Chapter 1 The plug-in is coming
Kong Fangyuan was reborn.
He gloriously changed from a post-80s uncle who ran to four to a post-00s cub who had just fallen into the grass.
He happily opened his sleepy eyes.
I saw a young man holding him cautiously, grinning happily, and he didn't seem to know what his surname was.
Kong Fangyuan was immediately unhappy.
Thinking that he had been running for four in his previous life and had no children, this young man was only twenty-three or four, and he actually had his son who was destined to be extraordinary.
What a proper winner in life!
Kong Fangyuan was very angry, and directly snorted at him.
It was stale urine that had been in my mother's stomach for months, and I would vomit just thinking about it.
The young man's face did not change for a moment, and he laughed loudly, and was amazed—he really deserves to be my son, and his urine is really high.
This is not a fool.
In this life, his tuba is also called Kong Fangyuan.
Fate is really wonderful.
On his first birthday, Kong Fangyuan got a book.
He found that he was not only reborn, but also looked like he had crossed over.
Although the level of civilization on the earth here is similar to that of the previous life, there are only five continents here, and in some famous mountains and ancient places, there are often various immortal legends flowing out of the sky.
There is something mysterious about the technological civilization.
Kong Fangyuan closed the book and tore off the diaper that was wet and threw it off.
In this way, the plug-in appeared without warning:
Karmic fire: 0
Mother soil: Rank 0
Metaplasia: Earth Rank Zero
Karma is anger.
What does metaplasia mean? chemical biology?
Kong Fangyuan looked for a dictionary, it should be growth and evolution.
The meaning of this system is that karmic fire can upgrade the earth.
What will the Earth look like if it is upgraded to the next level?
Can you defeat the Trimaran Fleet? or can you kill the purple sweet potato?
Kong Fangyuan is looking forward to it.
The mother soil is behind a silver portal.
The silver portal was hidden in his Jianggong (膻中穴), and when you pushed the door in, it was about the size of a football field...... Land.
The loess looks very fertile.
A broken pillar stood in the middle of the earth, the pillar was bare, and the segment marks at the top seemed to have been broken alive.
There was a pond half an acre under the pillars, and on the other side of the pond was a small dilapidated pavilion, which seemed to collapse if it were not for the three huge vines coiled around it.
The vine was like a dragon, with a bunch of grapes hanging on it, one green, one pure white, and one brown, all of which were dull and raw.
In his previous life, he was chased to death by a fierce dog while eating grapes.
Kong Fangyuan glared at the grapes fiercely for a long time, and then came back to his senses and counted with his fingers, the ten spiritual roots of the flood desolation include gourd vine, yellow plum, peach, ginseng fruit, and whatever.
Counting and counting, none of them are grapes.
In the broken pavilion there was a shelf on the right hand, with two tiers of five lattices each.
That seems to be the place to store the treasure.
Kong Fangyuan didn't have any big hopes, he could have a stick that could be big and small, or a flying knife that could turn around, or a branch that could brush things, or a gourd and nine turns of the golden pill.
It's a pity that the lattice is empty, and there is not even a single monkey hair.
In general, this mother soil is unremarkable, and it seems that it can only be cultivated and fished.
But he was only a year old, with small arms and legs, and he had a hard time walking.
Farming, hehe.
However, it is not completely useless, at least it can be used as a bathroom, saving the use of diapers.
Whenever he buried the size of the vine under the roots, he would stare at the three bunches of grapes without blinking.
That was his last expectation of immortality, becoming an immortal and an ancestor, and smiling proudly in the other world.
He stared at it for four years.
The bunches of green grapes finally ripened.
The grape beads are full and round, lingering with nine colors of light, as if they were carefully carved by skilled craftsmen with imperial green jadeite, and smell with a faint fragrance of roses.
Nothing ordinary.
Kong Fangyuan grinned twice, couldn't wait to rinse in the pond, picked one and bit it gently, the sweet taste spread throughout the body through the tip of his tongue, and the pores of his body seemed to moan comfortably.
With that, a large amount of lead-gray smoke and runes escaped from the body.
Kong Fangyuan was not surprised.
When the smoke and runes cleared, he first opened his pants and took a look, and the second brother stayed in the old place again, very relieved.
He was afraid that if he ate a grape, he would become a woman or a yin and yang person.
He didn't dare to eat anymore for the sake of safety, and after waiting for a while, he found that his physical fitness had greatly improved, especially his strength.
There are no drawbacks.
In fact, this nine-colored jade grape is a nine-colored spring fruit, which can improve the cultivation of martial artists, and at this time, there is no Xuan Qi and laws on the earth, and it cannot be practiced, so it only plays a limited role.
Kong Fangyuan ate two more, and when he was only five years old, he tapped lightly with his palm on his side, and a brick was split in two.
In a harmonious society, why does a cute baby need so much effort?
Five-year-old Kong Fangyuan carried half a section of bricks, looked at the afterglow of the sunset, and felt in his heart what I wanted this iron rod for.
He fed one of the remaining six grapes to his father,—— he was less than thirty, and he only knew that staying up late to study and work, not playing games, and not reading online articles, it was really boring.
