Saying-

There was a strange general in the previous dynasty. The fist is like a meteor, the whip is like thunder and lightning, dominating the field and destroying the court.

on, can God King Bedroom unveiling tiles.

Down, you can go down to the green building to fight.

The most alarming thing is that

Wherever you go, you take a coffin with you,

That's how the name of "Difu General" came about.

And that's not even the strangest thing,

The essential!

It's strange that's strange -

"Bell—"

A gong was really crisp, the storyteller raised his eyebrows, slowly picked up a glass of wine, smashed it, good wine, and sighed silently in his heart.

It's time, call it a day.

"What! Say it quickly! Coffin? Coffin and then too! ”

Everyone was anxious.

This is a small tavern with a side stopper, resting with some merchants who trade with foreign countries, because of the recent storm and sand, they will stop here for a few days, but the storyteller says the same thing every day, and always talks about the key point and does not say it, it is really infuriating.

The storyteller took the collar and waved his hand, just wanting to close the fan.

A strong man rushed up and angrily pressed the skinny storyteller: "*Yes, this folding book has been talked about for half a month, and every time I talk about it, it will be broken!" Do you know what's strange? If you don't say it today, I'll go and make a coffin for you now! ”

"That's right, you said, it's not like you can't make it up!" The crowd was also full of displeasure.

"Hero, you let me go first, you know! Of course I know! The storyteller's small body was pressed against the scumbag, and his face was blue with fright.

Half of it was because this strong man was really strong.

The other half is, he really only knows this folded book, and it was okay to coax those businessmen and darts who came and went, but now that the wind and sand are in trouble, this half-trick is annoyed.

But if it's all over...... What kind of dinner will you eat in the future?

The strong man dragged him well, and the storyteller smiled, cleared his throat, and said stubbornly:

But the strange general, with a head like a bull's head and a face like a horse's face, had a beard as big as a lion—

"It's so ugly, it's not the one who scared the enemy to death hahaha!"

There was an uproar below.

It's strange that's strange -

The storyteller suddenly hung the tone high.

This man is a woman.

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This story starts from the fifth year of Beiqi.

After a great turmoil five years ago, the decline of Southern Qi, although the Central Plains is still called Qi, but the national strength is still worse than that of Southern Qi. The states around the Northern Qi: the Western Regions are good at equestrianism, the South Yi is good at Gu poison, the East Ying is good at swordsmanship, and the Northern Xinjiang is good at animal husbandry, and the Great Qi in the Central Plains has become an important part of the four parties by virtue of communicating with the trade between various states, plus in the chaos five years ago, the Great Qi produced a strange general who was brave and good at fighting, and now he won the Nanyi in one fell swoop.

It was another dark and windy night, and the city guards of Luoning City, Kyoto of Beiqi, patrolled as usual-

However, they were actually very lazy as usual, nothing more than carrying lamps and spears from one place to another.

"General, are we really going to sneak in?"

But those city guards never thought that at this time, there were three thieves under the city wall, two fat and one thin, two tall and one short, wearing cloth clothes, and were trying to sneak into the city.

"Shhh ”

"Okay, general, I won't call you general-"

The fat thief who was beaten was called Dafu, and the other one who was somewhat similar to him was his brother called Erfu, and the two of them looked like tigers, and let the thin thief in the middle who looked like a ghost arranged.

"Slap" is another slap on the head.

"No, General—"

"Oh, you're going to be big, hurry, you'll be found later."

The thin thief buried his head, and suddenly thought of something, bent down and touched something on the ground, and then put it on his body, but the night was too dark, and the thin thief moved too fast, and the two fat thieves didn't see it clearly, and they didn't dare to ask.

The thin thief cat drilled forward with his head, completely by the moonlight, one foot deep and one foot shallow, regardless of the grass under the city wall that was taller than people, Dafu Erfu hurriedly followed, for fear that the thin thief would slip away, and he would not be able to find anyone later.

These three people are not bad people, but because they lost yesterday, they came to complete the bet today. The bet is that the loser is going to take an adventure.

Unfortunately, the landlord won, and now these three "peasants" are going to take a big adventure - to break through the city defenses and sneak into the city.

"Will ...... No, what's that, it's not good for us to do this. "That fat thief is a little weak-hearted.

"Oh, it's fine, but if something happens, it's best to run...... Also, I didn't say that I was responsible, if anyone shakes me out and sees how the master cleans you up. The thin thief was still looking for something on the cat's head, and his tone was authoritarian and arrogant.

Dafu naturally didn't dare to say anything more, thinking that the thin thief had hidden weapons and tools here, so he also helped her find them, but when he thought of the weapons, he began to feel faintly uneasy in his heart, and asked: "But how can I say it, we are all soldiers who protect the family and defend the country, how can we ...... Let's push our own tower......"

"Oh, it's because we are soldiers who defend the country that we came to check if our tower is secure! Could it be that there is something wrong with that? The thin thief said a lot of things very numbly, and he didn't take a breath.

