Chapter 563 What the hell is the ghost
Wu Hao was sweating profusely, trying to control the goldfish, but he couldn't: "What's the matter, what's going on?" Why doesn't it work, can anyone tell me what's going on, why is Yan Qi so evil? ”
The people screamed in shock, and knelt down in front of Yan Qi.
Especially the bearded man, he was full of emotion: "It turns out that Yan Gongzi is the real holy king, forgive me for being clumsy, I will kowtow to you, please forgive me and forgive me." ”
Kong Chen and Di Renfeng, you look at me, I look at you, confused.
"How did Yan Qi do it? Why did he become a holy king for some reason? ”
"Strange, weird, Brother Yan is always impressive."
Especially Leng Youxue, with a pair of cold and beautiful eyes, staring at Yan Qi without blinking, the corners of her red mouth were covered with a sweet smile: "This villain always surprises me, and what about the Holy King, I'm sorry!" ”
Jia Dedao was excited, and shouted: "Write it down for me, hurry up and write it down, Yan Qi is the holy king of the Lotus Sect, he is a cult person, he must be arrested and brought to justice." ”
Kong Chen and Di Renfeng glanced at Jia Dedao with disdain.
"Hmph, this guy is a little bit dizzy, and he still remembers a small book, can't he see Yan Qi's true intentions?"
"Judd Dao is in the game, and he doesn't understand Yan Qi's magical methods at all, just let him memorize a small book, and he will be depressed for a while."
Yan Qi finally stopped doing tricks, and looked at everyone prostrate on the ground, looking pious, he couldn't help but sigh, and said quietly: "Everyone, is my trick still wonderful?" ”
"What? Magic? ”
When everyone heard this, their brains trembled, and they were stunned.
"Isn't this the supreme technique of the Lotus Sect? How did it become a juggler? ”
"Noble Saint King, you have a great sense of humor."
"We are loyal believers in the Lotus Sect, and we are loyal, so please don't test us again, we will never be half-hearted again."
……
Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, their expressions were terrified, and they didn't believe Yan Qi's words at all.
Yan Qi stood with his hands in his hands, his expression solemn.
The climax has come to an end, it's time to close the net, and Seventh Brother doesn't want to play anymore.
Yan Qi pointed at Wu Hao, and then pointed at himself: "Father, fellow villagers, I regret to tell you that Wu Hao, and I, are not saint kings with great magical powers, we are all tricksters, the difference is that Wu Hao is an old Jianghu who is a trickster, and I am a great master of tricks." ”
Everyone looked at Yan Qi with a blank expression, not understanding why Yan Qi said this.
Wu Hao shouted in a panic: "Yan Qi, you don't talk nonsense, I have magic, you are the one who makes tricks." ”
Yan Qi didn't bother to pay attention to Wu Hao, and began to reveal the secret: "Everyone, do you know the principle of goldfish pilgrimage?" ”
"Yes!" The crowd yelled.
"Good!"
Yan Qi pointed at the goldfish: "All this is just an illusion, what kind of goldfish pilgrimage, the memory of the goldfish is only three breaths, it knows a fart pilgrimage." All of this is because of the box in my hand. ”
Everyone stared at the box in Yan Qi's hand.
Yan Qi deliberately hung his appetite: "Do you want to know what's in the box?" ”
"Yes!" Everyone spoke in unison.
Yan Qi smiled and lifted the layer of linen that was covering the outside.
The stuff inside was black.
The crowd recognized it at once.
"A magnet, it's a magnet."
"What a big magnet, this thing is big, but it's common."
"What are magnets used for?"
……
Wu Hao saw the huge magnet in Yan Qi's hand, and was shocked into a cold sweat: "It's not good, no wonder you can't compete with Yan Qi, it turns out that his magnet is bigger than mine, paralyzed, I'm so weak." ”
"It's over, it's all exposed, what should I do, what should I do?"
Yan Qi pointed to the magnet and said eloquently: "Father and old blind date, you have been deceived, what goldfish pilgrimage, it is all fake, I tell you, the reason why the goldfish will go with me is because the goldfish was fed magnet crumbs!" In the stomach of the goldfish, there are magnetic chips, and the magnet in my hand, the magnetic pole is just the opposite, wherever I go, those goldfish are attracted by the magnet, so they have to follow where, and this is the so-called goldfish pilgrimage, do you understand? ”
Everyone listened as if they had just woken up from a dream, and there was a lot of discussion, and there was a little suspicion.
Yan Qi pointed to the beard: "Please come up and perform a goldfish pilgrimage." ”
The bearded man was still a little suspicious, so he got on the high platform, picked up the magnet, and spun around the fish tank.
The goldfish swam around with the bearded man.
Yan Qi smiled indifferently: "Congratulations, bearded, you have a magnet, you have become a holy king, from now on, you can cheat money and sex, and life is boundless." ”
The bearded man reached out and fished out a goldfish, but it was too close, the magnetic force was too strong, and the goldfish immediately sucked on the magnet and couldn't pull it off.
"This ......"
The bearded man gritted his teeth angrily: "The magic of bullshit, I was deceived, I was completely deceived, Cao Nima, I was deceived so hard." ”
There are also many people who rushed to the high platform to experience what it was like to be a holy king.
After the experience, they scolded angrily.
"Paralyzed, I was deceived miserably, what a goldfish pilgrimage, it was clearly a magnet doing the trick, and my brain was kicked by a donkey."
"Fortunately, Yan Qi exposed the trick, otherwise, I thought that the Lotus Sect had some clever techniques."
"The magic of the Lotus Sect? Bullshit, it's tricks. Regret, embarrassment, in order to learn calligraphy, I scattered all my family wealth, how can I live, I have no face to see people, woo. ”
……
The crowd was noisy, scolding, and the scene could not be controlled.
Kong Chen and Di Renfeng were also amazed.
"I really didn't expect that Yan Qi would be proficient in so many miscellaneous anecdotes, although we are full of poetry and books, compared to Yan Qi, we are like a fool and an imbecile."
"Yes, Lao Kong, we are still from Jinshi, compared to Yan Qi, we are a scumbag, no wonder Leng Youxue likes Yan Qi, people are much better than us by virtue of their tricks. Although we envy it, we will never be able to learn it, and we will never be able to learn it. ”
Leng Youxue jumped on the high platform, took the magnet and passed the addiction of being a 'holy king', and smiled: "It's so fun, Yan Qi, it's the most ghost ideas, this time, I have to admire your cunning, my aunt and grandmother give you a thumbs up." ”
"Hehe, I have a lot of ghost ideas, Xiaoxue, if you bite me twice, I'll give you a few more funnier spells."
"Fuck you, stinky rascal, I won't bite you."
As soon as Leng Youxue heard the word 'bite', her body was soft, her eyes became soft, and her expression was timid, compared with the fierce demeanor before, she suddenly changed as if she had changed a person, and her bones revealed ten thousand styles, and her fragrant shoulder hit Yan Qi, light and soft, where is the collision, it is clearly Qingqing and me.
Yan Qi was knocked into a flutter.
Xiaoxue is thinking of spring, as soon as she thinks of spring, I will be in danger.