Chapter Fifty-Five: The Great Murderer Here, Hurts Money! Hurt the buttocks
At this time, Li Lizhi took the eldest grandson's hand with a crying voice: "Queen Mother! Queen mother! Don't kill Cheng Hong, okay! Erchen will give you the double phoenix box in exchange for Cheng Hong's life, okay! ”
Empress Eldest Sun glared at Cheng Hong: "Li, the queen mother said to be playful, the double phoenix box was kept by your queen mother for fear that you would break it!"
Cheng Hong...... The murderous spirit just now is real, not like a joke, Cheng Hong thought to himself, he did bring some problems in modern society, such as being clever, such as signing a contract, there are few people who break the contract in this era of Datang, high-five, no regrets!
Since he was completely integrated in Datang, Cheng Hong breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling that the last bit of obsession in his chest went out with this breath, and he was a lot more relaxed. Cheng Hong watched Li Lizhi pestering the eldest grandson queen to intercede with tears in her eyes, and she was moved!
Cheng Hong arched his hand forward: "After the mother, the sons made some perfumes to dedicate to the queen mother and Changle, which are all gadgets from all over the world, and please appreciate the queen mother!"
Changle repeatedly made sure that the queen mother would not kill Cheng Hong, so he put his heart down, and when he heard that Cheng Hong had a gift for him, he hurriedly ran over to see, Cheng Hong put the perfume on the table under the queen's instructions, and after opening it, a row of exquisite porcelain bottles looked white and flawless against the background of red silk.
Cheng Hong picked up a bottle and introduced: "This thing is a perfume, the essence of the flower is collected, the fragrance is long-lasting, only a few drops can keep the fragrance and fragrance for a day, because the flowers are less blooming now, so the son only blended four kinds, and please appreciate the queen mother!"
After speaking, he handed the bottle in his hand to Li Liqing, who impatiently pulled out the wax plug and sniffed it: "Ah! Magnolia flavor! Empress Changsun picked up a bottle and smelled it: Begonia smell! Li Lizhi covered the bottle in her hand, picked up the others, smelled the others, and exclaimed every time she smelled one!
The queen's eyes were full of joy, and she said with a smile: "In the end, he is a monkey spirit, and he studies something that pleases the little lady!" At this time, Li Er came in laughing: "I heard that the little leather monkey is coming?" Brought something in? ”
A room of people got up to see, and Li Er hurriedly helped up the eldest grandson queen: "Guanyin doesn't have to be polite, sit down and let me see what the little leather monkey has brought!" If it's too common, be careful with your monkey skin! The eldest grandson said: "It's all some of the daughter's stuff, I'll give the sisters a share in a while!"
It's settled. Li Er turned his head and glared at Cheng Hong, Cheng Hong hurriedly said, "Father, there is still a jar of good wine outside the door!" It's very strong, my father can taste it! Li Er kicked Cheng Hong: "Something that has no eyesight, don't hurry up and bring it!" Pick and send a jar of wine like you! ”
Cheng Hong ran outside and brought the wine jar in, looking at the wine jar, Li Er understood that Cheng Hong had been wronged just now, this big jar had to have a hundred catties, and there was already a long spoon used by the eunuch to scoop the wine next to him, Cheng Hong took the long spoon and opened the mouth of the altar, and a rich aroma of wine floated out.
Li Er looked into the jar, this wine was crystal clear, if he didn't smell the smell, he would think it was water!
Shouted: "Good wine!" didn't wait for the eunuch to snatch the spoon from Cheng Hong's hand and scooped a spoonful, and before Cheng Hong could open his mouth, he went down, holding the spoon, his face was red, his neck was thick, and he almost didn't spray, and his eyes were round! The eunuch next to him was so frightened that he almost shouted for escort! At this time, Li Er swallowed the wine and spit out a mouthful of wine: "Good wine, it's so strong!" This wine is good, and in the future, press such a big jar to send a jar to the palace in a month! ”
Cheng Hong gave up his hand and then stopped talking, Li Er said, "What? Can't it be brewed? Something to say! Cheng Hong arched his hand and said: "Back to my father, it is brewed but this wine is too strong, drink less to invigorate blood and dispel blood stasis, drink more and get drunk, hangover hurts the body the most, the son advises his father not to be greedy for a cup, it is best to soak some ginseng in it!"
