Chapter 1: I Have a Friend
In a corner of the Beijing market, a man is fiddling with his stall, saying that it is a stall, but in fact it is just a table and a chair, and on the table is a stack of papers, on which are densely covered with words.
The name of the stall is Jiang Yunfan, two months ago, he came inexplicably and wonderfully, this strange dynasty gave him a headache, what he learned was almost useless, but fortunately, his brain was easy to remember many stories, and he opened a copy of stories to make a tabloid for a while.
At first, no one came to buy his tabloids, but I heard that the queen had seen them out of nowhere. I like it very much, and I want to invite him into the palace.
Now his tabloid became popular all of a sudden, countless people flocked to it, and after reading it, it caused a lot of sensation, and some people even followed him to his house to squat all night in order to see the following plot earlier, and soon there were countless pirated copies, if it weren't for the ......
Just as he was out of his mind, two people came to the stall, and one of them said, "Ask Gui, how is Zhao Min?" ”
"See for yourself." Jiang Yunfan picked up a tabloid and handed it to the person who came, these two people were his regular customers, one was called Zishu, the other was called Ziying, one master and one servant, sometimes came together and sometimes came alone.
They are very generous, every time they buy one or two, and they will buy them all at once, he accounts for ninety percent of Jiang Yunfan's income, if it weren't for him, he was afraid that the house would have leaked and rained overnight.
Asking for return is the word he gave himself, after all, in ancient times, words are still very important.
"Ask back, I'll ask you." Zishu suddenly raised his head and asked, "Can't a woman make a contribution?" ”
"Ahh Jiang Yunfan had a question mark on his face, you see how Zhao Min asked such a question.
"If a woman becomes a great official or an emperor, what do you think?"
"A woman can hold up half the sky." Jiang Yunfan doesn't have any opinions, there are more powerful women, and the empress and female general have not seen it.
"Can a woman hold half of the side?" Like a thunderbolt exploded in his brain, his eyes looking at Jiang Yunfan changed, warm and excited.
"It's a pity, only what you think." Zishu's eyes dimmed again.
"Why, you're going to be a feminist." Jiang Yunfan looked at him with a smile, he was too strange today.
"What's that?" Zishu asked curiously.
"It's nothing, it's you." Jiang Yunfan pointed at him and said, "What's wrong with you today?" ”
"I have a friend."
Jiang Yunfan raised his head all of a sudden, and looked at him with a strange look on his face, with an expression of whether this friend is you.
Zishu continued sincerely: "It's a woman, she is very talented, and she has a lot of opinions on national affairs, the emperor also wanted to recruit her into the cabinet, but the world saw that she couldn't enter the cabinet, so she has been sullen, do you have any way to help her?" ”
"Ding Dong, the good guy card system is activated."
"Help Zishu fulfill his wish."
"Quest rewards; Yin and Yang duel, ten taels of gold, and a good person card. ”
The bewitching and lovely voice came, which made Jiang Yunfan feel excited.
System!
In this strange dynasty, Jiang Yunfan, who thought he couldn't get along, suddenly had the feeling of being able to dominate the world.
"Return, return?" Zishu's hand shook a few times in front of Jiang Yunfan before he came back to his senses and said, "Ah, I will definitely help you with this favor." ”
"How can I help?" Zishu's eyes suddenly became warm, and Jiang Yunfan wondered if he was as good as Long Yang.
"It's not easy, women pretending to be men."
"Nope." Zishu shook his head and said, "They all know her, they must be able to see through it." ”
"You're stupid." Jiang Yunfan rolled his eyes, and by the way, he dodged the attack of Ziying's sword hilt and said: "As long as the emperor says that he is a man, then he is a man, and those courtiers who dare to refute will give him a few sticks, and promise to be honest, if he is not honest, hehe." Jiang Yunfan's eyes suddenly became obscene.
"Marry him his daughter or granddaughter."
Zishu's eyes first lit up, then darkened, and then shook his head and said: "But she is not her anymore, who will remember and know that she is a woman in the future." ”
"You leave it to me" Jiang Yunfan pointed to the small report: "When the time comes, I will write him a few short stories, you are helping to publicize and publicize more, and when the time comes, we will tell her identity to the world, and the people will know that she is a woman." ”
"I'm afraid that the emperor will not agree." Jiang Yunfan shook his head
"As long as she can enter the cabinet, the emperor will definitely agree." Zishu slapped the table excitedly and turned to leave, and just after taking two steps, he heard Jiang Yunfan calling him behind him, turned his head and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"Paying for it." Jiang Yunfan said helplessly, although you are a big customer, you can't take it for nothing.
"Stingy." Zi Shu came back with a pout, and the vicious lay down a tael of silver and stretched out his hand.
"What do you mean?" Jiang Yunfan was puzzled.
"Find money." Zishu said as a matter of course. Originally, he would have bought a fifty-penny piece.
"Just kidding" Jiang Yunfan returned the silver to Ziying with a smile, and handed her a few small reports: "Actually, I asked you to come back and get a few more, let's go." ”
Zishu said angrily: "After the matter is completed, I guarantee that your benefits will be indispensable." ”
"Serve the people," Jiang Yunfan waved his hand magnificently.
"Cut." Zishu glanced at him disdainfully, then trotted to follow his master.
At the end of the day, he only sold a few tabloids, and most of the people who came to buy his tabloids were familiar faces. After all, a pirated copy is only 10 yuan.
If he hadn't had Zi Shu, he would have gone to fight the pirate a long time ago.
Then he copied a chapter of "Journey to the West" in Lishu and fell asleep.
The next day, I got up a little late, cleaned up and rushed to the stall, and just put things away, I heard a "ding dong" sound.
"Congratulations to the host for fulfilling Zi Shu's wish."
"Get a copy of Yin and Yang, a good person card"
"Ding, the good guy card mall is open."