Chapter 297: Checking Homework
The sun is warm, the years are quiet, and the reading voice of the bear children is particularly loud.
Zhu Ping'an sat opposite the bear child, in the bear child's bitter and hateful reading, quietly and leisurely persistent brush on the rice paper to write green words, for some reason, looking at the bear child's bitter and hateful fat face, the spring of literature and thought was extraordinary:
"I would like to play this year's Enke, and we will be pious and honest on the same day. Recommend Jin Ying with the order, and taste the taste of five bitterness. When the jade calendar is added, auspicious is the end of the four seasons. Beidou Huiyin, Xingnuan always follow the Yongdu. The east wind thaws, and the pond is frosty"
The sun outside gradually turned to the middle, the sun shone in through the window, the early spring sun was warm, it stretched out its warm hand, rubbing people all over the body.
When Zhu Ping'an wrote the third green poem, a small servant came at a trot outside, and replied that the Hou Ye was back and asked the bear child to go to the vestibule to greet him. Hou Ye is the eldest lord of the Hou Mansion, who inherited the title of Marquis of Linhuai after the death of the old Hou Yexian, and went out on business some time ago, and now he has only returned.
When the bear child heard the news of his father's return, his fat face was frightened. This bear child is not afraid of the sky, not afraid of the earth, but afraid of his father.
However, thinking that he had memorized all his homework this time, the bear child's fat face returned to normal, and even thought that his father was satisfied with this homework, what did he ask for. Then I saw Zhu Ping'an sitting opposite, well, I want my father to drive this dirt bun out.
"What, are you scared?" Zhu Ping'an hooked the corners of his lips, looked at the bear child and asked with a smile.
"Who is afraid, hum, the master has long been backwards. It's like you're stupid, and you still memorize typos, hum! ”
Bear children stinky farts can't do it. shook his fat face and snorted. Walking out with small thick legs, it was only when he stepped over the threshold. A certain bear child almost fell and ate because his face was raised too high and he didn't see the road well.
"Oh, don't make a mistake like I did."
Zhu Ping'an hooked the corners of his lips and said a kind word to the figure of the bear child leaving.
"Hmph, the master won't be like you dirt buns!"
The bear child turned his head and shook his fat face at Zhu Ping'an defiantly, and then walked to the vestibule with his little thick legs in high spirits.
No one in the Hou Mansion invited him to the vestibule, so Zhu Ping'an didn't go to the vestibule to join in the fun, and cleaned up the desk. He returned to his room. On the way back to his guest room, Zhu Ping'an found that the Hou Mansion was much busier today than yesterday, and the maids and maids kept coming and going, as if they were grandmothers who went to the temple to pray for blessings.
In the midst of their busyness, these maids saw Zhu Ping'an, and they didn't forget to roll their eyes. These days, there will be a few more bad versions of the so-called Zhu Ping'an in the Hou Mansion every moment, and it is strange that Zhu Ping'an can have a good impression.
When Zhu Ping'an returned to the guest room, the bear child had already entered the vestibule.
At this time, the vestibule was very lively, and the old man who went out on business came back. The eldest grandmother and ** grandmother who went to the temple to pray for blessings also returned, and several young ladies from the Hou Mansion, including Li Shu, also went to the vestibule.
Li Shu and the uncle, the eldest aunt, and the second aunt met the ceremony, and after a few words of greetings without nutrition, they led the little girl with the bun to sit aside. Raising the corners of their eyebrows, they looked at the whole family and seemed to greet each other affectionately.
The old man of the Hou Mansion is very distinctive, how to say it, he is very fat. is a little similar to Li Shu's father, but he is much fatter than Li Shu's father. I feel like I'm going to be able to breathe when I walk. The old man of the Hou Mansion had three strands of beard on his chubby face, and he seemed to be closer to Sven Qingya. It's a pity that the tiger is not an anti-cat, but like a potato with three whiskers.
Generally speaking, fat people are more kind, but the appearance of this lord of the Hou Mansion is more severe, giving people a feeling of not being approachable, wearing a four-square scarf, wearing a regimental collar shirt, and a belt around his waist.
"Gong'er is here, let my mother take a look."
As soon as the bear child Li Yangong entered the door, a woman in the vestibule called out with joy. This woman is the grandmother of the Hou Mansion, who looks like a woman in her thirties in her forties, combing her sideburns and flat head, sweeping her sideburns and forehead hair upwards to form a flat bun, and her fluffy and curly hairline gives people a sense of dignified and elegant. The collar is smeared with dark blue and woven into silver wisps, with flying true purple double rings to knot the golden glow, and the whole body is bright.
It's just that compared with the two aunts who are next to the lord of the Hou Mansion who are attentive, the eldest grandmother is still compared.
The two young and beautiful aunts went out on business with the eldest lord to serve
"Mother~~" When the bear child saw the eldest grandmother, he rushed over with joy, and suddenly threw himself into the arms of the eldest grandmother, and sprinkled coquettishly.
Seeing this scene, the second aunt, who was attentive beside the eldest lord of the Hou Mansion, clenched the handkerchief in her hand without a trace.