Li Er nodded: "Filial piety is rare, it should be rewarded!" Say, what do you want? Cheng Hong: "Don't dare! If the father wants to give, write two words to the son, the son's family will open the uncle's tavern and ask the father to give a brand of imperial wine, and the wine in the palace will be all included! ”
Li Er laughed: "In the end, he is a person who does not suffer!" Pick up a large pen and write the word "imperial wine" on rice paper! "Say it! You built a steel mill on top of your restaurant, what do you want? That's 500 acres! What pit are you going to dig? Cheng Hong shouted: "How dare your son!" My food town only grows stones and no grass, but those dozens of families still have to rely on my help to live, am I not studying to make some money? ”
Li Er sighed: "Don't blame me for the bad food I gave you, as you wrote in your poem, there is no idle land in the four seas, and the farmers are still starving to death!" I don't have any good land to seal! Cheng Hong nodded: "So Erchen wants to make some money!" Li Er reprimanded: "Don't keep thinking about competing with the people! Can't the court's fortunes feed you? ”
At this time, Changle answered on the side: "Hey! Father, Cheng Hong is an uneasy person, he makes his father angry every day, and that day the ministers calculated that Cheng Hong's Yulu has been punished to Zhenguan for 12 years! ”
Li Er's face turned red when he heard this! Cheng Hong secretly screamed: Well done! Cheng Hong was afraid that Li Er would be annoyed and angry, and hurriedly said: "What the sons know, they will definitely not compete with the people for profit, father, do you think, what kind of perfume for ten yuan a bottle, and the imperial wine that has always cost three catties can be bought by the people?"
Li Er pointed to the big jar of wine with a questioning expression. That means that this thing has always cost three pounds? Cheng Hong nodded. Li Er nodded: "It's not expensive!" So what is perfume? ”
Li Lizhi took out a bottle of perfume: "Father, this is it!" It smells so good! Sprinkle a few drops to make it fragrant for a day! Li Er looked at it: "That's it?" Ten pieces of money? The eldest grandson nodded: "Ten times is not much!"
Cheng Hong said again: "Queen Mother, this time one is to present you with perfume, and the other is to take forty percent of the profit from perfume income into the inner warehouse for the queen mother's expenses!" The eldest grandson nodded: "I have a heart!" When the time comes, the palace will send an attendant to your store to watch the profits! Cheng Hong bowed his hand: "Thank your mother!"
If you want to say that this is easy to do things with smart people, Cheng Hong has not finished talking here, and the eldest grandson has already understood the meaning, when the time comes, who will dare to make trouble? At first glance, it is a business in the palace, and it is too late to make trouble? Hehe! Didn't you see the beautiful painting of the huge harem?
Li Er saw that the waiter could exchange forty percent of the profit, so he asked: "Cheng Hong, how much tax are you going to pay on the handwritten plaque hanging in the tavern?" Cheng Hong said: "Back to my father, the profit of wine is not much, and the son is ready to take out one percent to open a medical hall in the name of His Royal Highness the Crown Prince and the princess, and usually do not charge money for the poor to see a doctor, only charge a little money for medicine, all fees are deducted from this profit, and at most one percent of the profit is paid for taxes, because the profit of wine is really not much, and the profit of wine is not here, but in the grassland!" Erchen and King Wei of Shu are researching a strategy to crack down on the grasslands, and this is the profit point for wine! ”
Li Er nodded: "Good idea!" But is 10% of the profit enough for the construction of the hospital? Cheng Hong said triumphantly: "It's enough, if the grassland is successful, it is enough to build ten or eight rooms!" That's all small money! Li Er asked, "Then what is the cost of this wine?" Cheng Hong shook his head: "It's not too detailed, the cost is about 100 wen a catty!"
Li Er's eyes widened: "Do you sell three hundred things?" Profiteer! Big profiteers! Cheng Hong shouted: "Isn't this all poor, even if the sons don't think about themselves, they have to think about the princess!" It can't be like Wei Zheng, the rats go to their house and come out with tears in their eyes! ”
Li Er heard this joke and laughed for a while: "What a leather monkey!" Go ahead! How much does that perfume cost yours? Cheng Hong secretly stretched out a finger, and at this time the queen shouted: "Consistent!!"
Cheng Hong said: "The cost is not important, the main thing is that the things used by the queen mother are not worthy of ten times?" The queen said: "That's too ......" Li Er smiled and shook his head: "Guanyin, didn't you see that the monkey was emphasizing that the cost is not important?" And you said that the cost is consistent, he didn't talk back at all, the cost is definitely not consistent! ”
The queen glanced at the knife in her eyes: "Huh?!" Cheng Hong peeked at it and whispered: "The cost is probably less than a hundred!" "Get out!"
Cheng Hong looked back at the palace gate and rubbed his buttocks! He turned around and said, "Hey! This place is a big murderer, and it hurts money! Hurt your ass! In the end, the queen of the perfume shop sent an attendant to watch the store, and the profit was fifty percent, and she was kicked by Li Er, and told him: You are not allowed to compete with the people for profit! The most important thing is that Cheng Hong's Yulu will not be able to receive it until the fifteenth year of Zhenguan!