Chapter 540: Everyone is happy
Everyone applauded and shouted, "The bridegroom kisses the bride, the bridegroom kisses the bride, and he wants to drink a glass of wine." ”
Yu Wensi handed them a glass of wine each, and waved his arm and said, "The groom feeds the bride mouth-to-mouth to drink, do you say it's okay?" ”
"Good! Everyone said in unison. ”
Han Donglang in the cheers, hugged Han Chenxing, mouth-to-mouth feeding and drinking wine, everyone pushed, Han Donglang's mouth bit Han Chenxing's mouth, in an instant, blood overflowed the corners of the mouth, Han Donglang hurriedly opened his mouth to suck the blood from the corner of her mouth, everyone was so happy to sing and dance, you push me, full of dynamics, the whole cave is filled with joy, jubilant atmosphere.
Han Dongjun applauded loudly: "Everyone, please be quiet, there are more exciting and intense scenes waiting for us to watch." ”
Zhuo Yanping shouted loudly: "Is there any more exciting activity than feeding wine and sucking blood?" ”
Han Dongjun stood on the big rock and raised his arms and shouted: "Yes, beat the drum and pass the flowers." The sound of drums passed the flower balls, and if the big red flower stopped in anyone's hand, then the flower receiver would recite an ancient poem of the Tang Dynasty that coincided with today's theme. ”
Wang Yulan hurriedly asked: "If it is passed on to me, an old woman, the drum music stops abruptly, and I can't recite the ancient poems of the Tang Dynasty, what should I do?" ”
Han Dongjun laughed and said: "If you can't memorize the poem, or if it doesn't match today's theme, you will be punished with wine until you get drunk, and you won't be able to go down the cave." Guests can stay up all night, the hole room until the whole night, everyone can grab the bride casually, whoever grabs it first, who will sleep with him tonight, regardless of men and women, the groom must not interfere, must be magnanimous. Raise your hand if you agree! ”
Everyone raised their hands in unison and shouted: "Agree, 1,000 10,000 in favor, please hurry up and beat the drum and pass the flowers!" ”
After a while, Ren Youlan beat the big drum, "Bang...... Knock Knock...... The drum beat of "Knock Knock ......" sounded, and the big red flower kept passing in people's hands, and it didn't stop after three times, and suddenly it reached Han Chenxing's hand, and the drum clicked and stopped.
Han Donglang looked at Han Chenxing with a smile and asked gently, "Dear bride, can't it be difficult for you!" ”
Han Chenxing stood up with a big red flower in his left hand and a round fan with a peony flower pattern in his right hand, glanced at everyone, covered his face with a fan, and said happily: "It's hard to stop me, groom, don't worry about me, you can get ready!" ”
Ren Youlan said happily: "Bride, hurry up and recite it." ”
Han Chenxing raised his voice and said: "Li Shangyin, the author of "Dai Dong Xiucai's Fan", 'Don't fan the painting out of the curtain to cover up the stagnation of Chunshan. If the Taoist group is like a bright moon, it must be put in the osmanthus flowers. ’”
As soon as the words fell, Lao Suo immediately applauded: "That's right, that's good, it's wonderful!" You are not as talented as Han Chenxing! ”
Ren Youlan was angry when she heard this, put down the drumstick and said, "Master Laosuo, come and beat the drum!" I'm going to challenge Han Chenxing, and no one is involved today, so it's better for me to compete with Han Chenxing. If Han Chenxing loses to me, he will marry Han Donglang, and I will be his wife. Han Chenxing, do you dare to challenge me? ”
Han Chenxing said confidently: "Dare, please ask the question." ”
Lao Suo hurriedly said: "There is no need to come up with a new question, I just said, around the theme of today's marriage, recite the ancient poems of the Tang Dynasty." ”
Ren Youlan said loudly: "Okay, I don't believe that I can't defeat Han Chenxing today." You just recited one, and now it's time for me to appear. Listen up, everyone! Huang Tao, the author of "Go to the Fan", 'The wind in the city is cold with wax torches, and the brocade curtain is open with Xiangluan; It is known that the Qin girl ascended to the immortal state, and the body turned round and separated the peony. ’”
