Chapter 271: Substitute Marriage
"That's not what you say. Sha Yi, I think I have to pretend to be this Lingsu Gongzi to see if it's true, I want to prove all this to everyone, and I can't let them talk about Lingsu Gongzi nonsense. Su Zhuang looked at Valing and Sha Yi and said angrily.
Hearing that they were going to pretend to be He Xiangu, Sha Yi and Wa Ling were really anxious, and said loudly to Su Zhuang: "Su Zhuang, you are insane, can He Xiangu be pretended by others casually?" You must know that immortals are inviolable, and if you violate them, you will be punished by heaven. ”
"Lingsu Gongzi, let me tell you, it's all legends, not credible. But now that the people are saying that Lingsu Gongzi has pretended to be He Xiangu, I must prove it to them, it is not like that. Next, Lingsu Gongzi must put on He Xiangu's clothes to show everyone to rest assured. Su Zhuang said to Sha Yi and Valing very seriously.
Listening to Su Zhuang's curious thoughts, the people agreed very much, and they found He Xiangu's clothes one after another, brought them to Su Zhuang and said, "Generalissimo Zhenguo, you hurry up and put on this Lingsu Gongzi and let everyone see it." ”
Looking at He Xiangu's clothes in front of him, Su Zhuang said with a smile: "Come on, dress up Lingsu Gongzi for me right now, I want to see if it looks like it." If not, I'll kill you, and see if you dare to talk nonsense!" ”
Listening to the words of the generalissimo of Zhenguo, these people were very scared and felt that they were in trouble. But thinking about it, it's actually nothing, and it is estimated that the generalissimo of the town is just scaring him, how can he really kill people.
Besides, they also wanted to see what Lingsu Gongzi looked like in He Xiangu's clothes. So a few people immediately came up, and they couldn't help but say, and soon they took off Valing's clothes, leaving only a pair of underwear.
It seemed that the chest cloth on Wa Ling's chest was tightly wrapped, and everyone shouted in surprise: "Mom, this Lingsu Gongzi is a woman, no wonder she looks so beautiful." ”
"You say that Lingsu Gongzi is a woman, how is this possible?" Su Zhuang's eyes widened in surprise and asked in disbelief.
An older man looked at Su Zhuang's stupid appearance, and scolded angrily: "Generalissimo Zhenguo, you are really stupid, don't you see the thick chest cloth wrapped in that Lingsu Gongzi's chest?" I'm telling you, he's got to be a woman, yes. ”
"Oh, Mom, this Lingsu Gongzi is a woman, no wonder everyone suffers from lovesickness for her. Even I, who was no exception, replaced her with this lovesickness, which is now considered a good number. Su Zhuang touched the back of his head very happily and said with a smile, he felt that Valing and Sha Yi had deceived him so badly, they simply treated him like a monkey.
Looking at everything in front of him, Valing said helplessly: "I'm sorry, I pretended to be a man for the convenience of doing things." ”
"Okay, Lingsu Gongzi, don't say so much, you quickly change into women's clothes and I'll take a look, I want to see how beautiful you are, I want to see why my eldest brother and my tiger brother are fascinated by you." Su Zhuang said to Valing very anxiously.
"Su Zhuang, you neurotic, why did I say why did you want to let Lingsu Gongzi change into women's clothes in front of so many people, aren't you afraid that she will be robbed?" Sha Yi looked at Su Zhuang and said angrily.
You must know that if Valing changes into women's clothes, for Sha Yi, there is not only one more opponent for Sha Yi, it is estimated that more opponents will fall in love with Valing, which will make his life more sad.
"Sha Yi, I said that you are always careful in what you do, this Lingsu Gongzi is a woman herself, so she should let him change into women's clothes. Isn't it a matter of time? You can't let him be a man for the rest of his life, you must know that this is really unfair to him, not to mention a beautiful beauty like her, wouldn't it be a pity not to show it to everyone! She should be put on women's clothes and let everyone see her, that's right. Don't worry, with the generalissimo of my town, no one dares to do anything to him. Su Zhuang looked at these expectant eyes in front of him, and said to everyone very angrily.
Listening to Su Zhuang's words, someone immediately coaxed: "What the Generalissimo of Zhenguo said is right, hurry up and let Lingsu Gongzi change into women's clothes for everyone to see, let everyone see, what does this Lingsu Gongzi look like?" ”
Seeing the coaxing of everyone, Valing was very helpless, thinking that he couldn't always stand in front of everyone like this, so he had to pick up the clothes of the river fairy girl in front of him and put them on layer by layer.
Looking at the neatly dressed and beautiful Lingsu Gongzi in front of him, everyone screamed: "Wow, He Xiangu is really pretending to be Lingsu Gongzi, really beautiful!" It's even more beautiful than He Xiangu! This Lingsu Gongzi is really a god descending to earth! ”
"Oh, my mother, Lingsu Gongzi, you are really so beautiful, you are the most beautiful beauty in the world I have ever seen. Even those imperial concubines in the palace can't compare to you, you are definitely the most beautiful woman in the world! Su Zhuang looked at Valing directly, chattering endlessly.
