Bei Juese touched his sore head, and asked very aggrievedly: "Where am I?" ”

Shallot said very unceremoniously: "From the hair to the toes, I am a mother everywhere on my body!" The whole 10,000-year-old small sample, look left and right, look up and down, I can't see which point of you look like a man! ”

Bei Juese was a little excited: "What kind of little suffering?!" I'm a very normal straight man! ”

Ignoring his agitated defense, Shallot asked directly, "Say, what are you doing here?" He kicked Song Gongbao, who was unconscious on the ground, "Shouldn't you be here to eat like this person?" There's nothing to eat here in the Agricultural Academy, I'm afraid that a high-ranking eunuch like you won't be used to it. ”

didn't hear the teasing tone in the scallion's words, Bei Juese really thought that the scallion misunderstood that he was here to eat, and he quickly explained: "I'm not here to eat!" It's just that I've been to the Qianqing Palace for so many days, and I want to come back here for a walk, and visit you by the way. ”

Shallot let out an "oh", and a playful smile flashed on his face, but he quickly straightened his face and said, "Okay, you've already walked over, and I'm standing here for you to see, you can go back, right?" ”

I didn't expect the scallion to say such a thing, Bei Juese was a little embarrassed and stunned in place, not to go, not to go.

Looking at his embarrassed expression, Shallot smiled proudly and said, "It's really right to say that you are Xiaobai!" I thought you would learn smarter if you became a senior eunuch, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid. He pretended to have an exaggerated expression of distress, "Sure enough, it is difficult to cultivate a congenitally deficient single-celled Xiaobai, even if I have the second onion in the world to train in person, I still can't become a talent." Alas, teaching you a novice of this level is really detrimental to my onion prestige! Look at your appearance, were you bullied badly by that little kid emperor? ”

Seeing through it at a glance, Bei Juese only nodded very honestly.

Shallot shook his head helplessly, and said, "Since you came to me so sincerely to ask for help, I will kindly try to save you." ”

Well? I don't seem to be "sincere" and "came to the door" to ask you for help. Bei Jue Se muttered quietly in his heart.

Shallot reached out again and knocked on the head of the North Stunning Color, and said, "Why are you still standing here in a daze?" Follow me! After speaking, he simply turned around neatly and strode towards the small courtyard.

Facing the still very strong shallot, Bei Juese had to answer obediently, touched the head that had been knocked twice in a row, and followed quickly.

When Bei Juese walked into the small courtyard where he had lived before, he saw that the onion had already sat on the stone steps in front of the house and was drinking a bottle of wine, and there were several small bottles with sealed mouths and a bunch of shelled peanuts next to him.

Shallot shook the wine bottle in his hand and asked, "Do you want to drink it?" ”

Bei Jue Se shook his head. Although the wine could smell from a distance, it should be a very good bottle of wine, but what he wanted to do most now was actually to find something to eat to fill his stomach, and to drink wine when he was hungry on an empty stomach was to find his own guilt, so he could only choose to shake his head, and then sit next to the shallots hungry.

The shallot threw over a greasy lotus leaf bag, Bei Juese caught it, and asked suspiciously, "What is this?" ”

The scallion poured a sip of wine and said lazily: "Song Gongbao brought lotus leaf glutinous rice chicken." ”

Although he was afraid that he would be regarded as a special person like Song Gongbao to eat, he would be hungry if he wanted to save face. Bei Juese hesitated for a moment, and after quickly making a choice between face and stomach, he opened the lotus leaf and concentrated on eating the glutinous rice wrapped with chicken inside.

The shallots were leisurely peeling peanuts and drinking wine, and after Bei Juese stuffed the glutinous rice chicken into his stomach, he put down the wine bottle and wiped his mouth and said: "Little white boy, I heard that you are very favored in the Qianqing Palace, and now the people in the Agricultural Academy regard you as an object of study." Flying up the branches is superior, and it seems to be very good. ”

Bei Juese said dissatisfiedly: "Where is it good?" If I had a choice, I'd rather wash the toilet here in the farm yard than be favored or superior! ”

"What an unambitious guy!" The shallot swept a glance at Bei Juese, and knocked his head again, "Just know how to escape!" Won't you find a way to change your situation? ”

Bei Juese looked at the onion incomprehensibly and asked, "How to change?" ”

Instead of answering his question directly, Shallot asked rhetorically: "Do you know why you got into trouble with the emperor?" ”

Bei Juese shook his head in confusion and said, "I don't know." ”

"Because your style of acting is very different from that of the people in the palace. To the Emperor, you are a different kind of interesting plaything. Shallot leaned against the stone pillar next to him and looked straight at Bei Juese, "He won't let go until he gets tired of playing."

Bei Juese nervously asked, "Then what should I do?" You're the second best shallot in the world, so there's going to be a way to help me, isn't it? ”

Shallot was silent for a moment and asked, "Have you ever heard that little kid emperor was almost deposed because of drunkenness and trouble?" ”

Bei Juese replied: "I only heard Zhang Cheng say that he leaked his mouth once, and said that King Lu almost sat on the throne, but as for the reason, he didn't say it. ”

As a eunuch beside the emperor, this kid's gossip is really not well-informed at all...... However, such a brainless novice, it would be strange if he knew how to dig and chase the bottom to other people's affairs. Shallot touched his chin a little helplessly, and began to tell Bei Juese about the emperor's drunken trouble.

It turned out that the emperor had always been a good drinker, and he often made some troublesome things that were not too bad after drinking, and as a result, he was often severely criticized and counted by the Empress Dowager Cisheng, but he still did not change; So one day, I finally got into a big disaster. On that occasion, he got drunk under the temptation of the eunuch Sun Hai and the guest, and at the instigation of the two, he wounded the two adopted sons of the eunuch Feng Bao, the eunuch of the master of ceremonies; That's not all, he also took advantage of his drunkenness to take his sword and rode straight to Feng Bao's residence and drew his sword and made noise, so frightened that Feng Bao wanted to shut the door, until the emperor was so drunk that he fell asleep in front of the door before he dared to come out.

Something like this happened, Feng Bao quickly went to report to the Empress Dowager Cisheng. When the queen mother found out, she was so angry that she immediately changed out of her gorgeous clothes, took off all her jewelry, and put on a green cloth suit, and gathered all the ministers together, saying that she would tell the Taimiao, abolish the drunken and troublesome emperor, and set up the emperor's own brother King Lu as the emperor.

After sobering up, the emperor knew that the situation was serious, and immediately went to the Empress Dowager Cisheng to plead guilty. The angry Queen Mother let him kneel on the ground and count his mistakes, he knelt in front of the Queen Mother and cried for a long time and begged the Queen Mother to let him correct his mistakes, and a number of ministers also interceded for him, and finally made the Queen Mother's attitude ease and forgave him, and no longer mentioned the establishment of a new emperor.