Chapter 22: The Battle of the Two Rivals
"Is it clean? How do I still feel a little dirty? Valing deliberately asked defiantly by touching the sweaty horse's supple horsehair, but smelling the scent of the horse's body through the black veil made her very satisfied, and she couldn't help but smile happily.
"Female star, if you don't think it's clean enough, brush it yourself." Su Fan said angrily, he is a person with a serious cleanliness habit, and he can't tolerate the slightest feeling of dirtiness. What's more, he will do everything he wants to do well, and he will never allow the slightest flaw.
"I don't think it's clean enough, especially the smell of this horse, it's as stinky as yours, and it makes people want to vomit." Valing was purely looking for ballast, and the smell was obviously very fragrant, but when it reached her mouth, it became stinky.
Listening to the eldest lady degrading herself to nothingness, Su Fan was very angry, strode in front of the sweaty BMW, sniffed back and forth with his nose, and then touched the back of his head and said to himself: "It doesn't smell at all, it seems to be quite fragrant." ”
Looking at Su Fan's stupid movements, the people standing in the courtyard and watching the excitement laughed, and everyone present could see that the eldest lady was playing with him, but he sincerely believed it.
"Why doesn't it stink, you smell it carefully, does it smell like stinky tofu?" Valing ignored the laughter of the people present, and pointed to the sweaty BMW for Su Fan to smell again.
As soon as he heard the stinky tofu, Su Fan, who was clean by nature, couldn't stand it very much, and he retched very badly.
"Dumb goose, I see why you can't do it, or I'll do it myself." Valing purely made Su Fan ugly, picked up the brush beside him and gently brushed the sweaty BMW.
Seeing that the eldest lady, who had always been unreasonable and arrogant, was accustomed to the gentle demeanor of the sweaty BMW, Su Fan was very surprised, and stood there stunned and didn't know what to do.
"Hurry up, stand up, I'll give you a bath, you have to be obedient, don't shake your body, otherwise you'll splash me all over the water." Valing held the sweaty BMW, combing its hair affectionately, and chatting with it in a hoarse voice.
Su Fan never thought that the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion in front of him also had a kind heart, so he was very ashamed of his previous dirty ideas, and hurriedly stepped forward to help embarrassed.
"What do you call it?" Su Fan took the brush in his hand and chatted with Valing.
"Hurry." Valing seemed to be in a good mood, and as soon as Su Fan asked, she immediately replied happily.
"It's a simple name, without any connotation." Su Fan complained that he felt that the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion should be very literate, but he didn't expect the name to be so straightforward, even a three- or four-year-old child could get it.
"Silly goose, I'm afraid you don't understand, so it's so simple. Don't you think that naming a name should be the same as being a person, and it's better to be simple and straightforward in everything. Valing explained while not forgetting to teach Su Fan a lesson.
"Female star, girls themselves should be introverted, I think it's better for you not to be too straightforward." Not to be outdone, Su Fan directly taught Valing a lesson.
Valing is the eldest lady in the Prime Minister's Mansion, and no one has ever dared to teach her a lesson, let alone in front of so many people in the mansion. The faceless Wa Ling was very angry, grabbed the bucket on the ground and fell on top of Su Fan's head.
"Mom, you're so unpredictable and moody." Without the slightest defense, Su Fan was splashed all over by Valing, like a chicken in soup.
Looking at the wet Su Fan, Waling was in a good mood, thinking that he had finally avenged the revenge of drilling the dog hole, so he said domineeringly under the hat: "Stupid goose, remember not to teach people in the future." ”
"You are a female star, you are quite unreasonable, purely undereducated, how about I teach you a lesson today?" Su Fan also got angry, grabbed the gourd scoop beside him, threw the long braid behind him, scooped up the water in the bucket and splashed it on Valing.
Valing was not the one who suffered, and while dodging, he took the scoop of water from another bucket and scooped water to fight against Su Fan.
When the people in the house saw the situation of the battle between the eldest lady and Su Fan, no one came up to stop them, but they all watched the battle happily, shouting and cheering while watching the battle.
"Miss, on the left, attack him on the left."
"Miss, right, attack his right."
"Miss, attack him."
The people in the Prime Minister's Mansion are so strange, seeing that the eldest lady is obviously scared to death, but she does not show weakness when she follows the coaxing, listening to so many people cheering up the eldest lady, Su Fan feels that he is so lonely, so thin, and so faceless.
"Bai Langzhong, help me." Su Fan happened to hide in front of Bai Langzhong, and looked at Bai Langzhong's smiling appearance and hurriedly asked for help.
"Master Su, you are the one who broke in, don't pull me into the water." Bai Langzhong touched his beard, clearly not helping, and looking at the lively situation.
"Mr. Bai, we came together, grasshoppers on the same rope, you can't help me." Su Fan was really stunned by the eldest lady, and he didn't care about the reserve he should have, so he began to argue with Bai Langzhong.
Bai Langzhong seemed to have taken too much medicine and his mind was abnormal, so he pushed Su Fan, who was hiding behind him, to the front and said, "Master Su, a person who escapes from the battle is not the style that a man should have. ”
"I didn't." Su Fan explained anxiously, afraid that even the only outsider, Bai Langzhong, would be on the side of the eldest lady.
