"Two days later, in the early morning, the sky was overcast and gloomy, and the air was indescribably oppressive.

The city is bustling and peaceful, and there is an endless stream of merchants coming and going in the city gate tower.

At this time, outside the city gate, a small sedan chair, a grandmother, and two or three people escorted, shabby.

The guards guarding the city stopped them, and after careful questioning, they learned that it was from Hejia Village outside the city, marrying a daughter, and the groom was the son of the city's surname Chen, who was said to be a fool, this fool was making trouble all day long, and Master Chen locked him up at home to avoid trouble, and almost no one knew him.

The people on both sides of the road pointed and pointed, "I heard that Chen fool, full of salivation, feces and urine are pulled in his pants, he is in his twenties, and he is fed when he eats." ”

"Who said it wasn't, why did you suddenly get married."

"It must be a girl from other places who spent money to buy, I'm afraid that the night will be long and I will have many dreams, so I hurry up and marry to feel at ease."

"yes, whoever is there will marry him."

Seeing that it was noon, the son of the Chen family had not come out to greet his relatives, and he attracted the people of good things to have a pastime.

The guards listened to the discussion of the people and knew that it was a fool to marry a daughter-in-law, but they still had to check carefully, and even the sedan chair man and the send-off team did not let go, and went to pull the sedan curtain, but was stopped by the grandmother.

"Official, the bride didn't arrive home, it was unlucky, and my girl didn't have a good temper, so ......"

"Get out of here, the capital is not another place, it is at the feet of the Son of Heaven, in case there are any ill-intentioned people who mix in and disturb the peace, can you take responsibility?"

"Official, if you delay the auspicious time, it will hurt a couple of newcomers."

Mama still wanted to stop it, but was pushed away by the guards, and as soon as her hand reached over, the sedan curtain was lifted by the people inside.

A woman with a brave figure and a taller than a man jumped out of the palanquin with her skirt, ripped off the hijab on her head, and said in a sharp voice, "Who do you say is a wrongdoer?" It's hard for people to get married, but you still stop you, do you want to marry me? ”

The guards looked up at this woman, gasped, horizontal eyebrows, hanging triangular eyes, red and bright bloody mouth, yellowed teeth, and accidentally ate the rouge on the mouth, bloodstained like a murder scene, the bridge of the nose is estimated to be smallpox, leaving spots of pockmarks, and the dark face is coated with a layer of white fat powder, looking regurgitated.

Maybe it was to be able to get married, but I was too excited, and my head was like a flower shop, a dominatrix with flowers and branches, and the guards moved their throats, and they almost didn't vomit out the overnight meal.

The bride strode forward, the people on the side of the road couldn't help but retreat, the guards couldn't help covering their mouths and gagging, and they all stammered, "Young lady of the Chen family, we are just acting on orders, not to embarrass you." ”

The bride crossed her waist and sat on the ground, crying like a ghost, and reached out to wipe her tears, "You are all against me, is it easy for me to marry someone?" The son of the Chen family, he has not come to pick up his relatives until now, what is he going to do, dare to bully the old lady like this, I want to let him enter with a white knife and come out with a red knife. ”

On the day of the big day, what a red knife, a white knife, this bride is not in a bad temper, but I am afraid that her brain is not good.

The old lady stepped forward to support and comfort her with embarrassment, but the bride, like an addiction, just didn't want to go back to the sedan chair.

A few guards regretted checking the sedan chair, and glanced at the city gate, their leader, and signaled for permission.

"Alright, alright, you guys go in."

But the bride was not happy, and sat on the ground and was unwilling to go, "If the groom does not come, the old lady will not leave." ”

At this time, several tall horses came from the city, led by a young man dressed in a bridegroom's garment, who was carried on a horse.

His eyes were blank and anxious, his face was pale, he hadn't seen the sun for many years, his body was weak like a fish with a spine, and he was slanting the corners of his mouth and drooling.

was helped down, and his legs were still twisted three times, and he said vaguely, "Lady, I'm here, I just went out, and I peed my pants again, so I'm late, don't be weird, lady." ”

"Hahaha!" The crowd erupted in laughter.

"What, you're a fool." The bride quit and got up from the ground, "It turns out that the matchmaker deceived the old lady, didn't she say that she was young and handsome, a white-faced scholar?" The old lady is not married. ”

After saying that, he knocked down the people who were blocking him, and strode out of the city gate.

