57. Eighteen dads
Pang Tong rolled up his sleeves, didn't care about losing face in front of Huang Yueying, and led the way for Liu Chan in embarrassment, making an appointment with the bullies on the street, preparing to find the field, and ran to the barracks in a very dog-legged manner.
Liu Chan's temporary military camp was stationed, and outside the camp gate, there were two groups of people pulling and arguing.
There are more than 20 people on one of the sides, Tai Shi Ci and Zhang He take the lead, all of whom were selected by Liu Chan from Liu Bei's army before, and belong to the recruits of Liu Chan's water army, and the other side is the defenders of the original Changsha county town, Huang Zhong and Wei Yan are in charge of the battle, and Tai Shi Ci and Zhang He are in charge, as for the old military doctor Hua Tuo has already pulled Zhang Zhongjing, the two hooked up, stood aside and watched the excitement, and the corners of their mouths were crooked with a smile.
"Humph! You're capable! Liu Chan was very angry, there were many subordinates who received it, so it didn't make Liu Chan worry-free, and the soldiers and horses under his command were not thousands, and as a result, infighting began. ”
"Ah, it's the lord, the lord is back, it's great."
"That's it, the lord is here, I don't think these people dare to be arrogant..."
"If the lord is in charge, he will definitely beat them up."
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Liu Chan's appearance made those soldiers excited, and they couldn't wait to pick up the guy and fight with each other, but Huang Zhong and Tai Shici were silent, knowing in their hearts that this time it was going to be bad, as Liu Chan's subordinates, they didn't have horns to help, but they blocked the door of the barracks to make trouble, which was a violation of military regulations.
"My lord, my subordinates don't dare. The subordinates brought Doctor Zhang here, but they were stopped at the door, which was undignified and embarrassed to the lord, so please forgive the lord. "Huang Zhong is the oldest, he has experienced a lot, and he has long been pessimistic about gains and losses, except for his only son Huang Xu, Huang Zhong doesn't care about those battles of will, seeing that Liu Chan is angry, he quickly knelt down and pleaded guilty.
"Lord, you came just in time, General Huang has been blocking his subordinates and not letting his subordinates do it, otherwise his subordinates would have already come out for the lord, I waited all the way through the mountains and rivers, but was blocked outside the camp by these few who don't know what to do, think about it, please give an order to the lord, and extend his wish to be the vanguard." Wei Yan was so angry, he brought so many soldiers and horses from Changsha County and defected to Liu Chan, Wei Yan was serious, but Tai Shici and Zhang He just didn't admit it and didn't let Wei Yan enter the camp.
Liu Chan squinted at Wei Yan, this Wei Yan corrected the backbone, but his IQ was also crooked, it was clear that Wei Yan was timid and afraid of things, and he didn't dare to do it, if it was Zhang Fei here, he would have been fighting a long time ago, Wei Yan really wanted to do it, how could he wait for Liu Chan to come, just arrived at the barracks and rushed up to it was a wave of liver, so that Liu Chan could still look at Wei Yan.
"Wen Chang, you are not long in writing, and you have a long tongue. Are you amazing? Come, then you do it, this young master is here to help you, the generals present, you can pick one, if you win, this young master will make you a general. Liu Chan suddenly raised his foot and kicked Wei Yan's shoulder violently, kicking Wei Yan to the ground, Wei Yan has a sharp spirit is a good thing, but the sharp spirit must be external and not internal, Wei Yan can't carry it clearly, Liu Chan had to frustrate Wei Yan's sharp spirit, "Of course, you think that your martial arts are world-famous, and none of the people present are enough for you to fight alone, you can choose your group to beat us, or you see that this young master is weak, or I will play with you?" Someone, go and bring the young master's 500-pound iron hammer. ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feeling caused by Wei Yan being kicked and frightened by the host's weapon, and getting the reward: Sunflower Point Cave Hand (Long-term!) Stackable evolution). The host can use the sunflower point acupoint to carry out precise strikes on the target, if you want to point dumb holes, you will never hit the laughing hole, and if you want the target to fart, you will never hit shit. Please use the host more, this reward will help the host to discuss in the future and ban stunned young people like Wei Yan. ”
Hearing the five-hundred-pound hammer, Wei Yan didn't say anything, and simply lay on the ground and pretended to be dead, in order to show that Liu Chan's kick had infinite power.
"Lord, these two people are old and young, claiming to be the lord's subordinates, named Huang Zhong and Wei Yan, the old one pulled a Lang Zhong and the sick seedling, and the young one brought some soldiers and horses, so they wanted to break into the camp, and the subordinates had never heard the lord mention Huang Zhong and Wei Yan, so they didn't let them enter the camp. The so-called generals are outside, and the monarch's order is not subject to it, not to mention that there is no monarch's decree, there are many offenses, please punish the lord. "Tai Shi Ci didn't expect that Huang Zhong and Wei Yan were really Liu Chan's subordinates, and now they had a hornet's nest, Liu Chan was in charge of the soldiers and horses, and he hadn't fought the first battle yet, so he had a fight with his own people first, and when it was passed out, Tai Shi Ci was mixed up and died in disgrace.
Zhang He originally wanted to argue for Tai Shici, but after seeing Wei Yan's fate, he quickly suppressed the impulse in his heart.
I never thought that Liu Chan's feet still came, kicked Zhang He's waist, kicked Zhang He into a dog and ate mud, Zhang He had a mouth of mud, just wanted to call, think about it, it is better to learn from Wei Yangou, Liu Chan is righteous on the head, there is no need to complain bitterly, it is easy to be mended by Liu Chan, so Zhang He fell to the ground, did not call or call, pretended to be dead and Wei Yan had to fight.
"Jun Yi, you are an infantry general, not a naval army, you look at the soldiers you bring, others have come to knock on the camp, you still pretend to be dead with this young master, don't dare to go up and fight, people Ziyi is a naval army, don't understand the importance of the military camp, are you also in the water?" Liu Chan laughed angrily, Wei Yan was young, he didn't know how to calm Liu Chan's anger, he could only pretend to be dead, Zhang He, the old fritter, actually wanted to be like Wei Yan and get by, he wanted to be beautiful, no way, "No blood, don't you get up?" Believe it or not, the young master will click you with a knife, save some food and grass. ”
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feeling generated by Zhang He's being threatened by the host to click, shaking all over his body, and unable to support the wall in the future, and get a reward: Eighteen Fathers (Temporary Effect, One-time Use). Eighteen dads in clothes, Jianghu dance forest stunt, 100% triggered in the face of opposite-sex targets, when the host is with a different ** hand, as long as it touches the opponent's body, the plundering mechanism will be triggered, depriving the other party of a piece of clothing, until the other party does not have any clothes or kneels to shout Dad, the reward effect is automatically lifted. Rest assured, the system guarantees that no woman has more than eighteen pieces of clothing on her body, and if there is, the plunder is doubled, so please eat it comfortably. ”
Liu Chan smiled, the reward he got became more and more shameless, Liu Chan liked it more, although Liu Chan, as a young master, had no chance to go into battle to kill the enemy, and it was more difficult to find an opponent of the opposite sex, but Liu Chan still loved the reward of 'Eighteen Fathers in Clothes', and he couldn't fight the heroes, he could shoot the guns, and it was beautiful to think about.