102. I still have to cry my nose
"Adou, don't grind, you're outside, if you don't kill in, it's useless." Guan Yinping first pulled Liu Chan's arm, took a step, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, like a martial saint descending, let go of Liu Chan, pointed to the direction of Cao Cao's escape with one hand, and drove the car with the other, "By the way, I remember, my father once said, capture the thief and capture the king first, why don't we go after Cao Cao, and when we take Cao Cao, even if the younger brothers can't do it, they can use Cao Cao to threaten to release people." ”
Ulin!
It's not calm.
"Congratulations to the host, the ninth road ambush appeared: Zhang Fei, the third uncle of Mang. Zhang Fei came with soldiers and horses to raid Cao Cao's granary, but he didn't expect to stab a hornet's nest in Wulin, and Wulin's soldiers and horses were too much on horseback. As soon as Zhang Fei arrived, he was frantically input by Xia Houdun and Zhang Liao, and almost knelt down to pick up soap. Fortunately, Zhang Liao released the water, didn't want to kill Zhang Fei, and took the initiative to leave, so Zhang Fei was able to survive until now. Zhang Fei was tendoned, he didn't know how to escape after being defeated, and the ambush soldier who was the host was about to be ambushed by Xia Houdun and was left alone. Ask the host to take action and save the reckless man Zhang Fei. ”
"Tips: If you save Zhang Fei, you will get an unexpected surprise. Zhang Fei has a daughter, who is Zhang Bao's sister who sells bags, her name is Zhang Thigh, her legs are long and her waist is thin, her figure is in front and back, and she is not weaker than Baozi. The host is powerful once, and he can gain Zhang Fei's favor, and then use the amount of alcohol to convince Zhang Fei, and he can marry Zhang Da Thigh home. Please don't hesitate to open your thighs, she is not only beautiful, but vulgar only for money. In short, rich woman! Rich! ”
"Hey, Cao Cao? It came at the right time! I Yanren Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide are here, who dares to fight to the death? Zhang Fei dealt with Xia Houdun, and he was already just over Xia Houdun, but Zhang Fei lost people and did not lose the battle, the dead duck had a hard mouth, and when he saw Cao Cao coming, he immediately mocked Cao Cao, pulled a wave of hatred, and wanted Cao Cao to join the battle group and give Xia Houdun a little more scruples.
"Third uncle, run away, get on the boat, Cao thief is powerful, the bud is wrapped in front, don't make a mistake, it will be wrapped up again." Liu Chan took Zhang Bao to persuade Zhang Fei, just saying how fierce Cao Jun was, Zhang Fei must not believe it, in Zhang Fei's eyes, there was only a pig-like opponent, and he sent Cao Jun a family stab, and it was over, "Yinping, drive the car over, and prepare to pick up the third uncle." ”
"Adou, why are you here too? Did you come to see the third uncle play prestige? Let's see, watch the third uncle stab Cao Cao off the horse with a spear. Zhang Fei shouted violently, even more violently, picked up the Zhangba snake spear as a stick, and collided with Xia Houdun's big knife moves, "Escape, it's impossible to escape, your third uncle hasn't escaped." Selling meat for many years, standing for a long time, the third uncle's foot, it hurts when he runs, by the way, the old military doctor Huazi said, what kind of arthritis is. Anyway, if you don't run away, after stabbing it, it's over, it's a big fart. ”
Zhang Fei doesn't go, Cao Cao doesn't go.
This Ulin, it seems, has just been on.
