Li Mu was familiar with Bai Qiaoqiao's work and rest habits, and knew that she would inevitably take a bath before going to bed, so he was not in a hurry, but first rushed the skill points in the studio for half an hour, calculated the time, and only came out of the studio by stepping on the moonlight.

Carry three things with you, one is incense, the second is a mask, and the third is a fire fold. With these three treasures, tonight will be done.

However, Li Mu didn't know that a quarter of an hour ago, a little episode occurred.

said that Bai Qiaoqiao and Zhang Tianai went back to the guest room, and the maid brought water, and the two bathed together. Bai Qiaoqiao kept thinking about why Li Mu didn't pester her today, thinking that Li Mu was unhappy, or angry with her, or didn't care about her, and the youngest daughter's thoughts couldn't be stopped anymore, and she complained.

Zhang Tianai saw it when he looked at his words, and couldn't help but tell what happened at noon today, and said: "He is just annoyed and angry, how can you think so much, you don't have to pay attention to him, with his thick skin, it will be as if nothing happened tomorrow." ”

"My sister misunderstood her husband." After Bai Qiaoqiao heard this, he said distressedly: "That Yingluo thing, my husband told me. He just thought of her pitiful and wanted to help her, how could a sister think of that kind of thing, if Fujun really liked that girl, he wouldn't let her out of the house, my sister said yes? ”

"What's it!" Zhang Tianai said angrily: "I think you have been poisoned by him!" Although I don't have much experience, I do know that a man's words can't be trusted. Does it mean that he is okay if he lets people out of the house? What if it's more convenient to be outside the house? ”

"Husband, I won't."

"You're just stupid, you don't know if you've been deceived by him."

Bai Qiaoqiao puffed out her mouth unhappily, she didn't like to quarrel with people, especially Zhang Tianai was still someone she liked and respected, and she didn't want to argue with her. But the displeasure in my heart was written on my face, and I couldn't hide it if I wanted to.

Zhang Tianai rarely saw Bai Qiaoqiao so angry, and felt a little sorry when she saw this, after all, they are husband and wife, and they are also outsiders no matter what they say. After hesitating for a moment, he came to him and said, "Good sister, are you angry with your sister?" ”

"Nope." Bai Qiaoqiao said stiffly, climbed out of the bathtub, and said, "Since my sister said so about her husband, then I'll go and ask him." If my husband lied to me, I will apologize to my sister again. ”

Zhang Tianai saw Bai Qiaoqiao's tense face, and couldn't help laughing: "You, you just want to go back to accompany your husband, as if you were arguing with me, if I didn't know your character, I would have been deceived by you." ”

Bai Qiaoqiao's cheeks were slightly red, and she said: "I want to argue with my sister, I want my sister to know what her husband is like, my sister is waiting, I will reply when I ask." ”

"Heh," Zhang Tianai lay on the edge of the bathtub, the mist obscured her eyes, and said with a laugh: "Then I'll just wait to see if you can come back." ”

"Don't tell my sister, I'll go ask my husband." Bai Qiaoqiao screamed in shame, put on her clothes and went out.

Zhang Tianai yawned, took a few more waters, and it was not interesting to take a bath alone, so he also climbed out of the bathtub, wrapped himself in a dry cloth, and put on his clothes and came to the bedside. Gently wiped his body, put on underwear, and poured out his hand to wipe his hair, and when he was not finished, he suddenly heard a sound in the window, and it seemed like someone was swaying.

"This girl is back?"

Zhang Tian was strange in love, put on a coat, and walked to the window.

Li Mu squatted under the windowsill, he just missed Bai Qiaoqiao, and he didn't know that Bai Qiaoqiao had returned to the back house. He had just touched the window sill, put on a homemade mask, and was about to pull out the fire fold to light the incense, maybe it was cold, maybe it was nervous, his hand was a little unfavorable, and when he was pulling the fire fold, he saw that the figure on the window was getting bigger and bigger, and he was so frightened that he quickly lay on the ground.

The window was pushed open, the cold wind poured into the house, Zhang Tianai sneezed, looked out, there was nothing, and secretly wondered if he had heard it wrong, frowned strangely, and closed the window again.

Li Mu got up from the ground, covered in dust, and he didn't dare to shoot it, for fear that the sound of the drum would leak the stuffing. Li Mu pricked up his ears, listened for a while, waited for the candle to go out, and then slowly took out the fire fold again, this time he adjusted his mentality, fast and steady, and pulled it out at once, the fire fold flickered slightly, Li Mu blew lightly, and lit the prepared incense.

"Little girl, it's good to have you!"

Li Mu was ruthless in his heart, but the work on his hands was meticulous, he slowly raised his hand, put the incense close to the window paper, and scalded a small hole into it. In the TV series I watched in my previous life, it was all played like this, the incense was stretched in, and after a while, the people in the house smelled the incense, and they would fall into a coma, and then ......

"Hey, hey, hey......" Li Mu sneered, snuffed out the fire, hugged his shoulders against the wall, and waited for it to be done!

said that in the house, Zhang Tianai didn't notice anything and closed the window, but the woman's sixth sense told her that there was still a problem. She took extra care and blew out the candles, but did not sleep. Sure enough, the sound of the sorrowful rope sounded again. Zhang Tianai turned over and sat up, stretched out his hand and copied the sword in his hand.

