Chapter 9 Zhou Peigong
"A gang of grass thieves, what are you afraid of? If you are willing to listen to Zhou Peigong's words and use the plan according to the law, you will definitely be able to make them retreat automatically. Zhou Peigong's smiling expression was very polite and charming, with a look of bamboo in his chest.
"Another hypocrite, the same type as Wu Ciyou." Kong Sizhen secretly said in her heart, she is the best at dealing with such a pretentious man, she was cut off by Liu Haozi for a little bit of unkempt hair, put away her face at any time with a charming, very cold and jade Ying Ying bowed, and said in a clear voice: "In this case, I hope that Mr. Zhou will not hesitate to give advice, if you can really retreat from this gang of thieves, Sizhen will definitely do her best to protect Mr. in front of the emperor in return." ”
"Miss misunderstood, Zhou Peigong only wants to serve the imperial court, not in return." Zhou Peigong replied politely, unfolded a folding fan and shook it gently, and said with a chic expression: "Your Excellency, you don't know, this gang of grass thieves is against the emperor of the court, but they are even more against the thief Wu Sangui, Wu Sangui led me into the Qing Dynasty into the customs and dragons, and is already the mortal enemy of the Han people in the world, especially this group of self-proclaimed chivalrous grass thieves, that is even more hateful to Wu Sangui, this turtle killing conference can gather so many thieves in the rivers and lakes, is the proof. ”
"We all know this, you can quickly talk about the way to get rid of these thieves." Because the shouting and killing sound downstairs became tighter and tighter, a warrior from the good fighting battalion couldn't hold his breath, so he couldn't help but urge. Zhou Peigong smiled and said, "This adult, don't be bored." What Zhou means is that since these thieves hate Wu Sangui more than they hate the imperial court, why don't you adults reverse their thinking and fight against Wu Sangui with them? You must know that there are many thieves in the rivers and lakes who are counting on getting rid of Wu Sangui by the hands of the imperial court. ”
"Wonderful! Reversal of thinking! Kong Sizhen's apricot eyes lit up, and he praised: "With the same hatred for this gang of thieves, they will naturally retreat, and it will be more convenient for our actions in the future." Speaking of this, Kong Sizhen hesitated a little and hesitated: "The truth is good, but now that there is a fight below, what can we do to reverse the situation?" ”
"It's easy." Zhou Peigong smiled and said: "Your Excellency only needs to introduce a Lord Qincha to come forward to negotiate with the anti-thieves, and then tell those anti-thieves that your lords are here to punish the Western Election Officials who harm the people and oppress the people, and they have nothing to do with those anti-thieves, and ask them to provide assistance to facilitate the handling of the case, plus those Jianghu people who have been enveloped by your lords anyway to cooperate and incite from it - there should be a lot of the following, and this group of anti-thieves will definitely take the initiative to retreat, maybe there are some anti-thieves who will take the initiative to cooperate and help you handle the case." ”
"Good idea, it just so happens that the Cangzhou garrison camp near here is Wu Sangui's western election officer, so we will pull him out as a shield." Kong Sizhen applauded and praised the wonder, and muttered: "Who can be the Lord of the Qin Mission, and go down to negotiate with the thieves?" We have the king's order, flag, yellow coat, sword of the Son of Heaven and official defense seal letter used by the Qincha, but we must have a person who is eloquent and good at improvising to serve as the Lord Qincha, and come forward to negotiate with the thief in order to succeed...... Picking, can't speak, where to go and find the right person? ”
Kong Sizhen was in a dilemma, Wu Ciyou, who had been standing next to her, suddenly pulled her sleeve and pointed to Zhou Peigong, who was full of smiles and extraordinary bearing, Kong Sizhen suddenly realized, and was busy bowing to Zhou Peigong with a deep blessing, and said with a charming smile: "In this case, Sizhen dared to ask Mr. Zhou to come forward and negotiate with the thieves in the name of the minister, and Mr. Wang's permission will be accepted." ”
"Miss is too polite, but Zhou Peigong is just a grass people, how dare he be the minister of the Qincha? It's not right, it's not right! Zhou Peigong feigned surprise and waved his hand again and again to refuse. Wu Ciyou stared at Zhou Peigong and said, "Don't pretend to be an elephant, you came up with this idea - the role of the minister is designed for yourself!" But it's okay, your kid is a talent, no worse than Yao Qisheng's old name Huazi, with you to help us deal with Wu Sangui, Lao Tzu is also expected to take revenge. ”
"Mr. Zhou, don't be polite, come on, quickly bring the yellow coat to serve Mr. Zhou to put on, and the king's flag is waiting." Kong Sizhen also saw that Zhou Peigong was falsely pushing the truth, so he couldn't help but say that he grabbed Zhou Peigong and put the yellow coat on him......
