3.S-shaped devil figure
"The master mother, underestimate the clouds, just a thief, not enough to worry about. The master mother is holding the young master, Yun Hao is holding a gun in one hand and a sword in the other, but Cao Jun is coming, and Yun can protect the master mother and the young master by himself. Zhao Yun handed Liu Chan back to Mrs. Mi, the young master held it in his hand, and kept crying, crying so much that Zhao Yun had no bottom in his heart.
If you keep crying, you can still run away, Cao Jun heard the cry, and they all rushed over.
Mrs. Mi knew that what Zhao Yun said was reasonable, and it was up to Zhao Yun to kill the enemy.
"Zilong, the situation is urgent, what is the way to get out of the predicament? If it drags on any longer, Mrs. Ben will probably have to marry again. Seeing that Zhao Yun couldn't take care of Liu Chan, Mrs. Mi had no choice but to pinch her nose and patiently hugged Liu Chan back.
Mrs. Mi once talked with Mrs. Gan and the wives of the generals' dependents, and when it comes to Cao Cao, he is suspicious and ruthless, and the most important thing is that Cao Cao has the good idea of marrying a benevolent wife.
In the hands of Cao Jun, Mrs. Mi will become Cao Cao's fifth concubine.
Liu Chan returned to Mrs. Mi's fragrant arms, stopped crying in an instant, and rubbed Mrs. Mi's chest desperately, wishing she wanted to have a good night's sleep.
"Ding-dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the disgust caused by Mrs. Mi being taken advantage of, and receiving the reward: the annular headrest of the Comfort and Gentle brand. If you want to sleep, how can you do without a headrest. ”
Mrs. Mi couldn't help Liu Chan, the little rascal, so she simply let Liu Chan fool around, and looked at Zhao Yun with a flushed face.
Zhao Yun didn't look too much, he didn't dare to look at Mrs. Mi and Liu Chan anymore, this picture was too fragrant, I was afraid that after I went back, Mrs. Mi would lose her mouth for the sake of reputation.
"Master, Yun has a plan, Yun Er listened to all directions, and found that the fighting on this side was boiling, and it was expected that there would be Cao soldiers to fight against our army, and the other side was silent, there should be no Cao army, I will abscond here, and I will be able to escape and join the lord." Zhao Yun moved lightly under his feet, walked towards his gentian bright silver spear, and pointed to the left front with one move.
When Liu Chan heard this, he wanted to cry without tears, Zhao Yun, Zhao Yun, you are full of guts, yes, but you are not the military advisor Zhuge Liang, what kind of bad idea did you have.
Before letting go of the war horse, Liu Chan felt incredible, and he also learned from Zhuge Liang's advice, Liu Chan was so angry that he trembled for a while, couldn't hold back anymore, and shot out towards Zhao Yun.
My aunt can bear it, but Adou can't bear it.
Pee!
A column of water, urinating three feet in the wind, urinated Zhao Yun violently, and the stimulating smell made Zhao Yun's spirit refreshed and his fighting spirit lifted.
God water washes your face!
"Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feeling caused by Zhao Yun's urine, and getting the reward: the ability to speak. Seven sitting, eight climbing, nine teeth, one-year-old shouting mom and dad all over the house, the so-called fame should be early, and being the protagonist is not a mute, let's explode with a poisonous tongue. ”
Liu Chan was overjoyed, and when he opened his mouth, he babbled intermittently, "Son... Uncle Long, no... Sound... Be... Whole... He's dead. ”
Zhao Yun was taken aback by Liu Chan, his mind turned, and he began to reflect, and found that it was really like what Liu Chan said, the direction he pointed to just now was too strangely quiet, after all, how could the two armies of Cao and Liu plus so many people be quieter than the grave.
When things go wrong, there must be demons.
Zhao Yun's old face turned red, this plan is too difficult, no wonder the lord is so doting on the military advisor, and it is more difficult to avoid slapping the face than before the battle.