Han Donglang applauded: "Appropriate benefits, equal, and a talented girl!" It's time for the cold morning star to answer. ”
Han Chenxing frowned and said, "Untitled" author Li Shangyin. 'Last night's stars and last night's wind, the west side of the painting building, the east of Guitang. There are no colorful phoenix wings, and there is a little bit of wisdom in the heart. The next seat sends the hook spring wine warm, and the Cao shoots the wax lamp red. Yu listened to the drum and responded to the official, and went to the Malan platform to turn the tent. ’”
Ren Youlan hurriedly replied: "Zhu Qingyu, the author of "Recently Tested on the Water Department of Zhang's Nationality". 'The red candle was stopped in the cave room last night, and I waited to pay my aunt in front of Xiaotang. Makeup asked her husband in a low voice, and the thrush was not deep or shallow. ’”
As soon as Han Chenxing opened his mouth, he was unexpectedly covered by Lao Suo, and waved his left hand: "Stop." You two talented women of equal strength have already had two rounds of ancient poems, and today's protagonists are Han Donglang and Han Chenxing, why do you want Youlan to dominate? The little ninety-nine in your heart, isn't it clear that you are a teacher? You are not a good-natured contest today, but trying to defeat Han Chenxing and force her to leave Han Donglang. Sima Zhao's heart is well known to passers-by, with me present, you don't need to waste your efforts. You are now Han Dongjun's wife. Please sit down next to Han Dongjun in the right position, and don't do a stupid thing about a bamboo basket fetching water. ”
Han Dongjun hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Ren Youlan's hand and sat down next to him. Han Donglang hurriedly hugged Han Chenxing, lowered his head and kissed her forehead and said, "Fool, don't be reckless, you can't fight the scheming Ren Youlan." ”
Han Chenxing looked up at the roof of the cave and said, "Don't take me for a fool, don't you also like to do something exciting?" If it weren't for Lao Sue coming out to stop it, you would definitely want this competition to continue until you see it. I originally wanted to have a showdown with Ren Youlan, but the life-saving benefactor came out to stop me, I don't want to be fooled, everything is subject to your arrangements, especially the dispatch of the groom. ”
Han Donglang stared at her cold face, casual words, big eyes that didn't squint, straight nostrils towards the sky, and asked absentmindedly: "Aren't you willing to draw with her?" Do you want two more rounds? If you follow the rules of Ren Youlan's game, if you lose the poem, you will lose the groom, you can accept this risky challenge, I have no objection, but please don't regret it. ”
Han Dongjun shouted loudly: "I object, marriage is a lifelong thing, not playing with children, since I married Ren Youlan, I will never let go, you Han Donglang has bad intentions, but please don't hurt the innocent me and Han Chenxing." ”
Han Donglang hugged Han Chenxing's waist, looked at Ren Youlan and said: "Even if Han Chenxing really loses to Ren Youlan, Han Chenxing is still my wife, and I will be responsible for her to the end of my life, but Ren Youlan is no longer Han Dongjun's wife." ”
Ren Youlan asked angrily, "What do you mean by this?" Will Han Dongjun divorce his wife? To be honest, I don't have to wait for him to divorce his wife, I'll come to divorce my husband first. "There is a shortage of books
Lao Su slapped the table and said, "Which double reed play did you two play?" Seize the protagonist's position? If I don't stop, I'll fly away with the cold morning star. ”
Han Donglang looked at the hideous old man, knowing that he was not joking, glared at Han Dongjun angrily, stood up angrily, helped Han Chenxing to the front, and raised his voice and said: "The wedding was ruined by the brutal and willful Ren Youlan, I am not in the mood to accompany everyone to drink happy wine and pretend to be happy, so I took the bride down the mountain, packed my bags and immediately returned to my hometown in Chang'an, and I lost my company." Then he left.
