"I'm making money, I'm making money! I don't know how to spend it, I buy a Nokia with my left hand and a Motorola with my right hand......" A phone rang from Li Dedao's trouser pocket, and waited for five or six seconds, wearing a white vest, flower pants, kicking a pair of flip-flops Li Dedao, who was shopping for instant noodles in the supermarket, slowly took out his mobile phone, and didn't look closely, directly pressed the answer button, put it in his ear and shouted: "You call again, believe it or not, I sue you for sexual harassment!"

A magnetic and somewhat dignified man's voice came from the phone: "What kind of sexual harassment, stinky boy!

Li Dedao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, then he laughed and said into the phone: "Dad! It's you! I thought it was the girl who sold me diet pills! By the way, aren't you archaeology abroad? Why do you have time to call me?" ”

"Stinky boy, don't be there, come back quickly, your mother and I are home, I have something to tell you." ”

"Hey, I'll be right back. Li Dedao hurriedly responded happily and put away his mobile phone, his heart was instantly filled with a warmth, his parents and he went abroad for archaeology, and they went for more than half a year, and there was no news at all, although he was always like this, and he was used to it, but there was a trace of caution in his heart.

When he has free time, Li Dedao often crankily doubts about his parents' profession, not an archaeologist, but an agent or killer described in the novel, who has to go outside on special missions all year round, so he will hide himself and not contact him.

Now that the two of them are back, knowing that they are safe, the trace of worry that Li Dedao often mentions in his heart has been put down, maybe they will stay away, but at least at this time he can have a short time with them.

Standing in place to sort out his emotions, Li Dedao happily carried a few bags of instant noodles and quickly rushed home.

Returned to his home of about 100 square meters, opened the door, and did not smell the fragrance of cooking when his mother came back in the past, so Li Dedao looked into the kitchen in surprise, and did not find his mother's busy figure, and looked into the living room, and found that his father was sitting on the sofa with his waist straight, and his mother snuggled in his arms like a bird, Li Dedao hurriedly pretended to cover his eyes and shouted: "Oops, I haven't seen anything, I haven't seen anything." ”

When Li's father and mother heard Li Dedao's words, they seemed to come back to their senses, hurriedly separated, and tidied up their clothes with each other.

Li Dedao saw this scene from between his fingers, put his hand down, and in order to break the awkward atmosphere in the air, the Lord opened his mouth and asked, "Mom, I'm hungry, have you cooked?"

Mother Li didn't make a sound, just bit her lip and shook her head, and looked at Li Dedao with doting eyes.

Father Li on the side beckoned to Li Dedao and said, "My son come and sit here, we have something to say to you." ”

"What the hell? How strange are these two people. Li Dedao muttered in a suspicious voice, and then said: "Wait for me, I'm dying of hunger, let's make a bowl of noodles first." ”

After finishing speaking, he picked up a bucket of braised beef noodles, tore open the package, and after receiving hot water on the water dispenser, he sat on the sofa next to Li's father and Li's mother, put the instant noodles on the table, and asked while tearing the seasoning bag: "Just say something." ”

Mother Li still didn't say anything, but put her hands on Father Li's right hand and looked at Father Li.

Father Li understood the meaning in Li's mother's eyes, so he nodded lightly, then patted the back of Li's mother's hand, gave him a comforting look, and said to Li Dedao: "Son, there is something I should let you know today, in fact, your mother and I are not archaeologists, but ....... ”

"I know, you're a state agent, aren't you!" Li Dedao on the side hurriedly interjected without waiting for his father to finish.

Father Li was stunned for a moment, and before he could speak, he heard Li Dedao waving the plastic fork in his hand and continuing to talk to himself: "You usually go out, not archaeology, but to carry out special tasks assigned to you by the state! That's why you don't contact me, right? Am I right?

Father Li shook his head and said, "No!"

"Ah, I guessed wrong!" Li Dedao, who learned the answer, looked disappointed.

"My son, my identity with your mother is far more bizarre than you think. ”

"What! It's still bizarre!" Li Dedao immediately became interested when he heard this: "Then tell me quickly, what are your identities!"

Father Li paused, and then said with a serious face: "Your mother and I are Supreme Heavenly Venerables who have crossed over from the Cultivation Realm. ”

"Bang!" The plastic fork used to eat instant noodles in Li Dedao's hand fell on the table: "Dad, you don't have a nervous disorder!" Li Dedao asked with concern what he was thinking now.

Father Li grinned, put on a dissatisfied look and said, "Hey, how do you talk, baby! Believe it or not, I beat you halfway." ”

Li Dedao stuck out his tongue, and then grimaced at Li's father.

Father Li stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Dedao and said, "Look at you, look at you, when will you grow up." After finishing speaking, Father Li calmed down and continued: "Do you know why you were named Dedao?"