"Third uncle, second uncle asked you to take Cao Cao's head among thousands of troops; And my father, he said that you should yell at Cao Cao a few more times and sing a few more words. Liu Chan had nothing to do, so he had to knock on the mountain and shake the tiger, and try his best to persuade Zhang Fei to capture the king first, after all, it is not possible to rely on the silver screen, she can't even catch the pigeon, and her hands are slippery, "Third uncle, if you don't kill Cao Cao again, the people behind will catch up, and the first merit will be gone, you see, Cao Cao is going to slip, slip." ”
Cao Cao didn't slip away, but Liu Chan couldn't tell Zhang Fei anymore, so he had to slip away first.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the memory of the host evoking Cao Cao's fear, Guan Yu, who has passed five levels and six generals, has blown Zhang Fei into the sky, Cao Cao is afraid that Zhang Fei is another Zhao Yun who is seven in and seven out, for fear of giving the evil feeling generated by the second kill, and getting a reward: the onset of a vicious disease (passive, villain target, short-lived, limited to Cao Cao's headache, does not affect the lower half of the body). Cao Cao was very afraid of death, and when Liu Chan said it, he suddenly remembered Zhang Fei's achievements, and forced him violently, the general who died in Zhang Fei's hands, he couldn't count it on one hand, and the more Cao Cao thought about it, the more he had a headache, and he didn't dare to stay in Wulin. ”
"Zilian, you stay to help Zixiao, this prime minister will go to call someone, go first." Cao Cao held his head, pinched his forehead with his hand, and had a splitting headache, probably because of the lush leaves and trees in Wulin, and the cool breeze blowing made Cao Cao suspicious, leaving Cao Hong, and went straight to Huarong Dao, "Zilian, if you see Xiaojie, remember to protect her." ”
Cao Cao suddenly remembered Cao Jie, according to the time, Cao Jie should be out of Jingzhou, but Cao Cao just had an ominous premonition, this eccentric daughter did not let Cao Cao worry less.
"Huarong Dao? Cao thief is gone, wait for me... My third uncle. Liu Chan really wanted to stay in Wulin and help Zhang Fei, but Liu Chan thought about it, or gave up, one hand was not even enough to push down Guan Yinping, and it was useless to stay, it was better to follow Cao Cao, go to Huarong Road to take a look, and turn around and tell Zhang Fei, "Third uncle, don't fall in love with war, my father said that drinking is indispensable for you, he needs you, the second uncle is not by my father's side, third uncle, go back quickly, I just saw Zhou Yu with soldiers and horses to fight our lair." ”
Zhang Fei is reckless, but he is affectionate, as long as Liu Bei is put on the table, Zhang Fei will agree like a chicken pecking rice.
I saw Zhang Fei make a false move, shaking Xia Houdun and Cao Hong away, and immediately turned around and ran. There is wine to drink, my feet don't hurt anymore, I don't get tired when I go uphill, Zhang Fei is a proper drunkard.
Huarong Road!
There are cliffs on both sides, and the road is so small that it is only large enough for a man or a horse to cross.
Guan Yu took the soldiers and horses, blocked the intersection, blushing, no one ever gave it, whoever thought about it, was in a hurry.
"What's the matter with you red-faced man? Get out of the way! This road is your home, huh? A big man is stuck here, and he is not ashamed to blush. Miss Ben's name is Cao Jie, my father is the prime minister, are you afraid? Cao Jie thought that Jingzhou was mostly flat, and he ran around all the way, specifically avoiding Wulin, Heqi and other places, but he ran to Huarong Road, and then he was stumbling with Guan Yu, and wanted to pass Huarong Road, the fierce god Baba, "I tell you, if you don't get out of the way, I can do it." Hum! Acquaintances, spare your life, Miss Ben squeezes it, it's still very fierce. Believe it or not, I shout indecency? When you close your eyes, you will step on the air and fall off the cliff. ”
"Get out! Ben will never beat a woman, no matter if your father is a turtle prime minister or an elephant, anyway, this road, I Guan Yu Bao, I don't give it, if you have the ability, you will fly over, no one will come. Guan Yu wanted to squat Cao Cao, but he didn't squat, but he squatted a brutal woman, who was about the same age as his own Guan Yinping, but a pair of small mouths and sharp swords passed Guan Yu's big knife, Guan Yu couldn't resist it, and was ready to withdraw his troops, "Let's go." Do you hear the fighting around here? Don't wait for a rout to come here and be taken back, I'm afraid that in addition to blushing and thick-necked, you will have to cry your nose. ”