Chapter 136: Mess Up
Everyone was confused, and Dugu Xiude asked: "If you drink, you can drink, why are you still imprisoned?" ”
The eldest grandson Wuji couldn't cry or laugh, glanced at the housekeeper, and said, "Housekeeper, let's talk about it." ”
The housekeeper answered, and then said, "Tell all the masters, when the deer marquis is drunk, climb on the table and recite poetry." It happened that His Majesty visited the Emperor Taishang and saw that the Marquis of Zhulu was in no shape, so he reprimanded him. Who knew that the Marquis of Zhulu was so drunk that he didn't recognize His Majesty, and regarded His Majesty as the father-in-law who came to deliver the decree, and ......" The housekeeper grinned and said, "I also chanted a poem." ”
"Poetry?" Gao Shilian was anxious, and said: "You dog, what are you selling, what's going on, it's all about it, be careful to find a fight!" ”
The housekeeper didn't dare to slack off, and said busily: "That's what Zhuluhou said: Li Mudou has a hundred poems about wine, and he sleeps in a restaurant in Chang'an City." The Son of Heaven can't come to the court, just because the minister is a fairy in wine. When he had finished chanting, he fell drunk on the table. His Majesty was furious, and someone sent him to Dali Temple to be imprisoned for questioning, and now Dali Temple is sleeping in prison. ”
“……”
There was a deathly silence, and the atmosphere was suddenly awkward.
Everyone looks at me, I look at you, and they all see the word 'speechless' in each other's eyes.
Li Mu's style of acting, they are not ignorant of it. This kid is talented, arrogant, eccentric, and even ridiculous at times, but no one expected that he could be so ridiculous that he would not say a hundred poems about fighting wine, bragging and letting you blow it, no one can control you. But the last two sentences are too arrogant. The Son of Heaven didn't come to the court, and the emperor asked you to go to the court, but you didn't go, just because the minister was a fairy in wine, and he regarded himself as a fairy?
Or in front of His Majesty!
He also regarded His Majesty as a eunuch!
Everyone's thoughts are surprisingly consistent at the moment. Your Majesty is really merciful, if it were yourself, Li Mu's head would probably have been kicked as a ball now. Moreover, this also shows the weight of Li Mu in Li Shimin's heart from the side, and everyone can't help but substitute themselves as Li Mu, secretly wondering how Li Shimin would react if he said this. Even the eldest grandson Wuji didn't dare to guarantee that his fate would be better than Li Mu's.
After a while, everyone barely digested the matter. Gao Shilian cleared his throat and asked, "How is the emperor?" ”
"Uh......" The housekeeper hesitated again, Gao Shilian didn't talk nonsense with him, raised his hand is a big mouth, and immediately cured the housekeeper's problem, covering the left side of his beaten face, and said like pouring beans into a bamboo tube: "The emperor also drank too much, the villain heard the news, the deer Hou chanted poetry, the emperor danced, when His Majesty sent someone to arrest the deer marquis, the emperor also said, which one dares to arrest my ......brother" After speaking, the housekeeper glanced at Gao Shilian carefully, bowed his head and said: "Old Guogong, the villain knows this." ”
Gao Shilian was dumbfounded, took a deep breath, and then waved his hand and told the housekeeper to get out. The housekeeper glanced at the eldest grandson Wuji, the eldest grandson Wuji nodded, and the housekeeper hurriedly ran away. This slap is really wronged, he is so old, why is his strength not small!
Gao Shilian furrowed his brows, and wondered: "What kind of ecstasy soup did this kid Li Mu pour into the Emperor Taishang, what is this called!" The Emperor Taishang called him a brother and a brother...... This, this, is the Emperor too confused! ”
Gao Shilian dared to say this. Gao Shilian is the uncle of the eldest grandson queen, the eldest grandson Wuji brother and sister have no father, and the uncle is like his father, Li Yuan's in-laws. The others thought the same thing in their hearts, but they didn't dare to say it.
The eldest grandson Wuji also felt incredible when he heard it, but he suddenly thought of what a little eunuch in the palace had mentioned to him, so he was not surprised, and said, "Uncle, don't criticize the emperor." It's just that the Emperor Taishang really looks at Li Mu differently. When the temple was sacrificed, he had to recognize him as his godson, and the Manchu Dynasty civil and military stopped him, so the matter was stopped. Later, I heard that on the night when Emperor Taishang moved out of the Taiji Palace, he and Li Mu were drunk and drunk, and the two of them climbed on the roof of the Taiji Palace after getting drunk...... Now it seems that this should also be true. That's it, don't think about it yet, Your Majesty Long Yan is furious, I'd better go and take a look first and inquire about the situation. It will be dispersed today, and I will keep you informed of any news. Uncle, you should go back and wait for news. ”
"That's all it can be." Gao Shilian nodded, flicked his sleeves and left. The others also greeted the eldest grandson, Wuji, and then took their leave.
After sending off the guests, the eldest grandson Wuji immediately ordered someone to prepare the car. When the housekeeper received the news, he sent someone to watch in heaven and earth, Li Shimin's carriage never left, it can be seen that the person is still there, and the eldest grandson Wuji went straight to heaven and earth. At the same time, a carriage came out of the Yongning County Mansion, also heading to the heavens and the earth.