Chen Gongzi caught up with his legs twisted, went up and hugged him like a dog skin plaster, squinting his eyes, he couldn't see what the woman in front of him looked like, and said with a big tongue, "My mother said, I am only twenty called handsome, that is, young and handsome, I am white, and I can write the word scholar, so I am a white-faced scholar." ”

can still be explained like this, the people in the crowd, looking at this couple, all agreed, "Girl of the He family, you are a good match, Lang Jackal Witch, a match made in heaven, go back with Chen Gongzi." ”

The bride listened to what everyone said, and then reluctantly stopped.

"Mother, mother, let's go home and sleep."

Chen Gongzi drooled, was hugged by the bride and sat on the step, she herself got into the sedan chair, and walked towards Chen's house.

There was a lot of discussion in the crowd, yes, yes, go home, the more crooked melons and cracked dates match, the better, it is simply to eliminate harm for the people, and it is not good to die.

The marrying team was mighty, blowing and beating all the way in the direction of the Chen family.

After worshipping heaven and earth, worshipping the high hall, the husband and wife were sent to the cave room.

In the dead of night, the guests dispersed, and the bride was still sitting on the red wedding bed, writhing in discomfort, as if she had scruples, but she didn't dare to struggle too intensely.

The bridegroom sat at a table covered with a red tablecloth with his legs crossed, poured himself a glass of wine, and threw melon seeds into his mouth as he drank.

Looking up at the bride sitting on the bed, he couldn't help it, "Poof! He laughed.

The bride seemed to be angry, ripped off the red hijab on her head, walked over in a few steps, reached out and grabbed the groom's shoulder, and bit the words very hard, "Jun Mufan, you fucking mother, you still dare to laugh!" ”

Mo Hongqing's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and he was afraid that he would not be able to control it if he made it like this, and slapped this little hoof to death.

"Ha puff puff ......" Jun Mufan drank a sip of wine, almost choking himself, "Lady, why are you scolding?" Also, why did you take off your hijab yourself, not waiting for your husband......"

"Stop the fucking bullshit, shut up the master." Mo Hongqing was holding the head that weighed more than ten pounds, his neck was cramping, Jun Mufan was good, what to say just in case, he was afraid that someone would investigate, so he let him sit all the time, and his anger became bigger and bigger.

Jun Mufan frowned, "You are vulgar." ”

Although Mo Hongqing has a noble status and has been made a prince since he was a child, in order to exercise himself, he has walked the rivers and lakes, and he has even been in the army, so he will slang on the street, rough words, and meat jokes, but he usually covers it up better because of his identity, and as soon as he got angry at the moment, he scolded.

Look at his face again, the painting is the same as the singing, this is all his own credit, and others don't have this skill, but it's too disgusting, Jun Mufan almost vomited the wine he just drank, hahaha laughed non-stop, although Mo Hongqing's eyes were about to kill.

Mo Hongqing saw his peerless face from the mirror next to him, clenched his fists, shook it at Jun Mufan, gritted his teeth and went to the side to wash his face, and almost tripped over his skirt.

Jun Mufan looked at his back, shrugged his shoulders, and said in a slightly contemptuous tone, "How good am I, pretending to be a fool, drooling and drowning myself, if you are good enough, fly directly into the city, and save these troubles, in the final analysis, it's not all because you are too bad, so I will be affected by you." ”

Mo Hongqing because of the damage of internal force, light work can not be completed, with a mortal, not to say that you can't leap over, since you can satisfy your own playfulness, can play tricks on this guy, and can enter the city without knowing it, why not.

Mo Hongqing ripped off the things on his head in front of the mirror, and glared at Jun Mufan from the mirror again, "This matter is not allowed to be mentioned to anyone in the future, otherwise it will ......"

"How?" Jun Mufan tilted his head and asked.

"Otherwise, the master will marry ten women who look like mothers-in-law." Mo Hongqing wiped his face, which was much more pleasing to the eye, and then reached out and tore off the clothes on his body, "You still have to sing every night." ”

Jun Mufan glanced at him slantedly, and looked bad, "You guy who doesn't repay his kindness, the big husband can bend and stretch, Han Xin endured the humiliation of his crotch back then, what are you, what the sage said is good, treacherous tricks, and good plans for my benefit." ”

Mo Hongqing walked over, sat next to him, poured himself a glass of wine, took a sip, and asked slowly, "Which sage said that?" ”“