In the palace, Princess Fangyi was blessed: "The concubine is a concubine to the queen mother." ”

Xiaoliu nodded perfunctorily: "The Queen Mother is fine." ”

When the Queen Mother was about to say something, she sat down with her butt up.

The words in the Queen Mother's mouth were directly in her throat and she couldn't swallow them, and finally muttered: "There are no rules." ”

Feel free to wave your hand: "Sit down." ”

Motioned for Fang Yi to sit down.

Fang Yi sat opposite Xiaoliu, and the Queen Mother sat on the top.

The Queen Mother was about to let someone serve tea.

Xiaoliu took the initiative to attack: "The Queen Mother has passed the decree several times, but I am really uncomfortable, I don't know what the Queen Mother is looking for me?" ”

She is going to play some small games, hoping that the Queen Mother can catch it.

"It's nothing, I heard that Princess Han is a wonderful person, I wanted to get to know her, but I didn't think about it but I learned the news of Princess Han's miscarriage, it's a pity, Princess Han don't worry too much, there will always be children."

If Xiaoliu really had a miscarriage, then this would be too damning, and it would be like pouring salt on the wound.

Princess Fangyi looked at Xiao Liu nervously, afraid that she would be sad.

It's a pity that Xiaoliu hasn't changed at all.

Instead, he smiled, "Thank you so much for the Queen Mother." ”

At this time, the tea servant came over, and Xiao Liu took the first step and brought a cup to the Queen Mother and put it in her hand.

"The Queen Mother, please use, the first time we met, I was a junior, so I borrowed flowers to offer Buddha."

Then he gave a cup to Fang Yi, and by the way, he blinked, and then sat down with himself.

The Queen Mother flickered, and Tang Wan's sudden action made her defensive.

Although she watched Xiao and Fang Yi both drink tea, it couldn't alleviate her suspicions.

So, when serving tea, I 'accidentally' knocked over the cup.

Xiao Liu's regretful smacking lips is worthy of being an old fox who has been struggling in the palace for decades, and he is very vigilant.

"Ah, the mourning family is not stable, it's a waste of Princess Han's kindness, come on, and bring another pot of tea."

The Queen Mother did not hide the smugness on her face at all.

As with Xiaoliu just now, it is obvious to provoke/provoke.

Xiaoliu shrugged, it didn't matter, she didn't just drugged the tea just now.

"It's okay, maybe the tea is too hot, right, Fangyi?"

Princess Fangyi smiled, "Yes, the tea is too hot."

The Queen Mother is not thicker than us in rough skin and meat, it is okay to burn it, we are still young and easy to recover. ”

It may be that Xiaoliu is here, and Princess Fangyi also began to secretly scold the Queen Mother.

said that the Queen Mother is still old, and that the Queen Mother is no longer young and outdated.

"Yes, looking at you little girls is like looking at delicate flowers, it's really bright."

The corners of the Queen Mother's mouth were disdainful: It's a pity, there are no hundred days of flowers, what's the use of being young, or a more secure position of power! The three women were smiling in the hall, but unfortunately there were knives hidden in the smiles, and there were sharp arrows underneath.

Xiaoliu was very annoyed to talk like this, so he secretly counted the beats.

The Queen Mother gave the person behind her a look, and then the next person brought some pastries and two sets of noodles.

"Looking at you fresh little girls, the mourning family always remembers that when they were young, these two sets of heads will be given to the two of you, pick one."

Both sets are bright red and beautiful.

Xiao Liu looked at it, took a closer, and smelled the faint and almost unsmellable fragrance.

The corners of his mouth rose, "Thank you so much, Queen Mother, I like it so much."

That's what I want. ”

Sure enough, it is the queen mother, and she will have some harem private methods.

The Queen Mother smiled knowingly, "If you like it, eat a small snack, when the mourning family was young, they loved to eat a small snack." ”

"Thank you for the kindness of the Queen Mother, the Queen Mother will also eat."

