Chapter 16: I'll Raise Pigs from Now on
After waiting for about half an hour, throwing several stones over, and finding that the wild boar had no movement, Li Feng dared to take two bayonets and slowly touch it.
It was found that there were two holes in the boar's chest, as if it had been pushed twice by something sharp, and Li Feng guessed that it should be the teeth of other wild boars.
The wild boar actually hung up, so it was simply cheaper for him, it just so happened that he wanted to eat meat recently, and the wild boar meat was much more delicious than the pork raised at home.
After making a shelf and putting the four or five hundred pounds of wild boar on it, the little fat man took his pheasant and hare and began to ...... Weight loss journey!
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Shen Yi came to the third regiment to report the intelligence, mainly because the devil had two squadrons of troops to attack this side recently, and the brigade headquarters hoped that the third regiment would prepare as soon as possible.
And Shen Yi's official is not big or small, he is in charge of logistics or something in normal times, and he can also send intelligence when he is fighting.
Anyway, she has been in the revolution for two or three years, and she has done a lot of things.
As soon as she finished reporting to Commander Chen, a guard hurriedly broke in, and at the same time, she almost bumped into Shen Yi, who was just about to walk in.
"Commander, it's a little trivial!"
Commander Chen looked at his most outstanding guard and couldn't understand why he was so flustered.
"What is so reckless? Go ahead. ”
"I'll leave first!"
"Team Leader Xiao, don't leave yet, this matter has something to do with your brother."
"What?"
Xiao Wen, who was just about to turn around and leave, turned her head and asked with a strange face, and the latter began to explain:
"Yesterday, when Li Feng went to the cooking class to report, he was fine, but today Lao Wang said that he wanted to go out for a walk, but he ...... just now."
"What's wrong with him?"
Before Xiao Wen could speak, Head Chen stood up first and asked.
"Don't worry, Li Fengren didn't have anything to do, that is, he dragged a big boar of four or five hundred catties back."
"What?"
The people in the command headquarters were shocked, and the chief of staff had just drunk a sip of tea and squirted out again, and at this time he was wiping the clothes of the political commissar opposite with an apologetic face!
As soon as Head Chen thought it was wrong, he quickly picked up his hat and said to a group of people:
"Let's go, let's go check it out first!"
Shen Yi thought about it, and then walked out with a group of people.
Li Feng had just arrived at the door of the cooking class with a big wild boar in tow, and the whole person was lying on the ground, panting for breath on all sides.
Losing weight is a hard job, and it can't be achieved overnight, anyway, it took him very little time to drag this big boar back, and now he feels that his hands are not his own.
The old lady came, and she also came with a help "wolf", Li Feng was thinking about how to keep his meat.
"It's all mine, you are not allowed to move!"
Li Feng hurriedly came over to protect his wild boar, damn, this is his hard work...... Those who dragged it back have no merit and hard work.
Although it is said that it is a big advantage, but after all, the pie hit himself, and if he didn't hit others, it means that he is lucky, lucky, isn't that also a kind of strength!
Li Feng persuaded himself in his heart, but when Xiao Wen saw this fierce wild boar, he was so frightened that he hurriedly walked up to see this fat man when he saw his younger brother lying on this wild boar.
"Ah Feng, how are you?"
"What's going on, old lady?"
Looking at this underwhelming expression, Xiao Wen's mood instantly returned to the original point, her brother must be fine, now it's time to think about how to divide the spoils...... Ahh
"Sister, let me tell you, I have thought about this wild boar, four or five hundred pounds of weight, in addition to the little wild boar in her stomach, there is about 400 pounds, what about the pig's head, I am ready to make up for my daughter-in-law, after all, she has to operate all day to use her brain, what about this pig's trotters, one for each of the three of us, and the rest for the daughter-in-law!
As for this pork rib ......"
"Alright, alright!"
The more Xiao Wen listened, the more annoyed she became, her brother was good at everything, but he didn't eat well.
Once he doesn't eat well, then he has to do something, such as now, although it is not clear how he got this wild boar, in Xiao Wen does not want his brother to be in danger.
"Little fat man!"
"What's the matter, daughter-in-law!"
Sure enough, it's right to think about your daughter-in-law everywhere, and the old sister is definitely not her own, otherwise how would she arch her ass aside when she sees something good!
Shen Yi's face looked a little serious, which seemed incompatible with Li Feng's grinning appearance.
"Can you give me half of this boar? Count you 50 oceans! ”
"A hundred!"
"Good!"
The people around didn't understand what they were talking about at all, but 100 yuan to buy half a pig ...... It's so expensive, a cow can't cost 100 oceans.
Li Feng obviously doesn't know the prices of this era, as for Shen Yi...... Because the matter was urgent, she didn't bargain with Li Feng, anyway, there was still a long way to go from 100,000 oceans, and 100 oceans were just drizzle.
"Sister, you can give half a pig to my daughter-in-law!"
Xiao Wen almost died of anger when she heard this, of course, she was not angry because her brother was a loser, mainly because this fat man forgot his sister when he saw it.
"I have to ask what Chief Chen means about this."
"Head Chen, the wounded at the hospital urgently need some nutritious food, so I hope you can give it to me."
Before Head Chen could speak, Shen Yi walked up, and Li Feng on the side raised his fat fist in front of Head Chen, as if to say that if you don't give me my daughter-in-law, I will beat you.
With a wry smile on his face, he thought it was a big deal.
"Doctor Shen, don't worry, most of the pork will be sent to the hospital, and we soldiers only need to eat a small portion!"
Head Chen is still relatively open-minded, but at this time, Li Feng was a little unhappy, looked at Shen Yi next to him, and then put his arm around Head Chen's shoulders, pulled him aside, and said seriously,
"Old Chen, it's right that this person is generous, but ...... Just be generous with other people's things...... yes......"
Li Feng patted his fat belly while talking, and the head of Chen looked at the little fat man in front of him who was squeezing his eyebrows and eyebrows, and he didn't understand what he wanted to say at first, but when he saw this fat man patting his belly, he immediately understood.
Damn, this fat guy wants meat himself!
Don't you want to please your daughter-in-law? Did Lao Tzu help too much?
"Comrade Li Feng is right, Comrade Li Feng got this thing, so he said that he would do whatever he wanted."
The implication is ...... Come on your own, I don't care about it!
Li Feng's face suddenly fell, looking at his sister and Shen Yi, he kicked the pig's belly with a puffed kick, and just wanted to complain, but suddenly, this wild boar was like shit, and something kept popping out of his buttocks.
"Oops, this wild boar has a baby!"
Listening to the old squad leader's flirtatious laughter, Li Feng looked at his feet, this is a stroke of genius.
"I'll raise pigs in the future!"