Verse 79 laughter
At this time, Ren Yuan made a pre-game plan according to Wen Zhizhou, and since he was on the field in person, he saw that no one dared to come up to challenge for a while, so he turned to the pavilion and shouted to Zhao Yue. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhao Yue smiled and looked at this stupid big man who was too rare, and said in his heart; I'm afraid that in the blink of an eye, you will become a ridiculously rare corpse from the majestic eight-faced giant idol sought after by everyone.
He had a better idea of humiliating and deterring Wen Zhizhou and other hostile bad officials, and he didn't care about the small provocations of a small person like Ren Yuan, whose life was too low.
But Xiao Liu Tong was annoyed and jumped up.
Liu Tong and Zhao Yue grew up together almost inseparably.
From the time he was very young, in his heart, the fourth brother was the closest and most admired person to him, the best and best brother, and the best and most intimate friend.
In the past, he was young and ignorant, and he didn't have a deep understanding of society, so he just grew up freely and carefree by Zhao Yue's side, and he didn't bother to use his brain to think about those esoteric life issues, and he didn't think about it so much. And now it's different.
Especially after experiencing the dangerous battle not long ago to defend the Liao army led by Zhao Zhuang and Han Chang, he fought on the front line of the rain of bullets, the first time he was like an adult and the heavy duty of the leader independently, organized and commanded and inspired the soldiers to fight bravely to kill the enemy, and faced the test of life and death for several days, unprecedented use of his brain, life and death, and the cruel environment deeply touched him, and he and Zhao Yue had seen a lot since childhood, so much that they turned a blind eye to the indifferent corpses and deaths also had an unprecedented understanding, and had a lot of insights into life.
At that time, his heart suddenly opened up a lot, and he felt that there was a lot of fresh fun and meaning in life, but he was happy in the sinister of roaring and fighting.
Zhao Zhuang has actually been in the extremely sinister environment of internal and external troubles in the Song Dynasty.
Every child in Zhaozhuang has been educated to instill the word responsibility since childhood, knowing that they must be brave and strong, unite and help each other, and do everything to defend the fine tradition of Zhaozhuang and the honor and dignity of Zhaozhuang, and be a happy Zhaozhuang person who is proud, self-confident, self-reliant, and has strong backing, but Xiao Liu Tong really understood what responsibility is, what is brave sacrifice, and what is unity and mutual assistance, sharing weal and woe, selflessness and fearlessness.
That's not why he can be happy between life and death.
Like other children in Zhaozhuang, he has been proud to be a native of Zhaozhuang since he was a child.
In Zhaozhuang's upbringing, this is a natural thing. Nothing in particular.
Liu Tong felt happy because he suddenly realized that he was actually the luckiest and most blessed person in the world, and he had been and always had since he was born.
Because he has a fourth brother who no one else has.
Zhao Yue has naturally played the role of a father, brother, buddy and other mixed roles in Liu Tong's life.
Although he himself does not have this consciousness, he has been accustomed to it, maintained, and led by example, and subtly influenced and guided Liu Tong's life.
Xiao Liu Tongmei realized that he was the freest and easiest person in the world.
The fourth brother has been leading and cultivating him, intentionally or unintentionally, but he has never forced him to do anything.
As long as he maintains a minimum of human conscience and does not do evil, it is not a problem to live any kind of life, as long as the fourth brother's ability can be guaranteed.
Then, except for life, old age, sickness and death, which no one can control, everything else is nothing.
Others have to face too many hardships and cruel competition in life in order to survive, and there are too many endless pressures and troubles, but he Liu Tong has none of them.
Food and clothing are not a problem, money is not a problem, a house, a car, medical education, and a family are not a problem......
Everything that the people were worried about was not a problem for Liu Tong.
higher pursuits,
If he wants to be a general who takes risks, he can be a rich man, and if he wants to be an official, he can be a power.
If you want to be a leisurely person, don't do anything, don't worry about anything, there are groups of yellow and white wives and beautiful concubines, and it's not impossible for a playboy who only cares about pleasure to be a waste, it's okay, but he will be scolded by his father and mother in disappointment......
In a word: he Liu Tong is the most qualified and qualified person in the world to eat and wait for death.
As soon as he was born, he didn't have to worry about the complicated and serious things that life had to bear.
And even if he is an emperor who has everything, in order to survive, he has to worry about government affairs, he has to spend his time controlling the country, doing what he has to do, and taking the responsibilities that he has to bear.
You can do whatever you want, you can live how you want, and have the most relaxed life, no need to dream, this is the highest state and greatest luck that people can get.
What's reason not to be happy?
Should be happy.