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"Stinky thief, why did those Tartar traitors immediately kneel down as soon as you called 'The Emperor has arrived'?" After escaping to safety, Zheng Xin's first sentence was to ask Wu Yuanming questions. Wu Yuanming pinched her little face and said with a wicked smile: "Little girl, do you know what conditioned reflex is?" For example, if you raise a dog and whistle a few times before feeding it every time, it won't take long, as long as you whistle again, it will take the initiative to run to you and wait for dinner, and there will be saliva in the mouth, which is called conditioning. ”
"Those Tartar lackeys are all imperial guards and warriors who are good at fighting the camp, and they often meet with the Tartar Emperor in ordinary times, and every time they hear the shout of 'The Emperor is coming', they must immediately kneel down and kowtow to say goodbye, otherwise it will be a crime of disrespect and death." Wu Yuanming smiled evilly and continued to explain: "So I pretended to be a eunuch and shouted in a shrill voice, 'The emperor has arrived', and those Tartar lackeys are like dogs hearing the sound of eating, and they reflexively kneel down to say goodbye. ”
"Hmph, although it's a small skill of carving insects, but it's also thanks to the quick turn of your stinky thief's brain, you actually came up with such an idea." Zheng Xin rarely praised Wu Yuanming once. But Wu Yuanming didn't want to appreciate it, but pinched the little girl's face and smiled bitterly: "Xinxin, why do you always call me a thief?" Your brother Wu has no other advantages, and he is quite self-respecting in terms of women, otherwise when you were injured a few days ago, ...... Hehe, if you call me that, I'm going to be angry. ”
"Hmph, if you're not a thief, then you keep pinching my face and touching my hair?" Zheng Xin blushed and snorted: "You also met me who has a good temper and is easy to bully, if you meet my sister, you just touch one of her little fingers, and she will also ...... Cut it there. ”
"So powerful? Then don't introduce your sister to me. Wu Yuanming exaggeratedly wiped a handful of cold sweat, and smiled at Zheng Xin again: "Actually, I like to pinch your face because I treat you as a sister, and Sister Hui'er likes me to pinch her face." Well, if you don't like it, I won't pinch your face in the future, but don't call me a whore in the future. ”
"I'm just going to scream, stinking thief, stinking thief." Zheng Xin was coquettish, screaming and scolding while pinching Wu Yuanming, but the force was very light, not only did not pinch Wu Yuanming, but also made Wu Yuanming, who had not touched a woman for a long time, unbearable. Seeing that there was no one in the alley, Wu Yuanming simply hugged the little girl, opened his big hand and put it on the little girl's chest, and said with a lewd smile: "Okay, since you call me a stinky thief, then I will show you lewdness." ”
Zheng Xin was first taken aback by Wu Yuanming's hug, but after reacting, he didn't struggle, just glared at Wu Yuanming with a red face and said, "You dare, if you dare to touch it, I will kill you!" Having said that, Zheng Xin actually had some hope in his heart that Wu Yuanming's clutches would fall. However, to Zheng Xin's great disappointment, Wu Yuanming obviously didn't have much sexual interest in her, so he just removed his hand, let go of her slender waist by the way, and said with a smile: "Forget it, I'm not afraid of you, the main thing is that you have a terrible sister, for the sake of my future, I'll let you go." ”
"It's getting late, let's go back and rest, and we'll go back to Hexing Tower tomorrow to find out the results." Wu Yuanming yawned and said with a tired face. Zheng Xin, who was disappointed, was also very tired, but she refused to let go of Wu Yuanming, and said coquettishly: "My feet hurt, carry me." When Wu Yuanming protested, Zheng Xin said eloquently: "Who told you to disguise yourself as a father and I disguise myself as a daughter?" It is only natural for a father to carry a sick daughter. Anyway, Zheng Xin didn't care whether Wu Yuanming agreed or not, jumped on Wu Yuanming's back, skillfully hooked Wu Yuanming's neck, and leaned his head on Wu Yuanming's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Let's go, my good father." ”
