Chapter 389: Suicide
"Okay, let's cover up, it's fair."
Xiao Liu looked at the scenery along the street, which was very lively.
I saw someone buying roasted sweet potatoes on the side, and pulled Uncle Huang over, "This, I want this." ”
She pointed to a sweet potato that looked better.
The vendor wrapped it in paper and handed it to Xiao Liu: "Two copper plates." ”
Xiao Liu took the sweet potato and walked forward, and Guan Yu is Nangong Han also followed.
The vendor hurriedly stepped forward to stop the two: "Hey, you haven't paid yet." ”
Xiao Liu immediately looked at the imperial uncle behind him: "He gives money." ”
Nangong Han also looked back, and suddenly remembered that when they went out, they asked Liufeng to wait in the mansion and didn't let them follow.
I can't do it, I can only touch it on my body, and then take out a few golden tickets.
The lowest face value is 100 gold.
looked at Xiao Liu helplessly, "I didn't bring broken silver." ”
Xiao Liu handed the sweet potato to Uncle Huang to hold, touched it on his body, and then took out a stack of silver tickets.
The smallest one is five hundred taels.
She looked at the vendor, and the vendor looked at the two of them.
The vendor suspected that these two people had deliberately come to him to show off, this was to show off their wealth, really, he had evidence.
"I didn't break the silver."
Xiao Liu handed over the silver ticket of five hundred taels.
The vendor hurriedly retreated: "I don't have the money to return." ”
He has a small business and has never seen so much money in his life.
Xiaoliu looked at Uncle Huang and blinked: What should I do? Nangong Han glanced at the snack shop next to him, "Wait a minute." ”
He went in, bought some preserved fruit or something, and came out.
handed a piece of broken silver (ten taels) to the vendor: "No need to look for it." ”
The vendor was still stunned, and thanked him blankly: "Thank you, uncle." ”
Xiaoliu nibbled on the sweet potato, "Uncle Huang, next time you go out, let's bring some broken silver, it's so inconvenient, and bring some copper plates." ”
"It's inconvenient, that's heavy."
Nangong Han had a bag of broken silver hanging around his waist, almost a hundred taels.
The others were exchanged for silver tickets.
Suddenly, seeing the gathering in front of him, Xiao Liu hurriedly squeezed in.
I saw a man on the window on the third floor who wanted to commit suicide, and the people below were persuading.
"Come down, what can't you think of, what is there to think of slowly, you can't solve the problem by death."
"Hey, don't die, don't die if you want to die, don't die in my teahouse, what will I do in my business if you die?"
The shopkeeper at the bottom slapped his legs and shouted.
The man upstairs had already collapsed with one leg outside, and he was riding in the air: "It's useless for anyone to stop me, I'm going to die today, I don't want to live." ”
Xiaoliu was puzzled: "Is suicide prevalent on the street here?" Or is this teahouse feng shui different from other places? ”
"I guess it's good feng shui."
Nangong Han agreed.
The shopkeeper turned his head and glared at the two of them: "What are you talking about, are you so gloating?" ”
Xiaoliu tilted his head: "Human words, don't you understand?" ”
Then he was next to Uncle Huang: "You help me see, is he a monster or something, he can't understand human words." ”
Nangong Han glanced at the shopkeeper seriously, "I can't see it, maybe the Tao is too high." ”
"Poof...... Hahaha......"
The people around him started laughing.
The shopkeeper was so angry that he smoked: ", where did you come from, bastard, don't talk nonsense here." ”
Xiao Liu timidly stepped back and hid behind the imperial uncle, poking out his head: "I came out of my mother's womb, aren't you?" ”
The shopkeeper probably knew that he couldn't please Xiaoliu so much, so he simply didn't bother to take care of it, and turned to look at the man who committed suicide upstairs.
"What can't you figure out, isn't it just a lack of money, you come down, I'll give you money."
The suicide man said disdainfully: "Keep your stinky money for your own use, I'm not rare!" ”
Xiao Liu stood up from behind Uncle Huang.
