"What does this smell like?"

Li Shimin spit out the potatoes in his mouth, took two bites, and complained: "If this thing tastes like this, then it can't be eaten!" ”

"Your Majesty, can you eat it as fruit? This is grain, and there is no rice to eat. "Li Mu looked like 'you layman', as if he was laughing at Li Shimin's lack of diligence and lack of distinction, Li Shimin made a big red face, but he couldn't refute it, in fact, he really didn't distinguish between grains and grains. With a background like him, he has been served since he was a child, he eats whatever he wants, and when he cares about this kind of thing.

"Don't talk nonsense, then you say, how to eat this thing?"

Li Mu thought about it 'seriously' and said, "The minister thinks that everything is not to be cooked, so try to cook it first." ”

"Yes, try boiling it!" Li Shimin handed the bitten potatoes to Gonggong Gao and said, "Spread the edict to the imperial dining room, what is this, what is this called?" ”

"Potatoes."

"Yes, I've boiled this potato!"

Father-in-law Gao took the potatoes and was about to do it, but Li Shimin changed his mind again and said, "Forget it, I will go in person." ”

Gonggong Gao was startled, hurriedly stopped, and said, "Your Majesty can't!" The imperial dining room is a place for cooking, how can Your Majesty surrender his identity, no, never! ”

"Why not?" Li Shimin glanced at the living room in the corner, and said loudly: "Although I am the Son of Heaven, it stands to reason that it is not suitable to enter the kitchen place, but if it is for the sake of the people, it is not necessary. In ancient times, Shennong's family tasted all the herbs and got medicine, and today, I will take the lead, taste whether this potato can be eaten, why not? ”

Li Mu hurriedly said: "Your Majesty is so right, this kind of love for the people, only a virtuous monarch can think of it, Your Majesty is noble and bright, enough to be the table of the emperor of all ages, and the minister is a courtier of His Majesty, and the person who finds this kind of potato is also very admired." ”

The monarch and the minister glanced at each other, and everything was silent. Gao Gonggong also understood, and glanced at the living room who was struggling to write, and he didn't know if his brain was short-circuited or watered, so he asked: "Living Lang, have you written it down?" ”

Julang raised his head, looked at the three of them blankly, nodded, and said, "Write it down." ”

Li Mu walked over and took a look, Chu Suiliang was about to stop him, he snatched it, only glanced at it, and he was so angry that he almost jumped up, only to see the living note written on it: "...... The monarch and the minister wanted to invite the name of eternity, and the eunuch asked, do you remember? Answer: Yes, it has been recorded. ”

"You bastard, why are you so ignorant? What's your name, don't leave when you're on duty, wait at the palace gate, Ben Hou will beat you up! ”

"Li Mu, it's presumptuous again. This is my living room, and he has a good calligraphy. His father is Chu Liang, and I appointed him in the Hedgehog Courtyard a few days ago, you have seen him. ”

"Scholar Chu?" Li Mu was shocked, and looked up and down at the wood-like guy in front of him, could this person be Chu Suiliang? It looks like it's about twenty-eight or nine, and it's really about the same.

"You are Chu Suiliang?"

The living room nodded, and Mu Ran said, "Exactly." ”

"Why are you so blind? Ben Hou and Your Majesty, those words are from the bottom of your heart, and you are not lying, what are you writing here? Isn't that ruining my reputation and that of Your Majesty? ”

Chu Suiliang thought for a moment and said, "I just recorded the truth, and that's what you said. ”

"Wrong!" Li Mu patiently argued with Chu Suiliang and said, "Whether our words mean this or not has nothing to do with your little living room." Let me ask you, what does the living room do? ”

"Write a living note." Chu Suiliang replied, and then added, "The living note is to record it truthfully, and not a single word can be changed." ”

"I know, you don't need to tell me." Li Mu snorted and said, "But you, you're not a qualified living room?" Everything you write is waste paper, and it's useless at all! ”

Chu Suiliang finally stopped Mu Ran's expression, and said angrily: "Why do you say that? I've recorded it all according to the truth, and not a word has been adulterated! ”

"Hah!" Li Mu sneered, pointed at Chu Suiliang's nose and scolded: "You still have the face to tell the truth? Did you record the conversation I had with Your Majesty just now? We've said so much that you've only written a few words. He put a living note on Chu Suiliang's face and asked, "How many words do you see?" We're talking about potatoes, do you have the word potato on it? ”

Chu Suiliang argued: "The living note is like this, to be concise and to the point, if every sentence is recorded, is it necessary to record nonsense?" ”

"Huh? That's the point! Li Muzui's skill is comparable to Chu Suiliang's, and his momentum has already stabilized: "How do you know which sentence is nonsense and which sentence is not nonsense?" Besides, you also said that you should record the truth, but did you do it? When you write, it is clear that you have a subjective judgment. Do you think Your Majesty and I are inviting names, and we are inviting names? On what basis do you judge for posterity? Can't any descendants think that Your Majesty and I are dedicated to the common good? Could it be that in your eyes, Your Majesty is wrong everywhere, and I am wrong everywhere? What qualifications do you have? What kind of thing are you? ”

Chu Suiliang is an honest man, where has he ever received such words, his neck is red in a hurry, and his voice is louder: "Zhuluhou, how can you insult people?" ”

"I insulted you? Hey, I haven't beaten you yet! Li Mu rolled his arms and sleeves, and was pulled by Gao Gonggong, Chu Suiliang trembled angrily: "Shi Ke can not be killed, I died today——"

"You fart!"

Chu Suiliang sobbed: "Can't I be killed?" ”

"It's over when you hit it? I said that you slandered Your Majesty, insulted the pillars of the court, that is, Benhou, your sin is too great, you are ill-intentioned, and you intend to rebel, I want to ask your father, what kind of crime is this, whether it is to kill the head or exile, whether it is to sit together or to destroy the three clans! ”

"I, I ......"

An honest man was forced to do this, Li Shimin couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Li Mu, don't be embarrassed by him, I don't think it's a big deal, he is just a little more upright-"

"Your Majesty," Li Mu said with a straight face: "You are too generous, this is not upright." The minister thought that he was inviting the name of future generations! ”

Li Shimin was puzzled: "Where do you start with this?" ”

"Your Majesty, this is the sour smell of the literati. Living Lang, it sounds good, but it's just a paperwork, it's not as good as joining the army in the army, and anyone who can write can do it. But he wantonly evaluated the emperor and the minister. Ministers and gentlemen, and then up? Is it polite? The living room is a memory, it's good for you to remember, and the evaluation can use you? Life is focused on there, and future generations have their own share of saying, some people see good, some people see bad, that is what future generations see, and you need to guide? Do you add these comments to show that you are an upright person? I'll just be sorry, boy, you're not qualified yet! ”