The yacht was extremely fast, and at the time of tea, it came to a shoal, and there was a small forest on the beach, and a group of women, old and young, were picking mulberry and cutting wood.

"Lord, look, there is really a big girl here, can we rob it?" Tai Shi Ci was in trouble before, he mixed up from the Beihai side to Jiangdong, and became a pirate, the banditry on his body has not been eradicated, and the first reaction when he saw a woman was to plunder, "Lord, Cao Cao's territory, no matter what it is, it will be ours if we grab it, make it for nothing, do you want to do it?" ”

"Lord, my subordinates have inspected it visually, these women are really young, and the woman on the left looks like she has the best figure, with the short-sightedness of her subordinates, she looks the best, who don't rob her?" Pang Tong didn't wait for Liu Chan to speak, he jumped off the thief ship directly, and ran wildly with an ugly face to pick mulberry and chop wood, shocking their years, Pang Tong grinned and smiled very coldly, "Lord, can't you get on it?" Grab it first, if you don't like it, you can reward me and Ziyi, but it's a pity that we are still single dogs. ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the Mulberry Chopping Girl who was offended by Pang Tong and Tai Shici, and had a bad feeling of being frightened, and received a reward: the art of binding. Sometimes, a good tie-up can make people stop struggling and go with the flow, half-pushing and half-compating, from the person who is bound. The host is about to rob people, and must learn the art of binding, especially the binding of women, in addition to the five flowers, but also to be tied with a sense of art and desire. ”

"Shiyuan, Ziyi, you two bastards, my father is a benevolent and righteous gentleman, he tears when he talks about women, and you actually instigate this young master to rob women... Just grab one? Liu Chan suddenly pulled out his legs and sprinted, crossed Pang Tong and Tai Shici, rushed to the front, looked at the woman in the woods, and saw a flock of fat sheep, his eyes turned red into love peaches, "Chong! Don't run, this young master is here to force you. Be obedient, otherwise you will be caught, and you will be 'hanged' and beaten until you can't take care of yourself. ”

Liu Chan, Pang Tong and Tai Shici, three men appeared on the edge of the woods like hungry wolves, and suddenly everyone stopped what they were doing and turned around and fled.

"Guy, don't worry, Auntie is waiting for you here, Auntie is optimistic about you." Some older grandmothers and aunts couldn't run, so they simply took off the headscarf they were wearing, revealing a self-confidence that didn't match their age, but instead they didn't run, looking directly at Pang Tong and Tai Shici, waiting to be captured alive and have a twilight love, "Little girl, don't run too fast, I fell, my aunt is distressed." ”

"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Pang Tong and Tai Shici, who are hungry wolves, but instead become prey, and the evil feeling caused by being locked by a group of aunts, and get a reward: a mace. Whether it's playing with a girl, or fighting with an aunt, mace is a great prop and supply, suitable for all ages, indispensable. Even if the host doesn't need a mace, it can be used by Pang Tong and Tai Shici, lest the three men go on the line, and there will be chrysanthemum tea. ”

"Ziyi, you are a general, quickly help this army division stop these evil tigers blocking the way, this army division sees their appearance of scratching their heads and making gestures, and wants to vomit... Vomit! Vomit! Vomit! Pang Tong pulled Tai Shi Ci by the hand, let Tai Shi Ci face the gentleness of the group of aunts, and hid behind Liu Chan, ugly and timid, pitiful, "Lord, protect me, next time I rob people, my subordinates will never come again, I can't imagine that there are people in this world who are more terrifying than me Pang Shiyuan, there are many people." ”

"Pang Shiyuan, Lao Tzu is not finished with you, dare to pit Lao Tzu, if I really fall into their hands, I will definitely anal you to death when I turn around." Tai Shi Ci bared his fangs, eager to pretend to be a dinosaur like Pang Tong to scare away this group of people, and even pulled out a pair of wild song halberds with his backhand, "You... Don't you come here, come over again, I'll shoot, see? This weapon is extremely hard, and if you poke it down, it will definitely be able to poke a hole, I said, don't come here, woo... I'm going to stab myself to death. ”

Tai Shi Ci took out the Crazy Song Halberd, it turned out that it was not to deal with this group of old aunts, but to commit suicide, and it was seen that Liu Chan and Pang Tong silently praised Tai Shi Ci's rare tragedy.

"Yo, this muscular man, it's quite strong, the old lady likes to ride a small fire horse the most, sisters, wait for this man to be around, and leave it to the old lady to deal with, I want him to regret not worshipping under the old lady's guava skirt earlier." I don't know which aunt was hungry and thirsty, so she shouted and rushed up with everyone.

Tai Shi Ci was dumbfounded, Pang Tong trembled with fear, and became even uglier.

"Get out! Get out of here! Didn't you see the mace of this young master here? Who wants to be an old clam and give birth to pearls, stay with this young master... 's subordinates grind it, and if they don't want to have blood and tears, they will all roll for this young master. Running slowly, this young master used a mace to break your legs. Liu Chan took out a shocking mace from the beach, crossed in front of Tai Shici and Pang Tong, rescued the two stumbling teenagers, and then pointed at the woman just selected with the mace, "You! Leave it for the young master, responsible for guarding the young master, and ensure that the young master does not chase the aunts. This young master will work hard, and he will never rely on his aunts to take shortcuts. ”

Liu Chan Dingqing saw that Pang Tong's myopia was clearly farsighted, this woman was not only in good shape, but also looked really good-looking, delicate and delicate, although the face was a little dirty, and full of sweat, but the face of the goose egg was clean and gray.

This woman, Liu Chan asked for it.

"You... You're going to stop me? Don't you dare! You lustful embryo, even grandma and aunts don't let go, you are simply the scum of people. The woman selected by Liu Chan put her hands on her waist at the beginning, so angry that her chest was bulging, scolding Liu Chan, angry and cute, and in the end, she also used her orchid finger to point Liu Chan angrily, and when she turned around, she found that the old aunts had all run away, and the aunt didn't have time to rap the young man here, waiting for dinner at home, the woman couldn't help but panic, "Hey, hey, don't go, we women are also half the sky, everyone works together to fight away these three big perverts, ah no, you are still leaving?" Wait, don't leave me alone, you're gone, what should I do? ”

As soon as the old aunt left, Tai Shici and Pang Tong regained their vigor again, and surrounded the woman left and right.

"Little sister, the puppets are not bad people, when they come, don't run away, play with us, or play with us, you can choose one of the two." Tai Shi Ci put away the wild song halberd and danced an awkward dance, this way of flattering, the water was so forced, "Little sister, why don't you introduce yourself?" I'll help you measure your birthday, and you must be super compatible with me, a natural pair. ”