Chapter 678 Yellow mud fell into the crotch of his pants

Zhangxiong and Tibet don't say that they don't share the same day, and it's not much different!

First of all, under the guise of being close to him, he assassinated Li Mixia! Caused by Li Mixia......

(Where is there an impermeable wall?) )

Then he buried Zhangxiong's elite soldiers in Hulu Canyon! (They said it was done by the Tang Dynasty, but ~ who believes it?) With your Tibetan credibility? Do you have that? )

Then there is the attack on the city with yourself, and as a result, we went, and you didn't even have a dog......

If it weren't for the great damage to the vitality of the Xiangxiong made by these two times, Li Mixia would have the heart and abandon the sect to agree to the end!

Therefore, when the envoys of the two countries met, it was not much different if they did not say that the enemies met! From meeting to going to bed, in half a day's effort, the envoys of the two countries fought seventeen!

If it weren't for some restraint on the territory of the Tang Dynasty, it is estimated that the envoys of Chang'an and Tibet would have to die!

Why Tibet? Because Zhang-zhung has allies!

In addition to Dorjee, a natural ally, there is also Nibhara!

And what happened to them? What's wrong? So they asked the Tibetan envoys, "What about our princess?"

You picked up in Tibet, how did you go to the Tang Dynasty to be a princess? Could it be that your Tibetan renunciation is the cheap son of the Tang Dynasty Khan?

How do you answer in Tibet? Our Zanpu mother-in-law was snatched away? It's hard to say!

Don't talk about Tibet? Someone said it for you! Who doesn't know Dorjee Sambuza, a true gentleman who is kind and charitable, a good man who helps others, and a pioneer who ventilates and reports urgently......

Sambuza hugged his sleeves: "Didn't the princess let them change the dowry?" Changed a full twenty cars of tenderness! Don't you nourish the way? ”

What's that? Our princess gave you and kissed, and you actually sold it? After selling 20 carts, we didn't even look at a single yak hair......

Phew! You took me to the ditch! It's not a dowry affair at all!

What do you Zamp mean? Ask for peace, we let you take it away, and you sold our princess? What are you when we are a nbore? What are you when we are princesses?

If I don't beat you today, I won't be a man of Nepal......

In addition, the old yin man next to Sambuza was fanning the flames next to him......

The envoys of these four countries are having a good time in Stone City! In addition, Niu Jinda is in Chang'an, and there is no one who lives in the town! As a result, the envoys of the four countries seem to be still in Shicheng, winning and losing!

The chief official of Shicheng had no choice, and an eight-hundred-mile letter was sent to Chang'an urgently, so that the saint could decide!

What can Your Majesty say about this? A holy decree has passed~ I already know, let them enter Chang'an quickly! Don't mess around!

A holy decree over there is over, but it will be difficult to do it here in Chang'an! Although the dowry was also given to Tibet at the beginning, Tibet was at a loss, but what about Nepal? What about Zhangxiong?

Li Mixia didn't need to look at the first page to practice "Sunflower Treasure Book", and when the time came, he saw that Zanmeng Saima Kazhen was in the Tang Dynasty......

Love and hate are in an instant......

Li Er can't help it! This matter can't be studied in the court, what should I do? According to Li Er's consistent style ~ deal with Cheng Hong!

This is what Cheng Hong just received! Way you want! Anyway, it's not the Shaoqing of Honglu Temple, receiving envoys from various countries~ is in charge! Not counting the extra stuff that makes you manage either!

Tang Jian took a look at it, gloated and left, saying that he wanted to train the etiquette of Fusang envoys......

Oops hey! When have you ever cared about this? Besides~ Can you put away your gloating smile first? I even saw it outside the gate!

Cheng Hong patted his forehead: "Create evil!" I really don't know what sins I created in my last life, and I made bad friends by mistake! ”

Cheng Hong thought about it for a while, let's hurry up and go to the palace, don't say anything else, recruit people back first! That person is still in Qingzhou, why can he still go to Qingzhou to see him?

Cheng Hong thought of going out here, said hello to Tang Jian, and rode straight to the palace......

The palace is quite busy here, now that the autumn harvest is over, the grain has been dried, the tax should be paid, and the sale should be sold!

Taxes vary from place to place, and overall planning, transportation, and consumption ......

The major affairs of the country should not be rash!

While he was busy, the eunuch who delivered the decree came back: "Your Majesty! ”

Li Er raised his eyes and glanced at it: "What did Chang'an Hou say?" ”

"Didn't say anything. Said he knew, and then let me come back! ”

"Nonsense! How could that skin monkey not fry its fur? Not beat around the bush! ”

The eunuch raised his eyes and glanced at Li Er, who didn't look angry: "Chang'an Hou said that I was a night owl!" ”

"Night owls?"

"He said I was ~ a night owl entering the house ~ and nothing to do! I'm discouraged when they see me! ”

Li Er nodded: "Hmm!" This is like Cheng Hong's style! I guess it's another complaint! This kid belongs to the donkey, and he doesn't go away, and he goes backwards! It's okay to be lazy every day!

is only so young, like Tang Jian, he doesn't want to serve the country at a young age, and he concentrates on thinking about how to be lazy every day! Rotten wood cannot be carved! ”

Oops hey! Do you still want to make a face when you say this? Is the matter that Cheng Hong deals with a state affair? If you take state affairs directly to the court meeting to discuss them? Look at Wei Da Troll squirting you no!

Cuncui is to sweep the tail of the third son of your family's "Yingguo I", right?