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During the day, because of the search for Chen Jinnan and others, they turned around the Hejian Mansion, and they also worked hard to deal with the donkey and others, Wu Yuanming and Zheng Xin were really tired, and they rested separately after returning to the inn. There was no word all night, until the next day, the two pampered princes did not get up from the bed until the next day, and after breakfast, the two immediately rushed to yesterday's Hexing Building to inquire about the war. Before going out, Wu Yuanming was worried that someone had taken a fancy to him yesterday, so he bought a scholar's costume and re-disguised himself, and pasted a black mustache to disguise himself as a young scholar; Zheng Xin was shy to disguise herself as a little daughter-in-law who had just come out of the cabinet, and pretended to be a young couple who had just married with Wu Yuanming, and then went out to Hexing Building.
Holding hands and walking around the street a few times, Wu Yuanming and Zheng Xin gradually turned to the outside of Hexing Building, where there was a fierce battle last night, to Wu Yuanming's expectations, Hexing Restaurant was not smashed to pieces as he imagined, let alone burned to ashes - if it wasn't for the restaurant owner directing the guys to rearrange the smashed tables, chairs and benches on the first floor, Wu Yuanming really suspected that he had gone to the wrong place. Surprised, Wu Yuanming hurriedly pulled Zheng Xin into the building to inquire, but as soon as Wu Yuanming entered the restaurant, the guy in the store greeted him and said with a smile: "This lord, madam, I'm really sorry, the shop is pretending this morning, and it won't entertain guests until the evening, if the two of you have dinner, please take care of the shop another day." ”
"This is a good restaurant, why doesn't it do business in broad daylight?" Wu Yuanming tried his best to imitate the Fujian accent of his godfather Yao Qisheng, and asked in a pretended surprise. The little second smiled and said: "I don't know, there was a big fight in the shop last night, and the tables, chairs and benches on the first floor were almost broken, there was no way, so I had to close down this morning." ”
"The ...... who fights." Wu Yuanming originally wanted to think about the outcome of the fight, but considering that it was unreasonable to ask such a question, he changed his tone and said: "The fight is so fierce, your restaurant must have suffered heavy losses, right?" There is still half a day to open today, and your boss will have to lose at least fifty taels of silver in total, right? ”
"The guest officer is wrong, our boss can lose." The shopkeeper replied with a smile: "Yesterday, the master of Qincha who quelled the fight lost five hundred taels of silver to our boss, and our boss made a lot of money, and the little ones each got two taels of silver, and they all earned." ”
"Honcha-sama? Quell the fight? Chincha-sama appeared in the river house? Wu Yuanming had a bad premonition in his heart. The shopkeeper was very talkative, and said with a smile: "That's right, Lord Qincha Zhou!" The Lord Qincha was wearing a bright yellow coat, holding the sword of the Son of Heaven in his hand, and the servant behind him was holding the flag of the king's order, which was really majestic, and those who had already cut off each other's heads and bled were not afraid, and he said it in a few words, and immediately stopped fighting, and all left the restaurant to find a Western official to settle accounts. ”