My mother also ate one, she studied medicine, and she worked harder than her father, either working overtime or on the way to work overtime.
Grandpa and grandma also have to give, and they have a lot of strength to protect the two stacks of real estate certificates, and maybe they can be demolished again.
Su Ningshuang, the daughter of the old man next door who occasionally shares the bed with him, also has one, a childhood sweetheart, two little guesses, is the best wife candidate - whether he can surpass his father and give birth to a son before twenty-two depends on her.
As for the sworn friend Huang Zicheng, I have to have one. Kong Fangyuan swore that in his previous life and in this life, he had never seen such a good-looking person.
He followed behind him and collected a lot of various snacks and toys, and he didn't have to be entangled by all kinds of snot girls.
It's so cool.
However, it is a big project to collect an unknown amount of karma to cremate and regenerate the earth.
He is a five-year-old broken child, he will not die like a bear child, bullying a little child of the same age has no sense of accomplishment, and most adults will not be like him.
Therefore, only occasionally when the bear children are cleaned up, there are small flames of different sizes that return to the forest like birds, like ten thousand gullies returning to the stream, disappearing into Kong Fangyuan's arms, and the number of karmic fires in the system will increase a little bit.
There are only three stats going back and forth: +0.3, +0.6, +0.9.
Fortunately, when Kong Fangyuan was six years old and went to the second grade of primary school, he met Wang Tianjiao, the head teacher of the second class of the second grade.
This woman is black-faced and cold-hearted, narrow-minded, has been teaching for five years, and is very good at sarcasm, sarcasm, isolation, corporal punishment and other means, and is the extermination demon king of primary school students.
On the first day of school, before Wang Tianjiao's class meeting, Kong Fangyuan specially brewed a cup of Dahong robe produced in the mother soil, with the fragrance of tea overflowing, with a faint fragrance of orchids.
Three years ago, when Kong Zhengyuan, the second cousin, went to Wuyi Mountain, he brought a dry branch as a gift.
The swear is that the withered branches come from the legendary mother tree of the big red robe.
In line with the excellent quality of "not arguing with fools about short and long", Kong Fangyuan accepted the gift and threw it into the mother soil as garbage.
Who knew that the branches were soaked in the pond water, and the dead wood grew into tea trees in spring, and some tea was produced, which even senior Da Hong Pao lovers conquered, not to mention Wang Tianjiao.
Wang Tianjiao is fond of tea, and the fragrance of tea is like a soul-grabbing rope, which makes her uneasy.
She was heartbroken, and planned to find a random excuse to confiscate it and taste it carefully.
How could Kong Fangyuan give her a chance, picked up the water cup, drank it all in one gulp, covered the cup, and stuffed it into the schoolbag.
A series of movements in one go, as if rehearsed many times.
Karma: +0.9
Wang Tianjiao couldn't snatch it, her big face became darker and darker, and she began to sarcastically mock Kong Fangyuan.
Kong Fangyuan touched his eyebrows and was drowsy.
It wasn't until Wang Tianjiao said that drinking tea in class was the life of a beggar that she responded calmly: "My grandfather compensated for more than a dozen suites in the capital, and it is said that the second demolition has started again, and you don't understand the life of lying down to win." ”
Wang Tianjiao was choked for a moment, and sneered: "Be careful that your grandfather marries you a young grandmother and gives birth to an uncle younger than you, and you won't have your share." ”
Kong Fangyuan sneered at her, and said, "Anyway, you don't have a way, my grandfather won't take a fancy to you, you will die of this heart, hehe......"
Wang Tian's squeamish twisted deformation.
Karma: +0.9
After school, Wang Tianjiao found an excuse to call Kong Fangyuan to the office, wanting to clean him up, but was beaten by Kong Fangyuan.
Karma: +0.9
It also contributed one of the highest karmic fire values.
Kong Fangyuan stared at Wang Tianjiao with a smile: The task of transforming the earth will fall on you, warrior!
Wang Tianjiao was abused by a little broken child, how could she endure it?
In the following year, she used both soft and hard, and tried all her means, all of which were resolved by Kong Fangyuan one by one.
So much so that she swept away Kong Fangyuan's shadow, and the karmic fire was +0.3.
Kong Fangyuan's prestige among primary school students is increasing day by day, and he is known as the Demon Suppressor, referred to as Kong Tianshi or Confucius Master.
At the end of the period, the text of the system finally changed:
Karmic fire: 1000.2
Mother soil: Spiritual Rank
Metamorphosis: Earth: Tier Zero (+)
But the "+" sign is gray and cannot be used.
Is this not a condition met?
Master Kong angrily hugged his head and hit the table.
Karma: +0.6
What the hell is this system, he didn't even let go of himself, Kong Fangyuan scolded angrily.
In the past year, he has fought wits and courage with Wang Tianjiao for the sake of karmic fire, and he is as diligent as a little bee.
Yes, all the energy is wasted.
For the next year of the third grade, he was as listless as a frosted eggplant.
PS: Karma is originally anger, and this book systematically adds negative emotions such as fear and despair. There are three types of karmic fire values for ordinary people: 0.3, 0.6, and 0.9.