"Li Xiang, you are so humorous, haha!"

Li Yang pointed at Li Si and laughed.

However, he didn't laugh a few times, and suddenly, there was a thunderous roar above his head, and then a flash of lightning, a bolt of lightning, slashed at Li Yang......

"Ah~"

Suddenly, a terrible scream sounded, and then ......

After the lightning, Li Si looked at it in shock, and saw Li Yang, who was struck by lightning, lying on the ground on all fours......

Li Si was scared silly!

looked up at the sky, and then looked down at Li Yang who was lying on the ground, and couldn't believe his eyes!

Oh my God!

Suddenly, Li Si hit the spirit fiercely, and then he was so frightened that he hurriedly shouted: "Here, come on, the prime minister was struck by lightning, come on!" ”

Li Yang said: This is really just an accident!

…………

Fortunately, Li Yang was not hacked to death by thunder, and he was still alive.

As a traverser, who traveled to ancient times and was struck by lightning, I will ask you, who else! Who else!

The news that Li Yang pretended to be struck by lightning naturally shook the government and the opposition and shocked a lot of people......

…………

Junzheng Temple.

"What? What did you say? Li Yang pretended to be forced to be hacked by thunder! ”

A group of generals from the Junzheng Temple, hearing the news, their jaws fell to the ground, and they couldn't believe their ears!

And in the government temple.

When Feng Quji and a group of ministers heard the news, they were also stunned, and finally snorted and laughed out loud!

At the same time, in the Zhangtai Palace.

The emperor had just come down from the Qilin Palace, and at this time, there was an urgent report from the palace: "Your Majesty, it's not good, something big has happened......

Ying Zheng saw the panicked appearance of the palace people, and said unhappily: "What kind of system is it that is panicked!" ”

Liu Xi also immediately reprimanded: "Bold! As a person from the palace, he doesn't understand the rules at all, even if it is a military matter, there is no need to be so shocked and disturb the Sacred Heart, can you afford to bear the sin! ”

The palace man who reported the news was startled and quickly confessed: "The villain should die, the villain knows that he is wrong." ”

Liu Xi wanted to teach this palace person well, but at this time Ying Zheng opened his mouth and asked, "Say, what is it that makes you so disfigured!" ”

Gong said: "That...... What's that, the ...... The prime minister has just been hacked by thunder! ”

"What do you say? Li Yang let Lei split! ”

Ying Zheng and Liu Xi, who had just blamed the palace people for being shocked, were so shocked that their eyes were about to jump out when they heard this.

Shocked in his heart, Ying Zheng even shook the bamboo roll he was holding in his hand and fell to the ground with a click.

And Liu Xi was also so shocked by these words that his jaw was dislocated.

Ratch, I picked it up again.

Then he looked stupidly at the palace man who reported the news, and he couldn't believe that it was true.

Ying Zheng was frightened and hurriedly asked, "Is this ...... Is this true? ”

Gong said: "It's true, it was reported by Prime Minister Li Sicheng." ”

"Huh? By...... How could a good thing be struck by thunder, this ......" Ying Zheng was shocked in his heart.

At this time, the palace people said: "Prime Minister Li Si said that the prime minister pretended to be forced outside the Qilin Palace, and then he was hacked by thunder!" ”

Ga!

Ying Zheng stumbled directly, and almost didn't fall to the ground!

"Your Majesty, you ...... Are you alright? ”

Liu Xi and the palace people who reported the news were frightened and hurried to help Yingzheng.

Ying Zheng waved his hand, and couldn't believe that Li Yang would be hacked by Lei because he was pretending to be forced.

Then he hurriedly asked, "Li Yang, ...... him?" ”

Gong said: "Fortunately, the thunder did not directly hit the prime minister's body, but only hit the ground next to him, and it is estimated that he was stunned." His Royal Highness Fusu has already sent the imperial doctor over, and it should be fine. ”

When the emperor heard this, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

He thought about it, then snorted and laughed......

Liu Xi also laughed heartily.

Ying Zheng laughed for a while, forcibly held back, otherwise his stomach would not be able to stand it, and asked, "What did he pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning?" ”

Gong said: "It is said that Prime Minister Li Si is afraid of implementing compulsory education, and five months is not enough, and the prime minister of China threatens to make a trivial matter, so ...... Only...... Struck by lightning. ”

"Hahaha!"

Ying Zheng raised his head again and laughed, turned his head to Liu Xi and said: "Look, what did I say, I persuaded him not to pretend to be forced, not to be so frivolous, and told him to learn to be modest, but now it is ...... I can't even look at it! ”

Liu Xi nodded sympathetically, and said with a lot of understanding: "What Your Majesty said is, it seems that ...... To be a man, you must be modest, pretending to be real will be struck by lightning! ”

And the common saying of later generations: pretend to be careful of being struck by lightning, which is the source of this!

"Let's go, go to the Prime Minister's Mansion and see him!"

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Prime Minister's Office.

Li Yang, who had been acupuncture by the imperial doctor, finally woke up and turned around at this time.

When I woke up, I found myself lying on the bed, surrounded by many people.

Fu Su, Li You, Xiang Yu, Xiao He, Cao Shen, Zhou Bo and others were all nervously guarding in front of the bed.

To be honest, they were also very surprised when they learned that Li Yang was forced to be struck by lightning outside the hall!

"Wake up, Prime Minister wake up!"

At this time, seeing that Li Yang had finally woken up, everyone's eyes lit up and they were overjoyed.

Li Yang's head was still a little dazed, and he asked, "Is this ...... What's the situation? ”

Fusu: "Taifu, you were pretending to be forced outside the Qilin Hall just now, and you were hacked by thunder!" ”

What…… Beep!

As soon as Li Yang was reminded, he immediately remembered the bloody accident that happened to him before, so he hurriedly said: "This ...... Just an accident! ”

Everyone nodded: "Yes, this matter is so unexpected, I didn't believe it before, pretending to be realistic will be struck by lightning!" ”

Li Yang spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

Covering his chest: "It's just an accident, I never pretend to be forced." ”

When everyone heard this, they took two steps back, and quickly looked up at the top of their heads, fortunately, there was a roof.

Li Yang: "............"

At this moment, Li Si also came.

Seeing that Li Yang woke up, he also breathed a sigh of relief, patted Li Yang's shoulder, and said with concern: "Yanghou, you must be humble in the future!" ”

Li Yang: "............"

After a while, the emperor also came.

Emperor: "Li Yang, I heard that you pretended to be struck by lightning. Alas, I advised you at the beginning, don't pretend to be forced, don't be frivolous, you see...... If you listen to my words, why will you be struck by lightning? Do you know that you are frivolous, but many people in the DPRK and China are not used to it, and now even God can't stand you, you should change it. ”

"How, are you alright?"

Li Yang: "Back to Your Majesty, Minister...... The minister is a little stuffy! ”

Emperor: "Have a good rest, and the matter of compulsory education can be tolerated for two years." ”

When Li Si heard this, he was overjoyed: "Thank you, Your Majesty." ”

Li Yang disagreed at this time, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, don't worry, May is enough!" ”

The emperor and everyone quickly left the bed, and Liu Xi hurriedly ran to the window, stretched out his head to look at the sky, and then replied: "Fortunately, there are no dark clouds in the sky." ”

Li Yang: "............"

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