"The Elector of the West?" Wu Yuanming blurted out. The little man in the shop nodded and said, "Yes, the Western Election Officer!" I heard that the western election official bullied men and women in the local area, disregarded people's lives, and did all kinds of evil, and the Qincha lord came to settle accounts with the western election official, but his subordinates had a misunderstanding with the heroes of the rivers and lakes who came to pay homage to the old man Fan, and the big water rushed the Longwang Temple to fight, and then the misunderstanding was cleared up, and those heroes of the rivers and lakes offered to help him clean up the western election official. ”
"What a trick to blame Jiangdong!" Wu Yuanming gritted his teeth in his heart, and said in his heart that Dad's other loyal lackey seemed to be hanging. Wu Yuanming thought about it, and hurriedly asked again: "That Lord Qincha's surname is Zhou?" What is his name, please? I happen to have a friend surnamed Zhou who is an official in the capital, could it be the same person? ”
"That Lord Zhou reported his name...... What's the name of Zhou? The shopkeeper turned his head like a guy who was setting the table and asked, "Stone, what was the name of that Lord Qincha Zhou yesterday?" Do you remember? ”
"Remember, that Lord Qincha is called Zhou Peigong." The fellow replied loudly. But before he finished speaking, Wu Yuanming's paint-painted face had already become whiter than a dead man, and he only muttered the words "Zhou Peigong", and his eyes were so frightened that he fainted in Zheng Xin's arms. Zheng Xin was so frightened that he shouted, "Brother Wu, Brother Wu, what's wrong with you?" What's wrong......? ”
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I don't know how long it took for Wu Yuanming, who was carried to the inn by Zheng Xin, woke up from a coma, and after waking up, Wu Yuanming didn't say a word, covered his face and howled, "Zhou Peigong! Zhou Peigong! Why are you following Xiao Mazi? Aren't you causing trouble for me? I went to Jiangnan this time, although the main reason is not to find you, but if I meet you, I will also recruit you, why did you follow Xiao Mazi? How much trouble you're going to cause me in the future! ”
"Brother Wu, who is Zhou Peigong? Why are you afraid of him like this? Zheng Xin, who had been guarding Wu Yuanming's side, interjected and asked. Wu Yuanming shook his head, he didn't want to answer Zheng Xin's question, as a person who understands history, Wu Yuanming certainly knows what role Zhou Peigong is - the most outstanding traitor in the Qing court in the rebellion of the three feudatories, killed the Mongolian king of Chakhal with thousands of slaves, a clever tongue like a lotus flower, single-handedly seven in and seven out of the Pingliang camp, said that Wu Sangui's important ally ***, scolded Wu Sangui's important strategist Wang Shirong, and also participated in the later battle of pacifying Geerdan, the only Han Shengjing governor in the Qing Dynasty for hundreds of years! Such a cow is under Kang Mazi, will Wu Yuanming have a good life in the future?
"Hmph, man's big tofu, can he be afraid of this?" Seeing that Wu Yuanming refused to pay attention to her, Zheng Xin, who had been worried about Wu Yuanming, was furious, and shouted: "Didn't you brag that you had beaten the Mazi Emperor of the Tartars?" How can you be afraid of a Tartar lackey like this? Spineless stinky thief, I am worried about you like this, I knew that you were so cowardly and afraid, I would not carry you back to the inn, and I would cry for you...... Bah! ”
"You're crying for me?" It was only at this moment that Wu Yuanming found that Zheng Xin's big delicate eyes were already red from crying, Wu Yuanming was moved in his heart, took her little hand and said softly: "Xinxin, thank you, it's Brother Wu who is useless, making you sad for me in vain." ”
"Phew! Who is sad for you? Zheng Xin's face flushed, shyly shook off Wu Yuanming's hand and turned his head, and said angrily: "Since it's okay, get up quickly, it's not too late now, let's go to the street to buy some longevity peach noodles, and then go to Fan Yingde's old hero to pay a birthday to my sister and my master." Hmph, as long as I find my sister and master, I will never want to see you stinky thief again, coward! ”