"Young master, it's already dark, why don't you go home yet?" Steward Liu looked at Su Fan, who was sitting motionless at the table in the tea shop, and asked with concern.

"Steward Liu, why do you think I'm so unlucky, how could I marry such a hateful lady! I don't dare to go home for a moment now, I'm so afraid to go home and meet her and let me do something embarrassing. Su Fan looked at Steward Liu and said without concealment.

"Young master, do you have people who are afraid?" Steward Liu asked strangely.

"Steward Liu, what are you talking about, don't you have anyone to fear?" Su Fan looked at Steward Liu and was very angry, feeling that this Steward Liu was making fun of him like that prank.

"Young master, I see that you were not afraid of heaven and earth in the past, and I feel that no one can make you afraid in this life. I didn't expect you to dare to go home after just a few days of marriage, are you really afraid of your wife? Steward Liu teased with a smile.

"Steward Liu, what you said is not wrong at all, I am afraid of seeing that female star as soon as I go home now. As soon as I saw that female evil star, my legs went limp, and I trembled, for fear that she would trouble me. Su Fan said with a bitter face, thinking of the cleaning of the toilet that was tossed by Valing yesterday, he still wanted to vomit.

"Young master, I didn't expect that there would finally be someone who could cure you." Steward Liu couldn't hold back his laughter, he never dreamed that Su Fan would have today.

"Steward Liu, you have lived to such an age, hurry up and help me come up with an idea to see how to cure that female evil star." Su Fan asked Steward Liu for help, hoping that Steward Liu could help her.

"Young master, I really can't help you with this. Although I am just a housekeeper, I still have the final say in our house, as soon as I enter the door, my wife immediately comes up to help me take off my coat, change my shoes, and then bring me face water, and finally help me wash my feet, which can be said to be thoughtful and thoughtful in my service. Steward Liu held a pipe in his mouth and swaggered at Su Fan, feeling that he was so manly.

Listening to Steward Liu's words, Su Fan was angry, and said angrily: "It's all to blame for the splash that day who said that I was afraid of women, you don't know that I also want to put a man's score when I go back, but as a result, the score is not put out and she cleans the toilet, if this spreads, I won't have to lose the dead." ”

Su Fan and Steward Liu have been together for a long time, and they have already become good friends who talk about everything, and now Su Fan has nothing to taboo, so he has all of them with Steward Liu.

"Young master, Madame asked such a young and handsome son of yours to clean the latrine, I really can't imagine who came up with this idea, is it Madame?" Steward Liu's eyes widened, and he asked curiously with his mouth wide open.

"Who else can there be but that female star, you must know that if I had known that she was so difficult, I wouldn't have married her home, this is simply killing me, I have been tossed to death by her for the past few days." Su Fan sat on the chair, holding his head and complaining angrily, with a sad look on his face.

"Young master, no wonder you stink, you used to clean the latrine." Steward Liu sniffed the smell on Su Fan's body and said with a smile, he really didn't expect that Su Fan would obediently listen to his wife's words and go to clean the toilet, this is not a big joke if it gets out.

"Steward Liu, don't laugh at me, you still teach me how to treat that female evil star, right?" Su Fan sat on the chair and said weakly, like a wilted rooster.

"Young master, I didn't say you, if you want to find the person who treats that lady, I'm afraid it hasn't been born yet. Your lady's reputation is well-known outside, and no one knows it. Besides, if she knew that it was my trick to let you treat her, then I would not have to die for eight lifetimes, and I would not have to be chased by her all day long to cure me. As soon as he thought of this, Steward Liu immediately shut up, feeling that he couldn't go on any longer, and he would definitely suffer if he continued to talk about it.

"Steward Liu, do you have a trick? Hurry up and help me, I tell you, even if you kill me, I won't say that you helped me come up with the idea. In short, as long as I can cure that female evil star, what can I do? Su Fan looked at Steward Liu and said anxiously.

"Young master, I didn't say you, you better hurry home. If you stay here and don't go home, if that lady comes later, our whole tea shop will suffer. Steward Liu wiped the cold sweat on his head and said, he felt that what he said was very reasonable, thinking about it, if this Su Fan didn't go home after dark, I believe that Mrs. would definitely find it.

"Steward Liu, don't worry, she won't look for me. There is no place for me in her eyes, how can she come out to find me? Su Fan said lonely, he felt that Valing didn't care about his presence at all.

"Young master, I think you should go back, you see that Madame asked you to clean the toilet, she is purely rectifying you, if you don't go home, she will provide her with an excuse to rectify you." Steward Liu comforted Su Fan and asked him to see the current situation clearly.

"What are you afraid of, anyway, I'm a soldier to cover up the water." Su Fan said helplessly with the expression of a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.

"Young master, you're not afraid, but we're afraid. You'd better hurry up, for if Madame finds her, we'll be in trouble." Steward Liu knocked on the cigarette pouch and begged Su Fan for mercy, hoping that he would go home quickly and not invite his wife.

Seeing that Steward Liu was scared to death, Su Fan said coercively: "Okay, it's okay if you want me to go, bring all the guys in the tea shop, and let them help me come up with ideas to see how to rectify the female evil star." If they can come up with a good idea, I will go back immediately, if they can't come up with an idea, I tell you, it's still the same sentence, I don't go home today, no one wants to go home today, they are all here with me. Su Fan sat on the chair, put his feet on the cabinet in front of him and said.