Heaven and earth, there are people kneeling in the hall on the first floor, all of whom are 'employees' in heaven and earth. An hour earlier, they had all attended the 'wine feast,' eating meat, drinking, and singing together, and were so happy. Now they are kneeling like frosted eggplants, and they don't dare to raise their heads. Seeing Li Shimin's angry appearance just now, many people woke up with a drunken heart, and the more they thought about it, the more scared they became, for fear that the meal they had just eaten would become their own severed meal.
In the private room reserved by the royal family, Li Shimin's roar was heard.
"Bastard! Bastard! I'm just too indulgent of him! Look at what this has become! Li Shimin grabbed Gao Gonggong, glared and asked, "Gao Gan, did you see it, did you see what he looked like just now!" Hah, what's that? Right! The Son of Heaven can't come to the court, just because the minister is a fairy in wine? I'm ......" Li Shimin suddenly paused and changed his words: "I! Phew! At a young age, compare yourself to a fairy? I am the Son of Heaven, I didn't even say that I was an immortal, he dared to say that he was an immortal?! ”
Gao Gonggong was really about to cry, Li Shimin's spitting star sprayed him all over the face, and he didn't dare to hide. I thought to myself, Your Majesty, what does this have to do with me, it's not me who writes poetry, and it's not me who is angry with you, what are you spraying me for......
Li Shimin let go of Gonggong Gao, stared at Gonggong Gao and knelt on the ground, shaking like a sieve of chaff, Gonggong Xiao Chen, raised his leg is a kick. Li Shimin is Chinese New Year's Eve two years old today, he is in the prime of life, and he was born as a military general, and he has no hands left, so his strength is unusual. If it weren't for Xiao Chen's father-in-law, he would have kicked him half to death when he stepped down. Even then, he rolled several times before hitting the wall. I didn't dare to cry out in pain, so I quickly crawled back again.
"You dog minion!" Li Shimin scolded hatefully: "I asked you to serve the emperor, and that's how you served?" You give me an explanation, what's going on! When the Emperor Taishang was in the palace, he didn't mess around like this, why did he dance after leaving the palace? There is still a little bit of demeanor! Don't you know where to stop?! ”
Xiao Chen's father-in-law pestle the ground with his head and cried: "Your Majesty, the slave and maid stopped it, but they can't stop it!" The slave and maid are soft-spoken, what is it, in front of the emperor, it is not as good as a dog! Where can it be compared to the weight of Zhuluhou in the heart of the emperor, when Zhuluhou came today, his temper was not very good, and he scolded the slave maid. Give money to the slave and maid, and let the slave and maid go to buy a feast. Where did the slave and maid dare to say a word, and when the slave and maid came back, he drank with the emperor. Before the slave could speak, he was sent away. The slave and maid didn't have a problem, so the news was passed to the palace. All the slaves and maids can do have been done, please Your Majesty! ”
Xiao Chen's father-in-law's words are obviously throwing the pot, but there is not much difference between them and the facts. He was also forced to do so, and if he didn't say so, his life would not be saved. At a critical juncture when his life is in danger, he can only be sorry if he is not a poor friend!
Li Shimin was not so angry that he lost his mind, and knew that what Xiao Chen's father-in-law said was mostly the truth. But he has no place to spill his anger, so he can only catch a bad luck. Li Shimin glared at him and asked, "I asked you, you said truthfully, if you dare to hide the slightest, I will kill you!" ”
Hearing this, Xiao Chen's father-in-law was not sad but happy, and his little fate was saved, so he quickly kowtowed and said, "The slave knows everything, knows everything!" ”
"Why does the Emperor Taishang call Li Mu's kid a brother and a brother? Did that kid bewitch the emperor? ”
"This ......" Xiao Chen's father-in-law looked up at Li Shimin's face, but he didn't see anything, so he had to glance at his father-in-law Gao. Gao Gonggong knew in his heart that he couldn't grasp the emperor's thoughts, and he didn't know whether it was better to fall into the well or speak for Li Mu. Secretly scolded a stupid person, I didn't care about it, but I thought of calling a godfather for all these years, and I still couldn't bear it, so I opened my mouth and prompted: "If you know something, just say it, 1510 said, it's all at this time, what are you still hesitating about?" ”
As soon as Xiao Chen's father-in-law heard this, his heart was clear. Godfather means to say it as it is, don't add oil and vinegar. Before he had time to think about it, Xiao Chen's father-in-law hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, this matter is really not to blame for Zhuluhou, there is something you may not know...... When Emperor Taishang moved out of Taiji Palace, he left the Marquis of Zhulu to drink in the palace, and when he drank too much, he ...... I went to the room. ”
"Room?"
"Tai, Taiji Palace," Xiao Chen's father-in-law's voice became lower and lower: "Zhulu Hou climbed up to avoid wine, and Emperor Taishang chased after him for drinking." Both of them went to the room, and the emperor was still clamoring to pay homage to Zhulu Hou, fortunately, Zhulu Hou still had a trace of reason at that time, otherwise he would ......" Xiao Chen's father-in-law glanced at Li Shimin carefully, and did not dare to continue.
Li Shimin was stunned when he heard it.
Going to the room?
Tai Chi Temple?
Wait a minute! Li Shimin suddenly reacted, glared at Xiao Chen's father-in-law, grabbed the teacup on the table and smashed it, and scolded: "Bastard! What do you mean, you're saying that I still have to thank Li Mu? It's a good thing he didn't agree, and if he did, I would have to change my name to call him uncle. ”
Xiao Chen's father-in-law was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he didn't know what to say, so he quickly began to kowtow again: "The slave doesn't mean this, the slave and the maid don't choose to speak, Your Majesty spares your life!" ”