Chapter 1138: I Don't Eat What Doesn't Look Good
Early the next morning, Fang Jun woke up with a hangover and a splitting headache.
Fang Jun's amount of wine has always been good, and Fangfu Liquor is also a pure distilled liquor without alcohol blending, so it stands to reason that it should not be drunk after drinking.
But if you can drink it again, you can't stand the wolves!
He is Shaolangjun, the backbone of these generals, people follow you to fight for life and death in the water and fire, so they won't toast you with a glass of wine and serve a shelf, right? At first, these tribal artists would turn around to toast Fang Jun's wine, Fang Junshang only took a shallow sip, but later the atmosphere was warm, the more he drank, the more he drank, the more hilarious he became, where do you remember to live in the depths? On the contrary, he caught Wei Ying and other cadres to be hard to do......
Fang Jun's amount of alcohol was really good, and a large group of people were forced to dry up by him, and finally Wei Ying's kid was poured a glass by Fang Jun's neck, and he sprayed on the spot, crying and shouting and rolling on the ground, and finally crawling to escape from Fang Jun's clutches.
Fang Jun rubbed his head, fortunately, although he was drunk, he didn't forget the injury on his buttocks, he slept on his stomach all night, and his whole body was sore. took a large bowl of sobering soup handed by the maid and drank it, got up and washed up, came outside the house and punched, the headache disappeared, and he was full of vitality.
I can't help but secretly sigh that being young is good, with good physical strength and good absorption, and solid and durable...... If it was a sub-healthy middle-aged man in his previous life, it is estimated that he would have to be hospitalized after drinking this meal.
Liu Laoshi and several sons carried the real objects made of drawings into the courtyard.
Fang Jun was taken aback: "So fast? ”
Although this thing has no technical content, it is a real new thing for the people of the Tang Dynasty, and it is inevitable to figure out more on the structure and principle, and the craftsmanship is secondary.
It will be made in one night......
It's amazing.
Liu Laoshi's old face with ravines and ravines floated with a smile, and his thick fingers pointed, and said with a smile: "This thing looks novel, but it is actually much simpler than a four-wheeled carriage." All the raw materials are ready-made, and the old man took a few rabbit cubs to finish it in half a night, but it was the craftsmen who played with the flowers that spent half a night of effort to toss this look, I don't know if Erlang is still satisfied? ”
Fang Jun took a look, the gilt inlaid jade carvings were gorgeous, the places that could be used for iron were all made of fine steel, and the places where they could be used for wood were all high-grade red sandalwood......
"Yes, yes, you go back and inform me, all the craftsmen involved in the manufacturing will be rewarded with one hundred yuan per person, anyway, it's just such a small thing, and it doesn't matter how much you contribute in any position."
Fang Jun was very satisfied with the ability of the craftsmen in his family, and wondered if he should arrange a little hellish task for these "Tang Dynasty engineers".
Perhaps, it is really possible to get a steam engine......
The principle of the steam engine is not difficult, the requirements for steel materials are not high, and the only difficulty is rubber. Without rubber sealing the body, water and air will leak, and the utilization rate of steam will be very low.
Anyway, take your time, there is no synthetic rubber and natural rubber, and the dense forests of the Malay Archipelago have rubber trees.
Although he is a traverser, he is just an ordinary person in the end, and it is impossible to do everything. As long as we can provide a correct direction, future generations will be able to avoid many detours, and this nation may always stand on top of the world, without the messy and bad things of this "tragedy" and that "treaty......
Liu honestly left happily.
The reward of 100 yuan may not be much for them as high-level craftsmen, but it is enough for those apprentices to buy a dozen buckets of rice, enough for an old snack for a while......
Fang Jun came to the palace again with people, and today's guards have changed, but they all know Fang Jun, and when they saw him sending things to Princess Jinyang, they let him enter the palace by himself, and on the other hand, they went to report to the general who was forbidden in the palace.
Several chamberlains carried the things Fang Jun brought and followed behind Fang Jun and walked towards Princess Jinyang's bedroom.
The attendants were very curious about what this thing that looked like a car, not a car, a chair and not a chair, but because of Fang Jun's prestige, they suppressed their curiosity and didn't dare to ask. This Fang Erlang is a wonderful flower in the Tang Dynasty, and he can be so angry that His Majesty beats him up twice in three days and even teaches him a lesson, and he can count it on his fingers.
The most powerful thing is that he was almost killed by His Majesty in the Forbidden Palace yesterday, and today he is swaggering again......