Sha Yi was even more stunned when he looked at the beautiful Wa Ling in front of him, standing there stunned and not knowing what to do.
Listening to the words of praise from everyone, Valing blushed and said embarrassedly: "I'm ugly." ”
"Oh, Lingsu Gongzi, why are you so self-deprecating? You are obviously as beautiful as a fairy, and you have to laugh at yourself to show everyone, how can you let other women live? Su Zhuang looked at Valing and teased happily.
"Su Zhuang, I said that you also see me in women's clothes now, you better hurry back to Beijing, don't stay here." Valing looked at Su Zhuang and said very seriously, he felt that Su Zhuang had been out of the capital for a long time, what if the imperial court or the frontier looked for him for something.
"You guys are stupid to me, with such a beautiful beauty, I went back to the capital, isn't it too stupid. Let me tell you, from today onwards, wherever Lingsu Gongzi goes, I will follow you wherever he goes. In short, I can't leave her even for a single step, and I rely on you and her in this life. Su Zhuang looked at Valing and said happily
"Su Zhuang, I said that you are not mistaken, you must know that this woman is your eldest brother's wife, you can't mess around." Sha Yi was afraid that Su Zhuang would no longer be able to control it, and it would be troublesome to give Valing a hard bow to the overlord, so he hurriedly explained the facts to him, hoping that he would not think anything wrong about Valing.
"You are really the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion, didn't everyone say that you were disfigured? How can you be the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion? Su Zhuang watched Valing ask a series of questions.
"Su Zhuang, you're really weird, can't I be the eldest lady in the prime minister?! Valing looked at Su Zhuang and said with a smile.
As soon as he saw Valing's sweet smile, Su Zhuang really fell immediately, and he felt so happy. I didn't expect him to meet such a beautiful beauty in his lifetime, and he would never let go of anything. But he was also very angry, thinking that this beauty was his, but he ran away because of his impulse, and as a result, such a good thing fell on his eldest brother, thinking about it really annoyed him
"Master Lingsu, let me tell you, you are my wife, not my eldest brother's wife at all, you must know that my eldest brother is marrying you for me." Su Zhuang looked at Valing and said shamelessly, for the sake of his lifelong happiness, he also let it go, and he could actually deny his six relatives.
"Su Zhuang, what nonsense are you talking about, you also say this, you must know that when the Prime Minister forced you to marry the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's mansion, you were so frightened that you ran away frantically, and you didn't even see a figure. Now you say that the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion is your wife, if Su Fan hears this, he will not beat you to death! Sha Yi listened to Su Zhuang's words and said angrily.
"So what, we're brothers." Su Zhuang said indifferently, from childhood to adulthood, as long as he asked Su Fan for something, his brother would give it.
"Su Zhuang, don't call me Lingsu Gongzi anymore, call me Wa Ling." Valing had changed back into women's clothes, and she didn't want others to call her Lingsu Gongzi anymore, so as not to misunderstand, so she looked at Su Zhuang gently and said to him very softly.
"I don't want to call you Valing, that looks too rusty, let me call you Ling'er, okay?" Su Zhuang said to Valing tenderly.
Listening to Su Zhuang's words, Sha Yi was really disgusted and wanted to vomit, and said: "God, thank you Su Zhuang for running away from marriage at that time, otherwise if Valing marries this bastard, it is estimated that the lower half of his body will be very sad." ”
"Sha Yi, I hope you don't mention this matter again, okay, you must know that when I mention this matter, my intestines can be said to be full of regret, and I regret that I shouldn't have run away from marriage in the first place. However, this time I can't say anything about giving her up to my eldest brother. You must know that she is my wife, and my eldest brother only married her for me. Ling'er is mine, and no one else can snatch it. Su Zhuang looked at Sha Yi and Wa Ling and said very seriously.
"Oh, my God, I'm still thinking that this good thing can come to me, but I didn't expect that this Jiangnan hasn't gone out yet, and someone is actually fighting with me, which really me off. Before the eight characters were skimmed, they were stillborn. Sha Yi looked at everything in front of him and said angrily.
"Sha Yi, let me tell you, this is my wife, from now on, you can't think about her anymore, otherwise, I will be in a hurry with you!" Su Zhuang's stunned strength came up again, and he looked at Sha Yi and said fiercely.
Seeing that Su Zhuang was bullying people too much, Sha Yi looked at Su Zhuang and said unconvinced: "Wow, Su Zhuang, you actually came with me to do this, let me tell you, you can't get what I can't get." Look at me, I'll fly a pigeon and tell your brother right away, so that he can come to Jiangnan and beat you bastard away immediately. I don't believe it, I can't cure you, someone else can cure you! ”
"Sha Yi, let me tell you, it's useless for you to tell my brother. I'm going to make a decision on this Lingsu son, and no one wants to snatch her away from me. Su Zhuang hugged Valing tightly in his arms, and said to Sha Yi very angrily.
Looking at Su Zhuang's affection for Valing, it was as if this Valing was his wife. Angry, Sha Yi clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and secretly swore that he must move Su Fan to Jiangnan.