It's happiness.
Fighting for your life is just an experience and a pleasure.
All this stems from the fact that he has a magically powerful fourth brother who seems to be omnipotent, and the most important thing is that he can rely on him as much as he can.
Liu Tong has this feeling, and his respect and dependence on Zhao Yue are even deeper.
Once people don't have to worry about any trivial matters of life's material interests, then all that remains is feelings, follow the feelings.
Putting aside everything else, just because of the continuous bond and deep relationship that the brothers have established since they were born, Xiao Liu Tong can't tolerate others violating the fourth brother.
Whoever dares to violate the fourth brother is to violate him. He was the first to refuse.
His interests and face can be damaged. But the fourth brother's can't.
No one is qualified to humiliate and provoke the dignity of the fourth brother.
He came to Tai'an to fight for the fourth brother and earn face for the Cangzhao family.
This stupid big man named Ren Yuan dared to participate in the officialdom conspiracy and stepped on the fourth brother with a big man, he was really brainless and looking for death.
Xiao Liu Tong was furious.
"Fourth brother, I'll meet Ren Yuan and teach you a lesson for this so-called fool."
As soon as Xiao Liu Tong jumped out to fight, not to mention Wen Zhizhou's gang, even the audience in the audience couldn't help but laugh out loud after hearing and seeing it.
They all looked at Xiao Liu Tong's body, and then looked at Ren Yuan.
One is a teenager who has not grown up, that is, he is often reprimanded by adults as a boy who has no hair and no milk on his mouth.
One is a giant who has matured and is in the peak state of his youngest strength.
Look at Liu Tong, he is quite tall, but he is slender and long, and he can have a few taels of flesh all over his body. As for Ren Yuan, his arms alone are almost as thick as Liu Tong's waist.
Liu Tong and Ren Yuan are like a small bean sprout and a big radish in contrast, too incongruous, and the difference in image contrast is too distinct.
What's with what.
It's hilarious.
Is this still more than that?
Liu Tong played, I'm afraid it was not enough for Ren Yuan's big hands to grab it casually.
This is sumo, a life-threatening contest, not a child's play, children are not qualified to participate at all, they are not sensible and brave, and they can't be blind and strong, while playing.
When the audience in the distance understood the situation, they also laughed.
The laughter changed the previous noisy and tense scene.
The laughter of thousands of people turned the scene of the life-and-death match into a sea of joy in an instant.
Ren Yuan stood outside the pavilion with his mouth open in shock, and then turned into a fool, disdainful of Xiao Liu Tong, and the little fear of Zhao Yueyuan also dissipated.
The more than 20 disciples who were still present all laughed and leaned back.
Including the second kui who refused to get off the field with an injury and wanted to at least fight for more impression points in front of Zhizhou and the master.
Could this be the candidate prepared by Cangliang Xiaobawang to provoke Taishan in the ring?
What could be more ridiculous and funny?
They all thought that the man who held the halberd to keep Zhao Yue was very stylish, or the man who also held the halberd in the audience who stood majestically and majestically was the strong man who Liangshan people were preparing to challenge Ren Yuan, and they didn't think that Zhao Yue, who was dressed like an immortal, would fight, let alone that Liu Tong, a thin and delicate young man, would have the courage to participate.
The huge psychological gap undoubtedly makes people feel more intense and profound.
The second bastard disciple who had dared to provoke and insult Zhao Yue before was even more arrogant at this time, almost unscrupulously pointing at Zhao Yue's side, and the foul language and ridicule continued.
The dog-headed master was stimulated to completely forget the pain for a while, listening to thousands of laughter mocking and questioning, he was very relieved, he was in a good mood, he was a little carried away, and he laughed happily, and his relatively delicate face smiled a little deformed, but he was old and treacherous, and he had not forgotten to maintain the rational and elegant image that a scholar should have.
This guy tried hard to suppress the enthusiasm and excitement that wanted to be presumptuous and arrogant, tried to correct his deformed face, and took the opportunity to pretend to be serious: "Second son Zhao, isn't it?" ”
Pointing at Liu Tong, "Such an ignorant and frivolous hairy child is also going to compete with Giant Ren?" ”
"Your Cangzhao family has just suffered a disaster, and was killed by Liao Kou to the point that the people of Manzhuang almost died, we have all heard of this. The Cangzhao family, which was once arrogant and arrogant for a while, is now short of manpower, and we all know it. But no matter how short of manpower there is, you can't send a bastard kid to sumo! Didn't you let him go up and die for nothing? ”
deliberately nodded hard at Liu Tong,
"This guy is uneducated, I don't know what to say, I don't understand personnel. Your second son Zhao is the younger brother of Marquis Wen Cheng, don't you know what to do? ”
Wen Zhizhou didn't mind that the Cangzhao family would send one more person to death in this ring, but the target was Zhao Yue.