Nangong Han flicked her eyebrows and said dotingly: "Naughty." ”
Xiaoliu stuck out his tongue: "Hehe, don't you also cooperate with me." ”
Looking upstairs, the boy had already begun to step on his other leg, seeing that both legs were suspended in the air.
The people below exclaimed, and persuaded even more fiercely.
But it was of no use at all.
Xiaoliu touched his chin and suddenly shouted: "Hey, don't think about it, think about your daughter-in-law, if you die, how sad she should be."
Also, if you die, someone else will marry your wife, spend your money, occupy your property, sleep with your daughter-in-law, and beat your children. ”
The tears of the suicidal man slid down.
Everyone thought to themselves, it's good to cry, and if you cry, it means that the enlightenment will be successful, and you won't commit suicide.
The man shouted angrily: "My wife ran away and took away my money." ”
Xiao Liu pouted, licked his lips, and continued to shout: "Then you still have a brother!" It's not that women are like clothes, and men are like siblings. ”
"My wife ran away with my brother!"
The suicidal man was even more angry.
"Then you still have children!"
"the kids!"
"Die, don't live!"
"Good!"
The suicide man jumped deeply.
'Boom! The plasma on the ground slowly widened outward.
Xiao Liu opened his mouth and looked at Uncle Huang.
Nangong Han raised her chin and closed it for her: "It's okay to die, it's a waste of food for such a person to live." ”
Xiao Liu looked at the corpse on the ground, isn't it, it's really dead? The people around him pointed to Xiao Liu, "It's really a loss of conscience, it actually makes people die, they all persuade people to live, how can anyone let people die." ”
"She looks like a very good girl, why is she so ruthless."
"Some people are good and evil, and such people really deserve to go to hell......"
As soon as the speaker said the word hell, he was grabbed by the neck and raised.
The feet gradually lift off the ground.
Nangong Han's eyes were cold: "If there is hell, you might as well explore the way first!" ”
"Ah......h
The people who were still accusing Xiaoliu just now retreated one after another, looking at Nangong Han in fear.
"No, let it go...... I ......"
The person who was choked kicked with both feet, and his hands struggled to break Nangong Han's hands.
Nangong Han was ruthless, and the man's eyes were immediately blank, his lips moved, and he couldn't see what he was saying.
Xiao Liu hurriedly grabbed Uncle Huang's hand: "Let him go, be good, let it go." ”
This is public, don't make a big fuss, after all, it's not in the Southern Jin Dynasty, and there is no father and mother to help her wipe her ass when she gets into trouble.
She stood on tiptoe to reach him for his right hand, "Let go!" ”
Nangong Han's fingers let go, and the man fell to the ground, curled up in a ball, with bruised finger prints around his neck.
His face was already pale, and he had been panting heavily, and it took him a long time to regain his strength and crawl and run.
The people around hurriedly avoided Xiao Liu, and the two of them were three feet away, and they didn't dare to say that Xiao Liu's was not.
Nangong Han's body still exuded anger.
Xiaoliu held his hand: "Don't be angry, it's okay for him to say a few words." ”
"No, he said something he shouldn't have said, and he must die.
You won't go to hell, you'll just stay with me. ”
Nangong Han clenched Xiao Liu's hand and looked at her very seriously.
Xiaoliu smiled, "Okay, I will always be by your side, and we will always be together." ”
She hugged his waist and soothed his anger.
Feeling the delicate body in his arms, Nangong Han's heart gradually calmed down.
"What's going on, who reported that someone killed someone?"
The two catchers came over.
No one spoke, who dared to offend, that person's ruthlessness just now, that was a dead hand.
No one dared to look at Xiao Liu and the two, and they all said that they didn't know.
Xiao Er, who came with the arrest, hurriedly pointed at Xiao Liu: "It's her, she instigated to jump down, she is a murderer." ”
The shopkeeper waved his hand busily, and kept signaling Xiao Er not to say that.
But Xiao Er thought that the shopkeeper signaled him to hurry up and say, don't delay the opening of the store and do business.
