Chapter 29: Tell Yourself

Li Shimin was slightly stunned, then smiled and said, "Yes, you are already an adult...... Come and give a seat to the Hou of Zhulu. ”

Father-in-law Gao moved a Hu chair, and Li Mu Xie En sat down, but he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart. What is Li Shimin talking about, dare to love everyone who has known each other for so long, and you have always treated me as a child?

Although he thought so, he didn't dare to say it, and sat honestly.

Li Shimin looked at Li Mu and said, "Li Mu, I have sent someone to investigate you. ”

"Huh?" Of course, Li Mu had already guessed it, but he still showed appropriate surprise, stood up in a panic, bowed down and said, "The minister is panicking, has the minister done something wrong?" Please also ask Your Majesty to make it clear. ”

"Sit down." Li Shimin said: "Don't panic, you didn't do anything wrong, it was my suspicion that became heavier, so I sent someone to check, but this can't be blamed on me, you kid, every time you surprise people, it's really hard not to make people suspicious." As you just said, I am the Son of Heaven and should be responsible for the world. Since I have decided to reuse you, I must prophet your roots. Otherwise, if you are a member of the gate, it will be unfavorable to me. ”

Li Shimin said it so bluntly, but Li Mu didn't expect it, and after a moment's pause, Li Mu asked, "Your Majesty can investigate something?" ”

Li Shimin shook his head and said, "The people I sent have visited Mayi City all over the city, from the county magistrate to the neighbors near your house, and there is nothing abnormal. The people I sent are my confidants, and I have no reason to doubt the news they have sent back. But because of this, I was even more confused. You're just a seventeen-year-old hairy boy, why do you have such a big ability? Others have been studying since childhood, and they may not be able to make a good poem at the age of seventeen, but you can write a chapter, what is the explanation? ”

"Horseshoes don't matter, to improve the plough, you must be well versed in its way, I sent someone to send back, you are in the city of Mayi, there is no field, you should not be familiar with the plough. So how did you manage to improve the plow? ”

"There's a lot more to it than that. Another example is reading, today you quote the scriptures, and there is nothing wrong at all. Even the scriptures of the saints have your own unique opinions. If you say that you are learning and selling, then the students in this world are really unbearable. Why do you just remember it, but you are a genius? ”

Li Mu was horrified in his heart, and secretly scolded himself for being stupid and forgetting to hide it. He thought that as long as he couldn't catch the evidence, everything would be fine. But now it seems that the ancients are still underestimated. Li Shimin is Li Shimin after all, how could he not find anything unusual. What Li Mu regretted the most was that he ignored a problem, this was the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin was the emperor, and the emperor could be unreasonable. He suspects a person, he doesn't need evidence, he kills when he says kill, and he doesn't need any reason.

In an instant, cold sweat covered his back. Li Mu swallowed his saliva and turned his heart sideways, and now that the matter is over, he can only harden his mouth.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty...... I can't explain it. The minister didn't lie, whether he wrote poetry or read, the minister just glanced at it...... Isn't that okay? ”

Li Shimin said: "I didn't say no, I just envy. ”

Li Mu mentioned that his throat and eyes let go when he heard this, boss, you are really naughty, the little one can't stand being so scared!

"I asked Qin Tianjian about it, and Yuan Tiangang divined it for you. He told me that you are a wise man. Captured in a Turkic camp, fleeing for your life, and experiencing life and death, you may have inspired your wisdom. Li Shimin looked at Li Mu and said, "I don't believe this statement, but your current performance makes me have to believe it." Li Mu, today you will honestly tell me, are you a person with Su Hui? The so-called Su Hui, what is going on? ”

Li Muxin said, you said so, I dare to say that I am not? His mind changed sharply, and he said: "Back to Your Majesty, the minister doesn't know what Su Hui is, but after the minister reported the news, there were indeed some unexplained things that happened to the minister. ”

"What's the matter? Let's take it into detail! ”

Looking at Li Shimin's curious gaze, Li Mu had no choice but to make up and sell it, and said: "The minister stole a horse and broke out of the Turkic camp that day, and was shot by a Turkic scout, this matter is ...... Did the minister say anything? ”

Li Shimin thought for a while and said, "It seems that I said it, and it doesn't matter if I didn't say it, I already know about it, so I will continue to talk about it." ”

"This ...... Well, Your Majesty knows, some of the arrows of the Turks are medicated, and one of them, when pierced into the body, causes people to be weak and dizzy......"

Li Shimin listened impatiently and said, "Pick up the important ones!" ”

Li Mu complained bitterly in his heart, boss, I want to pick up important things, but I have to say no? You think it's so easy to make up a story! Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Li Mu's mind, and inspiration came, and he said, "Your Majesty, the arrow in the minister's office is smeared with poison. But no one knew about it at the time, and neither did the minister himself. General Li Jing decided to take advantage of the fog to make a surprise attack, and then news came that our army had won a great victory and was pursuing the Turkic remnants. So the deputy commander of the march let the foot soldiers escort the wounded soldiers back to Dingxiang, and the rest of the men joined in the pursuit. ”

"On the way back to Dingxiang, Chen, the poison is poisoned."

