Chapter 755: The Imperial Elixir
By the time Zhu Ping'an came out of the inner hall, the outer hall was already empty, and Yan Song and other ministers returned to the duty house, and when they went home, there were only a few eunuchs and palace maids waiting.
"Zhuangyuanlang, we will have to be closer and closer in the future......" Xiao Zhang's father-in-law said on the way to send Zhu Ping'an out of the palace.
After Zhu Ping'an was rewarded and rewarded by the emperor, Xiao Zhang's father-in-law's attitude towards Zhu Ping'an took a 180-degree turn. At the beginning, he was unapologetic to Zhu Ping'an; Later, after Zhu Ping'an stuffed him with a red envelope, he was much gentler to Zhu Ping'an; Now, Xiao Zhang's father-in-law is like a long-lost brother to Zhu Ping'an.
"As long as Father-in-law Zhang doesn't dislike it, he can't ask for peace." Zhu Ping'an held a delicate sandalwood box in his hand and replied as he walked.
Zhu Ping'an has a bad impression of Xiao Zhang's father-in-law, this kind of person belongs to the type of wall grass, which can be icing on the cake, but he will definitely not be in the snow, and he is not trustworthy. He is different from Feng Bao, Feng Bao is one of the few eunuchs who has discipline.
Of course, although Xiao Zhang's father-in-law was classified as an untrustworthy party in his heart, he was on guard, but he would rather offend the gentleman than the villain.
Just know what to expect.
Moreover, this kind of person may be able to use it in the future, and it is beneficial and harmless to have a good relationship.
Zhu Ping'an would never take the initiative to offend this kind of person, so he was also enthusiastic at this time.
"Hehe, how can the miscellaneous family dislike the champion Lang, and I'm afraid that the champion will dislike the miscellaneous family." Xiao Zhang's father-in-law shook his head with a smile and laughed at himself.
"How can it be, three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion, why should the father-in-law be arrogant." Zhu Ping'an raised his head and said with a serious face.
Then, Zhu Ping'an fooled Xiao Zhang's father-in-law with the previous set of remarks to Feng Bao, "Father-in-law can know who wrote the first masterpiece of general history of 'studying heaven and man, through the changes of the past and the present, and becoming the words of a family'?" Who is it who has improved papermaking and made the world's civilization pass down through the ages? Who is the one who went to the West and raised my Ming Dragon thousands of miles away? ”
I have to say that this set of rhetoric is simply bursting with positive energy for the eunuch to the point of no return.
Since ancient times, most of the opinions on eunuchs have been contempt, contempt and ridicule, and almost all of them are negative evaluations anyway. However, although the people listed by Zhu Ping'an are not complete, the exploits they have made are unprecedented and unprecedented, and no matter how many men with complete bodies want to do it, they will show the past and the present in history, and their names will go down in history.
Because these examples are real, they are more convincing and infectious.
"Zhuang Yuanlang is talking about Master Sima, Cai Hou and Gonggong Zheng?" Xiao Zhang's father-in-law did not have much resistance to Zhu Ping'an's rhetoric.
"So, why should my father-in-law be arrogant." Zhu Ping'an nodded, smiling slightly.
"Hehe, the miscellaneous family will rely on the auspicious words of the champion." Xiao Zhang's father-in-law smiled and clenched his fists.
While walking and chatting, they soon arrived at the gate of the palace, and Xiao Zhang's father-in-law sent Zhu Ping'an out of the palace gate and reminded: "Zhuangyuanlang, the elixir rewarded by the saint, it is best to take it while it is hot." ”
"Thank you father-in-law for reminding me, when I get to the house, I will take it with my insider." Zhu Ping'an thanked him.
Outside the palace gate, Liu Mu and Liu Dadao saw Zhu Ping'an leaving the palace and hurriedly led the horse over.
"Childe, what are you holding in your hand?" After turning over and riding across the street in front of the palace, Liu Dadao looked at the sandalwood box in Zhu Ping'an's hand and asked curiously.
"Just you talk a lot." Liu Mu reprimanded.
"I'm just curious." Liu Dadao smirked and touched the back of his head.
"Hehe, this, this is the 'elixir' of the holy reward." Zhu Ping'an held the horse reins in one hand and shook the box in his hand with the other.
In the box in Zhu Ping'an's hand were two "elixirs", which were given to Zhu Ping'an by Emperor Jiajing after dinner, and when he thought of Zhu Ping'an's articles, couplets and other things today, he rewarded Zhu Ping'an.
Originally, it was given to Zhu Ping'an and asked Zhu Ping'an to take it on the spot.
However, Zhu Ping'an looked at the black "heavy metal chemicals" in his hand, and he really didn't have the courage to swallow it, so he excused himself by saying that he thought of his newlywed wife at home, and he couldn't bear to enjoy the elixir alone, and he was afraid that the story of Chang'e running to the moon would be repeated.
Emperor Jiajing felt that Zhu Ping'an was deeply affectionate, so he rewarded Zhu Ping'an with another and asked Zhu Ping'an to take it home with the couple.
God knows how "sincere" the tears in the corners of Zhu Ping'an's eyes were when he thanked Lord Longen.
"What? Elixir? When Liu Dadao heard that there was an elixir in the box, his face was surprised, and his mouth opened open, "Childe, is it really an elixir?" The elixir rewarded by the emperor, isn't it just eating one, at least it can prolong your life for more than ten years......"
Zhu Ping'an was speechless for a while when he heard this, have you heard too many myths and stories....... Don't think about prolonging life or anything, this kind of heavy metal complex is terrible to think about when you eat it in the stomach, and over time, it's no wonder if it's not poisoned.
But it is true that they can't be blamed, as natives of the Ming Dynasty, it is not surprising that they have such feudal superstitious thoughts.
"Childe, I haven't heard of anyone who eats 'elixir' to become an immortal, but I often hear people say that 'it is a medicine with three poisons'......"
Liu Mu is different from Liu Dadao, he is a pragmatic character, he used to hear the barefoot doctor who roamed the streets and alleys in the village say that the medicine is poisonous, and over time he kept it in his heart, and he couldn't help but remind Zhu Ping'an at this time.
"Why not, Chang'e in the sky only flew to the Moon Palace after eating the elixir, isn't it a child?" Liu Dadao retorted.
Well, do you really believe this, in Zhu Ping'an's eyes, at this moment, Liu Dadao is equal to a two-hundred-pound child.
"Hehe, go home."
Zhu Ping'an smiled, didn't continue, and pulled the reins of the horse and went to the Linhuai Marquis Mansion.
It's really not suitable to discuss the "elixir" on the street, factory guards and whatever, if it reaches the ears of people with hearts, or the ears of Emperor Jiajing, he will be charged with "criticizing the elixir".
Half an hour later, Linhuai Houfu listened to Yuxuan's bedroom.
"What's this pitch black?"
Li Shu and the little girl with the bun were like two curious babies, opened the imperial treasure box brought by Zhu Ping'an, and saw the two black pigeon egg-sized pills inside, and stared wide-eyed......
"The saint recited the two elixirs that I had dedicated to the text and worked hard to check the accounts." Zhu Ping'an shrugged.
"Elixir?!" The reaction of the little girl with the bun was the same as that of Liu Dadao, her eyes widened, and her small mouth opened into an O-shape.
"Nor Reward Useful ......"
Li Shu pursed her lips disdainfully when she heard this, she didn't bother to take a second look, and she was very disdainful of the elixir rewarded by Emperor Jiajing.
That night, Tingyuxuan had one more box that was offered, and two incense sticks were offered in the morning and evening......
I don't eat, so I can always offer it, and no one can say anything.