Chongzhen looked at these big-headed soldiers depressedly and said, "This son is just a little harder in the background, what do you have to admire?" ”

"Benefactor!"

One of the big-headed soldiers rushed forward, looking like he wanted to hug Chongzhen, Chongzhen was almost scared to death, but fortunately, Tian Ergeng was quick and kicked over, and the big-headed soldier who kicked straight fell and gnawed.

The big-headed soldier got up aggrievedly and said, "The benefactor is me, my name is Chen Qi, if it wasn't for you last time, I Chen Qi was almost disemboweled by the governor!" ”

Chongzhen looked at this big-headed soldier carefully, and he suddenly remembered, wasn't he the big-headed soldier who was wrongfully accused of stealing food last time?

At that time, the helpless appearance of this big-headed soldier deeply pierced Chongzhen's heart.

But now that this big-headed soldier is not only full of red faces, but also fat, it is obvious that the food in the barracks is very good.

Chongzhen shook his fan and said with a smile, "Do you visit the kiln every day?" Aren't you afraid that the top will know about the military law? ”

The big-headed soldier named Chen Qi smiled and said, "What are you afraid of?" When the time comes, we will change our clothes, and my father-in-law will go to the kiln these days, why can't we normal men go to the kiln? ”

Chongzhen looked at this Chen Qi speechlessly, and said for a long time, "It's a pity that this kiln girl in Xuanfu is too ugly, and this son can't go on." ”

Chen Qi said exaggeratedly, "Won't it? Our kiln sisters in Xuanfu are all charming, how can they be ugly? Oh yes~ Everyone rumors that your benefactor is hard in the background, probably because you are used to seeing the famous prostitutes in the high-class kilns, right? Envy and envy!"

The rest of the big-headed soldiers said that if they could sleep with a famous prostitute once in their lives, it would be worth dying.

Chongzhen really doesn't want to talk to these rough people about the famous prostitutes of the kiln sister, to be honest, this Chongzhen is not only a straight man of steel, he also has a bit of a virgin complex, and he is really not interested in famous prostitutes or anything.

You must know that at the end of the Ming Dynasty, there was the famous Qin Huai Bayan, uh, in fact, to put it bluntly, there were eight prostitutes.

In the past, Chongzhen watched the crossing, but whoever traveled to the end of the Ming Dynasty, if he didn't have some sexual encounters with Bayan, it didn't seem to be a real man?

For those whore complexes of the traversers, Chongzhen wants to vomit, phew~ It's just a group of public panties, and I don't know how many men have worn it, you traversers still want to wear it? Isn't it dirty?

Chongzhen also expressed doubts about the beauty of those eight prostitutes who captivated the country and the city, take Chen Yuanyuan as an example!

The literati in history touted her beauty as the best in the world, she was simply a bubble of beauty, and as long as she was a man, she liked her.

It's a pity that Chongzhen in history didn't take a fancy to her and retreated her, which is embarrassing, the first beauty in the world touted by literati and inkmen, how can you not like an emperor?

It must be that this Chen Yuanyuan is too beautiful, so beautiful that it will bring disaster to the country and the people, Chongzhen in history is afraid that the beauty will mislead the country, so he will return her, well, that's it!

I have to say......

These literati are really obscene in order to praise prostitutes, Concubine Tian and Concubine Yuan of Chongzhen are all beauties of the country, and even Queen Zhou is very beautiful, if he Chongzhen is really afraid that the beauty will mislead the country, why not marry an ugly girl without salt and enter the palace to count the ball?

Later, Li Zicheng entered the capital, and Chen Yuanyuan didn't let Li Zicheng take a fancy to it, and Li Zicheng fell in love with a little palace maid in the Ming Palace...... Dou Meiyi.

May I ask?

Chen Yuanyuan is really a national color and a fragrance, and Li Zicheng can't look down on wool? On the contrary, it was cheaper Liu Zongmin, this bastard?

The literati have their own set of explanations, and that is because Li Zicheng is afraid of offending Wu Sangui, and Li Zicheng can't restrain his subordinates, phew......

The fart is afraid of offending Wu Sangui, in fact, Wu Sangui did not open Shanhaiguan because Chen Yuanyuan was robbed, because his father and his whole family are more likely to be chopped up.

Because as long as you are a normal person, who is more important, father or concubine? Besides, the father was chopped up, and the concubine was just robbed.

But those sour and rotten literati still sing every day about Chong Guan and being angry, obsessed with Chen Yuanyuan's beauty, and touting her as the same national color and fragrance as Yang Guifei.

Phew, the crown of the wool is angry and red-faced?

Wu Sangui, a lover family, is a brute, his father and the whole family were chopped up, he has no feelings, but the concubine was robbed and made him angry?

Chongzhen didn't want to talk about any prostitutes with these rough people, so he simply found an excuse to escape, and then slipped back to Lu Xiangsheng's mansion.

As soon as Chongzhen came back, Lu Xiangsheng came.

In fact, this Lu Xiangsheng has been staring at Chongzhen, can he not come quickly?

Lu Xiangsheng is looking at Chongzhen now like looking at a plague god, if he can kick this dog emperor to the sky, I am afraid that he would have kicked it a long time ago.

Lu Xiangsheng organized the language and said respectfully, "Your Majesty, Lin Dan Khan and Huang Taiji failed to knock on the pass, and I am victorious, should Your Majesty return to the court?" ”

Chongzhen doesn't want to go back, what's good in the palace? The wind on the high wall can't blow in, and every day I see red walls and yellow tiles, suffocating to death!

Or the Tartar emperor of later generations, living in the garden all day long, when it is hot, there is a summer resort to go to the waves, and there is a cool thing to go out of the sky like going down to the south of the Yangtze River.

And what about Chongzhen?

Since Chongzhen crossed over, he was basically trapped in the Forbidden City every day, and rarely came out to wave, but now he finally ran out and waved, and he hasn't waved enough!

The blue sky is full of white clouds, and the horses are running under the white clouds, and he really wants to ride a horse to the grassland for a wave, and by the way, there will be a real open-air barbecue, and the whole mutton will be roasted to eat.

Chongzhen smiled faintly, "I know, Lu Aiqing, you go down first, I went shopping for a day today, I am really tired, and I want to rest early." ”

His Majesty the Emperor drove people away, even though Lu Xiangsheng wanted to talk about some more big truths, but he had to retreat sullenly.

Chongzhen saw that Lu Xiangsheng was gone, he hurriedly packed up his things, and then called Tian Ergeng, brought the brocade guards, and slipped out before the city gate was closed, and the group went straight to the prairie.

This big-tailed sheep is a kind of sheep unique to the grassland, with a large and fat tail, and the meat is delicate and fragrant.

Chongzhen is going to go to the grassland to make waves and barbecue by the way, but Huang Taiji has already turned the waves on the grassland, and he can't wait to be happy.

There are quite a lot of tribes large and small on the grassland, and although Huang Taiji has lost the infantry and slave soldiers, the elite cavalry is still there!

Relying on these cavalry to rob a few small tribes is not easy to capture? Robbed and robbed, Huang Taiji was actually addicted?

And the cavalry of the Tartars also robbed it happily, they had long forgotten all the clansmen who were struggling on the starvation line, and it was really a nation that started by robbery, and had no heart!