Volume I, Chapter 41: Measure
At this moment, Shu Yan had already walked to the round table with Tian Guan in her arms, she first signaled Tian Guan to take a seat, and then said to Yu Yin on the other side of the round table: "Young master, you are really amazing!" Sister Guan, she has never said such beautiful things to people! ”
However, at this time, Tian Guan, who had just sat down, suddenly stood up again, and then took off the big cloth bag that had been lying on his shoulder, put it on the round table in front of him, and took out the guys she relied on for survival one by one from the big cloth bag, which were an old wooden ruler with a clear scale, a pen curtain full of brushes, and a small book densely covered with writing and drawing ink.
Tian Guan was preparing the tailor-made tools, and at the same time questioned Shu Yan beside him: "Sister Yan'er, I am here to tailor the clothes for your young master, and I am not here to be a guest in Jinhong Water Heart Castle, why did you press me to this round bench as soon as I entered the house?" ”
"What's the hurry! Sister Guan, you came all the way on foot, sit down and rest for a while before measuring, it's not too late! Shu Yan persuaded Tian Guandao.
"Sister Yan'er, you're not in a hurry, I'm still in a hurry! I have time to sit here, why don't I go out into the streets! Tian Guan retorted to Shu Yan unkindly.
"I'm sorry, Sister Guan, I forgot for a moment that you are a busy man with a tight schedule. Count me wrong, it's a waste of your work, I don't advise you to rest for a while, you just measure it. Shu Yan hurriedly apologized to Tian Guan.
However, when Tian Guan approached Yu Yin with her old wooden ruler, she couldn't help but ask Yu Yin with deep embarrassment: "Young Master Baili, can you stand up?" You're so nested here, how can I measure it? ”
When Yu Yin heard this, he immediately retorted to Tian Guan and said: "Master Tian, look at what you asked, I am injured in one foot, and I am not paralyzed, of course I can stand up." It's just that it's useless for me to stand up, my right foot can't touch the ground, and you can't measure it. ”
"Sister Yan'er, what do you think of this?" Tian Guan helplessly asked Shu Yandao on the side.
"Young master, why don't you lie down on the bed! In this way, it is much more convenient to watch my sister. Shu Yan proposed to Yu Yin.
"I don't want it!" Yu Yin vetoed, "Sister Yan'er, have you ever imagined it, I don't know; But the thought of me lying there being weighed in and out makes me feel uncomfortable and awkward! ”
"Young master, listening to your description, I also feel a little uncomfortable, but there is no other good way!" Shu Yan suddenly said to Yu Yin in distress.
"Sister Yan'er, look at what you said, what a good way to do this! Besides, who says there is no other good way? Yu Yin deliberately sold Guan Zidao to Shu Yan.
"Who said that? I'm talking about it! Don't you have any other good way, young master? Shu Yan took Yu Yin's words and asked Yu Yin rhetorically.
"Of course, Sister Yan'er, of course I have other good ideas. After a while, I will trouble Master Tian, first measure my shoulder width, arm length and circumference, anyway, I just sit like this, and it will not affect the size of these three items; As for the rest of the size, Master Tian, you can just measure Sister Yan'er. Yu Yin said to Shu Yan and Tian Guan successively.
"Young master, obviously I want to make clothes for you, what are you asking Sister Guan to measure my size for?" Shu Yan asked Yu Yin puzzled.
"Sister Yan'er, because you and I are both about the same size and size! The amount is the same for everyone, and the error will never be too large. Yu Yin replied.
"Whether it's good or not, I won't judge it for the time being, but Young Master Baili's method is really feasible." Tian Guan interjected casually.
"Since the master tailor has said it is feasible, what do I have to object to? That's possible! But then again, young master, your size and size are not only similar to me, but also to your twin sister, Miss Liushen! It's just that her legs seem to be longer than yours, so she looks taller than you. Shu Yan said to Yu Yin casually.
As the saying goes, "The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart", Shu Yan mentioned it casually, but Yu Yin really remembered it in his heart.
And the reason why Yu Yin was so distracted by Shu Yan's words was not because he cared about Shu Yan saying that he had short legs, but because he noticed the gap between him and Baili Liushen in terms of body proportions.
At this moment, Yu Yin thought to herself: I have to come up with a countermeasure in advance, so that I can deal with those who want to make a fuss about it in the future.
As usual, Yu Yin was thinking about this set in his heart, and what he said was another set, only to hear him tease himself: "Sister Yan'er, you mean to say that my legs are short!" ”
"That's not what I meant! Young master, I mean, don't look at you and your twin sister are about the same size and size, but in proportion, you don't look like twin brothers. Shu Yan hurriedly explained to Yu Yin.