Li Erzheng was talking, and the eunuch outside came to report: "Your Majesty! Chang'an Hou asks to see! ”

Huh? This is really not to talk about people during the day, and you can't mention ghosts at night.

"Let him in!"

After Cheng Hong entered the Shenlong Palace, he bowed his hand: "See ...... sons"

Li Er waved his hand: "Okay!" Come on! I'm very busy right now, and I have something to say! It's okay to fuck off! ”

Cheng Hong......

When I don't salute, you say I'm rude, I salute, and you're annoyed!

As soon as Cheng Hong saw Li Er's appearance, he went straight to it~

Cheng Hong pulled a chair and sat down, Li Er looked at it and frowned: "If you don't learn and don't know how to do it, you don't have any politeness at all, did I give you to sit down?" ”

"Oh! The son asks to be seated! ”

"Don't!"

"Oh! The son asks for a brocade pier! ”

Well? Li Er was stunned, and there was this kind of operation: "Don't allow it!" ”

"Oh! The retainer asks for a Maza! ”

"Don't sit on anything!" Li Er is furious! What kind of thing~ You came here to introduce the type of seat?

"Oh!"

"Poof!" Cheng Hong sat on the ground!

……

Li Eryi looked at Cheng Hong's style and rubbed his forehead~ The skull hurts!

"Get up! What does a dignified prince look like! Have a seat! Have a seat! "Li Er, this is to see, Cheng Hong is wronged and sincerely ran here to add to the blockage!

Li Er watched Cheng Hong sit back on the chair, picked up the tea bowl next to him and took a sip......

Li Er pointed to Cheng Hong and Fang Xuanling next to him and said, "See?" This is the prince of our Tang Dynasty! Like a scoundrel! ”

Cheng Hong took a sip of tea, put the tea bowl in a good time, and said seriously: "Father, because my surname is Cheng!" ”

……

There is such an old saying ~ toad has no hair ~ follow the roots! It's definitely fitting to put it here!

Li Er doesn't have a temper at all now: "Say! Say! Tell the story! Fuck off! ”

Cheng Hong still wanted to defend himself, but looking at Li Er's impatient face, for the sake of his ass~ Don't tease! Let's get down to business!

"Your Majesty! The minister received a letter from Shicheng ~ Zhangxiong, Dorjee, Tibet, and Nepal came to pay homage! It's just that the four countries have some contradictions and need to mediate! And this matter must be done by His Royal Highness King Wu!

Therefore, the minister asked for a decree ~ quickly recruit His Royal Highness King Wu into Chang'an......"

Li Er......

I didn't know it was going to happen! Do you still need to say it? Aren't I afraid that Li Ke will hurt Datang's face when he comes back? Otherwise, do you think I'll put up your seat here?

And what Cheng Hong said just now was not his father, but His Majesty, what does this mean? Business? Why do you use you for business?

"Little Leather Monkey! Don't talk about the useless! This matter is in the public, you are the Shaoqing of Honglu Temple! Receiving envoys from all over the world is your job!

Yu private, for the sake of Jiangnan Dongdao Ke'er sleeping with you, you shouldn't let it go! You know~ it was your idea ......"

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Horizontal cart! Lee, unreasonable, Shimin! I didn't let your son go to someone's house to rob someone's daughter-in-law!

Cheng Hong touched his nose: "Father, I didn't say there was no way!" There is such a sentence ~ The bell must be tied to the bell! But at least there has to be a bell! Now that the two bells are in Qingzhou, how can you let Erchen think of a way! ”

……

"This ~ Cheng Hong, go out for a walk with me!"

"No!"

When he arrived at the pavilion in front of the Divine Dragon Palace, Li Er stood still: "Say it!" What the hell do you think? ”

Cheng Hong scratched his head: "I haven't thought about it yet!" There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge! Anyway, it's like this, what else can happen? Diplomatic rhetoric! ”

"Diplomatic rhetoric? What do you mean? You'd better explain it clearly, after all, it's not nice to make a fuss! The impact is not good! ”

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Do you still know that the impact is bad?

Cheng Hong thought for a while and said: "Father, my son-in-law thinks it's better to recall His Royal Highness King Wu!" After all, this matter will come to an end sooner or later, and if he doesn't come back, this matter will never be over!

Moreover~ the Nibharats have sent people, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to feel at ease if they don't see their princess! If we don't let you see it~ and the etiquette is not harmonious! ”

"I also want to recall, but ~ if this matter is for Ke'er to come back, then there is no room for reversal! You've got to at least come up with a more reliable solution, right? ”

It seems that Li Er has long wanted to recall Li Ke, but there has always been this thing in the middle, and there is no way to call it!

Cheng Hong also scratched his head: "This matter~ To be honest, we still don't take care of it, but Tibet is also responsible!" After all, they accepted our dowry, and he said he wouldn't pursue it.

When the time comes, we can only play tricks, one push six, two, five! Let's just say we don't know! As for the princess of the two countries~ it is said that Tibet married voluntarily!

We don't know which is the princess of Zhangxiong, and we don't know which is the princess of Nepal! The dowry is all given! As for what's going on inside~ Let them ask Tibet to go! ”

"What's this called?" Li Er said angrily!

Cheng Hong explained: "Father, you haven't understood yet~ We don't take care of what to say about this matter, but let's say so~ Three points are true and seven points are false, and the rest is for Tibet to say!"

If Tibet opens his mouth, he will definitely shirk his responsibility! It's all on Datang! But when they speak, will anyone still believe? ”