Chapter 285: If You Feel Happy, You're...
In the boat, the guests looked at the woman in the white dress in front of the door in amazement, and were stunned by her astonishing request.
Jump all into the lake and swim back? The boat was chartered by her?
If it weren't for the four painting boat guards still lying on the ground and wailing, everyone would have laughed a lot, this girl with a white veil covering her face was too arrogant, but now she didn't dare to laugh.
The woman held the sword in both hands, and when she saw that no one responded to her, she immediately got angry and shouted: "I count three times, who doesn't jump out, don't blame Benwu for being ruthless under the sword!" ”
Xiao Rui on the side looked at this woman in astonishment, especially when he heard her resounding name "Valkyrie", Nima, isn't this the little demon fairy of Balabala last night? She actually appeared here? Such a coincidence?
At this moment, the little demon fairy turned his head to look at Xiao Rui and winked at him.
! Xiao Rui immediately understood that this little demon fairy with multiple personalities was actually following him!
At the same time, the arrogance of the little demon fairy angered Wei Ying on the second floor, and he stood on the railing and said, "What a strong temper, I like it!" Someone, capture her for me, unveil her, and let Young Master Ben see if she is beautiful or ugly! ”
"Yes, Childe!" The four sturdy men behind him leapt down and immediately captured the little witch.
"Look for death! Dare to provoke this martial god! Kill! The little witch shouted angrily, raised her eyebrows, quite murderous, and saw her draw her sword out of the sheath, and the long sword in her hand turned into a silver light, directly slashing through the four men, and her body was extremely mysterious, and she was smart and casual in her movements, and the four men couldn't attack her at all, so she cut her wrist with a sword and cut her tendons.
Xiao Rui was shocked, the four third-grade martial artists were abolished like this?
After the little witch put away her sword, she immediately shouted: "Don't get out yet!" ”
In an instant, the guests and Oiran on the ship ran out, but fortunately, the little witch came by boat, and now that she occupied the ship, the ship was empty, so the guests and the Oiran climbed over and did not really have to swim back to shore.
Xiao Rui didn't move, and continued to drink his wine.
On the other hand, Wei Ying saw that his guards were easily abolished, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly wanted to escape, but the little witch's temper could tolerate him to escape? stopped him directly, as well as the three young men who were with him.
After a while, those who fled fled and left, and only the little witch, Xiao Rui, the two guards who followed, Wei Ying and his four injured guards, and the girl Yueru were left in the entire boat.
Xiao Rui was a little surprised, but he didn't expect Miss Yueru to leave, so he asked, "Isn't Miss Yueru afraid?" Why not go? ”
Yueru glanced at the little witch, nodded, and said softly: "I'm just worried, I'm afraid it's not, after all, I didn't do anything bad." Didn't Childe leave either? ”
Xiao Rui smiled and did not speak.
On the other side, the little witch stopped Wei Ying and asked with a smile, "You were going to tear off my veil just now?" Isn't it after tearing it off, seeing how beautiful I look, I start tearing my clothes, and then you come first, and the three of them drink soup afterwards, wow, you guys really know how to play. ”
! Xiao Rui covered his forehead, thinking that she was worthy of being a little witch derived from multiple personalities, and her words were not shocking, this was too direct.
Wei Ying was so frightened that she hurriedly shook her head and said, "Girl, spare my life, I have eyes and don't know the master, please forgive me!" ”
"Get down on your knees and tell me! Also, call me Valkyrie-sama! The little witch glared, immediately drew her sword, and said viciously.
Wei Ying and the three people behind him were also spineless, knelt down with a snap, and begged: "Lord Valkyrie spare your life!" We know we were wrong! ”
The little witch was satisfied, turned her head and raised her eyebrows at Xiao Rui, and actually teased him, then turned her head to look at Wei Ying and the four of them, and said with a smile: "You are exactly four people, come, let's play a game, listen to me, you kneel face to face!" If you don't obey, don't blame me for giving you a knife and chopping off your crotch gadgets! ”
Wei Ying and the four of them were so frightened that they hugged the heroes and didn't suffer the losses in front of them, and immediately faced each other in pairs.
When Xiao Rui saw this scene, he suddenly thought of a wonderful game, which was very interactive. I just don't know if the little witch can think of it.
At this time, the little witch smiled and said, "Do you know what the game is?" ”
Wei Ying and the four of them hurriedly shook their heads.
The little witch was triumphant and said, "This game is interesting, it's called: If you feel happy, pop it!" Let me explain to you, that is, you slap each other, and whoever slaps loudly will be happy. On the contrary, whoever doesn't fan loudly will be unhappy, and since he is not happy, then the Martial God will give him a few knives and send him to the Western Elysium! Believe it or not, the four of you? ”
The four of them immediately nodded like pounded garlic.
The little witch nodded with satisfaction, and then glared, "Still not snapping?" ”
Wei Ying and the four of them looked at each other, what should they do in order to survive?
Syllable!
Wei Ying slapped the young man opposite.
The young man covered his face, Nima fanned so hard, good!
Syllable!
Look, he fought back, and he fought back! He fanned out a powerful counterattack, and looked at Wei Ying's cheeks, which were already swollen! He did it!
Dog day! Wei Ying was furious, and then slapped him, and directly came with an angry blow.
The other two had a kind of impulse to be loveless, and when they saw that the little witch was ready to draw their swords, they couldn't bear it anymore, and they began to snap happily.