Li Shimin frowned and said, "Poisonous hair? ”

Li Muxu nodded matter-of-fact and said, "What the minister can remember now is only some vague fragments. The minister lay on an ox cart, as if he was tied, unable to move. I wanted to take a sip of water, but I didn't even have the strength to speak. My mind became more and more dizzy, my consciousness became more and more blurred, and finally I couldn't remember anything. ”

"The minister's last thought was to worry about the minister's wife. The minister is afraid that once the minister dies, the old lady will have no one to take care of. ”

Seeing that Li Mu said emotionally, Li Shimin was also very emotional, and said: "I can see that you are a person of filial piety. ”

"Miraculous things happened at this time, the minister lost consciousness, but the minister did not die. Like other wounded soldiers, he was sent to Dingxiang, and when he was about to arrive in Dingxiang, the minister woke up, and the minister's wound was healed! ”

Li Shimin exclaimed: "Aren't you poisoned?" ”

"That's where the magic begins." Li Mu said seriously: "The minister's poison, I don't know how to solve it!" ”

Li Shimin is still not easy to fool, and wondered: "Is that all?" ”

"Of course not!" Li Mu continued: "Since that day, the minister will occasionally have a strange dream. No, it can't be said to be a strange dream, it should be a continuous, continuous dream. ”

Li Shimin asked, "What did you dream about?" ”

Li Mu smiled bitterly and said, "Your Majesty, the minister's dream is too ridiculous, let's not talk about it." ”

Li Shimin was already impatient: "I let you say it!" Say it! ”

Li Mu sighed helplessly and said, "The minister said, I hope Your Majesty will not think that the minister is absurd...... Chen dreamed that Chen lived in another world, and the people in that world wore different clothes from our Datang, but they spoke similarly. In that world, there is a big bird that flies in the sky, and people can get into the belly of the big bird and wander above the nine heavens, and they call this big bird 'flying chicken'. ”

"Flying chickens?" Li Shimin didn't understand at all, and said: "People are in the belly of the 'flying chicken', wandering above the nine heavens? ”

Li Mu stiffened his face and nodded seriously: "That's true, the minister also got into the belly of the 'flying chicken' in his dream, this 'flying chicken' is not really a 'chicken', nor is it a 'bird', the minister touched it with his hands, it was made of iron, it was very hard, like a house made of a bird, and there were windows, flying into the sky, you could see the clouds outside from the window." ”

"Ridiculous! Ridiculous! How can iron fly, even if it is made in the shape of a bird, it is impossible to fly! ”

Li Mu hurriedly stopped and said: "Your Majesty Mingjian, this is just the minister's dream, the minister has already said it is very ridiculous, the minister will not say it, so as not to pollute Your Majesty's ears." ”

"No, you go on. Chan thought it was very interesting. Who created this 'flying chicken' you are talking about, and who has such great ability? ”

"Hmm......" Li Mu had already entered the state, and said seriously: "In the dream, the minister is also a commoner, he has no status, and he can't see the person who makes the 'flying chicken', but he just hears people say that it seems to be called 'flight attendant'." ”

"Flight attendant?" Li Shimin muttered: "Are there any people with the surname 'Kong'?" But I don't know. Could it be that this 'flying chicken' is flying in the air, and this person is a woman, so she is called a 'flight attendant'? ”

Li Mu immediately made a look of admiration and said, "Your Majesty Mingjian, it should be like this." ”

Li Shimin looked at Li Mu and asked, "What else is so strange about the world in your dreams?" ”

"Hmm...... If you want to talk about the peculiarity, there is another one. Li Mu said: "In that world, everyone has a 'hand chicken'. ”

"Hand chicken?" Li Shimin frowned and said, "What kind of chicken is this?" Why are there so many chickens in that world? ”

"I don't know, but that's what they all call it."

"What does that hand chicken look like? What is it for? ”

Li Mu drew the outline of a mobile phone and said, "It's just a square flat box, does it work...... Let's put it this way, Your Majesty is in Chang'an, and the minister is in Luoyang, you can talk to each other and see each other with this 'hand chicken'. ”

"Isn't this a clairvoyant and an ear to the wind?"

Li Mu nodded seriously and said, "Poor, almost." ”

"It's ridiculous enough, no wonder you don't want to say it." Li Shimin said a word, suddenly glanced at Li Mu deeply, and said, "Are all your talents learned from the world in your dreams?"

Li Mu smiled bitterly and said, "Your Majesty, how is this possible?" When he was in his dream, he was like a bystander who had penetrated into someone else's body, and he had no way to control that body, but he could only listen to what he was, and see what he saw, that is, he could not even say a word. And the minister doesn't have this kind of dream every day, so far it's only four or five times, although they are all dreaming of that world, but the time before and after is not continuous. Sometimes the minister is a child, sometimes the minister is a teenager, as if he is reminiscing about the past...... Yikes! Your Majesty, is this what Daoist Yuan said? ”