The fat brothers seemed to be faintly excited when they saw the thin thief, and they didn't say anything more, thinking in their hearts that although this sentence still sounded strange, it was not unreasonable. Until the fat guy saw the weeds hidden—

"That's it?" The fat thieves asked almost in unison.

"That's it." On such a dark night, just listening to this tone, I could imagine the smugness on the thin thief's face at this time, "How is it, it's not bad." The two of you are more than enough. ”

"This is what you call the secret way??" Erfu was bold and lit it with firewood.

The thin thief had a look of "is there anything wrong?"

"It's clearly a dog hole!!" Erfu was reluctant.

"What's wrong with the dog hole! The eldest husband can bend and stretch to know if he knows, besides, you know and I know about this today...... Well, there is also Dafuzhi, when you cross this wall, you will have to blow, you are the one who broke through the city defense of Luoning City by yourself! ”

The thin thief was talking nonsense, obviously some high-sounding words, but this person said that the master was teaching the students "the one who is right".

"Oh, don't think about it, if you grind it again, you'll have to be discovered!" After the thin thief finished speaking, he shoved the two men into the hole.

-

The three of them walked side by side in the night market, and the passers-by all looked at them with strange eyes.

"Brother, what do you think they are doing to look at us?" Erfu asked.

"Hehe, let's just know it in our hearts, why do you want to show your backbone so much?" Da Fu Han smiled and straightened his sideburns.

This man looked like he had never seen the world at all, and his six eyes were as bright as a lamp. It's no wonder that these three people have just returned from Nanyi with the army, Nanyi is barbaric, where can you see such bright street lights, red, green and green playthings, friendly native accents, and ...... The beauty of this street.

Da Qi is the main businessman, natural thinking is open, women never have to tie their feet and cover their faces, this happens to be the hot summer in July, everyone how cool how to come, as far as the eye can see, it is a "good scenery".

The thin thief seemed to have been looking for something, and Daifuku Erfu was also dazzled by this flowery greenery, so he didn't ask, just followed.

Suddenly, this great fortune seemed to suddenly think of something, and asked, "By the way, the general ......."

A slap was about to be slapped again, Erfu seemed to see that Dafu had been beaten too much, and he was used to stopping it, and a reflex arc helped to pull it, and said curtly: "General, don't hit him first, you listen to Dafu first." ”

The thin thief in the middle, who was called the general, beat his chest angrily, with a hideous face but still whispered: "What will not be a general, Dafu Erfu, you two listen to me, isn't this just how you obtained it yourself, you!" Call the bull head, you! It's called horse noodles, remember! My name is...... I...... What's my name? ”

"Yes, General, I just asked you what your name is!" Daifuku had a "I'm not wrong" expression on his face.

"Oh, I'm called Hades, remember it!" The thin thief shook his hand, still looking for it with his eyes.

Erfu thought about it sideways, as if he suddenly remembered something: "General, you lost the bet that day, and the name you drew is Tianxian!" ”

Daifuku laughed out loud, and was afraid that the thin thief would beat him, so he covered his mouth and laughed like a girl.

"Tsk...... Who came up with such a mother's name," the thin thief looked at Erfu in disbelief, "Also, who went to the kiln and said that he was called Tianxian, he was sick." ”

"Visiting the kiln??" Daifuku stared at the thin thief with wide eyes.

The thin thief saw Daifuku's reaction and hurriedly covered his mouth.

"You're sneaking in today just to ...... O: I remember! Erfu pointed at the thin thief and said, "You did it on purpose, didn't you?" Because your wife will not let you come in the future, you deliberately sneaked in to visit the kiln the day before the army returned to the city! It is also said that the name of the city is not strong......"

The thin thief wanted to explain, but seeing that Erfu also said it so bluntly, he said, "Yes, what do you want to do to me?" Expression.

"No wonder!" Daifuku wanted to suddenly remember something, "I said that the luck of the cards was gone when I played cards that day, you did it on purpose!" ”

"You also knew about the dog cave in advance, right?" Erfu also asked.

"I said how did you lose your cards and you didn't play tricks!" Daifukudo.

The thin thief looked at the two brothers who were noisy and annoying, and he didn't bother to take care of it, and was caught just about to leave.

"General, I really didn't expect you to be such a person! You have simply lived up to our fantasies about you! Daifuku grabbed the thin thief's arm and said, "Tell me, where do you want to go?" Those who sell themselves are still artists, I will show you the way! ”

The corner of the thin thief's mouth twitched, and the two brothers walked away happily.

In fact, the thin thief didn't come to visit the kiln to visit the kiln, but this product is full of an inexplicable curiosity about everything, especially once a group of soldiers chatted together, the thin thief actually asked seriously "What is the kiln", everyone explained, the kiln is a place to chat with beautiful women when they are bored, and there is good wine, and you can listen to music if you are lucky.

It turns out that the kiln is a place to chat with people......

Apparently, the thin thief believed.

But when the thin thief walked to the front of the Incense Soul Building, he still frowned and paused.