Chapter 323: Angry Xiaocui

Xiao Cui finally looked forward to Su Fan coming to live in her room, she was so happy that she was dying, and ordered Xiao Lian and Qing Qing to clean the whole room, and put a lot of breathtaking spices, the purpose was to make herself pregnant with another one.

Before Su Fan arrived, Xiao Cui changed into beautiful clothes and deliberately put on makeup, seeing that Xiao Lian and Qingqing felt so crazy, wondering if Miss Valing would be scared when she came at night.

"Xiaolian, Qingqing, I don't need you two to serve me tonight, just let this tile spirit serve me." Xiao Cui looked at Xiao Lian and Qing Qing and said.

Listening to Xiao Cui's words, Xiao Lian and Qing Qing's faces turned green, they felt that this Xiao Cui really kicked her nose in the face, and it didn't count if she took over Valing's position, and she actually asked Valing to serve her, which was like stepping on top of someone else's head and.

"Lady Walling, I think the two of us are used to serving you, and we shouldn't let Miss Walling serve you. You know, she's clumsy, how can she serve people? Xiaolian looked at Xiaocui and said cautiously.

"Dead girl, Miss Valling doesn't serve people, you serve people! Look at what you've been doing to me all this time, I'm getting uglier and uglier now, and I can't see anyone anymore. Xiao Cui looked at Xiao Lian and scolded angrily.

"Lady Valling, you look good now. You look at your long fat body, and you look like you can give birth. You must know that if anyone from a large family wants to choose a daughter-in-law, they must choose a big one in the front and a big butt in the back, so that they can have children. You see you're fit that standard right now. Qingqing also learned to be obedient at this time, and watched Xiaocui start talking nonsense and admired, not for anything else, just to not let Miss Valing serve this bad woman.

"Are you telling the truth? Can a big ass really give birth? When Xiao Cui heard Qingqing's words, she immediately came to her senses.

"Of course it's true, Lady Walling. Look at these concubines selected by the master, all of them have big butts, you must know that this is the master who did not have sex with them, if he has sex with them, he will guarantee that he will be accurate for a lifetime, and he will also guarantee that they will be sons! "But there are really green people, who can learn to lie at this time without blushing and without beating their hearts.

"Okay, since you understand this matter so well, you and Xiaolian don't leave tonight, just stay here and serve me. Then I'll let Navarin sleep on the table as well. Xiao Cui looked at Qingqing's understanding and decided to keep her to help her.

Hearing that Miss Valing finally didn't need to serve Xiaocui, Xiaolian and Qingqing were very satisfied, and hurriedly smiled and said, "Mrs. Valing, don't worry, tonight we promise you to give birth to a big fat boy in a year." ”

"Then I can leave everything to you two maids, you know, if you can let me give birth to a big fat boy, I will definitely let my son recognize you two as godmothers." Xiaocui said very happily, feeling that she was about to have such a happy event.

Seeing Xiao Cui's very happy appearance, Su Fan stood under the big tree outside Xiao Cui's door and muttered with a bitter face, "Do I really want to have sex with this ugly monster tonight?" It might as well kill me. If she gives birth to a son for me, my next generation will definitely be more cruel than her in the future, so it is better to cut off the children and grandchildren!

Xiaolian and Qingqing saw Su Fan standing outside the door and refused to enter the house, so they spread out their hands and pretended to be powerless to explain: "Master, you can't let Miss Valing serve this bad woman, let's come in quickly." ”

Xiaocui also fought hard to give birth to a son, so she quickly washed up and climbed into bed, lying on it and honestly waiting for Su Fan to get into bed.

Su Fan had to force himself to walk to Xiao Cui's bed for the sake of Valing, but when he saw Xiao Cui's hideous face, he was very disgusted. As soon as he took off his shoes and sat on the edge of the bed, Su Fan began to hold his stomach and shout, "Oops, my stomach hurts." ”

"Master, what's the matter?" Xiaolian and Qingqing hurriedly stepped forward and asked anxiously.

Valing was lying on the table next to Xiao Cui, and when she saw Su Fan's pretentious appearance, she couldn't help but give him a thumbs up.

"Oh no, I guess I drank too much bean juice this morning, and now I'm a little diarrhea." But there is really Su Fan, he does have a terrible stomach ache at this time, and he gurgles.

Seeing Su Fan's anxious appearance, Xiaolian and Qingqing hurriedly put the toilet in front of Su Fan and said to her: "Master, the toilet is here, do you want convenience?" ”

"Oops, I'm too late, so let's make it convenient here." Su Fan didn't care about shame at this time, took off his pants and sat on the toilet immediately, and pulled it up with a bang.