When Yu Yin heard this, she thought: Of course we are not twin brothers and sisters, don't say that we didn't come out of a mother's womb, even if it is, it should be twin brothers and sisters! Don't look at the fact that we were born on the same day, month, and year in the same year, in fact, I am eight hours deeper than her!
Of course, Yu Yin once again responded to Shu Yan unhurriedly and duplicitously: "Hey, whether it looks like or not, it can't change the fact that Sister A and I came out of the same womb at the same hour; Besides, with my size, most women will be similar to me, and they will all look slightly taller than me! Sister Yan'er, you must think so in your heart, right? ”
When Shu Yan heard this, he thought: The young master really knows how to phrase himself, and what else does he say "a little taller", is this a slight matter? People are obviously much taller than you!
And at this moment, Shu Yan actually learned Yu Yin's set, and what she thought in her heart was not the same as what she said, only to hear Shu Yan respond to Yu Yin skillfully: "Young master, how can they compare with you?" You're so small! ”
"Sister Yan'er, what you said is quite beautiful, Brother Da Xuan also described me like this a few days ago!" Yu Yin said to Shu Yan with deep satisfaction.
"Young master, Zhong Gongzi and I are called 'heroes see things in the same way'." Shu Yan said to Yu Yin with a smile on her face.
"Yo, you've made a mistake! According to your usual tone of false flattery, you and Brother Da Xuan should be called 'discerning heroes', not 'heroes see things the same'. You know, this 'hero' should be me, how can it be you? Right? Sister Yan'er. Yu Yin said to Shu Yan in a sneering tone.
As soon as Yu Yin said this, the people in the room suddenly laughed like Tian Guan without restraint.
Whether it is Yu Yin or Shu Yan himself, they all know that Shu Yan is not a flatterer; The two of them teased and joked with each other like this, and they laughed happily.
And at this moment, even Zhong Daxuan, who has always been wooden, was amused, not to mention Tian Guan, who was already laughing lower than others, she was already laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist.
After a chaotic but hearty laugh, Tian Guan cleared his throat and said, "Okay, this method is also available, and the joke is also told; Laughing, laughing, it's time to get down to business. Young Master Baili, Sister Yan'er, then let's start tailoring. ”
You must know that Tian Guan, who has always had a clear mind, will not be easily taken away from the topic and away from the topic like Shu Yan!
After half a burnt incense, Tian Guan accurately measured the dimensions of Yu Yin and Shu Yan one by one, and clearly recorded them one by one in the ink-stained book.
Tian Guan, who had successfully done all this, silently packed up her guys on the round table in front of her, and put them back into her well-cut and finely made large cloth bag, and then put this big cloth bag as full as when she came, and slung it on her shoulder.
Seeing this, Shu Yan hurriedly grabbed Tian Guan, who was about to turn around and leave, and then dragged Tian Guan towards the side of the round table where Yu Yin was crouching, as if he was afraid that Tian Guan would sneak away carelessly.
I saw Shu Yan blocking Tian Guan's way with his body, and asked Tian Guandao: "Sister Guan, even if you are in a hurry, you must complete the purpose of this trip before leaving!" How can you only measure half and then turn back? ”
"Halfway there? Sister Yan'er, what did you say by this, didn't you ask me to measure half of him and half of you? Tian Guan asked Shu Yan incomprehensibly.
"Oh, Sister Guan, that's not what I said!" Shu Yan hurriedly denied.
"So what do you mean? Sister Yan'er. Tian Guan questioned Shu Yandao.
"Sister Guan, I mean to say, you only measured the size of my young master, not the size of my eldest young master! Doesn't that mean you're only half of what you've measured? Shu Yan explained to Tian Guan.
"Hey, I was going to make clothes for two people! Sister Yan'er, you are really, at first I didn't make it clear, so I just cared about letting me come to the door in person, and endlessly introduced to me how your young master was incapacitated, and didn't inform me in advance, and you also had to tailor things for your eldest young master. Tian Guan couldn't help but complain about Shu Yandao.
However, for the title of "eldest young master", Shu Yan and Tian Guan are tacit; And Zhong Daxuan on the side also understood that what they were referring to was him.
And at this moment in this room, only Yu Yin is left, still in the dark, I don't know why.
So, Yu Yin, who was only confused, asked Shu Yan curiously: "Big young master? Who is this young master? Sister Yan'er, do I still have a brother? ”
"Nonsense again, young master, where did you come from? But this 'eldest young master' is closer than the so-called brother in your mouth! Right? Zhong Gongzi. Shu Yan said to Yu Yin and Zhong Daxuan meaningfully.