"Yes, it's her, everyone has seen it, the person she killed."
The shopkeeper was so angry that he simply stood up and said, "It's not like this, it's this person who jumped down by himself, there is no such thing." ”
Then slapped Xiao Er on the back of the head: "You started talking nonsense again, I let you die, you can't go, who will really die because of someone else's words, I really don't know what to say, go back and wipe the table!" ”
kicked Xiao Er's ass and kicked the person away.
Xiao Liu covered his buttocks, turned back as he walked, and muttered: "That's it, I didn't tell a lie." ”
The shopkeeper laughed: "Let the official go for nothing, this person committed suicide in my teahouse, and the official should deal with it quickly." ”
Stuffed with silver.
The two catchers quickly checked it before they smiled and took the corpse.
"Let's go."
Nangong Han led Xiao Liu out.
Yanjing at night was very different, Xiao Liu and Nangong Han had been hanging out until dark.
She saw that the girls walked along the road with a very beautiful little lantern in their hands, and she liked it very much.
"Uncle Huang, I want that too."
"There's a sale there, let's go."
Nangong Han led her to a stall.
The stall owner is a scholar, and there are many calligraphy and paintings on the stall, a few fans on the table, and a very small and cute lantern.
The lantern depicts a woman holding a fan and wearing a veil.
Xiao Liu fell in love with this lantern at a glance: "Boss, how to sell this lantern, I want it." ”
The scholar stood up and bowed his hand apologetically: "I'm sorry, I made this lantern for someone else, and I can't sell it." ”
Xiaoliu thought, then forget it, a gentleman doesn't win people's love.
But I looked left and right, and there was just such a lantern on this stall.
She was a little lost.
Nangong Han couldn't see that she was unhappy, so he directly threw down a silver ticket and took the lantern.
"Take it."
Hand it to Little Liu.
Xiao Liu really liked it, and reached out to hold it in his hand, but he felt that it was not good: "He said that he promised others." ”
"Since he can do one, he can do the second, if you like it, it's yours, and we've already paid for it."
Nangong Han said as a matter of course.
"Is that right?"
How did she think that this statement was a little wrong.
"Of course yes, take it if you like, don't think so much."
"Oh."
Xiaoliu happily took it.
"This, this can't work, since I promised others, I naturally want to do it."
The scholar was first surprised by the denomination of the silver ticket.
I trembled a little when I held it, but it was five hundred taels.
All his paintings and calligraphy are not worth ten taels after they are sold.
But he still refused, the gentleman is honest, he can't break his trust.
"Pedantic."
Nangong Han took Xiaoliu and left.
"Stop!"
A woman ran up to her and saw that the lantern had been taken away.
angrily rushed to Xiaoliu to grab it.
Xiao Liu turned sideways to avoid it, but the veil was torn off: "What do you want to do?" ”
Luckily, it was night, and it wasn't very eye-catching.
"That lantern of yours is mine!"
The woman paused, then shouted.
"But it's mine now!"
Xiao Liu guarded it, and what Uncle Huang gave her was hers.
"Ah, you give it back to me!"
The woman reached out and grabbed it.
Xiao Liu took the end of the lantern and hit it with his handle, just hitting the woman's hand.
The woman cried out bitterly: "You rob me and beat people, see if I don't beat you!" ”
Pick up and slap it.
Nangong Han shook his sleeves, and the woman was directly fanned: "Quack." ”
Take Xiaoliu and leave.
Xiao Liu walked a few steps and turned around, sticking out his tongue and grimacing at the woman who got up.
The woman was so angry that she stomped her feet, her face pale.
"Hee-hee-hee, it's so pretty."
Xiaoliu got such a lantern, and he said he jumped when he walked.
Nangong Han reminded from time to time: "Look at the road and be careful of your step." ”
Until he returned to the other courtyard, Xiao Liu was still very excited.
Sitting on a chair, holding a small lantern in his hand and shaking it: "Why do people here like to hold a small lantern at night, is it a custom here?" ”