According to Your Majesty's anger, shouldn't you hide a little?
I was suspicious in my heart, and I didn't dare to ask, and a few servants carried it lightly, not daring to be careless at all.
No way, although I don't know what this thing is used for, but looking at the appearance of this gilt inlaid jade and pearls, it must be a priceless treasure. It's right to think about it, Fang Erlang, the God of Wealth, made a move, can that be an ordinary product?
But don't bump into it, otherwise you won't be able to lose if you sell yourself......
Fang Jun had just walked into Princess Jinyang's bedroom when he heard Princess Hengshan's babbling voice.
"Sister son, you don't know, this morning the steward of my palace went to the East Market to buy, and the East Market was full of rumors, saying that it was the brother-in-law who sent the family to turn the mountains and forests outside the city upside down, and the dog badgers near Chang'an City were about to be caught, and they were still barbecuing in the Zhuangzi of Lishan in the middle of the night, and they all said that the brother-in-law was a mallet, and the badger meat could make such a big move, and he was the No. 1 gentleman of the Tang Dynasty! Alas, Sister Son, do you say that badger meat is delicious? Why don't you ask my brother-in-law to bake some for us too? I haven't even eaten it! ”
Like Princess Jinyang, the "brother-in-law" in Princess Hengshan's mouth can only be Fang Jun, and when she meets the rest of the horses, she just shouts politely and dignifiedly, "so-and-so horses", with a full sense of distance.
This move caused all the horses to be dissatisfied.
Think about it, who doesn't want to have a smart, beautiful and lively sister-in-law, pestering herself to play with her temper or give a smile from time to time? It's boring to make it like a monarch and a minister......
Princess Hengshan even said and gestured, and her saliva was about to flow out.
As a princess, how could she eat such cheap food?
But for foodies, the more you can't eat something, the more attractive it is......
Princess Jinyang bit her lip lightly, her eyes shining.
Brother-in-law catches badgers all over the mountains......
Is it just for meat?
She hasn't forgotten the "badger oil" that Fang Jun mentioned in front of the imperial doctor yesterday, presumably her brother-in-law caught badgers to boil badger oil to treat my burns, right?
It's my brother-in-law who loves me the most......
The corners of Princess Jinyang's lips curled slightly, and her heart was beautiful and very happy.
When he was thinking like this, he saw Fang Jun's sturdy figure appear at the door of the dormitory......
Princess Jinyang's eyes lit up, and she exclaimed: "Brother-in-law! ”
Princess Hengshan stopped talking, turned around and saw Fang Jun, and immediately ran over, pulled the corner of Fang Jun's clothes, raised her little face and asked excitedly: "Brother-in-law, is badger meat delicious?" Do you still have anything at home, I really want to eat......"
Fang Jun doted silently on the top of her head, touched her head one by one, and said with a smile: "Naturally, there is, but I'm afraid that Your Majesty won't allow you to eat that, after all, it's a cheap thing, and it will lose the identity of the princess of the royal family." ”
Dog badgers are the same as pigs at this time, they are all lowly things, and the real hairpin clan disdains to eat them, not to mention the royal family?
Princess Hengshan didn't do it, grabbed Fang Jun's arm and coquettishly: "I don't care!" I just want to eat it! The little ones are dying of hunger! Brother-in-law, please take me to eat, okay? If my father punishes me, then I'll say that you let me eat, anyway, you are not afraid of your father, at most a few boards! ”
Fang Jun sweated profusely......
Oh, you're cured of your gluttony, so you don't care if your brother-in-law is beaten or not?
Do you want to be so black-bellied, you witch?
Fang Jun scared her and said, "Do you really want to eat? That's okay, my brother-in-law would rather be beaten by His Majesty, who told us to like it? But the badger is very scary, with a dog's nose, a pig's body, and a strange 'feeding' sound......"
Princess Hengshan's little face turned white with fright.
Is that a monster?
It's so ugly, I still don't want to eat it.
"Then don't eat it...... It's scary! It's good to eat the lamb's bunny, it's beautiful, how cute......"
Fang Jun was speechless.
What's going on in this girl's head!
Is this a kind of bullying the weak and afraid of the hard?
Looking up at Princess Jinyang, the little princess was showing him a sweet smile.
Fang Jun was in a good mood all of a sudden......
"Bring things in for Your Highness!" Fang Jun turned around and instructed the chamberlain to carry in the thing that looked like a car, not a car, a chair, not a chair.