"You see that Su Fan doesn't like women, he only likes men, I think he may have been stimulated by Prime Minister Wa, but what about you? Who have you been stimulated to become like this, and you will actually become a man who doesn't like women, but likes men, as they say, is this sin of broken sleeves contagious? Su Zhenshan looked at Yang Tao and reprimanded him angrily, hoping that Yang Tao would not follow Su Fan to learn badly.

"Master Su, why are you talking so ugly? You must know that such a handsome person as Lingsu Gongzi is really loved by everyone, I treat her well, what's wrong? Yang Tao said and got started, and actually wanted to hold Waring's little hand, so frightened that Waring quickly shrank his hand into the sleeve of his clothes.

"What are you doing, just talk, why do you want to move me?" Valing was very angry and said to Yang Tao, she felt that this Yang Tao was really too lustful, and it was impossible to prevent it.

"You see that your hands are thin and tender, and they are slender and slender, I like it very much, and I want to touch it." Yang Tao cheekily stretched out his hand again, wanting to touch it on Valing's little hand.

Looking at Yang Tao's unruly behavior, Mrs. Su was really angry, slapped the table and scolded: "Yang Tao, I said don't go too far, let me tell you, although you and Su Fan are good friends, I have always treated you as my child." If Su Fan doesn't learn well, I can't control it, but you can't do nonsense like him, you must know that you haven't married yet, you can't do this kind of indecent behavior, if you behave like this again, after the spread is spread, I'm afraid you won't even be able to find a lady, do you want to beat a bachelor? ”

"Mrs. Su, why are you so angry, I just grabbed her little hand, is it necessary to say it so seriously? also said that I was going to beat a single, you see such a handsome guy like me, and such a talkative mouth, can I not get Mrs.? How can you beat a single! Don't worry, I'm sure I'll find many, many ladies, and I'll bring them to you when the time comes, so that they can all come and see you obediently. Yang Tao didn't care about Mrs. Su's lesson at all, and teased her with a smile.

Seeing the scoundrel behavior of Yang Tao and Su Fan, Mrs. Su was really angry, and said to Master Su: "It's over, Fan'er himself is not a thing, I didn't expect to bring Yang Tao to a person, in case the Yang family is found, how do you say we can entertain others?" It's really close to Zhu Zhe Chi, close to ink is black, I didn't expect Fan'er, a beast who is not a thing, to destroy a good Yang Tao, it's a pity. ”

"Madam, it's Yang Tao who doesn't study well, why blame Fan'er? You must know that the body is not afraid of shadows, even if Fan'er has the sin of broken sleeves now, Yang Tao can completely control himself, and he should not have this kind of non-dividing thoughts. It's because he doesn't learn well, and he can't complain. Although Su Zhenshan was very angry with Su Fan, he was still more protective of his calves, and he was unwilling to admit that Su Fan was not in front of everyone, which made the people in the tea shop hear it and felt that this Master Su was really good at protecting calves!

"I'm going to starve, why hasn't this Su Fan come yet, is he bent on starving me? I was really hungry and couldn't stand it. Sitting at the table, Valing said weakly with his hands on his stomach.

Seeing that Valing was in a very depressed mood, Yang Tao stepped forward and said with concern: "Don't be like this, Lingsu Gongzi, I believe that Su Fan will come back soon, you must be happy, you see that you are in a very low mood like this, and it is very bad for your health, why don't you listen to me tell a joke?" ”

"Tell me a joke, what kind of joke can you grow?" Valing looked at Yang Tao and said with disdain, she felt that Yang Tao was just a playboy with oily hair and a pink face, what kind of jokes could he tell.

"Don't say that yet, let me tell you about it, if the joke I tell is enough to make you laugh, you can laugh, if you don't laugh enough, I'll tell you again." Yang Tao said to Valing as if flattering.

"Okay then, stay anyway, stay still, you can talk about it." Valing sat down on the table with her head in her hands, and said very boredly, anyway, she was hungry now, and it would be nice if someone could tease her and help her distract her.

"What's the joke?" Yang Tao didn't know what to say for a while, so he looked up at the tea shop, thinking about how to tell jokes to please people.

"Okay, let's talk about it, just stand there and think, do you want to go for three days and three nights? If you think about it, I'm afraid I'll starve to death. Valing felt that Yang Tao was unreliable, and complained angrily.

"What kind of jokes can he have, a boy like him who doesn't know how to learn anything but eat, drink and have fun, isn't it the same as chasing ducks to the shelves if you let him tell jokes?" Steward Liu knocked on the cigarette pouch next to him and said angrily, thinking that these people really made the tea shop smoky, and it was not a thing.

"Steward Liu, why do you say that I don't know how to tell jokes, you will tell you and I'll listen to you!" Yang Tao looked at Steward Liu and said angrily, feeling that Steward Liu should not demolish the stage for him at this time, and asked Valing to see him laugh, which would damage his face in front of Valing.