Smelling the smell of stinky roasting, Xiaolian and Qingqing stood aside and fanned the wind and said, "Oh, my mother, it really stinks, it stinks more than the stinky bean juice in the morning!" ”

"Can it not stink? You must know that the bean juice in the morning is made from Jia Ling's foot washing water, and now it has been processed by my stomach, isn't it even more smelly. Su Fan originally wanted to punish Jia Ling severely. Now he was sitting on the toilet, looking at Xiao Cui's angry and distorted face, he was really happy, and said silently that it was fortunate that Jia Ling, a fool, made stinky bean juice for him, otherwise he really didn't know what to do at this time.

"Master, are you done?" Xiaolian stood in the distance of Su Fan, pinching her nose and asking very anxiously.

"It's not done yet, I feel like I'm going to pull it again." Su Fan clutched his stomach and said heavily.

"Master, how much have you eaten, why haven't you finished pulling it for so long?" Qingqing stood aside and pinched her nose, pretending to be disgusted.

At this time, Su Fan was very satisfied, thinking that the more smelly the better, so that Xiao Cui would definitely drive him out. So he deliberately set off another cannon and shouted loudly: "Oh, my mother, my stomach hurts so much, it just hurts me to death!" ”

In fact, half of what Su Fan said is also true, you must know that Jia Ling's foodie's footwash is poisonous, and now after being put in the bean juice, it can be said that it has gone through filial piety, and it is even more poisonous. After being drunk into Su Fan's stomach, it was really stinky, and it almost killed everyone!

Even Valing was no exception, pinching his nose and standing aside and saying, "Su Fan, are you very uncomfortable?" I see that your face is pale, will there be anything, do you want me to get you some medicine to eat? ”

"Valing doesn't need to get me medicine, I need to get rid of the toxins in my stomach now, if I let them stay in my stomach, it will be harmful to my health." Su Fan couldn't wait to clean it up in the small cui room at this time, so he pulled it up desperately.

"Oh, sir, what are you asking me to say about you? In the morning, you made her room stinky in Bi Yue's room, so that Bi Yue said that she wouldn't let you live in her room, now you can be good, as soon as you come to me, your butt just sat on the bed, and you began to snap and pull up, if this is spread out, don't you want your image? Xiao Cui looked at Su Fan and said angrily.

"Mrs. Valling, what's so strange about this, you must know that I am still your master, you still don't want to in your room, if I am old, will you not let me go to bed?" Su Fan looked at Xiao Cui and said with disgust deliberately angry.

"If you're old enough to and pee on my bed, I won't let you go to my bed. I'm also the eldest lady of the Prime Minister's Mansion, how can I stand your. You see you're making my house stinky now, just go out with the toilet and pull it, don't be in this house, I really can't stand it. Xiao Cui couldn't help it and yelled at Su Fan.

"No, I'm taking off my pants now, and I can't go out and pull them, so that others will laugh at me. I've got to finish pulling it here, and if I don't finish it, my stomach will be uncomfortable, and if I don't pull it clean, I'm going to die if I let them stay in my stomach. Su Fan said that he would not leave, and insisted on finishing in the house.

Xiaocui really couldn't stand it, so she rushed up and dragged Su Fan's clothes and began to pull him out, and said while pulling: "I don't care so much, I'll let you carry the toilet for me out right now, don't pull it in my room." And you won't be allowed to appear in my room again! I really convinced you, and I actually started to poop in my room, which is so good, it's just too much to take me seriously! ”

Hearing Su Fan and Xiaocui's noisy words, other people in the house had already come over to watch the excitement.

"Master, don't come out, just build it in that house! If you come out, how bad it will be for people to see it! Steward Su understood Su Fan's intentions, and stood aside and deliberately coaxed.

"Look, all the people are looking at me? What a shame it would be if I went out! I'm going to have to finish it here! Su Fan was so shameless at this time that he played a scoundrel with Xiaocui.

Seeing Xiao Cui's angry look, everyone couldn't help laughing, and gave Su Fan a thumbs up, and happily teased: "The eldest young master has you, the two ladies have been coaxed by you all day, it seems that you really smell like each other!" ”

Looking at the scene of everyone's commotion, Sha Yi walked up to Valing and said, "Ling'er, let's go, this Su Mansion can't stay, everyone is crazy." ”

"Sha Yi, the emperor asked me to live here, and I can't leave. Now that I have been tossed by Su Fan like this, it is estimated that no one will dare to trouble me. Valing said to Sha Yi very seriously, she never dreamed that Su Fan could think of any trick in order to help her, and she couldn't even save face.

"Su Fan, you hurry up and let me out, I told you, Miss Valling, who leads you, can go wherever she likes, in short, I don't want to see you for a minute. I have to live here by myself, and I can't let you spoil my Feng Shui treasure. Xiao Cui looked at Su Fan and said anxiously.

"Even Miss Valling drove her away, and didn't let her stay here?" Su Fan sat on the toilet and looked at Xiao Cui and asked deliberately.

"Of course, let her go quickly, and if you let her stay here any longer, are you going to pull me up in this house?" Xiao Cuiming knew that Su Fan was coming for Valing, but he couldn't help it.