If you're happy, pop it!
Xiao Rui also wanted to snap, of course, not this snap, let alone that snap, but applause.
Compared with the little witch, her viciousness is simply willing to bow down, so to speak, she sat on her stomach last night, which is very face-saving for herself, in case she really gives herself a knife, she can only bear it.
No wonder as the saying goes, be brave and be afraid of hard, be afraid of being stunned, be afraid of life, and be afraid of mental illness.
Don't mess with psychosis.
Xiao Rui sighed, the little witch sat beside him, then tilted her head to look at Xiao Rui, and asked, "Valkyrie is so good-looking, you are not only good-looking, but also have a name!" ”
Xiao Rui was a little flattered and said, "If you like it, it's fine!" ”
The little witch said again: "Can you give Leng Leng a good name?" ”
"Who is Leng Leng?" Xiao Rui was stunned for a moment and asked.
The little witch said: "A cold and ruthless female killer, who kills people at every turn, which is like me, look at how happy they are." ”
Xiao Rui reacted at this time, the coldness that the little witch said should be another personality of Jin Yun'er.
Really! Kim Yoona just has multiple personalities! The main personality does not know the existence of other personalities, but the other personalities know each other.
Xiao Rui said: "I haven't seen Leng Leng, if she doesn't like the name, how bad it is!" ”
"It's okay! If only I liked it! The little witch grinned.
Xiao Rui groaned and said, "Why don't you call it a little red?" ”
"The killer is a little red?" The little witch's eyes lit up and said, "Good name, hehe, she must like it very much, one day it will be her turn to come out, let her thank you well." ”
Xiao Rui opened his mouth and wanted to refuse, but when he saw the four people who were still snapping, he immediately stopped talking.
"Okay." Xiao Rui nodded obediently.
At this time, the little witch turned her head to look at Wei Ying and the four of them, their cheeks were already flushed with each other, and the corners of their mouths were bleeding, and they all fanned out blood.
"Okay, stop fanning." The little witch waved her hand, looking at her expression, it seemed that she felt bored.
Wei Ying and the four of them sat on the ground, covering their cheeks, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Xiao Rui also thought that the little witch had a conscience and compassion, but she hummed lightly and said with a smile: "Ben Martial God still has a game, let's play one, okay?" ”
"Woo woo..." Wei Ying's hearts that had just fallen were lifted again, and they couldn't hold back anymore and cried.
When the little witch saw this scene, she glared angrily and said angrily: "What are you crying for, like a girl!" If you cry again, this Valkyrie will dismember you! ”
Wei Ying and the four of them immediately shut up and swallowed their tears back into their stomachs.
The little witch got up and walked over, excitedly saying, "The new game that comes to mind is called Lucky Darts!" Come on, come on, the four of you stand in a row, and this Valkyrie shoots a flying knife blindfolded, and if she can't hit you, it means that you are lucky, so it's fun, isn't it? ”
"The woman spares her life, the woman spares her life!" Wei Ying and the four of them couldn't bear it anymore and knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.
Xiao Rui scratched his forehead, and made up his mind that he must stay away from this witch and move out of the Golden Mansion tonight, no way, mental illness is terrible, female psychosis is even more terrible, all his reliance is helpless in front of her, he can't beat her, unless he lets Li Yuanfang follow him at any time, but how can he prevent thieves all day long, so it's better to stay away from her.
Seeing Wei Ying and the four of them kneeling on the ground begging for mercy, the little witch suddenly felt bored and said angrily: "Get out, get out!" ”
This is simply a sound from outside the sky, Wei Ying and the four of them hurriedly jumped into the lake, and the four guards who were picked off their tendons also fell into it, and the painting boat suddenly fell silent.
The little witch glanced at the two guards of the Jin family and said, "What are you doing in a daze, go hold the boat and continue to swim in the lake." ”
"Oooh!" The two nurses immediately ran out to support the boat, not daring to slack off in the slightest.
The little witch sat next to Xiao Rui and took off the white veil on her face.
When Miss Yueru saw the true face of the little witch, she couldn't help but praise: "The girl is so beautiful!" ”
"Call me Valkyrie!" The little witch frowned and said righteously.
Miss Yueru smiled awkwardly and said, "The Valkyrie girl is so beautiful!" ”
"It is necessary, only this beautiful face can set off the majesty of this Valkyrie!" The little witch said proudly.
Xiao Rui also has to admire the strength of multiple personalities, the body of the little witch is seventeen or eighteen years old, but her martial arts attainments are extremely high, no wonder they all say that people's potential is infinite, it's just a shackle on the brain, and you won't be allowed to play it.
"Valkyrie, your martial arts are so high, what about that cold girl?" Xiao Rui couldn't help but ask.
When the little witch heard this, she was a little annoyed, and said: "That girl is not a person, and her martial arts are higher than me, hum, but how can she be as kind and cute as me, what?" Are you interested in her? ”
Xiao Rui noticed the strange color in the little witch's eyes, and immediately knew that she was thinking of a conspiracy, so he immediately shook his head and vetoed: "Ask casually, you are still a Valkyrie, look at those four people, after this lesson, you must be honest." ”
"Whatever." The little witch snorted: "I came to you to hear an allusion to the Valkyrie, such a domineering name, there must be an allusion, right?" ”
Looking at her longing expression, what could Xiao Rui say?
If there are no allusions, you have to create allusions!
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