255. Happy

"Big brother, you don't let me insert Liu Zhang and Zhang Lu, and you don't give me itchy whips and whip the lieutenant soldiers, then you take me to Yizhou, squatting in this place where birds don't lay eggs, how long do you want to squat? I knew that I would change with my second brother, stay in Jingzhou, beat Cao Cao at the top, and Sun Quan at the bottom, how happy I am, and I don't benefit from the state's Laoshi son. ”

Zhang Fei used to be a butcher, regardless of whether the pig barked or not, it was all a knife down, the white knife went in and the red knife came out, and now he was blocking a breath, Liu Bei didn't let Zhang Fei intervene, which was uncomfortable, before in Jingzhou, Zhang Fei could still go to Liu Chan to ask for some wine, suppress the anger, came to Yizhou, no wine and no happiness, even whipping soldiers, Liu Bei was noisy, and he was in charge, Zhang Fei felt that there was no way to live,

"By the way, big brother, tell me, what are you waiting for? I have nothing to do, no matter who the eldest brother is waiting for, I will go to capture it for the eldest brother, just like the last time I visited the thatched house, Zhuge Military Master is a turtle hair, you have to let me beat him, I have to run three times, you want me to make a move, drag it and leave, it will be over a long time ago. Besides, after a long time, they can't wait to do things with their eldest brother, I am hungry for good food and drink! ”

Zhang Fei couldn't understand, just Zhuge Liang's thin body, like a weak chicken, Liu Bei had to treat Zhuge Liang well, and obeyed his words, and even when he went to bed at night, the three brothers of Taoyuan were happy, with Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei also kicked Zhang Fei out of bed from time to time, and did not give Zhang Fei a bed, so angry that Zhang Fei could only squat on the ground and drink stuffy wine.

"Yide, what do you know, before coming to Yizhou, Zhuge Military Division instructed that you must not do it yourself, even if Liu Zhang and his concubine go to bed tonight and toss for their lives, we can't take Yizhou. I have already given Liu Cong a letter of repair, Liu Cong's father Liu Biao is older than Liu Zhang's father Liu Yan, and it has been passed down from generation to generation, so Liu Cong can persuade Liu Zhang to be the most suitable for Zen. Yide, don't you want to think about my first-born son, whose name is Liu Chan, waiting for someone else's Zen position to give me. "Liu Bei got Zhuge Liang, he is really like a fish in water, only Zhuge Liang can understand Liu Bei in this world, being a procrastinator, that is not grinding, it is thoughtful, crying and crying when doing things, not fragile and incompetent, it is benevolence and compassion, Liu Bei likes Zhuge Liang's subordinates the most, knows the cold and knows the warmth, blows the bull, Liu Bei flutters, and flies in the sky, Liu Bei and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are brothers in life and death, but Zhuge Liang is a confidant, "Calculate the time, Liu Cong is almost here, Jingzhou has less Liu Cong, Yun Chang has less restraint, Better use of your punches. As soon as Liu Cong arrives, I will persuade Liu Cong again, and let Liu Cong persuade Liu Zhang. When I went to visit the virtuous talents and invited Zhuge Junshi out of the mountain, I relied on persuasion, but I persuaded you and my second brother not to burn down Zhuge Junshi's thatched house. ”

"Hey, big brother, when you say this, I'm even more angry. Zhuge Villager does have two brushes, he can calculate the accounts clearly, and occasionally he can offer a few stinkers' tricks, but Liu Zhang, Liu Cong, this kind of rat, you shouldn't bother with it, it hurts your brain, as long as you give the order, I will break them with a spear, and Zhang Lu's old man is the same, I inserted this fake magic stick, this little sesame mung bean thing in Yizhou, how can it be cool to attack Cao Cao. Zhang Fei was bored, pulled out the Zhangba snake spear, wrapped it around his waist and turned around a few times, and inserted it into the ground, staring at a pair of copper bell-like eyes, begging Liu Bei bitterly, Zhang Fei was so idle that the egg hurt, there was no fish and no vegetables in Yizhou, and the food and drink were all mountain goods, Zhang Fei was going to be unable to stay, "Big brother, I really can't drag it out, if I drag it again, I will become a mountain savage, and when I go back to Jingzhou, my beard and hair are as long as my hair, and my mother-in-law at home will definitely not recognize it." Big brother, if you don't intervene in them, and you don't whip me to the soldiers in the army, isn't this forcing me to death? ”