"Ennnnn......" Li Dedao shook his head, indicating that he didn't know.

"That's because we hope that you can attain the Tao and ascend to immortality, but it backfired, and there was a little accident when you were born......!

"Ahh

Father Li stood up, took out a cigarette and lit it, took a deep breath, raised his head to 45 degrees and exhaled the smoke in his lungs, the smoke formed a long line of tobacco in the air, and at this time he seemed to be smoking not smoke, but lonely.

"Dad, don't pose, hurry up. Li Dedao urged.

Father Li looked at Li Dedao and then continued: "This has to start with me and your mother in the Flood Desolation Realm......" Father Li paused again, the expression on his face seemed to be reminiscing about the past, as if he was sighing.

Seeing Dad Li's expression, Li Dedao completely felt that he had been defeated by him, forget it, you love to pose, whatever you want.

At the same time, Li Dedao's heart was also a little surprised: "Flood Desolate Realm! Mythical story! Today's father's story is made up enough!"

Father Li reminisced about the past and continued: "At that time, your mother and I cultivated to the realm of Supreme Heavenly Venerable at a young age, and the two of them were young and vigorous, with no one in their eyes, and they acted from their hearts, so they formed a large number of enemies in the Flood Desolation Realm, and just when you were about to give birth, these enemies joined forces, and used despicable means to first sneak attack your mother, beat her to serious injuries, and provoke me with means, and then brought me into madness, and introduced me into the madness that they had arranged in advance." Immortal Extermination Array', triggered thousands of purple divine thunder, bombarded me, just when I was about to be bombarded to the soul, your mother rushed over, saw my embarrassed appearance at the time, and immediately jumped into this 'Immortal Exterminating Array', originally wanted to fly ashes with me to annihilate, but that Cheng Xiang activated the strange treasure on his body 'Time and Space Frisbee', so we were a family of three, crossed to the earth. ”

Speaking of this, Father Li looked at Mother Li affectionately, and Mother Li also gave Father Li a look full of love, and then the hands of the two were tightly clasped together, looking at each other so affectionately.

Seeing this scene, Li Dedao shook his head helplessly, lifted the lid of the instant noodles on the table, stirred the instant noodles a few times, and waved the plastic fork in his hand and said strangely: "Hey, hey, hey, you two old when I don't exist, wantonly show affection, very my single dog, know no, say ...... Anyway, why haven't I seen you use spells? ”

When Li's father and mother heard this, they seemed to have remembered that they had his son, so they let go of their hands that were holding each other.

Father Li said: "In order to go back to take revenge, your mother and I have been looking for some materials outside all year round that can make us return to the Flood Desolation Realm, and it is normal that you have not seen it." ”

"Okay! That's a reason, then I'll ask again, why don't you teach me some spells for Mao. ”

At this time, Mother Li interjected and said: "Dao'er! It's not that you don't teach you for your father and mother, but after being plotted by someone for your mother back then, it even affected you, so that you lacked an innate Dao body and couldn't cultivate, so you blamed your mother for not being good...... Didn't protect you. After Li Mu finished speaking, her eyes were hazy, and a few tears slipped from the corners of her eyes.

Father Li gently helped Mother Li wipe away her tears, comforted her, and then said to Li Dedao: " Your congenital Dao body is missing, and you can't cultivate the Dao, this situation is also very difficult to solve in the flood desolation realm with sufficient aura, and there is no way to solve this earth with scarce aura, so I discussed with your mother, in order to give you a complete childhood, I decided to hide all the things and let you live a normal life, and wait until you get married and have children, we will tell you all this, but unfortunately I have waited with your mother for twenty-eight years, and I still can't see any hope, and two days later it is a rare nine-star alignment star, and there will be a strange energy on the earth, with the help of this energy, activate the magic circle prepared in advance, and we can wear it back to the flood realmIf we miss this opportunity, we will have to wait another 500 years, so today your mother and I have decided to tell you all the facts. ”

Mother Li also shook her head lightly and said, "Dao'er, your father and I really want to see you marry and have children before we leave." ”

Li Dedao pursed his mouth when he heard this, and his heart was full of disdain: "Finally said the ultimate goal, in order to let me go on a blind date and get married early, I used to use all kinds of means, but I didn't succeed, and now I actually made up such a bizarre story, it's really painstaking, and I said that you two don't write fantasy novels, it's a waste of talent." ”

Father Li on the side saw through Li Dedao's heart and said: "Do you not believe it, and even think in your heart, we are talking so much in order to deceive you into getting married early." ”

Li Dedao opened his mouth and said in surprise: "How do you know, you won't tell me that you can read minds." ”

"mind reading, I raised you so big, I can't guess what you think in your heart, okay! ”

Li Dedao pursed his lips and said casually: "Speaking of which, my innate Dao body is lacking and I can't cultivate. ”