"The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and the waterfall hangs in front of the river, and the flying stream goes straight down to 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Milky Way falls for nine days."

In Chang'an City, everyone sang this popular poem, and they were impressed in their hearts, Mo Jiazi is still the Mo family, and people can't produce a poem for a few months, but Mo Jiazi is good, and he will directly have a hat trick, three at once, and all of them are popular poems.

Of course, Merton has not been to Lushan, so he can only change the name to Wanghukou Waterfall, fortunately, in the Tang Dynasty, soil erosion is not too serious, Hukou Waterfall is not like that of later generations, and it is more appropriate to use the Milky Way as a metaphor.

However, this is not the point, the real focus is on Merton's crooked poems, only the truly well-educated will calm down and taste the beautiful verses of Merton's poems, and most of the city of Chang'an has fallen into Merton's self-deprecating carnival.

"Mosquito bites everywhere! Mo Jiazi is so funny! ”

"It's also a big bear at night! When I get back, I'm going to scare my brother! He's the least daring! ”

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At this moment, it is the season when mosquitoes begin to breed, and every night it is small mosquitoes flying around, and the bite hurts! Everyone in Chang'an City felt the same way.

"Haha, saliva is three thousand feet. Mo Jiazi is not addicted to advertising, and even advertises roast duck in the food city. ”

"Let's go, I must try it today, how delicious the roast duck that can make the Mo family's mouth water for 3,000 feet is delicious!"

"Let's go, the food in the Mojia Food City is extremely delicious, and I can't eat anything now!"

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With Merton's crooked version of the poem, the roast duck in the Mojia Food City is so popular that it is almost three feet away from the queue. Fortunately, as soon as Xu Jie heard Merton's crooked poem, he had already begun to prevent this phenomenon, and immediately added five windows to sell roast duck, which did not cause a riot.

Before this, the poet represents status, identity, in the minds of everyone, the poet must be dressed in a moon-white shirt, holding a folding fan, graceful, either chic and free, or worried about the country and the people, or heroic and majestic.

There has never been a poet who has been so ...... to Merton Down-to-earth, and even dared to brush himself and Mojia Village, the people of Chang'an City discovered for the first time that the distance between the poet and himself was so close.

Self-black mode, the first time it appeared in the Tang Dynasty immediately showed great power, although the previous Merton's poems were classic, but that was only circulated among readers, and now Merton's three crooked poems can be said to be known to women and children.

Now if you walk to the street of Chang'an City, pull someone by your hand, and you give him a sentence of purple smoke from the sunshine incense burner, and see if he can give you an answer.

If you don't die, you won't pay for your life!

After hearing Merton's three crooked poems, Dr. Kuniko immediately took a leave of absence for half a month, and it is said that Dr. Kuniko could not listen to people talk about poetry, otherwise he would have a headache, let alone teach the Book of Poetry.

However, Merton's three crooked poems and three main poems once again prove that Merton's talent is great, and there is no doubt about the poems of the Snow Salt advertisements in the ink magazine, which are definitely famous, at least not belonging to these three crooked poems.

After this judgment, the snow salt advertisement became even more popular, which directly drove the sales of snow salt to rise again, and Xu Jie, who was smiling, couldn't close his mouth.

However, at this moment, Merton couldn't laugh at all, and the whole person seemed to be wilted, and his eyebrows were lowered.

"During the Qingming Festival, it rained, and the lonely people wanted to break their souls, so they asked where the singles were, and the shepherd boy pointed to Mojia Village. Tell me how many singles there are in your Mojia Village! ”

In the Chongwen Pavilion, Li Shimin roared at Morton with his hands behind his back and a black face.

After Merton's proud group killing of the country's eunuchs, when he was satisfied, he suddenly saw Pound's expressionless and panicked face. Suddenly sighed in his heart, knowing that he was a little out of play this time, and sure enough, as soon as Li Shimin met, he sprayed Merton with blood.

"No, no!" Merton hurriedly shook his head, this is not the time for a hard bar, of course he can't say that there are more? Even if you're a single?

"I didn't ...... Aren't you very talented? Come and give me a few songs. Li Shimin still didn't let go of Merton and roared.

"See for yourself how many people are coming to impeach you!" Li Shimin slapped a large stack of high folds on the table and said hatefully.

"Ahh

Merton was stunned!

"Didn't I just write a few crooked poems, and I immediately corrected them, as for such a minister's impeachment?" Merton was depressed.

"Some people say you're proud! , someone impeached you for being unscrupulous and distorting poetry, which is simply forgetting your ancestors. Some people say that you are not worthy of talent, and I strongly advise you to expel you from the country,......"

Li Shimin added up to more than a dozen counts of Merton's crimes!

Merton simply admired the brains of these officials, and a small joke was so on the line.

"Except for the removal of the national prison, the kid can accept it, and the others are extremely wronged!" Merton exclaimed.

"Want to be beautiful? If there is already a prince supervising you, you still make Chang'an City restless, if you really make you a wild horse, you don't turn the Tang Dynasty upside down. Li Shimin said indignantly.

"Uh-uh! Kid don't dare! ”

The hat buckle is a bit big, and Merton doesn't dare to hold it up.

"Don't dare, what don't you dare, grandstanding all day long, not thinking about being loyal to the country at all, you know nonsense!"

Li Shimin even sarcastically and sarcastically, it simply made Morton embarrassed, and he was about to turn to the crack in the ground.

"Father! Why are you angry again? A soft voice came from backstage.

When Li Shimin heard this, his face immediately turned from cloudy to sunny, and he immediately changed his smiling face and turned around and said, "Son, why are you here?" ”

"The child heard that Merton came to take a look, I told Brother Jiu that Merton would never be called the Great Demon King of Merton again!" The childish voice of the son made Li Shimin laugh.

"Okay, my son understands!" Li Shimin praised repeatedly.

"Thank you, Your Highness Jinyang, for interceding!" Merton hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey.

"You're lucky this time! I'll let you go this time! You first go to the teaching school and wait, and teach the arithmetic of the child. Li Shimin glanced at Merton, and let Merton go.

Merton's arithmetic has been recognized by countless people, of course, it is easy to teach a first-year level Li Zhi, every time he is summoned to the palace by Li Shimin, Merton will always serve as an arithmetic teacher.

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Merton, as if he had been pardoned, went down immediately.

"Since you kid can compose poetry, by the way, you also teach the slave to compose poetry! Remember that if you dare to mess around, be careful with your ass. As soon as Merton stepped out of the store, he stumbled.

So that's what your old man is for! In order to call your child, as for pulling me over and training me first?