"Ah, Adou, it's great that you can speak. Husband, there is a successor, thanks to my nurse who has brought it well... No, it's all thanks to my aunt's good milk. "Mrs. Mi didn't think there was anything wrong with Liu Chan being able to speak, anyway, Adou was not stupid, he could speak, and he could compete for favor and merit for Mrs. Mi in front of Liu Bei.
However, Zhao Yunjian lowered his eyebrows, bent down and looked at Liu Chan, with a happy smile on his face, "Young master, you are really a prodigy." Although the young master is young, he has already learned the strategy, not inferior to the world-famous Kong Rongkong Beihai, it seems that the great cause of the lord is natural, and it is already destined in the dark. According to the young master's words, Yun went to the other side to fight a bloody road. ”
Zhao Yun's plan is not as good as the military advisor Zhuge Liang, and he has to learn from Zhuge Liang, and he can change his mistakes, Zhao Yun is still a good baby.
Zhao Yun walked to the gentian bright silver spear, raised his hand to draw the gun, and pulled his weapon out of the earthen wall, and suddenly an unpleasant smell hit.
But it was Zhao Yun's gentian bright silver spear with another thing inserted at this time, and the smell came out of the tip of the gun, which was the bag of diapers that Mrs. Mi had just smashed out.
Whining! Vomit!
"Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feeling caused by Zhao Yun's vomiting and getting the reward: black tung oil! The black tung oil exposed to the surface may have a wonderful effect. ”
"Zilong, are you alright? If your husband is not here, our mother and son will rely on you, Zilong, don't say no. Mrs. Mi recognized it, and Zhao Yun's gun tip was so shocked that she took three steps back, didn't dare to move forward, and asked Zhao Yun in a low voice.
"Mastermother, don't worry, Yun is fine, let's take the mastermother and the young master to kill and find the master." Zhao Yun reluctantly straightened up and stood up, man, how could he not do it, especially in front of the main mother Mrs. Mi, after going back, the entire military camp would know that Zhao Yun was paralyzed on the ground and couldn't get up.
In the past, Zhao Yun loved to hold the barrel of the gentian bright silver spear, but now in order to smell less odor, Zhao Yun had to hold the gun head, straighten his arm, and keep the tip of the gun as far away as possible.
Liu Chan was in a hurry, Zhao Yun's direction was chosen correctly this time, but he rushed over on foot like this?
Zhao Yun is afraid that it is the head iron? With Mrs. Mi's S-shaped devil figure and the high-grade swaddling clothes wrapped around Liu Chan, when she walked out like this, was she worried that Cao Jun would not be able to recognize the three people in front of her, either rich or expensive?
"Dragon... Uncle... Clothing... "Liu Chan is still very laborious to speak, and Mrs. Mi is not breastfeeding, she is really hungry now, and she has a packet of milk powder on hand, but no one knows how to soak such a high-end thing.
Who is the mud that can't hold up the wall? It's Zhao Yun who needs someone to help, right? Liu Chan suddenly understood a little why his old man Liu Bei couldn't hide the black and smelly Cao A.
Zhao Yun was stunned for a moment, looked back and saw Liu Chan pointing at Cao Bing's corpse on the ground with his fleshy little finger, and secretly wondered: "Could it be that Adou asked me to whip the corpse?" No, clothes... Clothing... Could it be Cao Bing's clothes? Ah, Adou wants us to pretend to be Cao Jun and escape in Cao Jun? ... Well, I really want to see Mrs. Mi dressed as a man. If you want to be pretty, it is best to dress up as a man. ”
Thinking too much, Zhao Yun forcibly calmed down and didn't let Mrs. Mi see the clues, "Young master, this is what you want us to wear Cao Jun's armor?" Pretend to be an enemy soldier and flee back? Wonderful! The young master is really a genius, and strange schemes are frequent, with the young master here, the cloud is saved. It's just that I have wronged the master, and I hope that the master's mother will be on the side, and when she is escorted back to the lord's side, Yunzi will ask the lord for guilt. ”