Xiao Liu looked at the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother reached out and picked up a piece and put it in her mouth and chewed it, sneering in her heart: "Heh...... I heard that this cold king favors the cold princess alone, if the cold princess can't get pregnant, the cold king will be extinct, right? There is a drug in this snack that will sterilize a woman, and I am already old anyway, so it doesn't matter if I eat it or not.

It doesn't hurt for the third daughter-in-law to eat it, anyway, there are a lot of concubines in the third house. ”

Xiao Liu picked up a piece and slowly approached his mouth under the gaze of the Queen Mother.

At this moment, Xiao Liu counted the last countdown in his heart: "One ......"

Then I saw that the Queen Mother first twisted her shoulders, and then rubbed her waist back.

Just reach out and scratch your back, scratch your whole body.

Xiaoliu asked with concern: "What's wrong with the Queen Mother?" Sick? ”

Then he looked at Fang Yi, who was about to eat a snack, and threw out the dim sum and smashed the dim sum in the other party's hand.

"Still eating, does the mother have a disease like sheep epilepsy?"

Fang Yi was dazed: "I don't know? ”

The Queen Mother has been scratching the back of her hand for a few breaths, and her neck has been cut by her nails.

"Come on, call the Imperial Doctor!"

The eunuch palace maid panicked.

Xiao Liu and Fang Yi sat firmly in their positions and did not move.

The Imperial Doctor arrived soon, and several others came in a row.

Hurriedly treated the Queen Mother.

Xiao Liu knocked on the handrail unhurriedly, and then opened his mouth and silently shaped Fang Yi.

"Five ......"

"Four ......"

Fang Yi wondered, what did Xiao Liu do? "Imperial Doctor, what's wrong with the Queen Mother?"

"Rong Weichen will take a look at ...... first"

"One ......"

Xiao Liu said the last word.

"Poof......

A loud bang all day.

Immediately followed by the sky-high ugly, the entire hall was like a pit.

The Queen Mother's face turned red, turning from red to blue, and her hands were tightly pinching the corners of her clothes.

The imperial doctor held his breath, didn't dare to breathe, and his face turned pale: "Niangniang, Weichen will show you." ”

As soon as I put my pulse on the pulse, there was a loud noise.

Xiao Liu almost didn't laugh out loud, the Queen Mother's ass should be very cool now.

In such a hot weather, she sent 'coolness' to the Queen Mother, don't thank her too much.

She's such a clever little ghost! Fang Yi covered her nose with a handkerchief, disgusting and wanted to gag.

Xiaoliu covered his nose with his sleeves, "Oh, who is so immoral, and go to the thatched house, there is no shame at all." ”

Then he pulled Fangyi: "Hurry up, what, are the people of Yan Kingdom used to when eating?" ”

Hurry out of the main hall.

The Queen Mother couldn't bear the tumult in her stomach anymore, and coupled with Xiaoliu's sarcasm, she ran back viciously holding her stomach.

Xiao Liu, who walked out of the Queen Mother's bedroom, leaned on the wall and laughed: "Haha, it's so funny, have you seen it, she looks like that, haha......"

Princess Fangyi too, laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up straight: "How did you do it?" You are also too powerful, now the whole palace, everyone in Yanjing knows that the queen mother has pulled her pants. ”

"Haha, don't worship me too much, the old witch still thinks that if you don't drink my tea, you'll be fine, how can it be so easy."

How could she only be prepared with one hand.

"I thought you would not be able to make the Queen Mother come down at most, but I didn't expect you to make her so ugly, it looks good now."

"The old witch is not a good one, she has medicine in the snacks we eat, she will be sterilized, and there are also those gestures, which are all common methods used by harem women, but they are much more ruthless than you."

"What? What you say is true? ”

Princess Fangyi was shocked.

"Of course, it's good that I know drugs, or I'll harm her."

Xiao Liu's chin was raised proudly.

"Okay, then this old witch won't have the time to toss you, and she can have a few days of peace."

Xiaoliu walked out with a smile.

Fang Yi walked a few steps quickly to follow: "You mean to say?" ”

"The medicine for diarrhea is amazing, it will pull her to become dehydrated, her legs are weak, and she can't be raised in ten days and a half months, don't worry."

