect." β
Liu Yi raised his head and drank it all, just like a cocktail, there was no loose liquor in later generations at all, and it was 108,000 miles worse than Niulanshan.
"It's okay left and right, my roast duck has to wait for an hour, it's better for everyone to come to the pot throwing competition, and the one with the least score will be fined three glasses of wine."
"Wonderful!"
Liu Bei waved his hand and instructed his subordinates: "Go and prepare!" β
When he was young, the pitching pot was set up, ten arrows per person, standing five meters away to throw, Liu Bei smiled and said: "Brother Ziming, you are a guest, you come first!" β
Liu Yi wanted to be polite, but looking at Zhang Fei's ghostly appearance, as if he had a deep hatred for himself, he said bluntly: "If Xuande is polite, then I will not let it go." β
Liu Yi had poor luck and only hit three.
Then Zhang Fei won six, Guan Yu won seven, Liu Bei won five, Pei Yuanshao won four, and Li Yuanba won one, and he still played a side ball.
Without waiting for Liu Bei to let someone bring the wine, Li Yuanba had already picked up the wine jug by himself, poured three glasses in a row, and drank them all.
It seems that this Li Yuanba has a lot of wine!
Then the second game began, but Li Yuanba still lost and drank three cups.
In the third game, Li Yuanba was at the bottom again and drank three more glasses.
This scene made Guan Yu a little ashamed, and it was clear that Li Yuanba was going to cheat and drink! Shameless, shameless.