Zhao Yue suffered so that his heart could be satisfied.
In order to provoke Zhao Yue to also play, of course, he couldn't suppress the feeling of being happy and proud, and he needed to vent a little, he also opened his mouth, slowly twisted his well-trimmed beard, pretended to be benevolent and kind, and reminded in an official tone: "Zhao Xian's nephew, you acted absurdly and frivolously, and when you went to Tai'an, you made a lot of right and wrong, and went to this stage without authorization to cause trouble, provoking the majesty of the mansion, this official can be lenient and forgive you for the sake of your youth and ignorance, and for the sake of Wen Chenghou's face, you can be tolerant and forgive you, and don't worry about your child." ”
"But you must also have a limit to your absurdity, and you can't be too unruly."
"You're not a completely ignorant child, you grow up to be as strong as an adult, and you have to have a bit of a brain to do things. How can you let such a careless child who doesn't know how to educate and don't know the importance of things say in public that you should challenge to participate in such a serious event? ”
"This is sumo, although it is not a battlefield battle, but it is not a child playing with mud, which is unpredictable and difficult to control."
"You saw that too? Those who fall will be injured in some way or worse. Those who fail and fall out of the ring are even more at risk of their lives. ”
"This official only learned today that Cangliang Xiaobawang originally referred to the virtuous nephew."
"Hehe, the name of the little overlord is just a folk joke. That's what the people like to do. Don't take it too seriously. The slogans in the ring are also just small means to enhance the appeal, and they are not deliberately aimed at you. This little thing that the people have done, your identity is not worth caring about. How can the children of the Cangzhao family have a little bit of selfishness with ordinary people? ”
"So, this official kindly advises you. Don't be reckless, don't be burdened by the false name and the so-called dignity. Risking your life for a false name is not worth dripping. ”
The master also took the opportunity to say in a weird manner: "Second son Zhao, my family is generous and tolerant enough, and it is purely kind to remind you." You can't help but accept it."
"Besides, your Zhao Yue's reputation is not very good among the people. What Xiaobawang said was actually scolding you for being a bastard bully. People laugh at you as a disgrace to your family. You don't have a good reputation, you don't have any so-called dignity to lose face. So, what else do you care? ”
"So, I also advise you, since you come to Tai'an, be an honest and well-behaved spectator, and don't be fooled by the tolerance and tolerance of this house. You have to be sensible, you have to think about your brother's face, see how strong our sumo wrestling strength is in Tai'an, and go back after you know how powerful it is.
Ren Yuan is ignorant, when he meets you, he wants to try your so-called overlord ability in person, you don't really have the ability to overlord, you can't get Ren Yuan, you don't have the courage to meet the challenge of Optimus Prime, and it's not too embarrassing to shrink your head and be a turtle. ”
"There are not as many people in this world as Optimus Prime."
"Look at the thousands of people in this battle, which one can win against Ren Yuan? Who dares to go on? Did you see that too? Neither can a fist and foot master. ”
"Really. Optimus Prime, who is afraid of being invincible in the sumo world, is really not ashamed. ”
Wen Zhizhou smiled and nodded: "Yes, Ren Yuan is the real overlord of the sumo world." Afraid, it's normal. Zhao Xian's nephew retreated and did not dare to fight, which is indeed not a shame. ”
He looked at Zhao Yue, who still had a faint smile and didn't seem to be touched, and was surprised in his heart: Is this kid actually a fool who only knows how to fool around?
Regardless of whether Zhao Yue is mentally retarded or not, Wen Zhizhou took the opportunity to kill Zhao Yue this time.
He stabbed a few more times.
"This official is thinking, if it were your eldest brother Wen Chenghou, he would say the same about you here. Wen Chenghou is the smartest person in the world, he knows how to advance and retreat, it is said that his eldest brother is like a father, so he loves you so much, for your safety, even if you are afraid to participate in the competition and lose some family face, he will not care. ”
Zhao Yue quietly listened to the two dog heads flickering around hard, not saying a word, and still didn't pay attention to these false pretentiousness.
Laugh, laugh, the more you laugh, the more you will cry.
He only stared at the milk brother in silence.
When he came to Tai'an this time, he planned to clean up Ren Yuan by himself, but Yan Qing, who is good at sumo, didn't plan to use it, and he didn't think about asking his brother to play at all.
But Xiao Liu got the letter, so he was angry and killed early.