Chapter 140: Nosebleed, Cold as Ice

"Are you a martial artist? Wu Meiniang? Wu Zetian, the first female emperor in history? I'll go, Lao Tzu has seen a real person. ”

A series of questions were asked by Wu Zetian's face full of black lines, if he guessed correctly, then this green and red with no roots should be Cheng Ruoyu, Qin Yu is steady, Guo Yi is cautious, only Cheng Ruoyu is heartless.

I saw that at this time, Lu Hong no longer had the anger and fear just now, and was completely immersed in the joy of seeing the martial arts, jumping up and down excitedly, and getting rid of a monkey alive.

Wu Cairen had no choice but to step forward and grab the monkey, and according to his excitement, he closed the door and pulled into the house.

"If you continue to ask like this, others will think that we are going to rebel and stop the meeting."

Wu Cairen pushed Cheng Ruoyu to the bed, Cheng Ruoyu covered his body in horror, and dragged the brocade quilt on the bed to cover his chest, in fact, at first glance, Cheng Ruoyu's green and red body occupied at the moment is really a beautiful little beauty, but unfortunately, Wu Cairen is also a woman.

"What are you going to do? Do you know that men and women are not kissed? ”

The vigilant Cheng Ruoyu hid at the foot of the bed and said, in his heart, he is a man at the moment, and the martial artist in front of him is a woman, and it is rumored in history that Wu Zetian has countless male favorites, I am afraid that Cheng Ruoyu will think that the martial arts are going to accept him as a male pet!

Wu Cairen climbed onto the bed, forcing Cheng Ruoyu, who had turned green and red, to the point where there was nowhere to escape, and a jade hand provoked Cheng Ruoyu's chin.

This ambiguous posture, coupled with the glamorous smile of the martial artist, Cheng Ruoyu only felt soft all over his body, and the faint aroma drilled straight into his head, and the gradually lost reason had made him forget that he was a woman now, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva deeply, if he was really violated by a woman with such a stunning face, he was afraid that he would have to give up resistance.

"Do you think you're a man now? Or am I a man? And I'm just a talented person now, you really think I'm Wu Cao! I think your superficial refusal is fake! ”

A martial artist had a brain collapse on Cheng Ruoyu's forehead, and Cheng Ruoyu woke up from a dream, yes, just now he obviously seemed to find that he had become a woman.

The lost reason returned to its original state in an instant, and the anxiety on Cheng Ruoyu's face was clearly visible.

"What's going on? Lao Tzu has become a woman, how can I see people in the future! ”

Cheng Ruoyu was in a hurry, and the local dialects were about to be skewered! The martial artists on the side have been quietly watching Cheng Ruoyu, who was at a loss for himself in various dialects, why is this guy's brain not online.

"Cheng Ruoyu, this is the inner courtyard of the palace, if your IQ is not online, we both have calves, do you know?"

Martial arts people were also led astray by Cheng Ruo's foolish anger for a while, hearing the words of martial talents, Cheng Ruoyu realized at this time that the martial arts people in front of her were not ordinary martial artists, she actually knew that she was not a green red, so who was he?

Cheng Ruoyu ran to the martial artist and looked at him for a long time, although the woman in front of him did not apply powder, but she had a good face, she could be called a peerless beauty, no wonder she could be favored by two generations of emperors.

But the strange thing is that the woman in front of her is walking like a man at the moment, and her gestures are like a man's style, and she even drinks all the water, which is quite a man's bold style.

"No, who are you? How do you know me, and how do I see you like a man, that ......"

Cheng Ruoyu hadn't finished his words yet, he only felt that his head was hot, and a stream of heat flowed out of his nose along his nose, and the bright red blood had reached between his lips.

Cheng Ruoyu hurriedly wiped it with his hand, covering his body.

The martial artist on the side hurriedly handed over the handkerchief beside the bed and helped Cheng Ruoyu wipe it, but the more he helped wipe it, the faster Cheng Ruoyu's nosebleed flowed, and he couldn't stop it.

"How did you do that? On fire! Hurry up and wash it down, and look up! ”

The martial arts talent was also fooled by Cheng Ruoyu, and he didn't know what to do, so he pulled Cheng Ruoyu to the basin and washed it, which was originally the water that Ning Xiu prepared for her.

"It's not all your fault, you have to be so bold in bed, you don't know that you are a woman, and you are still a beauty, and now you are wearing pajamas as thin as cicada wings, and then sit in front of the bed so boldly, the scenery is unobstructed, I am also a man, although I am a woman now, but the essence is not, just now you are that, that ...... Alas! ”

Cheng Ruoyu really didn't know how to describe Fang Cai's martial arts when he helped him wipe his nosebleed, a pair of snow-white peaks accidentally touched Cheng Ruoyu's body, making Cheng Ruoyu's blood surging in an instant, his head was dizzy, and his nosebleeds were even more surging.

Wu Cairen looked down at his casual dress, it was indeed not very decent, but he only cared about Cheng Ruoyu, forgot about it, and quickly picked up his clothes and put them on haphazardly, which helped Cheng Ruoyu clean up again.

"Okay, I know, long-winded, I'm your boss Shen Bin, you will use this body, don't howl, this is the palace, and it's not a casual place, in case you are a little careless, it may cause death, I wasn't worried about you howling outside just now to forget!"

But it turned out that the martial artist in front of him was Shen Bin who had crossed over, although he didn't mind crossing into a woman when he had an appointment with Shi Yang before, but now that he has become a martial artist, he is also very helpless.

You must know that Wu Meiniang wandered between Li Shimin and Li Zhi, wouldn't there be no means to let a man participate in the deception in the harem of the Tang Dynasty, he was really a little uncomfortable, the problem is that he is also equipped with a guy with a short brain circuit like Cheng Ruoyu, and it seems that he will be walking on thin ice in this palace in the future.

"You're the boss? I'm going, I'm going to heaven, hahaha! ”

Chen Ruoyu's nosebleed had stopped, and he looked Shen Bin (a martial artist) up and down, he couldn't believe that the delicate woman in front of him was actually his boss Shen Bin, and now he was much more balanced in his heart.

"Okay, don't look at it, the most important thing for us now is to find Qin Yu and Guo Yi, and then discuss the next plan and how to go, now in this palace, we don't know the situation, we need to be cautious, step by step."

Shen Bin knew that in history, Li Xing's proverbs of the Wu Dynasty made Wu Meiniang fall into crises several times, and now she is just a talented person, so crises are everywhere, and he can't be careless.

"Boss, you've watched too many TV series, what's the matter, you're still going to have a palace fight in this harem, and those women are cheating, and the fight is in deep trouble, by the way, you still have to have a son to gain a firm foothold, boss, you still have to have a child, wow, it's exciting to think about it! In addition, you are a martial artist, then you have to follow Li Shimin, and then seduce Li Zhi, I will go, the unprecedented ethical drama in history is staged in front of my eyes, and my blood is boiling when I think about it! ”

Cheng Ruoyu said it over and over again, dancing and gesturing over and over again, Shen Bin can't wait to slap this guy now, this guy really can't open a pot!

"You, can, no, can, strict, solemn, point, say, right, through, thing, what!"

Shen Bin almost gritted his teeth and said this, on his pretty face, it was as cold as frost, and Cheng Ruoyu shuddered almost instantly after hearing it.