Chapter 166: Spicy Mother-in-law
Xiao Wangjun turned the steering wheel in the car for a long time, and his heart was still unsatisfied, so he jumped out of the car and ran quickly to Xu Wenjuan, pulling her trouser leg and begging: "Tell my uncle to drive the car, I want to take the car, I want to take the car......"
Xu Wenjuan, who was talking happily with the two girls, had no choice but to bend down and coax him: "Uncle is so tired, let's go tomorrow, let's take the car together tomorrow." Junjun is so well-behaved, call the two sisters quickly. ”
"Hello sister!" Xiao Wangjun raised his head and shouted, "Hello sister", and still wanted to drag his mother to the car.
"Call aunt, Junjun, call aunt, don't call sister!" A half-truth and half-truth ridicule flew from the side.
"Yes, yes, yes, call aunt, call aunt!" The others immediately laughed.
Xu Wenjuan was taken aback, and hurriedly shook her hands and winked at the neighbors, hoping that they would not talk nonsense. But fortunately, the two girls didn't react at all, and they were biting each other's ears and laughing softly.
"If you don't scream, you won't scream!" Xiao Wang Jun glared at the villagers, shook his head and resolutely refused. The children in the mountain village have been deceived since they were children, encouraging them to call them "grandpa" and "dad", and over time. All of them have developed a high degree of vigilance and never believe the good habit of being instigated by outsiders.
"Good, Junjun is so good!" Xu Wenjuan breathed a sigh of relief, kept touching her son's head and complimenting, and then pointed to a woman in the crowd and scolded with a smile, "Aunt Li, you have to chew the root of your tongue here again, see if I don't tear your mouth apart!" ”
"Hahaha......" The villagers couldn't help but burst out laughing again.
Li Jing and Yang Yingying whispered for a while, then each took out a big red envelope, stuffed it into Xiao Wangjun's pocket one left and one right, and said softly: "Junjun, come, my sister will give you New Year's money!" ”
Begging for red envelopes to press the New Year's money is the most tiring and exciting thing for children. Especially for primary school students, as soon as school starts every new year, they compare with each other with relish the amount of money they get during the Spring Festival, and the most of them are naturally proud and happy, and the few are crying and secretly vowing to compete again next year.
However, at this time, Xiao Wang Jun was not interested in the red envelope at all, let alone how overjoyed and ecstatic, but said "thank you, sister" very indifferently and politely, and then pestered his mother to go to the car to play.
Xu Wenjuan was so good at talking and making promises in every possible way, so she got rid of her son's entanglement, and happily pulled the two girls back to the house under the eager eyes of many neighbors.
The unlucky Xu Wenlong couldn't get out, he was still in a hurry and anxious by the overwhelming vulgar language, so he had no choice but to pick up a box of liquor and rush to the house in a panic.
A delicate woman about thirty years old panted and squeezed over, holding Xu Wenlong who was about to run away with her hands on her waist, and after letting out a heart-palpitating laugh, she shook her head and laughed and said, "Long Yanzi Nuan, what are you doing in such a hurry to go back to the house?" Cave house? But it's not dark yet! ”
"Aha, yes...... It's Liu's second sister-in-law. Come on, come on, eat...... Eat...... Drink...... Drinking ......" Liu's second sister-in-law appeared out of thin air, which made Xu Wenlong more and more flustered, even shouting "not good", regardless of 3721, he handed over a box of liquor in his hand, and said "drink, drink" in his mouth.
Second sister-in-law Liu wiped the fine beads of sweat on her forehead, pushed away the liquor handed over by Xu Wenlong, looked at him with a smile and said: "Good boy, I heard people shouting from afar 'someone is rich, someone is rich', I guess it is you in my heart, so I hurried over." No, it's really you, kid. I won't drink this wine, it looks too expensive, and we can't get used to it, so let's have a few pieces of sugar. ”
"Good, good, sugar!" Xu Wenlong hurriedly shouted to Wang Ganfu, "Brother-in-law, hurry up, bring the sugar, bring the sugar!" ”
Wang Ganfu ran over at a trot and respectfully stuffed a large bag of candy into the hands of Liu's second sister-in-law.