Seeing Su Fan's unreasonable appearance, the guys in the entire tea shop begged for mercy: "Young master, you should spare us." If you don't go home, don't let us go home too. You know, our mother-in-law and children are still waiting for us to go back to dinner. ”

"Don't say so much, there must be my teacher in the threesome, you are all married people, you must be more experienced than me, tell me quickly, how to treat Mrs. Zhu." Su Fan pointed to the guy in the tea shop and asked for advice.

"Young master, our wives are not like your ladies, they are very obedient, we don't have time to hurt her, how can we treat them." The guys looked at Su Fan and said helplessly.

Looking at a relatively rich-looking guy next to him, standing there smirking, Su Fan was very angry and said to him: "Seeing that your mouth is smiling so big, you must have an idea, hurry up and say it." ”

"Young master, I laughed not because I had an idea, but because the last time I had a quarrel with my mother-in-law, and then she was so angry that she made me kneel on the washboard. Now I'm thinking, if you don't come home again, I wonder if Madame will let you kneel on the washboard too. The fat guy looked at Su Fan and said with a wry smile.

"Kneeling on the washboard, what's so strange about that. You must know that these are thousands of years old guys, and our current Taishi Liu doesn't know how many washboards he has broken on his knees. Su Fan said unconvinced, thinking that this was nothing funny.

"Young master, since you are not afraid of anything, then you should hurry home. We don't want to go home and kneel on the washboard. A relatively young man looked at Su Fan and begged for mercy, you must know that this washboard kneeling but his leg hurts badly, and none of them want to be punished like this.

Looking at the young man's nested appearance, Su Fan scolded angrily: "Look at your little appearance, scared like this, do you often kneel on the washboard at home?" ”

"Young master, don't talk about us. If you're not afraid of kneeling on the washboard, you'd go home, why don't you stay in the tea shop? We know how good it is to kneel on the washboard, so please let us go back quickly. "The young man was terrified, and it seemed that he must have had a tigress in his house, or he would not have been so frightened.

"It's really unproductive, I originally wanted you to help me with ideas, but I didn't expect you to be more afraid of Mrs. than the other. Alas, don't talk about it, go back quickly. Su Fan said angrily.

Seeing that the young master was finally willing to let them go, the guys in the tea shop were very grateful and said, "Thank you, young master, then let's go, you can go back quickly." ”

Looking at the situation where the guys were rushing out of the door like a swarm, Su Fan said, "Oh, Mom." It seems that everyone is looking at the scenery on the surface, and they are afraid of their mother-in-law inside! ”

"Young master, don't say cool things, let's think about yourself." Steward Liu's legs and feet were a little slower and walked last.

"Steward Liu, they're gone, you can't leave yet, you have to stay here and continue to help me come up with ideas." Su Fan pulled Steward Liu's sleeve and begged.

"Young master, I beg you, all the guys just now didn't help you come up with a good idea, what can I help a bad old man?" Steward Liu said with a bitter face.

"I don't care, you have to help me anyway." Su Fan pulled Steward Liu and began to be coquettish.

Looking at Su Fan's appearance, Steward Liu couldn't bear it, so he had to say: "

I want you to beg the master, maybe he can find a way. You see that the old lady is very naughty, isn't she still managed by the old lady to be obedient. ”

"Steward Liu, you are a heart, right? Isn't this a pot that you don't open and mention? Knowing that my father and mother were gone, where did I go to ask them for advice? If they knew that I was made like this by that female star, I guess they would definitely think that I was unproductive and embarrass them. Maybe they will come back against me, then I will be caught between the front and back, and then I will be completely unlucky. Su Fan said very sadly.

"Young Master, what should you do then? I really can't help it, you must know that my wife is really obedient, I have never experienced such a thing as you. You asked me to help you come up with ideas, I really can't do anything! "Steward Liu sat at the door of the tea shop and wanted to go home but couldn't leave, he was really wronged.

"Young master, I have a solution, you can try it." A drunken old fellow came up and said.

"Uncle, what can you do to say it quickly." Su Fan asked anxiously.

"The young master is very simple, wine can strengthen courage, you might as well drink more wine and go back, see that she is not pleasing to the eye, just beat her up." The old man said with a wine gourd dangling.

Listening to the old man's bad idea, Su Fan was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he said loudly: "Uncle, are you calling this an idea?" You're going to kill me! ”

"Young master, you are right to listen to me, you must know that this woman owes a beating, if she doesn't open the roof for a day, I will have to beat her at two ends in three days, so that she is honest and obedient." The old man gestured and showed Su Fan a drunken demonstration, and asked Su Fan to follow suit.

Su Fan knew Wa Ling's temper, he absolutely couldn't start fighting, if he did, I believe that this Wa Ling would definitely make him even worse, so he honestly didn't even have to think about this trick, so he waved his hand to the drunk old man and said: "Uncle, you better go home, drink less, maybe you drink too much, and you will be beaten by your wife when you go home." ”

"Young master, what you said is not wrong at all, I don't drink, and I was beaten by my wife when I went home, and I felt uncomfortable. I was beaten by my wife after drinking like this, and I didn't know anything. In the future, if outsiders ask me, I will say that I was drunk and was beaten by my wife, and there is no shame. The old man staggered away, listening to his words, Su Fan finally understood why this old man drank like this.