"Silly goose, are you going to be a shrunken turtle?" Waling held a scoop of water, standing in front of Bai Langzhong and chasing back and forth, wanting to splash Su Fan but couldn't, he was very anxious and couldn't help but use the agitation method.
"Who is talking about shrinking the head of the turtle, female star!" Su Fan said angrily, with a personality that swore to fight to the end, and immediately stood up from behind Bai Langzhong.
As soon as Valing saw Su Fan appear, he immediately took a scoop of water and poured it on his head.
"Wow, that's so comfortable!" It was very hot in the summer, Su Fan was poured on the head by Valing, it was so cool, he wiped his face with his right hand, immediately picked up the water scoop on the ground, scooped up a scoop of water and planned to return immediately.
"No, Master Su." Bai Langzhong took his hand and hurriedly stopped him, asking Su Fan to quickly put down the water scoop.
"Bai Langzhong, why do you turn your elbows out." Su Fan said angrily, he felt that Bai Langzhong didn't help him, so how could he let go of the best opportunity in front of him.
"Master Su, the girl is squeamish, if she is during the menstrual period, you will ruin her life." Bai Langzhong is from Langzhong in the end, and it is clear in one sentence.
Listening to what Bai Langzhong said was reasonable, Su Fan's face flushed slightly, and he felt that he couldn't go too far, and he was very angry when he couldn't splash it on Waling with a scoop of water, so in order to vent the grievances in his heart, he poured it on his head.
"Wow, Master Su, are you crazy? Splash yourself, can't you beat Miss, so you take yourself out of anger? The subordinates of the Prime Minister's Mansion didn't know what Bai Langzhong said to Su Fan, they only saw him pouring himself, and felt that this Bai Langzhong was really amazing, and he made Su Fan crazy unconsciously.
Valing also felt that Su Fan was so strange, and looking at his strange behavior, he couldn't help but nervously say to Bai Langzhong: "Mr. Bai, you quickly show this stupid goose to see if he has become a stupid goose." ”
"Female Evil Star, you..." Su Fan was so angry that his lungs were about to explode when he heard Warling's ridicule, and he really wanted to fight with Waring with the water scoop, but thinking of what Bai Langzhong had just said, he couldn't bear to lift a bucket of water and pour it on his head again.
"Master Su, you are amazing, good looking!" Bai Langzhong saw that Su Fan would rather torture himself, and no longer poured a scoop of water on Valing, and stretched out his big fingers and began to praise him.
"Dumb goose, are you crazy, take yourself out of anger?" What a smart person Valing was, seeing all this, he immediately understood that Su Fan had been selected by Bai Langzhong, and he would rather wronged himself than fight with her again.
"Female star, I'm crazy, I'm crazy." Su Fan angrily shook the water on his body and rushed up to the top of Valing.
Seeing Su Fan's crazy posture, he was so frightened that Valing hurriedly ran away.
"Young Master Su, you can't bully Miss." It was so strange to deal with Su Fan's group of old mothers just now, seeing Su Fan chasing after the eldest lady, they immediately built a human wall in front of him.
"Hiding behind, what kind of hero is it!" Su Fan couldn't catch Valing, and looked at the group of trembling old women in front of him who couldn't break through, and he was very angry with his toothache, and he began to get excited.
"Miss Ben is originally a woman, and she can't be considered a hero at all." Valing waved his hand under the black veil, and scolded Su Fan mischievously.
It has been a long time since the Prime Minister's Mansion has been so happy and fun, and everyone is very happy to see the confrontation between Su Fan and the eldest lady, and some even brought pots and pans as musical instruments, and beat the cheering music on Valing and Su Fan.
In the end, it is the subordinates in the Prime Minister's Mansion, whenever Watting is in power, the subordinates will beat the instruments very loudly and rapidly, and they are very energetic to listen to, giving people a sense of momentum. When Su Fan is in power, these subordinates will knock the musical instruments to a sparse sound, accompanied by sighs, giving people a feeling of frustration.
Su Fan was stopped by a group of old mothers, and he couldn't make any money from Valing, so angry that he turned over and jumped onto a big tree, stood on the tree and yelled at Valing: "You female star, I am inseparable from you in my life, don't let you fall into my hands, otherwise I want you to walk around without eating." ”
"Dumb goose, what are you going to do besides stretching your neck and screaming!" Valing stood under the tree and pointed at Su Fan on the big tree and scolded, because he was so anxious, the hat almost fell off.
"Miss, pay attention to protect yourself!" Qingqing reminded him with something in his words.
Valing was afraid that it would be not fun to expose his face, and he was a little tired from tossing for a long time, so he stood in place and began to stop jumping, but just had a cross-eyed fight with Su Fan.
Su Fan is usually a person who rarely speaks, and he doesn't know which tendon he made a mistake today, so he insists on fighting against Valing to the end.
The long-term confrontation made Valing quickly defeated, after all, she was a woman with limited physical strength, and she couldn't do Su Fan, a tough guy.
Su Fan saw that Valing had no strength, so he took his long braids one by one and rested on a big tree.