Chapter 65 Dignity and Order
Guan Zhutou explained yesterday that no one was allowed to make trouble in the cave room, so those officials helped clean up the yard and left, and even Pan Er, Zhu and Datou were driven back to the paper shop by Aunt Guan. Aunt Guan was the last to go, and before leaving, she took the courtyard door from the outside and let the little couple spend candles in the cave room inside.
It is said that Gentle Township is a hero's mound, Han Xiufeng knows the taste of marrow, and he doesn't think about it when he is on the third pole in the sun.
However, the small family lives a small life, there is no mother-in-law, no maid, and when you are hungry, you have to get up to do it. Thinking that Qin'er hadn't eaten anything last night, she must be very hungry at this time, so Han Xiufeng put on her clothes and prepared to make a fire to wash rice for lunch.
As soon as I opened the door, I heard the big head talking outside the courtyard.
"Pan Er, do you have a mother-in-law?"
"Yes, not only mothers-in-law, but also two babies."
The big head squatted under the corner of the wall, looked at Pan Er sitting on the threshold, and then looked back at the pillar squatting on the left, and said enviously: "Pillar, Pan Er has a mother-in-law, and you also have a mother-in-law, but you didn't marry into the door." Now that the fourth brother has also married his mother-in-law, I am the only one left, what do you say, I don't want to be a bachelor for the rest of my life like the eighth master. ”
Zhu Zi didn't expect him to say this, so he couldn't help laughing and scolding: "You still want to marry your mother-in-law like this?" ”
The big head said unconvinced: "The fourth brother can marry his mother-in-law, you can marry his mother-in-law, why can't I marry!" ”
Zhu Zi was about to ask him if he had any money, when Pan Er suddenly stretched out his leg and kicked his head.
"Pan Er, why are you kicking me?"
"What did you just say?" Pan Er stared at him and asked.
The big head thought for a while, and said with a blank face: "I said that the fourth brother can marry his mother-in-law, and the pillar can marry his mother-in-law......"
Before he could finish speaking, Pan Er kicked him again and asked with a straight face: "Big head, the fourth brother is married to his mother-in-law, but can you say what your mother-in-law says?" ”
"Then what do you say, isn't your mother-in-law just your mother-in-law?"
The pillar reacted, poked his head and said, "You should call your sister-in-law!" ”
"Calling sister-in-law, oh, calling sister-in-law is better than calling mother-in-law."
The big head thought it made sense, and thought that although he was kicked twice, he didn't need to worry about Pan Er. As a result, Pan Er not only kicked him just now, but also kicked the pillar again.
The pillar is not as good at talking as the big head, and he got up and said: "Pan Er, let you take care of the accounts for a day, did your turtle son forget who he is?" Dare to kick me, see how I can restrain you! ”
"Wait," Seeing that the pillar was about to kick when he raised his legs, Pan Er hurriedly said: "Zhuzi, you listen to me first, if what I say is not right, you will kick it again, if what I say is reasonable, you will have to call my second brother in the future." Listen to the fourth brother when the fourth brother is there, and you have to listen to me when the fourth brother is away. ”
"Okay, you say it first, I want to hear what your turtle son can say."
Pan Erle was happy, put down the abacus and account book sandwiched under his armpit, and pointed to the small courtyard behind him: "Hear me clearly, the fourth brother is now an official, not a flat-headed person like you and me." You help others handle funerals at two ends in three days, you should know what it means to be a concubine, a different from dignity and order, the fourth brother has a noble status, whether or not he fills the vacancy, he is an official master, you and the eldest head can call the official a brother and a brother? ”
"The fourth brother is an official master, but the fourth brother is also my brother, the three of us are playing together, the fourth brother can't look down on you Pan Er can't look down on me and the big head!"