Xiao Liu jumped up and down, humming in his mouth: "Lalala......"

Fang Yi finally smiled, but unfortunately, she couldn't use such a method in the Prince's Mansion.

Because she doesn't have a pampered husband.

However, she has other options.

…… Nanyuan.

After Xiao Liu and Princess Fangyi separated, they went straight back to the mansion.

When I entered the inner courtyard, I ran into a red tassel walking out.

"What is it that makes the county lord so happy?"

actually heard Xiao Liu humming all the way, which showed that he was in a good mood.

"Haha, let me tell you, I played a fun game today, but it was fun......"

Then, Xiao Liu told him what happened in the palace.

Hongying heard that the Queen Mother was in the main hall, pulling her pants in front of everyone, and her face was weird.

This picture feels a little weird.

"The county lord is really ......"

I couldn't find the words to describe it.

Xiao Liu took over with a smile, "It's really amazing, isn't it?" I know, don't praise me like that, I'll be proud, hehehe......"

Red Tassel: "......"

You misunderstood, I haven't seen such a small fight.

If it was a murderous, bloody, cruel, bloody occasion, he might still look up to it.

However, Xiaoliu is still very cute, and he likes this little girl more and more.

"I'm going to pick up medicine in the next two days, does the county master prepare anything?"

Xiao Liu wanted to refuse, because they might have to go back to the Southern Jin Dynasty.

Thinking about it again, she can take advantage of these two days to go, just don't waste time.

"Okay, I don't have to prepare anything, you just bring what you need."

Then he bounced to the inner courtyard.

Hongying looked at the cute Xiaoliu's back and muttered to herself: "I'm really more and more reluctant to do it." ”

Xiao Liu ran all the way back to the house, "Uncle Huang, Uncle Huang, big news, especially interesting news......"

Nangong Han reclined in the soft couch and raised his eyes: "What news?" ”

Xiao Liu smiled and pounced forward: "Let me tell you, that annoying old witch, pulled her pants, haha, it stinks so much that it smokes a piece of flowers and plants......"

Before she could finish speaking, she froze.

She stared blankly at a pair of white boots against her waist, and she couldn't get close.

Moreover, the owner of that foot was holding a book to cover his face.

"What do you mean?"

Xiao Liu's eyes widened.

"Xiaoliu, for my husband, I think that you went out for a run, and your body was stained with dust and sweat, it must be uncomfortable, I don't like to take a bath, I will wait for you to share fun things with me."

Xiao Liu looked at him suspiciously, how did he feel that this was not right? Looking at his resistance to action, hum: "You dislike me!" ”

Nangong Han simply fanned his sleeves: "Girl, go wash it, it's a headache for me." ”

When Xiao Liu heard this, he pulled his sleeve suspiciously and sniffed it.

I didn't know it, there was really a smell on my body, and I hurriedly turned around: "You wait for me, I'll come over after washing." ”

After Xiao Liu left, he beckoned, called the shadow guard, and asked Xiao Liu what happened along the way.

After learning about Xiaoliu's funny tossing experience, he smiled helplessly.

"Drugged the king's woman, and want the king to cut off his children and grandchildren, right? Heh......"

"It's not good to make this Yan family extinct from now on, how to deal with it?"

"Hmm......"

Nangong Han thought for a while, "This king remembers that there is a poison that will make people energetic at the beginning, and the color is excellent. ”

"And then in vain decay, full of furrows/ravines, old and dying, in just three months, you can die no longer dead, what kind of poison is this?"

Look at the flowing wind that just came through the door.

Flowing Wind: "......"

Did he do something wrong recently, and the master wanted to punish him? "What the master said, but smiling?"

The flowing wind grinned a little ugly.

Nangong Han was indifferent and speechless.

Liufeng felt that there was a gust of wind in his back, and hurriedly spoke: "My subordinates will go to the divine doctor to ask." ”

The footsteps were hurried, and when he went out, his toes hooked to the threshold, and he stumbled and almost fell.