Liu's second sister-in-law peeled off a piece of toffee, put it in her mouth and chewed it with relish. While chewing, he said something vaguely that only Xu Wenlong knew: "Mmmmmm, yes, it's delicious, it's delicious, it's delicious, it's like a little talk, it's not in vain, sister-in-law, I'll help you worry about it!" ”
A sloppy dressed middle-aged man with a dirty face laughed and said, "Our warm-hearted second sister-in-law Liu is also worried about the dragon cub? What the? Let's ask, isn't it...... Hahaha...... Ouch yo ......"
When Liu's second sister-in-law heard this, her pretty face sank, her apricot eyes glared, and a toffee was thrown over, and it smashed firmly on the dirty man's face, making him scream like a pig. She still didn't understand her hatred, crossed her hands and scolded majestically: "Wang dog, shut your stinky mouth, what do I care about you for Long Lingzi?" If you want to talk nonsense again, look at the old lady, I won't cut off your stinky chick and feed it to the dogs! ”
"Hahaha...... deserves it, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, and Liu's second sister-in-law dares to provoke it? Second sister-in-law Liu is also the person you provoked? Everyone laughed madly and kept taunting the king's dog.
Wang Goudan cried and said, "I...... I didn't say anything...... Merely...... It's just ......"
Everyone didn't bother to listen to his explanation, but asked Liu's second sister-in-law curiously: "Sister-in-law of the Liu family, tell me, what are you doing for Long Yanzi?" ”
A young daughter-in-law covered her mouth and said with a smile: "Then do you still need to ask?" Definitely...... It's sure to introduce him to someone! ”
"Oh......" Everyone suddenly realized, and said regretfully, "It's really in vain, don't you know that Long Yanzi already has a sweetheart?" And...... And ......"
Some of them winked their eyebrows and stuck out two fingers, and they reminded her.
"Got it," Second Sister-in-law Liu swallowed a gummy candy and smacked her lips and said with satisfaction, "Although I didn't see it clearly, it felt good!" Tall, white and clean, he looks quite handsome. So my sister-in-law and I immediately put down the fried rice nuts in my hand and came here all the way in one go, just to ...... I just want to ......"
"What do you think......" everyone asked, puzzled.
Second sister-in-law Liu carefully put the candy in her pocket, clapped her hands and suddenly shouted: "I just want to see if Long Lingzi's chick has a barb!" Hooked back two wives at a glance? Tell me, do you want to see it? ”
"Think about it...... men, women, and children shouted excitedly, stretching their necks in unison.
"Do you want to take off his pants?" Second sister-in-law Liu pointed to Xu Wenlong beside her, and she was about to pounce on Napo.
"Take off your ......" everyone's joking heart soared, and they unanimously asked the brave second sister-in-law Liu to go up and take off Xu Wenlong's pants.
Xu Wenlong was shocked, picked up the box of liquor and fled back to the house, so angry that he didn't dare to come out again.
"Hahaha......" everyone pointed to the embarrassed Xu Wenlong and laughed.
Wang Ganfu carried a large bag of gifts on his shoulders, smiled and said to the forgetful neighbors: "Uncle, uncle, aunt, sister-in-law, all go into the house to have a drink, it's rare for our brother-in-law to come back!" ”
"No, you better go back and entertain your brother-in-law and future aunt, including your aunt's friends, but don't neglect them. Also, catch the air and call them to come to our house to play, although there is nothing to eat, but it is good to get together for the New Year! Seeing that the object of the teasing had left, everyone felt bored, so they declined Wang Ganfu's kind invitation, and with full joy and restlessness, they called their children and daughters to scatter and go home.