Wang Yulan stepped forward to block their way, and said sharply: "Everyone came to the Qionglong Valley for the two of you, and you left it alone in the middle of the wedding, like my son?" It's still a Dali temple Dali Zheng. You don't want to lose face, the old lady still wants this old face. You go and stay casually, Han Chenxing is not allowed to go, be sure to accompany the guests to drink the wedding wine, and then go down the mountain together, live in the old mansion and be the daughter-in-law of the Han family. If you think I'm wrong, turn around and leave, and never appear under my nose again, let alone my son. ”
Han Chenxing glanced at Han Donglang and didn't squeak. Han Donglang looked at Han Chenxing and asked, "Do you think my mother is reasonable?" Whether she can coexist peacefully with this mother-in-law is still a mystery. ”
Han Chenxing hurriedly said: "I live with you, no matter what your mother is, after all, she is everyone's best debut, and the worst will not hurt my internal organs, especially my heart, liver and lungs!" ”
Han Donglang said sadly: "That's right, you weigh the weight yourself." ”
Lao Su glared at Yu Wensi angrily and asked, "How can you be the main marriage?" The lively wedding scene was turned into a pool of stagnant water by you, and you still stood at the foot of the wall and made a silence, is it ill-intentioned? ”
Yu Wensi hurriedly shook his hand and said, "What good and bad intentions can I have?" I shouldn't have robbed you of the main marriage yesterday, but now my intestines are repentant, or you can continue! ”
Lao Su waved his hand and said, "Okay, it must be a hundred times better than you." ”
Han Donglang pretended to be happy and said: "Everyone applauds in favor!" ”
Warm applause resounded through the cave again, Lao Suo stood on the high rock, his arm shook and said: "Please be quiet, I suggest beating the drum to pass the flower to guess the ancient poetry riddle of the Tang Dynasty, receiving the big red flower drum music stopped, you should guess a riddle, you can't guess a glass of wine, it's good to be happy, there is no need to get drunk, if you agree, please raise your hand, don't agree to shake your head, how about it?" ”
The guests sitting around the table raised their hands suddenly, Lao Suo glanced at it, and said excitedly: "They all agree with my suggestion, thank you for giving me this old face, and then ask Han Dongjun to beat the drum, and I will solve the puzzle." ”
"Knock...... Knock Knock...... Knock knock knock...... Boom...... Knock Knock...... Knock knock knock...... The sound of drums resounded throughout the Dome Mountain again, echoing in the cave for a long time. Suddenly, the drumming stopped, and Han Donglang caught the big red flower.
Lao Suo applauded and said, "What a groom official, I want to test you now." I recited an ancient poem by Pi Rixiu in the Tang Dynasty - the remnants of the red began to spit out the fang, and the good name was called the King of Flowers. Please give me a nickname. ”
Han Donglang smiled: "Peony flower." ”
Lao Suo waved his hand and said: "This question is too shallow, I will make another one that is a little more profound, please listen to the question." Li Bai's ancient poem - Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun to send me love. Hit an idiom. ”
Han Donglang frowned, stretched out his hand to scratch his hair, and couldn't answer for a long time. Han Chenxing stretched out his hand beside him and gestured, but he still couldn't understand.
Wang Yulan said nervously: "One riddle at a time, why do you want him to say two?" It's not fair, either let his wife answer. ”
Lao Suo smiled and said: "Husband and wife are the same body, what you said is not unreasonable, open the net, you can let Han Chenxing answer." But the ugly thing came first, and if she answered correctly, the riddle would be over, and let them roll the sheets early. If you answer incorrectly, you will be punished with 10 questions and you will not sleep all night. Those who agree will be answered, those who disagree will be punished for drinking, and the drums will be played and riddles will be played until the night is up. ”
Han Chenxing said confidently: "Agreed, I'll answer the question, this idiom is called incomparable." ”
Lao Suo applauded: "What a smart woman in ice and snow, I don't know how many people have been stumped by this riddle, no one guessed correctly, today you have revealed the mystery, you two can sleep in your arms, we should also go down the mountain and go home." ”
Suddenly, Zuo Anming stood up and said: "Wait, Dali is and Han Chenxing's love has gone through ups and downs, we gathered in this cave today to hold a wedding, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, let Dali and Han Chenxing introduce the long road of love, everyone said okay?" ”
"Okay." Full-field response.
The congratulators all stood up and applauded, clamoring for them to truthfully introduce the difficult love. Han Chenxing's face was full of shame, he lowered his head and giggled, and Han Donglang couldn't stop laughing. Dozens of people gathered under their noses, whispering mysteriously to each other, and laughing in a low voice. And look at them from time to time.
In an instant, the sound of ear-to-ear exchange came to an abrupt end, and everyone shouted in unison: "Please ask the bride and groom to introduce us to the relationship, otherwise, we want you two to make a fool of yourself on the spot--- hugging, kissing and caressing." Do you all agree? ”
"Agreed." The cries of enlightenment are endless.
The two of them couldn't resist the concerted efforts of thirty people, under the joyful eyes of both expectants, on Zhang Zhangle's flowering pink face, and under the push and encouragement of Lao Suo and Yu Wensi, Han Donglang held Han Chenxing's hand tightly, and replied shyly: "Guests, in order not to sweep everyone's Yaxing, we are happy to introduce you to the hard-won love process......"
"Boom", thunderous applause, resounding in the sky, staggered, one after another, echoing in the whole cave, echoing......
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