"Third brother, are you here again? Have you forgotten what your eldest brother said when he married in Taoyuan? If you don't decide on big things, listen to the big ones, and if you don't decide on small things, after the three of you discuss them, you will listen to the big ones. It's only been a few years, why did you change your mind? When you come to Yizhou, it's the door of someone else's house, you are arguing with me here, and then you will be laughed at by others, you can't vent your anger on others, and at that time, it will be even more uncomfortable to endure it. "Liu Bei has a headache, the second brother Guan Yu is too arrogant, he doesn't like to open his mouth when he sees anyone, he doesn't understand the world, and he doesn't have a good relationship with anyone, after all, no one likes to chat with a person who looks at him with his nostrils, calling him brother and brother, the third brother Zhang Fei is too reckless, full of foul language, and he is going to beat people at every turn, if he doesn't start to be ruthless, the injured person basically can't live for an hour or two, Zhang Fei's pork business has already been lost, "Third brother, don't think crookedly, obediently accompany the eldest brother to wait a few more days, come, give the eldest brother a smile, you are different from the second brother." , You are impulsive, not likable, you love to have a black face, easy to offend people, this is also the reason why the eldest brother has always taken you by your side, I am for your good. ”

Zhang Fei still wanted to be anxious with Liu Bei, but suddenly a person ran in from outside the door, it was Zhang Song and Zhang Yongnian, who had come all the way to join Liu Bei before.

"Great joy! Lord, someone is coming from Jingzhou, and his subordinates are guarding the city wall every day, not daring to squat their heads, drinking the northwest wind, and finally seeing soldiers and horses coming from Jingzhou. There are not many people who come, but they are full of momentum, the fragrance is thousands of miles, and the subordinates can smell the faint fragrance when they stand at the head of the city. This must be Liu Bei's letter, it worked, and Jingzhou came to friendly forces. Zhang Song changed to a new master, returned to Yizhou and suffered the white eyes of his former boss Liu Zhang, and was squeezed out, but Zhang Song did not feel wronged, Liu Bei's clever mouth, too good at speaking, blowing Zhang Song fluttering, what to get forever, has already got half of the country, such as a tiger with wings and the like, so that Zhang Song compared himself to Guan Zhong and Zhang Liang, even if Liu Bei sent Zhang Song to squat on the wall, guarding the city gate, day by day by the cool breeze to the teeth are soft, and happy, "Lord, subordinates congratulate the lord, when the lord enters Yizhou, it is just around the corner, His subordinates had already sent someone to inform Liu Zhoumu and ask him to open the city gate and welcome him into the city. ”

Liu Bei cried with joy, tears of happiness flowed from the corners of his eyes, and finally waited.

This Liu Cong is really a good baby taught by Liu Biao, and he knows how to respect the old and love the young, is willing to take care of Liu Bei, and is obedient and obedient, so he rushed to Yizhou so quickly, it is estimated that after receiving Liu Bei's letter, he began to work non-stop.

"Let's go! Check it out! Yongnian, these days, you have worked hard, and your contribution is indispensable, and when I see Zhuge Junshi, I will personally show you the credit to Zhuge Junshi, so that he can be recorded in the merit book. By the way, Yongnian, is the person who came really my astute cousin Liu Cong? Don't be dazzled, recognize the wrong person, and make jokes. Liu Bei wiped a handful of tears, his hands were wet, and he hurriedly went up to help Zhang Song.