"Okay, I said you would, you did, it just so happens that I'm also quite bored, you can talk about it, let's listen to it, maybe we will be happy together, and the young master will come back in a while, and maybe the young master will be very grateful to you." Steward Liu said angrily.

"Okay, let's talk about it. Let's talk about a city man who went to the countryside. Yang Tao thought about it for a long time and finally thought of a joke and said it to everyone.

"Don't be so rambling, if you want to talk about it, hurry up." Valing urged.

"Let's just say that a person from Beijing, he always thinks that he is amazing, he always thinks that he understands everything, knows everything, and one day when it is spring, he wants to go out. He came to a wheat field outside the capital, looked at the green wheat seedlings and liked it very much, just walked back and forth on it, and said happily while walking, it is still spring, the spring scenery is really good, and it is very comfortable to step on it!

Just when the people in the capital got carried away, the owner of this wheat field came, looking at the way the people in the capital kept walking back and forth on it, and trampled on his wheat seedlings, he was very angry and scolded, why did you step on my wheat field, do you know that this is the wheat I worked so hard to plant? You trampled it all off, and how can I have a harvest in the future? Our whole family is counting on this wheat to eat and drink.

The people in the capital looked at the old farmer's angry appearance, and said with disdain, I am stepping into the green, can you manage it? Looking at the unreasonable appearance of the people in the capital, the old farmer was really angry, and scolded, you are stepping on a fart, do you know that this is a wheat field?

The people in the capital said very disdainfully, what do you know, what about the wheat field? The wheat field can be told, as long as it is green.

The old farmer was really angry when he heard this, and felt that the wheat field he had worked so hard to grow was ruined by the bastard of the Beijing people, so he pulled him very angrily and said, you come out, don't you think it's fun, let me tell you, there is not only a game of stepping on the green, but also treading the waves Do you want to play?

The people of the capital listened to the words of the old farmer, and asked curiously what it is to tread the waves, I really haven't heard of it, but I really want to have fun.

Want to play, right? Okay, I'll take you to play. The old peasant suddenly spoke very kindly to the people of the capital, and brought him to a large puddle.

Looking at the sparkling water in front of them, the people of the capital asked curiously, treading the waves, where are the waves here?

See, there's a small boat there, and when you go up, there will be big waves on it. The old farmer said to the people in the capital.

Seeing the old farmer's sincere appearance, the people in Beijing said, but I don't know how to row, I have never rowed.

In this way, you go up and let me help you row, the old farmer suddenly became kind, and said to the people in the capital.

Looking at the old farmer's particularly enthusiastic appearance, the people of the capital slowly walked on the boat, sat on it and said to the old farmer, you quickly take me to tread the waves, I really want to know what is treading waves, I have never stepped on the waves, this time I must feel it well, and then go back to tell the people in the capital, what is treading waves? Let them also taste the taste of riding the waves.

The old farmer could look at the people in the capital who couldn't wait to be happy, and said with a smile: "You are right, today I will let you have a good taste of what it means to tread the waves?"

The old farmer rowed a small boat to the middle of the puddle, and then slapped the water with his oars, stirring up a lot of waves, and said to the people in the capital, go down, I will let you try what is called treading waves?

How can there be waves here, there are no waves at all, the people in the capital felt that the old farmer was lying to him, and said angrily.

Stupid, aren't you going to be a wave when you go in? The old peasant was very angry and pushed the people of the capital into the puddle, and then rowed his boat and left.

The people of the capital fluttered back and forth in the puddle for a long time, and finally understood what it meant to tread the waves, and then shouted, come back, take me out quickly!

Stupid, what are you doing here? You're just treading the waves in there, how high are the waves? Isn't it great that you can step on it for as long as you want, and no one will care about you how you want? The old farmer said angrily to the people in the capital.

The people of the capital knew that they were wrong, and in order to be rescued, they begged bitterly.

The old farmer looked at the helpless appearance of the people in the capital, so he had to save him, and then said to him, do you know what it means to tread waves this time?

The people of the capital knew that they were wrong, and said with a bitter face, I understand, thank you.

Looking at Yang Tao's finger-pointing performance, everyone couldn't help laughing and said: "Yang Tao, this joke you told is really funny, I didn't expect someone to tread the waves like this!" ”

"How is it, is Lingsu Gongzi funny?" Yang Tao looked at Wa Ling's unrefreshed appearance lying on the table, and asked with a smile.

"I don't think there's anything funny, are they laughing like this?" Valing said weakly.

"Would you think it would be funny if I told you that fool from the capital was me?" Yang Tao said with an embarrassed red face.

"Is that you?" Valing couldn't hold back anymore and laughed heartily, she thought this Yang Tao was so stupid!

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