Li Yangong was originally born to the second aunt, but as soon as he landed, he was hugged by the eldest grandmother and raised in the name of the eldest grandmother, all of which were registered on the family tree. This is also a secret matter of the Hou Mansion, which was ordered by the eldest lord to be sealed, and the eldest grandmother attached more importance to it, but all those who spread rumors were sold, but the mouth of the people was more important than the defense of Sichuan, and there were still many people in the Hou Mansion who knew about it.
is his own son, but he can only call himself aunt! Call that woman mother!
Every time the second aunt of the long house sees the eldest grandmother and the bear child making love, she always has blood churning in her heart, like a bone in her throat, but the eldest grandmother likes to tease the bear child very much in front of her, show her affection, and change her tricks to show off a new level and new height, just like this time.
"A loving mother is a loser! Gong'er, come here, let Father see how your homework is. ”
The old man of the Hou Mansion said with a straight face, and then called the bear child to check his homework.
"Look at you, what are you yelling, you can't be quieter." The eldest grandmother held the bear child in her arms and whispered to the eldest master of the Hou Mansion.
"What do you know about a woman, come over and pay tribute." The eldest lord of the Hou Mansion glared.
Then, under the glaring of the Lord of the Hou Mansion, the bear child walked to the Lord of the Hou Mansion with his little thick legs.
"How's your homework going?" The eldest lord of the Hou Mansion looked at the bear child and asked.
"I've memorized it all." The bear child raised a fat face, full of confidence.
Well? It is very rare to see the bear child so confident when he asks questions and homework, the lord of the Hou Mansion is a little surprised, and then he is greatly relieved, Yan Zhou participated in the test, Yan Gong is also sensible, and knows that he has learned, well, good, good.
However, the eldest master of the Hou Mansion will not show his gratification, so as not to let the bear child breed pride.
"Memorized everything? You know the consequences of lying! So, the old man of the Hou Mansion glared at him, "Then recite "Turtle Although Shou" with me." ”
Originally, the bear child was still full of confidence, but the bear child who was stared at by the lord of the Hou Mansion had weak legs and stomach, especially the consequences of lying, you know the consequences of lying, and the bear child was scared enough, and the scenes of the father's severe punishment in the past came to his heart again.
Then, the bear child was confused in his heart and forgot the words, "Turtle Although Shou", what is it
"Bear."
At this critical juncture, the eldest master of the Hou Mansion was in a voice again.
This voice scared the bear child into a thrill, and the bear child's reflexive mouth came:
"Although the turtle is thin, it also has a bit of meat, so let's stew the soup first, and then gnaw the meat"
The voice is clear, the words are clear, catchy, and full of rhythm, and at this moment, the voice of the bear child resounded throughout the room.
Although the turtle lost weight in these few words, the room suddenly became quiet.
A few seconds later
The suppressed roar of the lord of the Hou Mansion squirted up a handful of hair that fell from the bear child's head.
If it weren't for the fact that the eldest grandmother was quick to catch the bear child in her arms, the eldest lord of the Hou Mansion pressed the bear child on his leg and rubbed it.
"What are you burning about, the child is still young." The eldest grandmother protected the bear child and comforted the eldest master of the Hou Mansion.
"I'm on fire? What do you know about a woman, although the turtle is thin, stewed soup and gnawed meat, if outsiders hear this, the whole capital must not laugh at me Li Tingzhu's godson has no way! "The eldest lord of the Hou Mansion was furious, and the seven orifices were about to spew smoke.
"What are you yelling at, the homework is not just this one, I will be able to memorize the next one." The eldest grandmother protected the bear child, found a step for the bear child and the eldest master, and then pinched the bear child's palm and motioned for the bear child to make a statement.
"Well, that one doesn't count just now, I can do it next." The bear child is not very confident.
"Then you memorize the "Returning to the Hometown Doll Book")" The anger of the lord of the Hou Mansion decreased slightly, but his face was still very bad.
"The young and the old man who left home and went back"
"The country accent has not changed, and the sideburns have declined."
Under the gaze of the eldest master of the Hou Mansion, the bear child opened his mouth and recited it, and he memorized it quite familiarly, and there was no typo.
"Look, I'm Gong'er who doesn't carry this very well." The big grandmother said in a round game.
"What are you talking about, let Gong'er continue to carry it." The eldest lord of the Hou Mansion interrupted the eldest grandmother's words with a glare, and then turned his head to look at the bear child and said with a cold fat face.
What a stern face!
At this moment, the bear child was scared again, and the bear child once again reflexively opened his mouth:
"The young and the old man who left home and went back"
"The country accent has not changed, and the sideburns have declined."
"Children don't know each other"
"Laugh and ask the fat man, who are you?"
Laugh and ask the fat man, who are you? Fatty, you, yes, who?! Fatso! This time it poked at the back scales of the Hou Mansion, the Hou Mansion is very fat, but he is the most taboo for others to say that he is fat.
That's good, who are you, fat man, and ask with a special smile!
Smiled and asked the fat man who are you, and after this sentence, the room suddenly became quiet.
A few seconds later
"I'm your father!"
The suppressed roar of the lord of the Hou Mansion, the sound of slap rubbing, accompanied by the scream of a bear child killing a pig, resounded throughout the room.
"It's all to blame on that dirt bun." The bear child screams when he is beaten.
"You're still making excuses!" The eldest lord of the Hou Mansion raised his voice again, and his resting hand was raised again.
Friction Friction (To be continued......)