In the dark, the slightest flash of fire is very eye-catching. Zhang Tianai sat on the bed and watched as under the moonlight, a hand 'rose' outside the window, and this hand held a stick of incense, which burned through the window paper and stretched in-

From Zhang Tianai's point of view, watching such a scene is like watching a mentally handicapped.

This has to be a brainless guy, who will rush to use such low-level methods to plot misdeeds when the moon is full.

Zhang Tianai rolled her eyes speechlessly, as the eldest lady of Zhangjiazhai, she took the villagers to charge the goods when she was a teenager, and traveled back and forth between the Western Regions and the border city of the Tang Dynasty, which can be regarded as an old Jianghu. This kind of carving insect skill, when she walked the rivers and lakes on the first day, she had already heard about it, it was too low-level and ridiculous. But anyone with a little experience will not suffer this kind of loss.

The person who can do this kind of thing in the Zhuluhou Mansion can think about who it is with his ass. Although Zhang Tianai really wanted to rush out immediately and arrest this person and beat him up, she was also very curious about what this guy was going to do.

There are only two people in this room, except that he is his wife, he has no reason to stun his wife, so his target can only be me.

What is he going to do to stun me?

Zhang Tianai was very curious, she decided to wait, wait for Li Mu to come in, and catch him in his true form.

Jianghu people have their own tricks to deal with the rivers and lakes. Zhang Tianai is the same, the easiest way to deal with this kind of incense is to wet a piece of cloth to cover his mouth and nose. It just so happened that she had just bathed and wiped her hair, and the wet dry cloth was next to her, Zhang Tianai reached out and took it to cover her mouth and nose, holding her breath and pretending to have fainted, waiting for Li Mu to come in.

Li Mu was not having a good time outside the window, he underestimated the temperature in Chang'an in winter, shivering with cold, and did not dare to sneeze. Finally watching the incense burn out, Li Mu was finally liberated, stood up and sneezed three times in a row, and then pushed open the door and walked in.

Visibility was slightly low due to the presence of smoke in the house. This feeling is like entering a mahjong parlor in winter, and anyone who doesn't smoke can feel the spicy eyes. Li Mu was a little spicy, he rushed in, rushed out again, and lay at the door for a while before turning around and going in again. Naturally, he didn't dare to take off the mask, and he didn't have the antidote to the incense, wouldn't he be pitted if he took it off?

Li Mu first walked around the room, looked at the bathtub, clothes and other things, glanced at the hanging underwear, and snorted twice like a pervert, I don't know whether it was admiration or ridicule. Zhang Tianai turned his back to Li Mu, and gritted his teeth tightly. She understood Li Mu's attitude as a mockery, because she had compared herself, she was not as big as Bai Qiaoqiao.

Li Mu finally wandered to the bedroom, looking at the only figure on the bed, and felt a little strange in his heart, I haven't stolen it yet, why is there one less? He took a closer look and was even more strange, why was his wife gone?

But he was not in a hurry, and after thinking about it, he knew that his wife might have returned to the back house, and he couldn't help but feel a trace of sweetness in his heart, it seemed that his wife still felt sorry for herself.

"Why are you fighting me!" Li Mu put on a very dragging look, pointed at the tip of Zhang Tianai's nose, suddenly got naughty, pinched the tip of her nose, and said: "Little girl, I fell into Lao Tzu's ecstasy, are you honest?" Look at the way you look now, tsk...... Kick my majesty? ”

Li Mu lowered his head and approached Zhang Tianai's face, stared at it carefully for a while, and said, "You look pretty good, but you have such a temper, it is estimated that you can't get married, alas, pitiful, pitiful......"

New hatred and old hatred surged into his heart, Li Mu squatted on the bed, curled his fingers, and aimed at Zhang Tianai's smooth forehead: "I'll play you, take revenge and pull it down, don't hide from me to tell you, if you dodge, I'll play crookedly, and then I will break your face-"

Suddenly, Zhang Tianai opened his eyes.

"Oh my god!" Li Mu was so frightened that he squatted, sat on the bed board, and pointed at Zhang Tianai in horror: "You, you, why aren't you faint!" ”

"Can you calculate me with that little trick?" Zhang Tianai stretched out his hand and pulled Li Mu's mask off, Li Mu hurriedly held his breath to escape from the road, Zhang Taiai stretched out his long legs to block Li Mu's way, put the sword scabbard on his neck, and said, "Don't you try your own incense?" My good lord. ”

"Who is your good marquis, you let me ......" It's okay not to speak, as soon as you speak, you have to gasp, this crude incense is really worthy of being an upgraded version of inferior incense, inhaling it into the lungs, it is like inhaling an extremely inferior dry tobacco, Li Mu coughed twice, rolled his eyelids, and fainted straight.

"I thought it was so powerful, see if I didn't give you-" Zhang Tianai bent down to catch Li Mu, but she also misestimated the strength of the crude incense, she thought that with her own internal breath, it was enough to support for a while, but she didn't expect to breathe a sigh of relief and also landed. staggered and lay on Li Mu's body.