"Yes, yes, the fourth brother values love and righteousness, so naturally he will not look down on you. But the fourth brother is going to fill the vacancy and become an official, if he still calls you a brother and brother as before, other officials will look down on him, and those people who go out will not be afraid of him, and even this official will not be stable. ”
"But isn't the fourth brother still an official?"
"Not now, but in the future." Pan Er pointed to the big head and said very seriously: "Big head, you listen to me, you can call the fourth brother here, or you can call the sister-in-law, but you can't change it if you want to change it after the shouting is smooth, so you can't shout like this." ”
The big head looked at the pillar, thinking that it sounded a little reasonable, and subconsciously asked, "Then why shout?" ”
Pan Er wasn't joking with them, and said with a serious face: "Don't talk about you Yuan Datou when you go out, even I, Pan Changsheng, am also the fourth brother's family." Do you know what family is called, it is the descendant of the fourth brother's family. So in the future, when I see the fourth brother, I will call the master, and when I see the sister-in-law, I will call the lady. ”
The big head said stupidly: "But the fourth brother is not old." ”
"Then call the young master, anyway, you can't call the fourth brother anymore, and you can't say anything about the mother-in-law, you know."
"Yes."
"Pillar, do you know?"
The three of them played small and big together, and they were not used to calling the pillar so much, but they couldn't shout, and said stupidly: "I'm different from you, and I don't go to the capital with you, no matter how big an official the fourth brother is, he used to be my fourth brother and then my fourth brother." ”
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Han Xiufeng heard it clearly and couldn't help laughing.
"Fourth brother, are you up?" The big head shell is not easy to make, but the ears are particularly pointed, and when he heard the laughter, he immediately got up and asked.
"Get up, come in." Han Xiufeng walked over and opened the courtyard door.
"What did you just tell you?" Pan Er glared at him, but in the face of Han Xiufeng, who was looking at him with a smile, he didn't know what to call for a while, and he couldn't shout if he wanted to shout "master" or "young master".
Han Xiufeng looked at his embarrassed appearance, and couldn't help but say: "Brother Pan, I heard all what you said just now, it makes sense to think about it, but it's all my own brothers, if I really call me like that, I don't dare to agree." ”
"Fourth brother, I'm thinking about ......"
"I know your good intentions, otherwise, in the future, I will shout in front of outsiders as you just said, and we will still be brothers when there are no outsiders."
"Okay, I'll listen to you."
"Come in, what does the gate of the main station look like?"
"Okay," Pan Er walked into the courtyard, subconsciously looked at the east wing, and asked with a smile: "Fourth brother, where is my sister-in-law?" ”
"Brother Pan, what kind of eyes are you?"
Han Xiufeng turned to look at the kitchen, and the three of them followed his gaze, only to see Qin'er changing into an ordinary woman's clothes and busy making lunch in the kitchen.
"Sister-in-law, don't get your hands dirty, let the big head do these jobs in the future."
"It's okay, you go to the hall and sit ......" Qin'er blushed, not knowing what to call them, and didn't know what to say, so she hurriedly squatted down and added firewood to the fire.
Up to the hall, down to the kitchen.
If a wife is like this, what more can a husband ask for!
Han Xiufeng was moved for a while, and hurriedly said: "Qin'er, listen to Brother Pan, let the big head do it at noon." ”
"It's okay, I'll do it, and help my mother do it every day at home."
"If you can do it, you have to wait for a while to do it, come, get to know it, this is Brother Pan, the young shopkeeper of our hometown Tongxingdang, Brother Pan is the second in the family, and he will call the second brother in the future." After Han Xiufeng introduced Pan Er, he turned around and said, "This is a pillar, you should recognize it." This is the big head, and the three of us are playing small and big together. ”
It's important to do lunch, but the number of etiquette is even more important.
Qin'er hurriedly went to wash her hands, and then walked in front of the three of them, with her right hand facing up and her left hand facing down, putting her fingers together, placing them in front of her, squatting slightly, and blushing and saying shyly: "Second brother is good, two uncles are good." ”