Chapter 62: Lips Too Dry Ideal Reality
"I fell out of bed? So the bruises on my body were from last night? Cheng Ruoyu tore off the scarf on his body, the weather in October made him sweat with such a thick scarf, and it also attracted the attention of a group of classmates.
"Well, my ass was also broken last night."
Qin Yu didn't forget to remind Cheng Ruoyu of the knife, it seemed very serious, but from the smile on the corner of his mouth, it could be seen how hard Qin Yu used to suppress his emotions of wanting to laugh.
"You guys, it's too much, why don't you tell me."
Cheng Ruoyu stood up aggrievedly and threw the scarf on the table to express his dissatisfaction, but at the same time, the professor had just walked into the classroom and was asking if anyone was willing to assist him in making an impromptu performance, of course what was needed was a female model, after all, he was going to perform a queen of the Tang Dynasty.
"This male classmate, I admit that your red scarf is very sexy and can be used as a shawl, but it is a little inappropriate for you to play a woman after all, after all, you can't perform the posture of the eldest grandson queen." The professor glanced at Cheng Ruoyu and motioned for Cheng Ruoyu to sit down, he needed a female classmate, and he was also ready to start class, and this class would be the eldest grandson queen.
"Teacher, it's just him, you can't discourage our classmate from standing up, you see how sexy his shawl is." Shen Bin raised a hand high and recommended Cheng Ruoyu to the professor in a serious manner.
At this time, Cheng Ruoyu didn't understand what the situation was, so he was pushed out by Shen Bin and others, and the whole class burst into laughter, and the girls even covered their mouths and laughed.
The professor on the stage could only nod helplessly when he heard Shen Bin's recommendation, "Then please ask this classmate to come up!" ”
Cheng Ruoyu reluctantly walked forward, and when he walked next to a girl, the girl blocked Cheng Ruoyu's way, Cheng Ruoyu was overjoyed, it wouldn't be that this classmate was afraid of making trouble, so he had to volunteer to go by himself! With joy in her heart, Cheng Ruoyu also gave the female classmate a grateful look.
But after the classmate stopped him, it was not as good as Cheng Ruoyu imagined, the girl flipped through the east and west, and took out a lipstick from the bag and handed it to Cheng Ruoyu.
"Cheng Ruoyu, your lips are too dry and thick, you still need a little lip color to play a woman, this is lent to you, no thanks, please."
"Yi Lingxi, don't go too far." Cheng Ruoyu looked at the lipstick in her hand and said a little threateningly, but the girl named Yi Lingxi didn't seem to be afraid of Cheng Ruoyu's intimidation, but winked at Cheng Ruoyu proudly.
Cheng Ruoyu looked at the lipstick in his hand, and just wanted to fight back and give it back to Yi Lingxi, but his hand was interrupted by the professor before he could raise it.
"This female classmate's proposal is very good, come on, this male classmate will come up with lipstick!"
Cheng Ruoyu reluctantly took the lipstick and walked to the lecture hall, and before leaving, he didn't forget to give Yi Lingxi a threatening lip shape, "I remember this account." ”
On the lecture hall, the professor looked at Cheng Ruoyu carefully and nodded, as if he was still slightly satisfied with this more handsome boy, dressed up, although he could not become a beautiful woman with all kinds of charms, but he also had a unique style.
"This classmate, you should dress up a little! Do you come on your own? Or should I find a female classmate to help you? The professor seemed to be asking Cheng Ruoyu, but he seemed to be giving an order.
Cheng Ruoyu knew that he couldn't hide from anything today, anyway, he was embarrassed enough from morning to now, so he regarded himself as a phoenix.
"Professor, I don't know how to put on makeup."
"That's right, that's ......"
Before the professor's words were finished, a group of girls rushed to the stage, and after some tossing, after all the girls got off the stage, if they didn't know that Cheng Ruoyu was originally a boy, they really thought that the one on the stage was a stunning beauty.
The boys in the classroom were a little dumbfounded, I have to say that Cheng Ruoyu's foundation is really good, Shen Bin unconsciously stretched out his thumb, Cheng Ruoyu on the stage looked back with a variety of styles, and the girl's standard lip biting action was made by him charming, with spring in his eyebrows and all kinds of amorous.
Of course, these all stopped at the moment when Cheng Ruoyu fell, just scratching his head and making a posture, forgetting his feet, and falling on the side of the stage carelessly.
"This classmate, please pay attention to your posture, you are playing a generation of virtuous queens, gentle and dignified, not the top brand of Chunfeng Lane" The professor was obviously dissatisfied with Cheng Ruoyu's performance just now, which is a blasphemy against history.
"Teacher, I know it's wrong."
Cheng Ruoyu tidied up his posture and continued to go on stage, accompanying the professor to this unique course, and in addition to the students who watched the jokes, of course, there was also a classmate who admired Cheng Ruoyu's performance so dedicatedly after being forced to go on stage, this person was none other than Yi Lingxi.
When I returned to the dormitory at night, everyone was still discussing Cheng Ruoyu's performance during the day, whether it was posture, expression, or charm, they all did it very well.
"Alas, don't say it, Lao Cheng's look when he was acting for the professor is really in place." Guo Yi teased while learning from Cheng Ruoyu to discharge him, and there was laughter in the dormitory.
"If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been brought to power, alas, but to be honest, we have been in the Tang Dynasty for so long, and we have been fighting in that poor and remote country, and we haven't even had the opportunity to go to Chang'an, and I am really curious about what this eldest grandson queen looks like." Cheng Ruoyu said while imagining, holding his cheek with one hand and holding his mobile phone with the other.
"Don't think about it, it won't be you like this anyway!" Shen Bin also joked on the side.
"Hahahaha!"
"Go to bed early, don't think about it, you haven't been tired lately, inexplicably crossing, I feel like I've never rested well." Qin Yu, who was lying in the quilt, urged everyone to hurry up and sleep.
"I don't dare to sleep now, where I am when I fall asleep, I am not sure, I will not continue to cross tonight, Shen Bin, you will ask Shi Yang when you arrive." Guo Yi returned to his bed and asked Shen Bin worriedly.
Shen Bin shook his head helplessly, "Maybe, I'm not sure about this, but don't you think this is a good opportunity to learn history?" ”
"Cut!"
The other three said almost in unison, each went back to his bed to prepare for sleep, Shen Bin was just about to lie down, Cheng Ruoyu, who had closed his eyes, suddenly sat up from the bed.
"Do we want to change the slogan of recognizing each other, the one before was not domineering, or we will call the Four Heavenly Kings in the future!"
"Whatever you want." The other three replied perfunctorily, indeed, in the Tang Dynasty, the nerves have been tense, everyone is tired, and they want to go to bed early, who wants to discuss this.
However, there is always a certain gap between the ideal and the reality, as soon as Shen Bin fell asleep, he felt that a white light flashed in his mind, and he felt that his soul flashed, and Shen Bin knew that he was afraid that he would have to cross again.
"Isn't the thorn irritating?" The ghostly voice of Shiyang floated in.